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Anonymous
7/13/2025, 10:02:42 AM No.715336878
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Is this the worst chaaracter in BG3?
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Anonymous
7/13/2025, 10:06:36 AM No.715337072
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>>715336878 (OP)
No it's this little fucker. The game should just have an option to yeet the fucking child off the beach so he doesn't get lured by the harpies and then fucking one hit by them.
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Anonymous
7/13/2025, 10:06:46 AM No.715337076
>>715336878 (OP)
The gay one is the worst
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Anonymous
7/13/2025, 10:08:08 AM No.715337134
How would anything beat Wyll
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Anonymous
7/13/2025, 10:09:41 AM No.715337197
>>715337134
Nocturne is literally a cameo of a tranny political youtuber who btw is literally related to the British Royal Family which is how he gets invited everywhere and stays relevant.
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Anonymous
7/13/2025, 10:09:59 AM No.715337213
it's easily the emperor(uhhmm achtually, baldur himself)
Anonymous
7/13/2025, 10:10:47 AM No.715337247
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>>715336878 (OP)
I don't remember who that is so whoever it is it's not as bad as ms. "have I told you I'm going to fingerbang my wife into oblivion?"

>>715337134
Wyll isn't even the worst companion.
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Anonymous
7/13/2025, 10:12:06 AM No.715337305
eee
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>>715337197
shes such a minor role this is how much the artists gave a shit to fix her hair
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Anonymous
7/13/2025, 10:12:09 AM No.715337308
>>715337197
sounds satanic
Anonymous
7/13/2025, 10:13:15 AM No.715337368
>>715337247
Aylin is literally the most obnoxious lesbian ever made. Not even tumblr lgbt porn Visual Novels are so fucking over the top and on the nose with their shit.
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Anonymous
7/13/2025, 10:14:31 AM No.715337417
TRD
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>>715337305
>she
>her
Anonymous
7/13/2025, 10:16:07 AM No.715337489
>>715336878 (OP)
>>715337197
Iโ€™ll be happy when he finally gets definitively outed as a rapist so he fucks off for good.
Anonymous
7/13/2025, 10:18:51 AM No.715337624
Why every deep/nog gnome in this game is first:
>gay
second:
>the most obnoxious asshole possible.
I literally want to slaughter every single one of them.
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Anonymous
7/13/2025, 10:20:55 AM No.715337713
>>715337624
The gnomes really pulled me out of the experience too
like who in this society is meant to have a nuclear family and raise children
The fags who fuck their adopted kids? Where do they source their unrelated kids?
Anonymous
7/13/2025, 10:24:25 AM No.715337864
The two Selune dykes. Love me Teiflings though (not Nocturne).
Anonymous
7/13/2025, 10:24:31 AM No.715337867
>>715336878 (OP)
I'm surprised you didn't post the circus tranny drag queen necrophile
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Anonymous
7/13/2025, 10:31:06 AM No.715338127
>>715337867
At least killing it has no bad consequences.
Anonymous
7/13/2025, 10:32:38 AM No.715338179
>>715337072
Skill issue
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Anonymous
7/13/2025, 10:32:53 AM No.715338186
>>715336878 (OP)
What kind of potato gpu is this
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Anonymous
7/13/2025, 10:33:37 AM No.715338218
>>715338186
Its not. The model is just that fucking lazy. They literally ran a randomizer on a Tiefling OR had the tranny design the obnoxioux color and shit himself.
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Anonymous
7/13/2025, 10:33:54 AM No.715338228
>>715337305
That's true for all
>>715338186
Anonymous
7/13/2025, 10:34:55 AM No.715338257
>>715338218
Damn
Anonymous
7/13/2025, 10:34:57 AM No.715338260
For my money it's barcus because he's a stubborn annoying pussy
Anonymous
7/13/2025, 10:35:40 AM No.715338292
>>715337867
A clown being in a circus isnโ€™t noteworthy
Anonymous
7/13/2025, 10:35:41 AM No.715338293
>hostile cult base
>random inexplicably friendly cultist
>leaves a note on the table next to him saying "im trans btw :3"
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Anonymous
7/13/2025, 10:41:12 AM No.715338492
>>715338293
Do you think every time shart got mind wiped he'd do that? It's a really funny mental picture, especially if shart was hostile about it some of the time.
Anonymous
7/13/2025, 10:42:56 AM No.715338546
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>>715336878 (OP)
Why does every single tiefling has that jewish zucc phenot- OH i get it.
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Anonymous
7/13/2025, 10:45:07 AM No.715338637
Aylin is the most realistic bulldyke ever. She's pretty ugly, very belligerent, aggressively forward and takes her subby little bitch off to fingerback her brains out. She probably hits that subby little bitch a few times, too, but they both get off on it.
Anonymous
7/13/2025, 10:46:44 AM No.715338691
>>715338546
>canonically from hell
Anonymous
7/13/2025, 10:48:31 AM No.715338767
>>715336878 (OP)
>Only troon in the entire game
>Is in a degenerate, evil cult
Kek, joke makes itself
Anonymous
7/13/2025, 10:51:43 AM No.715338893
>>715336878 (OP)
It's the least necessary and most jarring addition
Anonymous
7/13/2025, 11:01:50 AM No.715339258
>>715336878 (OP)
Literally who
>(game and real life)
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Anonymous
7/13/2025, 11:05:32 AM No.715339412
>>715339258
Shadowheart "best friend" who used to be a male and now is a female.
Philosophy Tube cameo.
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Anonymous
7/13/2025, 11:06:49 AM No.715339459
>>715337867
A circus drag queen is perfectly normal
Anonymous
7/13/2025, 11:12:35 AM No.715339681
Mol
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No, it is this little shit right here and the gang of Satanic children.

