Eat this under 30 minutes for a free video game.
You in?

But all videogames are free.

oh no, however is that possible

>>715349292 (OP)
That's a fairly small amount of slop for an average-sized person, I'd say?

>>715349292 (OP)
Yes. I don't actually even need the free game.

>>715349292 (OP)
Beans and macaroni are both disgusting. Ruins the otherwise lush meal.

beans are too slimey and gross to eat.

>>715349292 (OP)
Could probably eat all that within 30mins

Food is too brown

>>715349397
You also have to eat all the rice underneath

>>715349528
like you

>>715349292 (OP)
uhm, where is my big gulp?
I cant do it without my big gulp!

>>715349292 (OP)
I do have a fast metabolic rate so probably.

>>715349292 (OP)
>beans touching the pasta
I'm out.

>>715349483
youre correct about beans
but mac n cheese is delicious
add meat and hell yea, the rice is redundant
but yea fairly small meal.
could eat it in 30 minutes by accident when trying to make it last
fucking arachnophobia mode enabled on this one

>>715349292 (OP)
>pile of baked beans
honestly no. I would not do that for a free game. games aren't that expensive.

>>715349292 (OP)
Sorry, I'm not nearly American enough.

>>715349292 (OP)
It's just five wings. Three sides is an overkill, but overall this is a normal size meal.

>>715349292 (OP)
I just want the hot wings. That's it

>>715349683
>>715349548
upon further inspection i could easily eat this in 15 minutes or less without even trying

>>715349292 (OP)
any adult male will be able to eat this in that time

>>715349292 (OP)
it has to be ludicrously hot, it's all gone off as well
then im in

I get filtered by small halal shack packs so I’m afraid I can’t do it

>>715349725
there is rice underneath it all

UNLIMITED BACON BUT NO GAMES
OR GAMES, UNLIMITED GAMES BUT NO GAMES

>>715349292 (OP)
>pasta
>and beans
>and rice
Way too many sides

>>715349292 (OP)
That's a relatively small amount of food for the average person, I'd say?

My tactic, I mix the beans, rice, and macaroni into one. Now it’s 5 wings and 1 side which is do able unlike before.

>>715349292 (OP)
Hrm looks tasty but it is a big meal, bigger than I could normally eat
If I haven't had anything all day I might be able to but it wouldn't be enjoyable
So I'll accept the challenge just for the good meal even though I'm likely to lose

All you did was pack food to the top of a standard styrofoam container. Just mix the beans and the rice together and go to town. If I was seriously speed eating this it'd be gone in 10 minutes.

>>715349292 (OP)
looks pretty delicious

>>715349292 (OP)
I probably could but I'll be in a food coma for the rest of the day.

Anons, please post your weight before commenting

>>715350174
1.80m
85kg
I workout 3 days a week

>>715349292 (OP)
Rice or baked beans make up your mind

>>715349292 (OP)
THIS NIGGA EATIN' BEANS

>>715349292 (OP)
>beans with rice, wings AND pasta
Do americans really?

>>715350174
5'9
160 pounds (640 quarterpounders for you yuropeens)

>>715349292 (OP)
DONE

>>715350174
300kg

>>715350283
that's a fairly small amount of workouts for the average person, I'd say?

>>715350480
the average person does 0 workouts a week, but when I improve my build I'd like to up it to 4 days a week

>>715350382
Hell yeah

>>715349292 (OP)
i couldn't do it. too greasy. too sweet.

How much calories is this?
t. 50kg-fag who'd spend 10+ hours eating this

>>715350382
We are the nation of excess, anon. That shouldn't be too surprising.

>>715349292 (OP)
only wing nothing else

>>715350174
1,72 m
64 kg

>>715349292 (OP)
having bean not contained inside a bowl or mixed with something that will soack up the juices is cringe af

>>715349483
D'awww, doesn't ickle baby like his bean-beans? Choo-choo! Here comes the macarino! Say "aahh". There's a good boy! I'm so proud of you

>>715349456
The main reason fast-food cooks so fast and "lasts" so short is that there isn't much density to it. I wouldn't WANT to eat a double helping of nuggets in that timeframe, but I could easily.

