Thread 715318524 - /v/ [Archived: 506 hours ago]

Anonymous
7/13/2025, 4:50:48 AM No.715318524
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>oh wow another golem!
>disable eac
>load cheatengine
>enable 1 hit kill
>*smack*
>disable cheatengine and continue playthrough as normal

literally what retard designed this? it would be fine if you didnt have to down it twice or awkwardly try to run over and throw an expensive pot in its head
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Anonymous
7/13/2025, 4:52:19 AM No.715318628
having fun your own way is the only way to play video games
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Anonymous
7/13/2025, 4:54:56 AM No.715318831
>>715318524 (OP)
>another golem
but that's the first golem you encounter
Anonymous
7/13/2025, 4:58:47 AM No.715319083
>>715318524 (OP)
I really hated those golems. Even first one got tedious real fucking fast.
Anonymous
7/13/2025, 5:18:22 AM No.715320592
kill every fire golem in one stagger
>stagger
>hit face for as much as possible before the crit
>spam giant fire pots into basket as it gets up
>finish off if not already dead which it probably should be
Anonymous
7/13/2025, 5:19:56 AM No.715320694
>>715318524 (OP)
They were extremely tanky for no real reason. I got so tired of just hammering them for ages that I ended up just googling what each one drops and not doing it if it's not something I care about

>>715318628
based and true
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Anonymous
7/13/2025, 5:20:38 AM No.715320749
Cheaters are losers, no matter what excuses they use. And if they weren't they wouldn't need to make threads like these.
Anonymous
7/13/2025, 5:21:03 AM No.715320780
cheers cunt
cheers cunt
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>ummm the item is just too expensive to use okay? I need to keep it for later when I also don't use it for anything else

