Thread 715299605 - /v/ [Archived: 444 hours ago]

Anonymous
7/13/2025, 12:54:20 AM No.715299605
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>game is to hard for new players
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Anonymous
7/13/2025, 12:55:23 AM No.715299676
>high str but low dex
Anonymous
7/13/2025, 12:56:36 AM No.715299786
Not video games
Anonymous
7/13/2025, 12:57:05 AM No.715299827
ok but why is he grabbing his dick the entire time?
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Anonymous
7/13/2025, 12:57:49 AM No.715299895
>>715299605 (OP)
i got the ick from this
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Anonymous
7/13/2025, 12:59:01 AM No.715299990
>devs compensate by adding a 12 inch wide hammer
Anonymous
7/13/2025, 12:59:20 AM No.715300007
>>715299605 (OP)
Hammering is a skill and expecting people to have a skill they've never needed is retarded
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Anonymous
7/13/2025, 12:59:53 AM No.715300061
nigga gettin tilted and smashing the wood lel
Anonymous
7/13/2025, 1:03:51 AM No.715300390
>>715300007
What do you think swinging a hammer is like a skill you can only level up from doing it, like a fucking video game? You dumb nigger.
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Anonymous
7/13/2025, 1:05:47 AM No.715300538
>>715299827
Making sure he won't nut
Anonymous
7/13/2025, 1:06:03 AM No.715300563
>>715299827
I don't know about him, but I cup my nuts while gaming all the time.
Sometimes the boys get lonely at home.
Anonymous
7/13/2025, 1:06:26 AM No.715300601
>>715300390
Yes, hitting an object with another object in a specific way is the most classic example of a skill you can possibly have.
How are you more sheltered than the zoomer than can't hit a fucking nail with a hammer?
Anonymous
7/13/2025, 1:06:27 AM No.715300604
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>>715300390
>What do you think swinging a hammer is like a skill you can only level up from doing it, like a fucking video game?
Anonymous
7/13/2025, 1:07:29 AM No.715300697
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>>715299895
Ngl, I felt that as well, like, bro...
Anonymous
7/13/2025, 1:07:33 AM No.715300707
>>715300390
t. level 1 hammercraft
Anonymous
7/13/2025, 1:07:41 AM No.715300714
>>715300390
Fucking retard lol
Anonymous
7/13/2025, 1:07:43 AM No.715300718
>>715299605 (OP)
>artificial difficulty.webm
Anonymous
7/13/2025, 1:07:45 AM No.715300720
>>715299605 (OP)
Why are gymfags so useless?
Anonymous
7/13/2025, 1:07:45 AM No.715300721
>>715300390
>a skill you can only level up from doing it, like a fucking video game? You dumb nigger.
That's how life works.
Anonymous
7/13/2025, 1:07:52 AM No.715300734
>>715300390
Yes.
That's how practice works.
Anonymous
7/13/2025, 1:07:56 AM No.715300741
>>715299827
Can't you see how bad he is with that hammer? He doesn't want to accidentally miss and swing at his nuts.
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Anonymous
7/13/2025, 1:08:09 AM No.715300757
>>715300390
hammerlet
Anonymous
7/13/2025, 1:09:17 AM No.715300864
>>715300390
Any faggot can swing a hammer.
It takes fine muscle control to drive a nail straight
Anonymous
7/13/2025, 1:09:39 AM No.715300890
>>715299605 (OP)
>girlfriend comes in trying to save him from more embarrassment
Imagine having to tell your bros she dumped you because her entire friend group saw the video of you being unable to hit a nail
Anonymous
7/13/2025, 1:09:44 AM No.715300892
>>715300741
Every hammer has safety warnings telling you to wear eye protection. He merely takes it a step further.
Anonymous
7/13/2025, 1:10:06 AM No.715300934
>>715300390
Go swing a hammer. Your not gonna do any better then that guy.
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Anonymous
7/13/2025, 1:11:35 AM No.715301047
baffling
baffling
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>>715299605 (OP)
It amazes me that this guy's response to missing the nail isn't to make smaller, lighter, and more controlled strikes to get the muscle memory of it but instead to try and grug smash the nail as if he just wasn't using enough force.
Anonymous
7/13/2025, 1:11:39 AM No.715301051
>>715300934
Dunno what the rules were, but he's also going full tilt like a monkey.
Anonymous
7/13/2025, 1:11:56 AM No.715301080
is it really that hard?
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Anonymous
7/13/2025, 1:12:41 AM No.715301153
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>>715300390
This nigga never swung a hammer.
Anonymous
7/13/2025, 1:12:44 AM No.715301162
>>715301080
It is when you're trying to impress a girl
Anonymous
7/13/2025, 1:12:50 AM No.715301174
Hes white and has a white gf so already won life by default
Anonymous
7/13/2025, 1:12:53 AM No.715301178
>>715299605 (OP)
daily reminder that "gym strength" literally aint shit

not to say you shoudn't train, but dudes that do nothing but "pump iron" still have shit coordination and would still fold in a fight
Anonymous
7/13/2025, 1:13:03 AM No.715301186
>>715301080
If you're just starting out you should probably take it slow and be more precise with smaller, more controlled taps. The dude is just a 1 INT meathead.
Anonymous
7/13/2025, 1:13:07 AM No.715301191
>>715300390
What do you think experience points and leveling up in vidya is supposed to represent? That's literally why they're called experience points?
Anonymous
7/13/2025, 1:13:07 AM No.715301193
>>715299827
I also wonder this, I saw a guy do that outside a few weeks ago and he looked like a fucking retarded primate holding his crotch like it was itching from an std. I'm pretty sure it's a rap culture thing
Anonymous
7/13/2025, 1:13:08 AM No.715301195
>>715301080
No. Teenagers learn to use a hammer to make small birdhouses and shit.
Anonymous
7/13/2025, 1:13:28 AM No.715301230
>>715301080
It's not as easy as it looks, but it's not THAT hard.