>>715349292 (OP)
That's fucking disgusting. Why is your cuisine so shitty, OP?

>>715349292 (OP)
I was going to say I probably could with issues after, but then I noticed the foil with rice under it.
Nope. I'm good.

>>715350689
>>715350447
>>715350414
>>715350283
I meant to accompany these your comments. I don’t know what posts these weights are tied to.

>>715349292 (OP)
who the fuck eats beans?

>>715349456
based movieblob poster

>>715350813
wwwwwwwwww

>>715350937
oh
i thought you're that ick on eck guy wanting to groom us

>>715349292 (OP)
Yes? That looks fucking delicious and is easily doable in 30 minutes even for a skinnyfag like me. A free game and a free meal that's a come up

>>715350414
>5'9"
Sorry to hear about that

>>715350174
1.58
47kg

>>715350174
186cm
99kg
i have a bit of belly fat going on. But I actually used to weight more.
I stopped drinking energy drink and started driving a bicycle around if the place is in a 4-5 km radius. Still cant help that I love food.

>>715349292 (OP)
Anglo-americanoids butchering cuisine as usual

>>715349292 (OP)
Id eat that shit easily in around 10 mins. Id eat it only if i could pick the game though.

baked beans aside, it'd be easy

>>715349292 (OP)
>beans
Bongs are disgusting. You are not any better than average poojets.

>>715349292 (OP)
Lose the beans, wings, and rice, and I’m in.

>>715349292 (OP)
Do I also get all the DLCs available?

>>715350174
5'6"
164lbs

>>715350174
6'4
176lb

>>715351189
post bussy

>>715349292 (OP)
ill spend one hour eating it and saving the rest for tommorow

I'll do it in 3, chief

>>715349292 (OP)
thats easy. i've been eating food my entire life.

>>715350174
170cm 60kg calisthenicsfag, visible abs
would consume that slop easily in a very timely manner, if you catch my drift

>>715349292 (OP)
I'll do it in 10

ill eat it all but i will keep a bit of the sauce at the bottom left at the end so i wont get that free videogame

>>715349292 (OP)
With the amount of swimming I'm doing this month, both the hidden layer and the upper layer are fucking nothing.

>>715349292 (OP)
This is nowhere near the level as the McDonalds for 4 people challenge.

>>715349292 (OP)
I was going to say that doesn't look hard but then saw the rice.

>>715349292 (OP)
Why are all those different foods touching each other? And why the fuck are there just baked beans on the top already flowing over. This is so disgusting, you can't eat this without making a mess.

>>715350174
6'2"
270lbs
I'm a pretty slow eater but I could easily do it in 30 mins. I wouldn't bother for 1 free game though. Not really a fan of wings, shit gets stuck in my teeth and I hate eating food with my hands.
Replace those with an equal amount of chicken I can eat with a fork (I'll even eat the weight of the bones) and it's a non-issue.

>>715351885
i have a friend who's 5'10", 105lbs and does not have visible abs
i would not describe him as fat

>>715349292 (OP)
30 mins? i'm like 160lb and i can finish that in 10 tops.

>>715349292 (OP)
>for a free video game
What a worthless price

>>715352952
It's the price of making an off-topic thread so someone can fap to their feeder fetish.

>>715350174
5'11", 185 lbs
I could finish anything that fits inside a takeout box that's five chicken wings wide

>>715349683
dis nigga hatin beans

>>715349292 (OP)
I can shit more than that, give me that and a 5 minute youtube slop video and I'll finish it half way through

>>715350561
>110 pounds
what the fuck? how are you alive

>>715349292 (OP)
I'll do it in 5 minutes for free.

>>715350174
5'7 56kg

>>715349292 (OP)
Nah, I hate ranch.

>>715349292 (OP)
I could eat all of that but I'd be shitting my guts out immediately after. Any other anon like this? I always hear everyone would puke instead

>>715349292 (OP)
mac and cheese is the most overrated slop, could prob do this if a lil hungry tho ez

>>715350174
5'11
211 pounds

>I weigh more than the rest of /v/

>>715349292 (OP)
god damnnnnn, i could do it in 25 mins

>>715349292 (OP)
ez

>>715350174
181cm
66kg

I am very unhealthy

>>715355913
Are you a woman? Please be in Texas

Is this the thread in which we all of us pretend we're thin and only eat three square gourmet meals a day?