>Wants to become a criminal overlord
>Willing to cheat and steal from the druids who give them safe harbour
>The Druids want to kick us out because we keep stealing from them? I can't believe it!
>Yeah screw the other children, I want power
>Selling my soul to the devil? What could go wrong

Literally every negative personality trait wrapped up in a character the game will try to convince you is classic CN but is clearly CE.
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Anonymous
7/13/2025, 11:15:12 AM No.715339785
>>715336878 (OP)
>character u interact one for literally 3min
are you mentally ill by any chance?
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Anonymous
7/13/2025, 11:16:16 AM No.715339818
>>715339785
>dude it's just one thing
>forget it happens a 100 times throughout the game with the most random, out of blue, woke garbage possible
you trannies need to change the tune
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Anonymous
7/13/2025, 11:16:58 AM No.715339850
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>>715339681
>house of hope is the highlight of Act 3
>clearing it will bail this little retard out of Raphael's deal
Easily the biggest moral quandry of the game
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Anonymous
7/13/2025, 11:18:25 AM No.715339909
>>715336878 (OP)
I keep restarting this trash game because I can't decide on a class. I already have 30 hours and I haven't left the first act.
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Anonymous
7/13/2025, 11:18:28 AM No.715339913
>>715338179
Depending on your level, yes.
Anonymous
7/13/2025, 11:18:59 AM No.715339930
>>715339909
Paladin is most OP by far.
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Anonymous
7/13/2025, 11:19:13 AM No.715339941
>>715337072
The game autosaves right before you start the fight... just reload until something retarded doesn't happen with the dice rolls in the opening moves.
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Anonymous
7/13/2025, 11:23:32 AM No.715340126
>>715339930
Paladin sucks and is boring. It's just a worse Fighter or Barbarian that gets tiny magical bonuses that cost resources to cast.

A Giant Barbarian can literally throw their weapon twice in one turn with FREE bonus enchantment you can can at any point to give your equipped weapon any magical damage and the Returning Throw property... with a 90%+ chance to hit the vast majority of enemies. You'll kill almost every enemy you target within the first turn, straight up deleting them from the battle. Thief does that specific job even better with the bullshit Sneak Attack doing double damage system, so that you delete enemies before the first turn even starts.
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Anonymous
7/13/2025, 11:25:50 AM No.715340207
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>>715339941
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Yeah, you can savescum through pretty much everything in this game. It's still annoying as fuck and I hate the kid for it.
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Anonymous
7/13/2025, 11:26:41 AM No.715340240
>>715340207
I literally never lost that fight nor the kid died so idk what you're doing wrong
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Anonymous
7/13/2025, 11:28:54 AM No.715340330
I hate how much trash the game has you pick up, especially notes/books. They should be kept in some separate menu.
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Anonymous
7/13/2025, 11:29:14 AM No.715340348
>>715337072
This.
I have never had a Ouija board in my house, and I NEVER WILL. There are just some things you should never mess with.
Anonymous
7/13/2025, 11:29:48 AM No.715340374
>>715340126
Really? Bard and pala are the best in bg3 imho. All cha classes are op. Pala is op for smite alone. Pala is for multiclass for cha classes a given.
Anonymous
7/13/2025, 11:30:01 AM No.715340383
>>715340240
>I dunno works fine for me!
I literally had a run where my whole party got instantly charmed and one shot in a single round.
Anonymous
7/13/2025, 11:32:42 AM No.715340509
>>715339412
Right, I found her despicable and always kill her at the goblin camp, as you cannot progress otherwise, so I wouldn't know. Who's the YouTuber that's related to the crown?
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Anonymous
7/13/2025, 11:36:22 AM No.715340676
>>715340126
You're over-thinking it. BG3 is too easy to worry about hardcore min-maxxing unless you are on Honour Mode.

