Thread 715302795

Its Saturday and that means its time to throw out that empty slushie cup from 7/11 and get in TF2!
Address: 131.153.242.158:27015 or tf2.madhammer.club

>Why the fuck is there so much custom content
Just download all of the content directly through our server instead of through tf2
https://cdn.madhammer.club/misc/van-content.7z
and then place the content into their respective tf2 folders


>For Sunday Night, we are going to play Fistful of Frags


want to get pinged about this server until the heat-death of the universe? click on this link!
https://steamcommunity.com/groups/party_van

Noh

My dad died a few days ago. The pain is unbearable bros

get your ass off of l4d and get in tf2

>>715302894
Sorry to hear that anon, my dad died in 2021. Wish I could tell you it gets better but it really doesn't

>4/100 on megaton
Dead /v/an

>>715302964
unfuck the server and bring back goomba stomp and I might

>>715303317
I’m not a fagmin I can’t do that

dead /v/an, everyone else is playing left 4 dead.

8 of the /v/an’s strongest warriors on their way to cp_granary

>>715302894
my dad is dying right now
I'm more worried about going homeless because of his fuckups

>>715304228
shit bro sorry to hear that. im currently taking care of my uncle who has kidney failure. praying for you.

OMG A HEALING VAN SATURDAY

>>715302894
>>715303129
>>715304228
>>715304492
growing old is a bitch and seeing family grow old is an even bigger bitch, take care of yourselves

PASS THE WHISKY

>>715302894
my dad eiffel tower's trannies with me, im levy btw

>>715304838
here catch
https://youtu.be/0xrSH0G8kBo

looks like this wasn't posted today

>>715305896
The Alpha of Awe. The Brute of Brawn. The Cultivator of Class. The Duke of Domination. The Emperor of Eloquence. The Fiercest of Fighters. The Greatest of Glory. The Height of Heroism. The Imperator of Intellectualism. The Jarl of Justice. The King of Knights. The Lord of Loquaciousness. The Master of Mortality. The Naysayer of Noobs. The Overlord of Obituaries. The Prince of Passion. The Que-hagen of Quixote. The Ruler of Ruination. The Sultan of Smite. The Taskmaster of Trembles. The Undertaker of Ubiquity. The Vaeyen of Vociferousness. The Warranter of Weaklings. The Xenophobe of Xenogeny. The Yardmaster of Yesteryear. The Zhar of Zoroastrianism.

THE INDOMITUS REX
THE ALPHA OF ALPHAS
THE KING OF KINGS
THE LORD OF LORDS
THE JUSTICIAR OF JUSTICE
CHADREN THE GRAY
APEXPREDATORvy the MASCULINE
GRIPvy the CRUSHING
INSURMOUNTABLEvy the UNSURPASSABLE
INDOMITABLEvy the UNYIELDING
AESTHETICvy the BEAUTIFUL
SWOLEvy the RIPPED
TANKvy the RESOLUTE
PHYSICALLYIMPOSINGvy the INTIMIDATING
GLAREvy the DOMINEERING
JUGGERNAUGHTvy the UNSTOPPABLE
DISCIPLINEDvy the ENLIGHTENED
ZENvy the SPIRITUAL
POTENTrvy the VIRILE
ALMIGHTYvy the INVINCIBLE
VALORvy the DAUNTLESS
IMPERIOUSvy the DOMINATOR
INVICTUSvy the ETERNAL
MAELSTROMvy the TITANIC
QUAKEvy the SPACE-TIME SHAKING
COLOSSUSvy the LEVIATHAN
BEHEMOTHvy the MASTODONIC
MONSTERvy the TERRIFYING
LORDvy the KING
DEITvy the CHRIST
CRIMSONvy the LEGEND
SUPERNOVAvy the TRANSIENT
VYCHAD THE LE
LECHAD THE VY
LEVYCHAD THE CHAD
KINGCHAD THE LORDVY
THE CHAD OF CHADS
ENCHAD LEVY
CHADCHAD CHADCHAD CHA CHAD
ENTER LEEEEEEEEEEEEEVY

>>715306010
tranny lover

>>715306568
So many emperors throughout history had sex with effeminate men. Being attracted to trannies isn't too bad

who am i raping today

>>715307927
Would

>>715307515
Levy gets topped by trannies.

>>715310634
Hot

Bump

restore her saysound

it’s not looking good bros, how do we save the /v/an?

!nominate dustbowl
NOW

/v/an status? I’m at jack in the box

Trannies over bros!

