>>715299827 I don't know about him, but I cup my nuts while gaming all the time. Sometimes the boys get lonely at home.
Anonymous
7/13/2025, 1:06:26 AM No.715300601
>>715300390 Yes, hitting an object with another object in a specific way is the most classic example of a skill you can possibly have. How are you more sheltered than the zoomer than can't hit a fucking nail with a hammer?
>>715300390 Any faggot can swing a hammer. It takes fine muscle control to drive a nail straight
Anonymous
7/13/2025, 1:09:39 AM No.715300890
>>715299605 (OP) >girlfriend comes in trying to save him from more embarrassment Imagine having to tell your bros she dumped you because her entire friend group saw the video of you being unable to hit a nail
Anonymous
7/13/2025, 1:09:44 AM No.715300892
>>715300741 Every hammer has safety warnings telling you to wear eye protection. He merely takes it a step further.
Anonymous
7/13/2025, 1:10:06 AM No.715300934
>>715300390 Go swing a hammer. Your not gonna do any better then that guy.
>>715299605 (OP) It amazes me that this guy's response to missing the nail isn't to make smaller, lighter, and more controlled strikes to get the muscle memory of it but instead to try and grug smash the nail as if he just wasn't using enough force.
Anonymous
7/13/2025, 1:11:39 AM No.715301051
>>715300934 Dunno what the rules were, but he's also going full tilt like a monkey.
>>715301080 It is when you're trying to impress a girl
Anonymous
7/13/2025, 1:12:50 AM No.715301174
Hes white and has a white gf so already won life by default
Anonymous
7/13/2025, 1:12:53 AM No.715301178
>>715299605 (OP) daily reminder that "gym strength" literally aint shit
not to say you shoudn't train, but dudes that do nothing but "pump iron" still have shit coordination and would still fold in a fight
Anonymous
7/13/2025, 1:13:03 AM No.715301186
>>715301080 If you're just starting out you should probably take it slow and be more precise with smaller, more controlled taps. The dude is just a 1 INT meathead.
Anonymous
7/13/2025, 1:13:07 AM No.715301191
>>715300390 What do you think experience points and leveling up in vidya is supposed to represent? That's literally why they're called experience points?
Anonymous
7/13/2025, 1:13:07 AM No.715301193
>>715299827 I also wonder this, I saw a guy do that outside a few weeks ago and he looked like a fucking retarded primate holding his crotch like it was itching from an std. I'm pretty sure it's a rap culture thing
Anonymous
7/13/2025, 1:13:08 AM No.715301195
>>715301080 No. Teenagers learn to use a hammer to make small birdhouses and shit.
Anonymous
7/13/2025, 1:13:28 AM No.715301230
>>715301080 It's not as easy as it looks, but it's not THAT hard.