Fighter and Barbarian have higher damage output for the first half of the game but Paladin mogs them both by the end due to having great damage output and survivability for very little work. In addition, it is a CHA class which means you can skip a ton of encounters by passing the checks.
Anonymous
7/13/2025, 11:41:01 AM No.715340863
How to maximize EXP gain in goblin camp before massacring them?
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Anonymous
7/13/2025, 11:42:39 AM No.715340929
>>715339818
It doesn't matter, but it needs to be in the game, because it's important and sends a message, but you're stupid for noticing that and not letting it fly by, because it does matter and we can't let people realize it.
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Anonymous
7/13/2025, 11:43:54 AM No.715340981
>>715340929
Did you have a fucking stroke retard?
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Anonymous
7/13/2025, 11:47:41 AM No.715341149
>>715340330
The are like a total of 2-3 books/notes that you physically need on you for quests or interactions:
>Necromancy of Thay
>Shadowdruid letter to Kagha
>having any Orpheus disc to translate the other discs
I can't think of anything else, you only need to read them and then their interactions (if any exist) are possible. You can gain an advantage when you let the Mindflayer in the Underdark read your mind to gain the information about nautiloids if you read one of the rune slates laying around on the ship at the start, for example. No option to offer him the rune slates if you have it btw.
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Anonymous
7/13/2025, 11:48:46 AM No.715341196
>>715340981
Sorry, do I need a retarded Pepe next to that so you understand I'm mocking how disingenuous troons and leftists are whenever you notice exactly what they are doing?
Anonymous
7/13/2025, 11:49:14 AM No.715341219
>>715341149
It's clear the nautiloid and omellum played a crucial role in the story.
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Anonymous
7/13/2025, 11:50:29 AM No.715341262
>>715337247
Gave her to the wizard.
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Anonymous
7/13/2025, 11:51:31 AM No.715341295
>>715341219
In a game built upon small details and world-building interactions based on specialized knowledge or items or specific actions, it's disappointing to see that you can't offer someone the book you gained knowledge from when that knowledge is being offered as a trade.
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Anonymous
7/13/2025, 11:53:59 AM No.715341394
>>715341219
The fact you cannot call for Omellum to manipulate the brain and instead have to sacrifice someone to become a mind flayer is retarded.
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Anonymous
7/13/2025, 11:54:51 AM No.715341439
>>715339681
She just needs some TLC
Anonymous
7/13/2025, 11:55:49 AM No.715341475
>>715341394
Almost everyone would help him and then free him from capture if that were the case since he's just a random NPC merchant. Larian wanted it to be a sacrifice no matter what option you choose.
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Anonymous
7/13/2025, 11:58:10 AM No.715341579
What are the hottest looking armors?
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Anonymous
7/13/2025, 11:59:16 AM No.715341620
>>715340863
Don't worry about it, you will be overleveled anyway if you do the underdark.
Anonymous
7/13/2025, 12:01:11 PM No.715341701
>>715337247
>>715337368
>first things she does is muffing it up on screen
We tried killing her right after, but of course they gave her literal plot-armor. We settled for killing the other muffdiver.
Shipped her off to the tower the moment we could.
Anonymous
7/13/2025, 12:01:59 PM No.715341745
>>715337197
I didn't know the artist formerly known as Prince Harry had trooned out!
Anonymous
7/13/2025, 12:02:07 PM No.715341752
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>>715341579
Not armors but these are the hottest camp clothing outfits.
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Anonymous
7/13/2025, 12:04:25 PM No.715341846
>>715341752
Why can't we romance Jaheira again?
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Anonymous
7/13/2025, 12:06:51 PM No.715341949
>>715341846
She's too old, ewww
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Anonymous
7/13/2025, 12:07:31 PM No.715341974
>>715340509
I think you are very confused.
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Anonymous
7/13/2025, 12:08:53 PM No.715342032
>>715341846
>>715341949
https://files.catbox.moe/2agwnn.jpg
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Anonymous
7/13/2025, 12:09:37 PM No.715342060
>>715341262
it barely gets acknowledged in game
it's like they're being angry at you for going against their donut steel girlboss
>>715341475
>sacrifice
lol why would anyone but a frog give a shit about orpheus
Anonymous
7/13/2025, 12:11:18 PM No.715342123
>>715337197
>tranny political youtuber
So that's why the voice sounded so weird
Anonymous
7/13/2025, 12:14:53 PM No.715342274
>shady death cult forces its members to troon out
Based or woke?
Anonymous
7/13/2025, 12:16:49 PM No.715342380
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>>715341949
>>715342032
Anonymous
7/13/2025, 12:19:15 PM No.715342493
>>715337368
They should've made her a canonical futa.
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Anonymous
7/13/2025, 12:19:30 PM No.715342506
The Emperor twist is absolutely retarded. Larian has this fucking fetish and they do it every game where they have the character leading you be evil/working against you/be manipulative every time.
Anonymous
7/13/2025, 12:25:49 PM No.715342772
>>715342493
>Oh My Science. *is wearing an I love futa t-shirt* You know what this game needs?
No.
Anonymous
7/13/2025, 12:29:43 PM No.715342954
>>715341846
>>715342032
granny creampie
Anonymous
7/13/2025, 12:44:51 PM No.715343676
>>715337076
That doesn't narrow it down!
Anonymous
7/13/2025, 1:09:06 PM No.715344846
Is a Javelin throw build viable?
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Anonymous
7/13/2025, 1:14:10 PM No.715345086
>>715344846
Not only viable but stupid strong with barbarian
Anonymous
7/13/2025, 1:14:20 PM No.715345097
>>715344846
There's a weapon called the Returning Pike that automatically comes back to your hand after you throw it, and Giant Barbarians get a free-to-cast spell that will enchant any equipped weapon with the same returning property.

