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Anonymous No.715316336 [Report] >>715316395 >>715316535 >>715318557 >>715322262 >>715322393 >>715327273 >>715327320 >>715327401 >>715329491 >>715332034 >>715332893 >>715333661 >>715334121 >>715338674 >>715339551 >>715339763 >>715341592 >>715341921
pls anon... use me...
Anonymous No.715316395 [Report]
>>715316336 (OP)
>use me...
to make money on ebay?
Anonymous No.715316428 [Report]
Sorry, console-sama, but after the role of a lifetime I've been busy.
Anonymous No.715316535 [Report] >>715339720
>>715316336 (OP)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KbWgUO-Rqcw
TV
Anonymous No.715316809 [Report] >>715317986
I'd probably use mine more if I didnt have a bunch of other stuff to play or watch. Honestly a great little console and you can see why they hyped up the media usage and new kinect because they work amazingly well.
Great pick up for $100 considering how cheap they are
Anonymous No.715317986 [Report]
>>715316809
I would buy 1 for 45 bucks if cfw was a thing
Anonymous No.715318439 [Report]
I remember 2013. I never bought you.
Anonymous No.715318557 [Report] >>715318661 >>715327079
>>715316336 (OP)
The original unit is kind of cool for hdmi in
Anonymous No.715318661 [Report] >>715318727
>>715318557
The One X also has HDMI in
Anonymous No.715318727 [Report]
>>715318661
Oh nice, nevermind then fuck the og model
Anonymous No.715319467 [Report] >>715323529
I have to clean it out, it's full of dust.
Anonymous No.715322262 [Report]
>>715316336 (OP)
I bought one in March 2014. Got 650 hours out of Battlefield 4 on it and a reasonable amount out of Titanfall 1
Anonymous No.715322393 [Report]
>>715316336 (OP)
your are still my emulation/browser machine
Anonymous No.715323529 [Report]
>>715319467
Bro same, cracked it open the other day and it looked like a damn lint dimension in there. I half expected to find a spider colony with a full Xbox Live account.
Anonymous No.715327079 [Report]
>>715318557
HDMI in? What does that even do?
Anonymous No.715327191 [Report]
I remember being so goddamn excited about the xbone back before we knew anything about what R6 Siege would actually be like and with the prospect of Master Chief Collection and future halo games on the console
Anonymous No.715327273 [Report]
>>715316336 (OP)
I bought one, played half of the Call of Duty game that came with it and haven't touched it in years
Anonymous No.715327320 [Report]
>>715316336 (OP)
It exists to play original Xbox games
Anonymous No.715327401 [Report]
>>715316336 (OP)
The true no geamz station. The flagship title for this piece of shit was Ryse Son of Rome lmao. Every kid I knew who had an Xbox One was depressed and/or had mental issues
Anonymous No.715327415 [Report]
I gave both my Xbox One and PS4 away to friends for free. God, modern consoles are awful.
Anonymous No.715329491 [Report] >>715330169
>>715316336 (OP)
I gotta take my brothers one apart, but i don't wanna break anything. Needs a cleaning tho
Anonymous No.715329808 [Report]
Anonymous No.715330068 [Report]
I played Smite on it the past few years.
Anonymous No.715330169 [Report] >>715331916
>>715329491
it doesnt, i thought mine was dusted but actually you have to trick the xbox one by making it read an x360 game and then the x1 game you want to play. that only happens sometimes, its all controlled were in the matrix dont fucking clean it you psychopath.
Anonymous No.715331916 [Report] >>715332029
>>715330169
all must be clean
Cool. I'll check i out next time, gadget
Anonymous No.715332029 [Report] >>715337017
>>715331916
one day you will drown in a secure chamber meant for cleaning, while your song "God's plan" is playing.
Anonymous No.715332034 [Report] >>715333993
>>715316336 (OP)
I wanted to sell you since you've just been rotting away in a drawer, but when i tried to factory reset you Microshit forced you to update first, and now you're stuck in a loop where you won't restart at the point where you need to during the update and no recovery methods work, not even a soft reset. The Internet says your hard drive might be corrupt, but I'm not replacing your hard drive since that's probably more than what you're worth sold these days.
