This is nintendo for generation alpha
you are a grown man, why do you care?
>>715342002 (OP)Tendies will unironically defend this abomination.
I think he looks great tho
>>715342479That's because you based your tastes on your mother calling you handsome and he looks just like you, you retarded gorilla.
>>715342002 (OP)You think he looks bad? Check out the gameplay.
>donkey Kong always around just other monkeys
>Angry, surly, frowning, bad mood all the time
>DK around some tight young 14 year bare foot cunny
>Energetic, smiling, happy, glowing and loving life
Zamn!
>>715342002 (OP)3 days until /v/ shits themselves.