>>715349292 (OP)
i'd eat everything

>>715349369
FPBP

>>715349292 (OP)
I'd get rid of the rice since that's too much but otherwise it looks pretty good as a lunch.

Is omad good or a meme?

>there are "people" who think this is hard
this is only hard if you're a faggot twink (man under 100kg) or a woman

>>715350174
5'11
146lbs

real female btw but b cups only

A straight can of black beans tastes better than “baked” beans.

>>715357196
post feet you rancid swine
>>715356939
it's not a meme
fasting is very healthy for your body
also since I started eating just 2 meals a day without any late night snacking I only have to get out of bed to piss like once every night, opposed to like 3-4 times

>>715349292 (OP)
The beans are too much and the rice is excessive. I would prefer if they were replace with more mac and cheese. Otherwise I would demolish it with no problem.

>>715349475
this
looks good except that the bean liquid would be spilling out over the container

>>715356179
I'm a 33 year old man.

That seems like an average meal for a normal sized adult

>>715358285
No, you aren’t. You’re a Chinese 20 or 40 something trying to pretend to be le millennial

>>715358285
I can work with that.

>>715350174
5'8 140lbs i'd easily eat it all.

>>715349292 (OP)
I don't fuck with beans and cheese but I'm smashing the rest of this easy.

>>715358770
>5'8 140lbs
What is wrong with you

>>715358843
I used to be 115 then i worked out. I'm naturally skinny. So many people are fat at my height.

>>715349292 (OP)
Disgusting. Chicken doesn't go with macaroni or beans.

>>715349292 (OP)
ayo is dat shiet mainshas in 1561 Eglinton Avenue West, Toronto, Ontario M6E 2G9

>>715358671
Why would anyone want to pretend to be that? And why chinese?

>>715352559
Abs are a meme. Having fight club physique isn't sustainable if you have a job where you burn energy.

>>715349292 (OP)
>Get a free meal for a free side of shit
I'll take my time and eat some then put the rest in the fridge for later meals. You can keep the side of shit.

>>715349292 (OP)
how much does it weigh?

>>715349369
>>715356567
>all videogames are fr- ACKKK

>>715349292 (OP)
if I don't like the game can I have the meal for free instead?

>>715359543
I'll 100% take time gal

>>715349369
fpbp

>>715349292 (OP)
Add two more plates of these and you have a deal.

>>715349483
dis nigga doesn't eat beans

>>715349292 (OP)
is this from britain?

>>715359646
no those are American beans

>>715350174
6'3
135lbs

everyone is missing the 5 lbs of rice underneath everything

>>715349292 (OP)
I could clear this in like 6 minutes.

>>715359736
the real meal begins once you finish the top layer

>>715349483
but think of all the microplastics and reused oil carcinogens you get with that!

>>715359826
mmm carcinogens

>>715349292 (OP)
There's no need for rice AND macaroni, bit yes that looks like a fairly average amount of food

>>715349292 (OP)
I’d shatter your challenges everyday. Let’s collab, you buy me free games and a meal a day and I bring the content (my appetite)

>>715359908
This is just bait, right?
By the way, why is rice yellow in so many Americans photos? I've never seen yellow rice like that irl.

>>715352559
If he did crunches like once per week he could easily.

A lot of even heavier guys have, I won't say visible abs, but the definition with a layer of fat, because they train.

>>715350174
1.86m
Probably somewhere in the 90s
>>715351215
>Still cant help that I love food.
Broski are you me?

>>715349292 (OP)
I’m a fat fuck and I can’t eat that in 30 minutes also what game would it even be

>>715350283
>1.80m
Not fooling anybody, King Manlet.

>>715349292 (OP)
I don't get why buffalo wings are so popular. Wings already start off as the shittiest chicken piece. It's like a baby drumstick that tastes like white meat, then there's that two bone part with a sliver of decent meat, and the wing tip which is so worthless they threw it out of the dish. And then they absolutely smother it all in the worst tasting sauces humans can conceive. This ruins the crispiness that they got from frying them. And the sauce is usually something needlessly spicy, so it becomes a dare to people to try and pretend like they enjoy eating this plate of puke flavored animal remnants.
Just give me the rest of the chicken and keep your sauce fucking off of it! Keep dude bros out of the kitchen.