It's legitimately one of the most overpowered methods of combat in the game and a lot of fun (don't forget to pick Tavern Brawler as your first or second Feat).
Anonymous
7/13/2025, 1:18:34 PM No.715345309
>try to do a new playthough
>nothing comes close to the versatility, QoL and fun of playing Bard

You can talk half the bosses in the game into killing themselves. You can talk to animals, and can easily pick up talk with dead. Disguise self as well. And that's not even mentioning the silly ways you can break combat itself with the gear the game throws at you.

I tried Gloomstalker/Assassin so many people talk about and it's just so unbelievably shit and boring compared to a Bard.
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Anonymous
7/13/2025, 1:22:16 PM No.715345450
>>715345309
Monk is kino, just punch everything to dust with crazy burst damage or just do 4 basic attacks on regular mooks
Anonymous
7/13/2025, 2:06:02 PM No.715347674
>>715341394
One of the many retarded details
>>715341295
Larian completely missed the point with bg3. They took dos as basis and that was a wrong decision, as advancing the story with long rests. They clearly didn't think this through. Making act 1 that huge, especially choice wise and narrowing down feels bad, act 2 and onwards. Act 2 as total feels like a different game. It's clear the game was initially much bigger and shar and selune played a crucial role, but that was cut and streamlined.
Anonymous
7/13/2025, 2:07:09 PM No.715347735
>>715341974
No, Sh is cheap. Initially she was an OK companion, but making her cute and snappy and nothing else leaves her as 1 dimensional fan service, no thanks, bro.
Anonymous
7/13/2025, 2:11:32 PM No.715347960
>>715337247
>>715337368
>ms. "have I told you I'm going to fingerbang my wife into oblivion?"
I literally don't care about lesbiancy but hooooly fuck she's the most insufferable shit ever on a goodgoy playthrough. Like 50% of all roadblocks you face along the plot are
>"Aylin decided to be retarded today so the enemy is immortal again"
Anonymous
7/13/2025, 2:15:13 PM No.715348130
>>715336878 (OP)
in comparison of flying dyke alyin,pyscho dyke orin, jacob taylor but in BG3(wyll) or a legit clown black tranny,"she" is not that bad and only sells you stuff.
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Anonymous
7/13/2025, 2:20:18 PM No.715348382
>>715337867
>it's another retard on /v/ doesn't know the difference between trannies and drag queens episode
Anonymous
7/13/2025, 2:22:36 PM No.715348479
>>715336878 (OP)
>>715348130
it's one of the worst yes, even the name is annoying you can already tell
but you're right that the clown nog one is worse
nothing wrong with orin though, she's cool
Anonymous
7/13/2025, 2:22:40 PM No.715348481
>>715336878 (OP)
No. Anyways, they should have let you romance Orin as The Dark Urge. We were denied incest kino.
Anonymous
7/13/2025, 2:24:03 PM No.715348546
>>715339850
What is the weight of a single soul?