Thread 715316336

pls anon... use me...

>>715316336 (OP)
>use me...
to make money on ebay?

Sorry, console-sama, but after the role of a lifetime I've been busy.

>>715316336 (OP)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KbWgUO-Rqcw
TV

I'd probably use mine more if I didnt have a bunch of other stuff to play or watch. Honestly a great little console and you can see why they hyped up the media usage and new kinect because they work amazingly well.
Great pick up for $100 considering how cheap they are

>>715316809
I would buy 1 for 45 bucks if cfw was a thing

I remember 2013. I never bought you.

>>715316336 (OP)
The original unit is kind of cool for hdmi in

>>715318557
The One X also has HDMI in

>>715318661
Oh nice, nevermind then fuck the og model

I have to clean it out, it's full of dust.

>>715316336 (OP)
I bought one in March 2014. Got 650 hours out of Battlefield 4 on it and a reasonable amount out of Titanfall 1

>>715316336 (OP)
your are still my emulation/browser machine

>>715319467
Bro same, cracked it open the other day and it looked like a damn lint dimension in there. I half expected to find a spider colony with a full Xbox Live account.

>>715318557
HDMI in? What does that even do?

I remember being so goddamn excited about the xbone back before we knew anything about what R6 Siege would actually be like and with the prospect of Master Chief Collection and future halo games on the console

>>715316336 (OP)
I bought one, played half of the Call of Duty game that came with it and haven't touched it in years

>>715316336 (OP)
It exists to play original Xbox games

>>715316336 (OP)
The true no geamz station. The flagship title for this piece of shit was Ryse Son of Rome lmao. Every kid I knew who had an Xbox One was depressed and/or had mental issues

I gave both my Xbox One and PS4 away to friends for free. God, modern consoles are awful.

>>715316336 (OP)
I gotta take my brothers one apart, but i don't wanna break anything. Needs a cleaning tho

I played Smite on it the past few years.

>>715329491
it doesnt, i thought mine was dusted but actually you have to trick the xbox one by making it read an x360 game and then the x1 game you want to play. that only happens sometimes, its all controlled were in the matrix dont fucking clean it you psychopath.

>>715330169
all must be clean
Cool. I'll check i out next time, gadget

>>715331916
one day you will drown in a secure chamber meant for cleaning, while your song "God's plan" is playing.

>>715316336 (OP)
I wanted to sell you since you've just been rotting away in a drawer, but when i tried to factory reset you Microshit forced you to update first, and now you're stuck in a loop where you won't restart at the point where you need to during the update and no recovery methods work, not even a soft reset. The Internet says your hard drive might be corrupt, but I'm not replacing your hard drive since that's probably more than what you're worth sold these days.
You're facing being crushed to pieces with a sledgehammer at this point buddy.

>>715316336 (OP)
I played gears 5 just two days ago. I played elden ring the day before that. I put like 400 hours in elden ring on a base xbox one. who else has done that?

>>715316336 (OP)
sorry xbone. I really am

>>715332034
Bury it and put that entire post on the tombstone

>>715316336 (OP)
Sure...
>Afterburner climax is not compatible
Why the fuck most of the xbox live arcade games don't work for this piece of shit?

>>715334121
30% of x360 games are backwards compatible. better than nothing.

I still have mine hooked up. It goes kerchunk when I turn it on and it takes 5 minutes to boot up a game on the original hard drive but the thing is still kicking after 12 years.

>>715332029
or can squip

>>715335718
I bought mine used in 2016. it had always been silent as a grave until last week when its fan went vrrrr for a few seconds. it was a rather hot day but it's still weird hearing the damned thing for the first time. does it mean that the thermal paste is drying out?

Does anyone know what is going on at Microsoft with Xbox production? The store I work at hasn't received a shipment in months, but we get PS5's regularly.

I had a guy come in asking if we were out, and I had to tell him that I don't know when we're going to get more in because they simply don't send them to use anymore. The last Xbox shipment we got was about a month ago. I just wonder if it's happening nation-wide, or maybe it's just for certain retail outlets/stores. You never know with production or distribution issues.

Hell, the Switch 2 is still fairly new, and yet the delivers have been sparse at best. I'm sure it's like that everywhere across the nation. We've had only one shipment of Switch 2's come in since they first launched, and I THINK we might be getting some in another 5-6 days. I'm more curious about the fucking Xbox delivers. We usually always got them in regularly like the PS5's, but now? They just aren't coming in. These are XSX and XSS. Those are the only models we sell.

>>715316336 (OP)
I actually do have an Xbox One that I got for free a few months ago. No games for it though.

>>715338581
the weirdest part of this story is that your xboxes actually sold out at some point

>>715338581
the tariffs girl!

>>715338581
Go to US Costco's website and search for Xbox. No consoles are carried there. Canada's Walmart only carries Xbox from third party resellers. Most of Europe and The Middle East region doesn't even have Xbox in stock. It's a dead console brand trying to pretend it's alive to keep GamePass subscriptions active.

>>715316336 (OP)
anon please... you know you want to plug your cable box into me and watch TV through me...
i can show you the TV guide real good... cmon, just this once...

>>715316535
>Let's promote our cutting edge tech for next generation entertainment with a boomer dying device that has nothing to do with our hardware
We needed an army of Luigis back then just to try to salvage something.

>>715316336 (OP)
Sure, what games do you recommend?

>>715338408
How clean is it? The bone is very good at collecting dust internally.

>>715339763
Dead Rising 3?

>>715316336 (OP)
I was literally just playing BF4 last night, what else do you want from me?

>>715341546
Wasn't 1 the only good one and 2 sort of forgivable because of strip poker and daughteru?

>>715316336 (OP)
You're an okay Xbox 360 machine, but outside of that don't contact me.

>>715334859
Didnt they promise more than that? FFS even the 360 has higher compatibility.