>Great game gets an update that completely ruins it
whats her name /v/?

>>715339693 (OP)
>eat lunch
>25% chance of getting crushed to death
how did beaver genes survive in the wild for this long when they have such an obvious design flaw?

Looks like that beaver logged off early.

>>715339693 (OP)

That beaver was dammed.

I recently seen a video of beavers that show that they literally stop every few seconds to listen if the tree is cracking so they know to get out of the way lol

I wonder if this badger had bad hearing or maybe even was deaf. I wonder how prevalent disabilities is in wild animals now I come to think of it lol

>>715339825
mods dropped the ban hammer on him for his toxic chat logs

scp containment protocol

they gave the scps shields, humans now have stamina, and they fucked up the guns
complete dogshit game now

>>715339921
true

>>715339921
It's right by a road, so a car could have been driving by at the time and either distracted it or masked the sound of the tree cracking.

Runescape with Evolution of Combat

>let's take the best gun in the game and make it even better!

Where ever I go, I must also build dam.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-ImdlZtOU80

>>715339971
why do they do it

>>715339971
real fuckin neato

>>715340149
To watch it fall.

I love bobers like you wouldn't believe

>>715340149
Some beavs just want to watch the trees fall

>>715339693 (OP)
Dutch freak

>>715339693 (OP)
Risk of Rain 2 when Gearbox made a DLC that screwed up the main game

YEEE-OUCH THAT SMARTS!

why isn't there a domesticated species? For once it's an animal that ticks all the boxes and is useful. My only guess would be because of how they raise their young

Wow cataclysm.

Or stellaris, Making all human Portraits niggers

>>715340542
Kek, I haven't played since before that happened with stellaris, didn't they backpedal and say it was a mistake?

>>715340149
to stop the running water menace

A bit, yeah. But the Standard White Dude ist still browner and spawning >Scientist< still are black. But there are modpacks

>>715340437
That's unfair it has little inertia.

>>715339693 (OP)
hello neighbor
great game is a stretch but i have never seen such a jarring development for a game

>>715339971
he's just like me

>>715340724
fair trade for -100% lethality

>>715340437
that one doesn't crack :(
rude...

>>715339825
CARLOS I'M CALLING ICE YOU FUCKING SPIC

>>715340724
OH N-

>>715341318
CRACK CRACK -ACK

https://store.steampowered.com/app/3177010/Dont_Mess_With_Bober/
Worth playing or something to watch hag vtubers play?

>>715339693 (OP)
>>715339825
samefag

>>715340253
---------------> /r/Polska

dam nigga

>>715341594
i'm not a retarded faggot pollack though?

wrong board I know but this was bizarre because you'd have to be a young child to enjoy nonstop slapstick that goes on for 110 minutes but also showing this to a young child would be incredibly degenerate. literally who is this for? retards?
some of it was endearing like the videogamey-fortress segment at the end or the female actress being a professional stripper but I would've rather it been a 20 minute youtube "movie"

>>715341785
manchildren millennials who are stoned and are addicted to early 2010s lolrandumb humor

>>715339693 (OP)
>last thoughts are "Damn"

>>715341785
>watches a mute comedy
>complains you watched a comedy
the absolute state

>>715342023
>mute comedy can only be one-tone-slapstick and nothing else
christ, you people

>>715339693 (OP)
Left 4 Dead 2

FUCK THOSE COMMUNITY ESPORT FAGS

>>715339971
>when you nutted and she stopped sucking

>>715340149
they want to make the water still so they can make their house without it being washed away

>>715342106
Fucking this. Limiting the laugh emote was a disaster for her.

>>715339784
This.
I have never had a Ouija board in my house, and I NEVER WILL. There are just some things you should never mess with.

What's the evolutionary advantage of felling trees that might kill you?

God, this game was so fun at launch, stupid balance changes and pay to win weapons ruined it.

>>715342709
Fell trees > block off water > can construct a den without it being flushed away by water

>>715339693 (OP)
I have tranimal fatigue

>>715339693 (OP)
BOBER KURWA

>>715342930
What if they built their dens on land?