>baked beans

Fucking disgusting. Get that slop shit out of my fucking face. Shoulda just put some fucking black beans in the goddamn rice.

>>715349292 (OP)
>sneakily hidden rice
Not falling for your tricks Rumplestiltskin.

I can tell there's sugar everywhere on that plate. Ugh

>>715349483
>doesn't like beans and macaroni
This is what you get with shitty parents that let their whining kids skip the veggies and turn into picky eaters.
Adults that are picky eaters are embarrassing.
You must be a nightmare to eat with.
As an adult, I'll try pretty much everything, even stinky cheeses.
You're the kind of manchild who thinks all macaroni is shitty Kraft garbage.
Sorry your mom was a shit cook.

>>715350174
5'8" 165lbs

It's wild to me that this is still considered overweight

>>715349292 (OP)
7 minutes. 7 minutes is all I need to devour that right now.

>>715350174
1.74m
87.5kg
Yes I know I am a fatfuck. I really need to exercise

>>715360579
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VpnzssRMxYA

>>715349483
Here is your kids menu and crayons.

>>715349292 (OP)
this looks like a small meal for an average sized person

>>715360401
That's not buffalo sauce.

>>715360508
Pretty sure baked beans are made with just a fuck ton of brown sugar and ketchup. So that alone is probably going to hit your daily recommended limit.

>>715349292 (OP)
Lardass here,
I eat meals like that on the regular.
One copy of Persona 5 Royal please!

>>715360821
I can feel my heart rushing after eating all that sugar and fat. No thanks. If I wasnt as active as I was when I was younger eating that crap, I would have developed heart disease by now. Thankfully, doctor said I have the healthiest heart she has seen so thank God I was fortunate

>>715349292 (OP)
>I still have beer belly for years
I will never be thin ever again...

>>715360508
Are you diabetic or something? A sweet dish isn't going to kill you.

>>715349292 (OP)
>for a free video game
i'd better suck you off or let you use my bussy

>>715349292 (OP)
I'd do it in 10!

>>715349292 (OP)
>beans
nah fuck that, I'll just pirate

>>715349483
The only things that are "disgusting" are fucking century eggs and surstromming you hyperbolic faggot. Absolute embarrassment of a human being you better not be older than 10. Only in America can you get away with being such an unbelievable man child

>>715349292 (OP)
I hate beans. Would devour the rest of that though.

>>715361224
No but it's crap in a bowl

I don't eat meat so no. Also those beans look gross.

>I don't like le texture it's le icky
Remove yourselves from the gene pool

>>715361684
>I don't eat meat
what are? a fag?

I like to actually eat shit that has flavor

>>715360387
Fine.
It's 1.793

nice lil pre bruncheon snack i daresay

>>715360532
Not that anon but being a picky eater isn't always caused by what you said. Some are just grossed out by some foods and they have a right to be disgusted. They are not goats or hogs who eat any shitty slop.

>>715361203
for 45 minutes earned with discipline take a break from shitposting and you have it in the bag for a couple months and you will be back in shape and better long before you know it you will dab on those clowns on /fit/ with your zesty ass pictures

>>715349292 (OP)
I can't eat beans. Stupid IBD.

why is /v/ so fucking fat?

>>715362472
i have an ibs and it does not stop me from eating beans

>>715360339
my brother from another mother

>>715362586
we are preparing for the inevitable

>>715349292 (OP)
>baked beans
I puke. You could have gone with any other bean but you went with this fat american shit.

>>715349292 (OP)
The top half would be easy. All the rice underneath would be a bit challenging but ive eaten more desu
T. Obeseman

I wouldn’t want to but could…easily

>>715359543
What the fuck are these and why would I want to play them?

>>715350174
440 lbs
No, this looks absolutely fried and disgusting.

>>715362586
gamers eat junk food and sit around playing games all day, it is truly a mystery

>>715360532
Bro, beans are fucking disgusting. Yes, in a pinch I'd eat them, but one of the advantages of having a discerning palate. I wouldn't eat ANYTHING in this picture.

