Anonymous
7/13/2025, 3:27:13 AM No.715312664
FELLAS. Did you know in terms of breeding male humans and female plants, Solar Flare is the most compatible plant for humans? Not only is she one of the most popular (yet also starring in the most rule 34) female plant in PVZ Heroes, she is also an average height of about a 6th grader, which i think is the perfect height for having sex with, SHORTIES, weighs about 60 lbs or more, and is pretty frisky. She is also large enough to handle human cocks, horny dickwads. In PVZ Heroes, solar flare has access to Kabloom and Solar Class cards. The cards also involve healing the hero and other plants, so you can be rough (but also be gentle) with her. Due to her flower anatomy and producing nectar, the inside of her stigma (the plant counterpart of a woman's vagina) would be incredibly soft, smooth, and sticky... What. So soft that you could have sex with her for hours and not get sore. (???) She is also pretty attractive, cute, joyful, and charismatic, and she also uses the Power Flower to heal herself (and possibly the dude she's having sex with) for each flower present, so planting a lot of flowers could reduce the amount of fatigue you may feel after ejaculation. It could also restore the cum in your balls. Also, Solar Flare having a high-pitched voice, giggling a lot, and being incredibly seductive with boys can get you aroused and in the mood to having sex. Not even Green Shadow comes this close to this level of compatibility, and she just gives fellatio (sucks dick). Also, Solar Flare does not get impregnated that easily, because human sperm cannot fertilize Sunflower ovules.
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