You're facing being crushed to pieces with a sledgehammer at this point buddy.
Anonymous No.715332893 [Report]
>>715316336 (OP)
I played gears 5 just two days ago. I played elden ring the day before that. I put like 400 hours in elden ring on a base xbox one. who else has done that?
Anonymous No.715333661 [Report]
>>715316336 (OP)
sorry xbone. I really am
Anonymous No.715333993 [Report]
>>715332034
Bury it and put that entire post on the tombstone
Anonymous No.715334121 [Report] >>715334859
>>715316336 (OP)
Sure...
>Afterburner climax is not compatible
Why the fuck most of the xbox live arcade games don't work for this piece of shit?
Anonymous No.715334859 [Report] >>715341962
>>715334121
30% of x360 games are backwards compatible. better than nothing.
Anonymous No.715335718 [Report] >>715338408
I still have mine hooked up. It goes kerchunk when I turn it on and it takes 5 minutes to boot up a game on the original hard drive but the thing is still kicking after 12 years.
Anonymous No.715337017 [Report]
>>715332029
or can squip
Anonymous No.715338408 [Report] >>715341136
>>715335718
I bought mine used in 2016. it had always been silent as a grave until last week when its fan went vrrrr for a few seconds. it was a rather hot day but it's still weird hearing the damned thing for the first time. does it mean that the thermal paste is drying out?
Anonymous No.715338581 [Report] >>715338732 >>715338868 >>715338939
Does anyone know what is going on at Microsoft with Xbox production? The store I work at hasn't received a shipment in months, but we get PS5's regularly.

I had a guy come in asking if we were out, and I had to tell him that I don't know when we're going to get more in because they simply don't send them to use anymore. The last Xbox shipment we got was about a month ago. I just wonder if it's happening nation-wide, or maybe it's just for certain retail outlets/stores. You never know with production or distribution issues.

Hell, the Switch 2 is still fairly new, and yet the delivers have been sparse at best. I'm sure it's like that everywhere across the nation. We've had only one shipment of Switch 2's come in since they first launched, and I THINK we might be getting some in another 5-6 days. I'm more curious about the fucking Xbox delivers. We usually always got them in regularly like the PS5's, but now? They just aren't coming in. These are XSX and XSS. Those are the only models we sell.
Anonymous No.715338674 [Report]
>>715316336 (OP)
I actually do have an Xbox One that I got for free a few months ago. No games for it though.
Anonymous No.715338730 [Report]
Anonymous No.715338732 [Report]
>>715338581
the weirdest part of this story is that your xboxes actually sold out at some point
Anonymous No.715338868 [Report]
>>715338581
the tariffs girl!
Anonymous No.715338939 [Report]
>>715338581
Go to US Costco's website and search for Xbox. No consoles are carried there. Canada's Walmart only carries Xbox from third party resellers. Most of Europe and The Middle East region doesn't even have Xbox in stock. It's a dead console brand trying to pretend it's alive to keep GamePass subscriptions active.
Anonymous No.715339551 [Report]
>>715316336 (OP)
anon please... you know you want to plug your cable box into me and watch TV through me...
i can show you the TV guide real good... cmon, just this once...
Anonymous No.715339720 [Report]
>>715316535
>Let's promote our cutting edge tech for next generation entertainment with a boomer dying device that has nothing to do with our hardware
We needed an army of Luigis back then just to try to salvage something.
Anonymous No.715339763 [Report] >>715341546
>>715316336 (OP)
Sure, what games do you recommend?
Anonymous No.715341136 [Report]
>>715338408
How clean is it? The bone is very good at collecting dust internally.
Anonymous No.715341546 [Report] >>715341794
>>715339763
Dead Rising 3?
Anonymous No.715341592 [Report]
>>715316336 (OP)
I was literally just playing BF4 last night, what else do you want from me?
Anonymous No.715341794 [Report]
>>715341546
Wasn't 1 the only good one and 2 sort of forgivable because of strip poker and daughteru?
Anonymous No.715341921 [Report]
>>715316336 (OP)
You're an okay Xbox 360 machine, but outside of that don't contact me.
Anonymous No.715341962 [Report]
>>715334859
Didnt they promise more than that? FFS even the 360 has higher compatibility.