Halo saars send white bob and vagen

can you literally stop being huge faggots
thanks

>>715316227
Loud and clear, boss

>>715316227
t. me talking to whoever took away my saysounds

>>715317080
what were they

>>715317513
all of them i literally can't use saysounds lol. anything i type just doesnt play the sound

>>715317591
that's not a thing on the server, you're probably just playing them when someone else is being funny and maxing their sounds out so it gets drowned out

I DONT CONSENT TO YOU MASTURBAITING WHILE PLAYING WITH ME

Kill scouts

>>715318757
when has consent ever been a factor

35 of mario's children that he's TOTALLY gonna have in bananza on pl_donkeykong

I’d like to solve the puzzle….

deet's throbbing boycunny welcomingall of my spurt spurt :3

lets just have consensual sex with deet

>>715320880
>not rape
*sad pajeet noises*

rape deet and inject him with chemicals

Meh, it's not enough anymore. Is there any game server out there that is even edgier and wackier than the partyvan?

41 jolly niggers celebrating christmas in july on pl_coalevent

>>715322093
Yea my server

>jihad mode
>server goes to shit
classic
captcha: JHDAN

total jihadist death

take a look at this gordon

let me know when jihad is gone

>>715323695
i have AGP btw

43 gators in the louisiana bayou on cp_cajunpawnstars

my eyes

>>715324267
An AGP what? ATI Rage? Matrix Millennium? 3dfx Voodoo5? Nvidia GeForce?

>>715325090
ATI my ass!

TOMORROW I'LL

>>715325510
PRINT THOSE BLUE PRINTS

>>715327196
This was posted by zoomer gooner hands.

>>715327196
keep posting

>>715327196
nigga stop fapping/afking get back in you fucking NIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIfren

>>715327196
that crashed firefox somehow

>>715327575
>posted from a shitass turd world laptop with a celeron cpu

>>715327654
Ermmm I'm on a windows 11,RTX 4090, INTEL computer

how do you guys pick the alt model?

>>715327654
3070TI i7 32gb on a 4k monitor
genuinely no idea why but it played for like 2s and then the browser just froze

>>715327740
in chat type !models and go from there

CHAOSBROS WE WON

ctf? yeah I'm picking my boogers

>>715327945
can i have some

>>715327945
*flicks my eggman mustache shaped pubes towards your face*

i just couldn't do

levy is cleaning a tranny's bowels with his tongue take a look

see you niggers next weekend

>>715302795 (OP)
I wish I could play on the party van, but I was banned by overmunch.

why did this /v/an suck so hard

>>715329079
You didn't miss much tonight.

>another gay ass map
yawn

>>715329170
because I was there

>>715329324
name your favorite map then

>>715329410
itemtest

see me in irl 20 player bomberman on a projector
faggots

>>715329210
Sometimes it’s just nice to vore with the bros

>>715329410
citadel
wacky races
koth_king
avalanhce
shorelight

player count? I made a food run

0/100 limewires on mg_lazytown

>>715329974
I don’t believe you show me proof

37 bilgerats on cp_piratelife

what specifically does the server change to make the airstrafing the way it is and how do I replicate it

>>715330560
a question that will never be answered cuz our admins are fags

>>715330912
No we aren’t

amachinegun?

mcnutt

however many fucks in this map aaa idk im too drunk to look

mcnutt2

chess is a white man's game and no one in the /v/an is white why the fuck is this on rotaiton

>>715334592
I'm white
but I don't play chess because video games are cooler

>>715331629
The answer the question

>>715334658
white-passing doesn't mean white, pedro

>>715334592
>>715334727
filtered by chess kino

>>715334756
t. filtered by boarder patrol

I want to erp...

keep the server alive for a few more hours for a free unusual

why a third of the server AFK

>>715335178
pre gaming hard for my goon

>>715335178
I'm sucking tranny cock

>>715335178
Kemoshota rp sounding sesh

I would goon with you guys but you niggas are pussies

>>715335792
shut up nigga keep sucking

>>715335792
prove it

>>715335792
Konata... that isn't milk....

what /v/an warrior would you let bust inside your ass?

>>715337035
no warrior would

>26 niggas at 4am
alright i'll get on

>>715337312
yup
get back on

>half the niggas AFK
yeah nah im out

>>715337035
anyone as long as its warm and sticky :3

mug rootbeer sucks

>>715338895
anon's been blessed...

>>715338895
>>715339169
Shupo....

>two gayest niggas left on the server
poetic

>>715338370
this will always be a BANGS server