Elden Ring and in fact every souls game were designed to teach you to use your resources and you braindead retards insist on doing fist only no consumable no leveling hardcore runs to prove how much of a badass you are. Grow up and use the fucking pot.
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Anonymous
7/13/2025, 5:24:37 AM No.715321027
>>715320780
Give me a count on how many pots you get vs how many giants there are and how many they need each
Also
>no you have to fight this enemy a very specific way and use this specific consumable or he's literally just tanky and unfun
horrid dogshit design. Stuff like using heal to kill revenants is fun, but you can also fight revenants normally. This shit is not fun because of how actually offputting of an experience it is to fight it normally. If they wanted to enforce the gimmick then fucking actually enforce it like anor londo ghosts
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Anonymous
7/13/2025, 5:25:55 AM No.715321119
These are the worst enemies in the game. I remember seeing them in promo and hoped theyโ€™d be like fire giant but better. No, no they make Fire Giant look like Mohg.
Anonymous
7/13/2025, 5:26:42 AM No.715321170
>>715321027
>Give me a count on how many pots you get vs how many giants there are and how many they need each
No, you whiny bitch. Use the pots.
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Anonymous
7/13/2025, 5:27:12 AM No.715321204
>play hard game
>it's hard
uhm... what the hell?
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Anonymous
7/13/2025, 5:28:15 AM No.715321272
>>715321170
>No
because it would prove your narrative that you can use pots for all of them wrong
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Anonymous
7/13/2025, 5:28:57 AM No.715321326
you
you
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>>715321272
That's a narrative you made up in your head you dumb cunt. No one said that. Learn to read.
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Anonymous
7/13/2025, 5:29:22 AM No.715321357
Is the DLC even worth playing? I can't really buy it anymore, but heard its meh
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Anonymous
7/13/2025, 5:29:37 AM No.715321374
>>715320780
>you're supposed to know that some random smcondumable fire pots deal heavy damage to furnace golems because, y-you're just supposed to okay?!
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Anonymous
7/13/2025, 5:29:57 AM No.715321401
>>715321027
There is no limit to how many of the basic fire pots you can craft as long as you have enough pots. The furnace ones have a hard limit due to the limited rare resource they require.
Anonymous
7/13/2025, 5:30:57 AM No.715321457
>>715321374
There is literally a tutorial area for it.
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Anonymous
7/13/2025, 5:35:14 AM No.715321769
>>715321457
we evidently played different games
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Anonymous
7/13/2025, 5:35:44 AM No.715321793
>>715321769
You evidently skipped content in the DLC you paid for.
Anonymous
7/13/2025, 5:36:05 AM No.715321820
>>715321357
>legacy dungeons, most bosses, and NPCs are great
>more catacomb variety than base game, though still repetitive
>lots of filler space without points of interest in the map
>new weapon types are sick
It's worth it if you want more ER.
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Anonymous
7/13/2025, 5:37:07 AM No.715321885
>>715321820
Sounds nice. Maybe in a few years then
Anonymous
7/13/2025, 5:42:47 AM No.715322230
>>715320694
>I ended up just googling what each one drops and not doing it if it's not something I care about
Haha anon, you left me alone
>Reduces your performance in the DLC, because me and my million particle effects are never, ever unloaded until I die
Anonymous
7/13/2025, 5:43:14 AM No.715322264
>>715321326
>No one said that.
So your answer to
>these giants are annoying pieces of shit if you can't use pots for them
is
>You can use pots for some of them though!
Ok? You seem to be really retarded
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Anonymous
7/13/2025, 5:44:21 AM No.715322334
>>715322264
No, my answer to the OP post coming in hot and going "oh I don't want to use an expensive pot on this" is to tell them they're a retard and should use the tools they are given in order to succeed. I don't care about whatever dumbass middle school argument you're making up.
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Anonymous
7/13/2025, 5:46:48 AM No.715322471
>>715322334
>"oh I don't want to use an expensive pot on this" is to tell them they're a retard and should use the tools they are given in order to succeed.
Ok anon but have you played the DLC? There's like 8 of those giants, "use the pots for some of them" is not actually a working retort to "these suck dick to fight without pots"
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Anonymous
7/13/2025, 5:48:24 AM No.715322576
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>>715318524 (OP)
here u go. charge it up and let 'er rip
Anonymous
7/13/2025, 5:48:31 AM No.715322583
>>715322471
You are arguing a completely different point and obviously have the literacy level of a bulldog. Come back when you can comprehend English.
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Anonymous
7/13/2025, 5:50:54 AM No.715322740
>>715321204
>hard
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Anonymous
7/13/2025, 5:52:53 AM No.715322879
>>715322740
>it's not hard just tedious!
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Anonymous
7/13/2025, 5:53:06 AM No.715322892
>>715321027
Just finished a fairly completionist playthrough of SOTE where I was actively looking around to get all the goodies. Even using hefty fire pots liberally on the golems, I ended up with ~100 black pyreflies.
Anonymous
7/13/2025, 5:53:22 AM No.715322918
>>715322583
>these giants suck to fight
>You can use pots on them retard!
>ok but not all of them
>not my problem. learn to argue.
lol ok
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Anonymous
7/13/2025, 5:53:57 AM No.715322958
>>715322918
>learn to argue.
Yes. You're making up a strawman and I have no interest.
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Anonymous
7/13/2025, 5:55:49 AM No.715323073
>>715321457
a tutorial, which is a bit of paper hidden off the way, which requires a normal player without knowledge to kill, at minimum, two of these things without knowing the fire pot trick

i love the dlc, but its dogshit design and op is right to do what he did, they're unfun to fight even when you know the gimmick
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Anonymous
7/13/2025, 5:55:53 AM No.715323080
>>715322958
nice backpedal faggot you went from
>learn how to use your resources to not suffer
to
>i never said there are enough resources.

little spineless bitch lmao
Anonymous
7/13/2025, 5:56:56 AM No.715323145
>>715322879
Yes. If you only fought one, no. But there are ~10 of them and seeing them caused a universal sigh across every player every time they encountered them again.
Anonymous
7/13/2025, 5:58:59 AM No.715323260
>>715320694
>I got so tired of just hammering them for ages that I ended up just googling what each one drops and not doing it if it's not something I care about
Same, its the only time in the base game+dlc i did this, even after 100%ing every catacomb. I couldn't take it anymore.
Anonymous
7/13/2025, 6:03:39 AM No.715323590
>>715323073
you are required to kill two of this before getting the note in shadow keep?
Anonymous
7/13/2025, 6:06:02 AM No.715323747
file
file
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>squats
>kills unarmored golems with ease
Anonymous
7/13/2025, 6:37:37 AM No.715325635
These retards take forever to down and aren't remotely challenging
Plus did we really need the tower knight gimmick again? How many times are we going to poke an enemy's ankles until it trips?
Anonymous
7/13/2025, 7:42:26 AM No.715329256
I remember one of them in the ruins killed the centaur crucible and I with it's giant flaming swirl and it was really funny. I barely got to fight the new crucible knight because of that fucker though.