Someone give me a quick rundown on the Ouija spammer. The first result wasn't even about Ouija boards.

>>715343064
Then undesirables might enter the den that's supposed to be restricted.

>>715343065
satan or some lesser demon trying to farm engagement

>>715343123
Seems like rabbits do just fine, and with minimal tree crushing.

>>715342940
Don't let the door hit you on your way to reddit.

>>715343240
Beavers also do just fine with their strategy. It is absolutely insignificant in the grand scheme of things if a few individuals get crushed while feeling trees if it works for the vast majority of them.

>>715339825
Charles!!!

>>715342930
I don't think they build their dams with whole trees

>>715343779
If there's a tree that can be felled near a suitable dam location then it can be used as a foundation, but trees are full of smaller healthy branches that can be gnawed off and user for dam/den construction.

>>715339830
Yep, I knew it would be among the first 5 replies, there's no contest

>>715340149
their teeth always grows so if they stop chewing it will pierce their mouth

>>715343229
Even hell isn't safe from brainrot. Sad.

>>715343064
Same reason why humans don't live in caves. We pour concrete over everything to be safe and comfortable, beavers flood everything instead.

Tribes Ascent
it still hurts, it's still baffling

/v/ - Beavers and Wood

>>715339971
Damn, that God nigga thought of everything.

>>715339693 (OP)
Warcraft 3

>>715344573
>>715342821
why

>>715339693 (OP)
Scum after 0.75. Not even the mods will fix it if the Runescape faggots have their way.

>>715339825
carlos you cheeki latinx cunt

>>715344932
Beavers are so fucking funny man

>Inventory is full
>Full inventory slows character down

>>715345254
me transporting way too much cargo in Death Stranding, then lose everything in river

DAM NIGGA

>>715339830
>>715343913
I was playing the game purely casual when TF2 was still getting updates. What did this update in particular do?

>>715340524
Why aren't beavers domesticated? They'd chew on and wreck all your furniture. Also they live in water, so you better let them occupy the bathtub 24/7.

>>715340542
Now they completely reworks how pops work again for the fourth times and instead of reducing lags like they promised it only make things worse.

>>715339693 (OP)
Dirty Bomb, whenever Phantom was introduced and trod on everyone until everyone stopped playing it.

>>715345449
Long story, but the short answer is that instead of instantly joining a Valve server and sitting on a map for 45+ minutes, you wait on a queue and can only play for a few rounds before a bunch of timers interrupt your play session.

>>715340149
So the tree can make a sound.

Is Beaver fur any good?

>>715343065
Just another schizo trying to become the next famous person on an anonymous imageboard. I don't get it either.

>>715343965
why trees?

>>715343065
>>715343229
>>715346884
Can someone give me a rundown on why 4chuds are such tiny dick bitches?

>>715342940
i have soulless brown people fatigue

>>715347323
He already said that

>>715343240
>Seems like rabbits do just fine, and with minimal tree crushing.

Do you know where the phrase "mutliplies like rabbits" come from?

>>715343889
>but trees are full of smaller healthy branches that can be gnawed off
Also, those branches are the beavers primary source of nutrition. Beavers mostly feed on... I believe "bast" is the english term. A thin but very nutritious layer of tree tissue just under the bark, the area where the tree does most of its metabolic s.

>>715339971
I wonder how many are smart enough to know to gnaw the tree a certain way so that the tree can only fall in a direction away from it.

>>715342518

>>715347546
like what % of them have a diploma in physics?

>>715347546
>I wonder how many are smart enough to know to gnaw the tree a certain way so that the tree can only fall in a direction away from it.

About 99.99% of them. Not only do they work in a way that allows them maximizing the likelyhood that the tree won't fall on them. They also actively direct the process to increase the likelihood the tree will fall towards their damn and not away from it. It ensures shorter escape route should they be disturbed during feeding. But knowing something does not mean you are flawless in execution.

Most of what beavers do has an instinctive underpinning, but all of it also requires experience and training. It's one of the reasons why beaver cubs have an incredibly slow cub development for a rodent: they spend several years dependent on their parents because there is a lot they need to learn from them and a lot they need to practice.