>>715349292 (OP)
I'm going to puke it all up after I'm done (after I leave the building or whatever) but I could do it.

>>715350174
5’9 220, but I’m on tren so I’m completely jacked. Still technically morbidly obese though.

>>715349292 (OP)
>NEVER KILL YOURSELF

>>715350174
6'2
190
This is gone in under 30 minutes easily.

>>715349369
>Non white hands typed this

>>715350174
420

>>715350174
Short, fat and wide, you fucking chubbychasing glowie.

>>715349292 (OP)
5'9" 220lbs
Ambivalent but it would depend on the vidya
>>715362910
>No, this looks absolutely fried and disgusting.
Out of curiosity anon, what do you normally eat?

>>715349292 (OP)
Baked beans are disgusting

>>715363519
Shh, you'll trigger the children here.

>>715350174
400. Even eating at my normal pace this would take less than 10 minutes. Eating quickly, easily under 5.

Pic related, I'm losing about 2 lbs/month from my maximum of 490.

5’10 205 lbs
I am fat and short :)

>>715349292 (OP)
The absolute state of dem beenz

>>715351885
>>715352559
I'm 5'10", 250lbs.
I have love handles and back folds, don't
work out at all, and you can still kinda make out my abs under my bellyfat.
I could probably get really muscular if I did even a little resistance training, but working out for aesthetics is gay.

>>715350174
71 kg
175 cm
skinnyfat, my heart might stop working anywhere from 2 years to tomorrow.

>>715349292 (OP)
Americans will look at that and say it's a meal.

>>715349369
based sailor

>>715359543
To be fair it'd be impossible to emulate them unless you had a LaserDisc drive in your PC.

>>715349292 (OP)
The threat of starvation is the only reason that could ever justify eating that.

>>715364279
It actually looks very British. And being British, I'd eat it.

>beans are le bad!
How so?

>>715364057
Those aren't abs, those are literal fat folds you coping fatass

>>715350174
5ft 8in
125lbs
I hate baked beans so I give up

>>715350174
6'1 144kg

>>715363820
How did you get to that gamer weight, anon?

>>715363519
I think macaroni and cheese is more disgusting
Never eaten Mac and not gotten a stomach ache

>>715349292 (OP)
Is this some new retarded meme where you take a meal that the average person can chow down on easily and pretend its some huge undertaking?

>>715365848
That's two meals for me, anon. Not everyone is an Amerifat

>>715349292 (OP)
Even I could do that, and I don't eat much at all.
But I wouldn't. Food with gooey stuff touching other food? That's a no from me.
T.food autist

>>715366082
Unless you are a midget or straight up anorexic, you should be able to fit all that inside you. Again, what is this retarded meme?

>>715349292 (OP)
I see that fucking rice under the foil, you can't fool me anon.

>>715349456
>>715350813
kek

>>715360532
I don't like baked beans because they are too sweet, I like more smoky and spiced flavor

>>715349292 (OP)
Easy.

>>715349837
Proof?

>>715366082
>t eats cheese and crackers and feels full for the day, innit?

>>715349369

>>715363454
Browns don't know how to torrent

>>715364782
They aren't, they're solid lumps under my fat. I have good genes for muscle building.

>>715349292 (OP)
Easily
I wouldn't want them all in one box though...
Beans require plates.
>>715350174
173cm 70 kilos

>>715367308
You can have fat under your muscles. It is visceral and crowds your organs.

>>715349369

>>715349292 (OP)
Fuck no, you'd have to offer 3 months wages to even consider.

>>715367308
Anon, go ahead and flex your abs. If you can press down deeply, it's all just lumps of subcutaneous fat. If you hit a muscle wall, that doesn't mean you have big abs; it means you have a lot of visceral fat under your abs, which is actually more dangerous to your health than subcutaneous fat is.

>>715349369
Nigger

>>715362009
>flavor
>same 2 ingredients and 1 seasoning in every single meal
Thirdies are so funny sometimes

>>715349292 (OP)
thats my thanksgiving plate minus the stuffing and yams

>>715365659
https://youtu.be/FC-avN1eDoQ?si=V0j4Gr7J6yL2YmKl&t=45