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Anonymous No.715300351 [Report] >>715300518 >>715300713 >>715302635 >>715304253 >>715304426 >>715312545
Expedition 33? Slapped like a conga
Death Stranding 2? Stomped on like a Kritter
Split Fiction? Ran over with a mine cart
Kingdom Come Deliverance 2? Devoured whole like a banana

Make way for the REAL GOTY, the most fun VIDEO GAME of 2025
Anonymous No.715300518 [Report] >>715301694
>>715300351 (OP)
Its going to be a middling game carried by the Nnintendo bonus just like Odyssey
Anonymous No.715300713 [Report] >>715301694
>>715300351 (OP)
Metascore will be 86.
Takumi86 No.715301087 [Report] >>715301694
It'll get scores in the high 8s/low 9s and will be compared positively to past DK games and deemed a GOTY contender, but will be out of contention by the end of the year and won't even have the legacy that Odyssey had (being Youtubers' favourite content farm). Still good or even great but unmemorable compared to other DK or Mario games.
Anonymous No.715301207 [Report] >>715301694
you know nobody will talk about this game after the first 2 weeks right?
Anonymous No.715301694 [Report] >>715301854
>>715300518
>>715300713
>>715301087
>>715301207
Holy shit the fucking seethe is delicious. You are not prepared for what you’re about to witness
Anonymous No.715301854 [Report] >>715301993
>>715301694
>me sayjng the score will be 86 is seething
Anonymous No.715301993 [Report] >>715302170
>>715301854
Yes, it is and you know why you disingenuous faggot
Anonymous No.715302170 [Report] >>715302539 >>715302882
>>715301993
If you think dk is getting even within 5 points of that you are out of your mind
Anonymous No.715302539 [Report] >>715310650
>>715302170
Have you read any of the previews? The doom posting is insane journos love it
Anonymous No.715302635 [Report]
>>715300351 (OP)
Buy an ad.
Anonymous No.715302882 [Report] >>715302984 >>715311336
>>715302170
Journos could easily suck its dick that hard. Odyssey itself didn't deserve anywhere remotely near a 97 and it's the S2's only game for who knows how long. Journos suck off big publishers and rabid fanbases for ad revenue and early access. The scores industry parasites give it don't matter, what matters is if it will be good, and everything points to it being mediocre and looking like ass.
Anonymous No.715302984 [Report]
>>715302882
Ok, Mr. E.
Anonymous No.715304253 [Report]
>>715300351 (OP)
Silksong?
Anonymous No.715304373 [Report] >>715304638 >>715305174 >>715306286
Lol
https://nintendoeverything.com/donkey-kong-bananza-frame-rate-drops-director/
Anonymous No.715304426 [Report] >>715304638 >>715306006
>>715300351 (OP)
>frame drops on a brand new console
>camera issues
automatically bumps it down to low 90s on Metacritic
Anonymous No.715304638 [Report] >>715309108
>>715304373
>>715304426
Isn't this thing supposed to be as powerful as PS4? A game this ugly shouldn't be struggling with fps.
Anonymous No.715305174 [Report] >>715306703
>>715304373
So this is not 60fps?
Anonymous No.715306006 [Report]
>>715304426
93-96. No lower, no higher.
Anonymous No.715306286 [Report]
>>715304373
This game looks like dogwater and it still can't maintain a consistent fps?
Anonymous No.715306703 [Report]
>>715305174
I assume but apparently when breaking the terrain which is the main gimmick the frames drop
Anonymous No.715309108 [Report]
>>715304638
it's CPU heavy. Devs put it too much with the enviromental destruction and didn't realized that it's too much for the console too handle

also if you destroy something, many times you can see some smaller rocks moving realistically. So that means they also used the Physx feature which also impacts performance a bit.
Anonymous No.715310650 [Report]
>>715302539
journos loved mario kart world too and that is overpriced slop
Anonymous No.715311336 [Report] >>715311853 >>715312704
>>715302882
>the best game ever made didn't deserve anywhere remotely near a 97
lmao
Anonymous No.715311853 [Report]
>>715311336
Anonymous No.715312545 [Report]
>>715300351 (OP)
You're unironically mentally ill if you think a fucking Donkey Kong game is going to be better than Clair Obscur
Anonymous No.715312704 [Report]
>>715311336
>Mario Odyssey
>best game ever made