Donkey kong movie is happening https://x.com/Wario64/status/1944421367425761477

>>715363673 (OP)
Who cares, the Mario movie was dogshit.

>>715363875
cope

Seth Rogan won.

who will be the villain?
Tikis?
K.Rool?
Wario?

>>715363673 (OP)
Hope it's for adults only and is titled 'DK After-Hours'

>>715363673 (OP)
Feela kinda late, since the park is already a thing and Bananza is releasing in 4 days

>>715364062
Tiki Tong. There will be a subplot where Lanky Kong acts like there’s a conspiracy involving evil crocodile kings and he will be treated like an idiot for it. Post credits is Void Kong.

>>715363875
Tendie here. Seeing people go full defence force over that movie was fucked up. It almost made me seethe as much as Game Freak apologists do.

>>715364062
It's going to be based on Tropical Freeze. The game already has the perfect plot progression.

>>715363875
>>715364175
Still better than the entire sonic movie trilogy

>>715364175
sure you are. go back.

>*Jungle Japes drums start*
>*Donkey Kong, voiced by H Jon Benjamin, opens the door of his treehouse*
>DK: "Another beautiful day in Congo Bongo!"
>DK: "Time to check on the banana ho-"
>*Face freezes, music stops*
>DK: "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA"
>THIS SUMMER
>*A dramatic version of the Beastie Boys' brass monkey starts playing*
>Diddy Kong (voiced by Chris Tucker): "How can you lose the banana horde? It's a pile of bananas!"
>DK: "I didn't lose them Diddy, someone must have taken them!"
>Diddy: "Who'd want a bunch of bananas besides... Oh no."
>*Cut to scene of K Rool, voiced by a menacing Danny DeVito, slowly spinning around in a giant chair and laughing maniacally, but suddenly gets into a coughing fit*
>*DK and Diddy look at each other*: "K Rool."
>THE KONGS
>Diddy: "I'm gonna come with you, we gotta get these bananas back!"
>DK: "Uh, no offense Diddy, but i think you might not be banana rescuing material."
>Diddy: "What are you talking about? Watch this!" *Jumps on a vine, slips and flies into a tree, falls to the ground and a coconut falls and hits him in the head*
>DK: "...ouch."
>BEGIN THEIR KONG-QUEST
>Funky (played by The Rock): "If you're gonna take on the Kremlings, you're gonna need some serious firepower."
>*DK blows apart bunch of targets with his coconut gun*
>*A couple of peanuts break open on a target*
>Diddy: "Why do I get the peanut gun?! What, am I gonna feed 'em to death?"
>TO GET THEIR NANNERS
>Diddy: "I'll starve without these bananas! What am I gonna eat? Ants on a stick?!"
>DK: Well, you know, you are getting to be a-."
>Diddy: "Don't you SAY IT!"
>DK: "...chunky monke-
>*Diddy screams and leaps on DK*
>BUT THINGS MIGHT GET A LITTLE OFF THE RAILS
>*DK and Diddy speed down a minecart*
>Diddy: "Do you know how to drive this thing?!"
>DK: "You can drive this thing?!"
>DK & Diddy: "AAAAAAAAAA"
>THIS SUMMER
>*Exciting action montage*
>COME VISIT
>*Suddenly, Diddy gets hit in the crotch*
>Diddy: "...right in the little banana..."
>DONKEY KONG COUNTRY

>>715364356
this is peak korny komedy kino however

>>715364356
This artstyle would be kino, but unfortunately it'll be Illumination's artstyle.

Wish Tony Jay were still alive. He would be a pretty good K. Rool.

I hate Seth Rogen. Donkey Kong should've been voiced by Dwayne Johnson or Jason Momoa.

The movie was very similar in style and structure to the old comics.
I just don't get why so many people act as if the movie was garbage because it didn't really do much story and how its narrative was just a premise for the adventure. Because what the movie did have was a huge and fast paced adventure that showed off a lot of the Mario world.
A movie doesn't need to have story. Adventure can be just as good.

>>715365086
the closest tony jay role comparison i can think of off the top of my head is the white spider from that one nick jr show but i feel tony jay's voice is more for the quiet frail mastermind type. someone who's conniving and dastardly but has quite some brute to them like k rool would be better suited to tim curry i think.

>>715365173
DK shoukd be voiced by a high pitched nigger

>>715364356
Based

>>715365987
That will be Diddy who will be played by Kevin Hart

>>715363875
The movie was thoroughly mediocre but people acted like it was either the most abysmal dogshit ever created or the greatest thing since sliced bread when it was a simple 6 or 7/10.

>>715368326
Its a shitty movie, but has great fanservice

>>715368645
How?

>>715368326
>7/10
>mediocre
Gaming scores has rotted your brain