Do you play video games with your girlfriend?

>>715328129 (OP)
I am the girlfriend(male)

>>715328129 (OP)
No but I am committing suicide soon.

I'm going to die alone.

>>715328129 (OP)
I have a girlfriend, the gentle traditional kind, and I have sincerely tried to get her to play the games I like and I kid you fucking not, she once fell asleep with the controller in her hands next to me, I didn't even notice she fell asleep until 5 minutes later.

I felt so damn disrespected, but at the same time, we are still together and the fact she loves me despite being too woman-brained to get into my hobbies that require brain power like vydia or chess means I guess she is alright. I do love her and her normie hobbies are easy for me, and I guess for anyone on 4chan, to grasp.

i.e. real women, the ones who are loyal, virgins, etc. do not play videogames. Gamer women do exist but they are usually the fat, smelly, or like to sleep around kind.

>>715328129 (OP)
sometimes but mostly we just each play our separate games in the same room

>>715328129 (OP)
Who is this girl?

Yeah we passed the controller back and forth playing tetris99 just the other night

>>715328129 (OP)
what the fuck is going on with her pelvis

is that a pony gitl?

Is that bacon horse?

>>715328129 (OP)

>>715329741
Legs are too close together; there's no thigh gap.

>>715329730
Sunset Shimmer My little pony Equestria girls

>FIM came out 15 years ago
Does anyone ever get a feeling of dread as more and more years go by.

i wrote a mail to a female coworker asking if she has any girl friends who are single
she said no, only herself and one other but she isn't looking for anything atm

>>715331674
that's a trick to get you to show your stuff, just pretend you only wanna be friends until she's gaslighted into believing you care about her enough to desire romantic involvement. Dating is a fucking game these days anyways and you should always play to win by recognizing the same thing inherit in yourself: You find other people attractive but couldn't date them unless you knew them better
>>715331578
>still not even allowed to post about the off-brand mlp fighting game
>probably contributed to its slow death by doing so
you're here forever

>>715331881
/co/ also slaps a ban on anything vaguely resembling FIM even if its a horse related IP that predates it like The Last Unicorn.

>>715328174
>>715329198

>>715331969
can we also ban Uma Musume thread on the same pretense?

>>715328129 (OP)
I've always been passive and done nothing to make this a possibility.
I simply don't care about relationships and all that.
I don't know what kind of person would even want to live a boring life, in normie standards, with me.

>>715328129 (OP)
Girlfriend?

>No Lee or impersonator in 22 posts
Where is that nigga

>>715328129 (OP)
>TWO
>2
>FUCKING
>HOURS

how the fuck

>>715331969
eh, mods are being cool atm, there's a horse thread going on right now.
it's still up probably because half the posts are about actual bestiality and the mods are too busy wanking

>>715335016
Its a bot.

>>715331881
Honestly the whole pony ban is fucking retarded in the retrospective. I would take multiple pony threads over Twitter/Reddit/pol threads. Or carpet ban wojaks and frogs.

You're supposed to have had 5 sexual partners by the age of 25

You have hit that number, right anon?

>>715328129 (OP)
Well yeah, I assume it would be difficult to play video games without my hand.

>>715329617
>my gf is retarded but its okay I love her even though I'm shittalking her on a public website
What videogame did you bore her with? Fifa?

>>715328129 (OP)
Using 4chan assumes you're single though might've seen pussy once or twice a long time ago.

>>715335373
>Or carpet ban wojaks and frogs.
This place got turned upside down by spammers and supporters of frogs and wojaks, yet they have no ban. By comparison no brony has internally destroyed the infrastructure of this place.