Thread 715371682

Shantae Is slowly becoming softcore porn

...and?

>>715371682 (OP)
And that's a good thing!

>>715371682 (OP)
I hope one day they show at least a small peek of uncensored pussy.

Slowly? Becoming?

>>715371682 (OP)
Would you her rotten pussy?

>>715371727
But enough about fags kissing in children cartoon in front of the viewer

>shitty game
:I
>shitty game with women
:O

>>715371682 (OP)
it always has been, retard.

>>715371892
Zombieshantae in picrel?

So?

>>715371682 (OP)
It always was, or did you miss the part that the main character is a teenager in a bikini top and transparent baggy pants?

>>715371897
What?

>>715371868
thats not how spines work

>/>715372880
Still trying to rewrite history arent we

>>715373127
shut up chud

This has to be bait. OP can't be this retarded.

>>715373206
human spines don't work like that. go on, try doing it yourself and report back

>>715373127
HER ORGANS, HER SPINE
Still the same boring script after so many years.

>>715373262
I just tried it and I could do it

>>715371682 (OP)
>slowly

>>715373397
risky gimme your pirate booty

slowly?

>>715373354
did you enjoy shaking your butt at the behest of a internet stranger, you slut?

posting best girls

>>715373127
Other guy calling you a chud is a troll, don't listen to him. It's ok if spines don't work that way, shantae is a genie so she can do that and lots more!

>this pic gets uploaded to r34
>jerk off and finish to it
what a time to be alive

>>715373465
>erp tranny
no thanks
I thought we were just joshing around

>>715373506
Official art btw.

>>715373687
yes that was the implication

>>715371682 (OP)
when is there going to be a softcore porn game?

>>715371682 (OP)
God damn it.. every thread like this makes me want to buy the games I know are shit. Stop it!

>>715374534
would be sexier if Shantae was farting

>>715374576
Just pirate the GOG version of Pirate's Curse, emulate the original GBC game, or the new GBA game.

>>715373262
>chud science

>>715371682 (OP)
>Shantae Is slowly becoming softcore porn
>slowly
>becoming
>softcore porn
>SLOWLY
>S L O W L Y
Did I travel back in time? Are people finding out about Shantae for the GBC being one of the best games on the handheld. The leaks&peaks of the GBA game and it being cancled.
And finally we are getting a new Shantae game but for some reason its lewd as fuck. Espcieally for a nintendo title, a DS game at that. From the previews of outfits the game is looking like softcore porn with "some" platforming"

Oh shit bros did you hear the cancer that is digg is finally dying, but people are going to reddit instead thinking its not the same fucking gay platform. I mean reddit is literally digg they stole everything.


Man look at all the moralfags&prudes crying about the new shantae because its full of girls wearing sexy outfits what is this the 90's? are femanazis coming back into style&power???? People realized Japanese games sell because they add sex appeal to them. So what if a western dev decides to make a game look "animeish" with some revealing&semi lewd outfits. Its now softcore porn manipulating children????

Holy fuck man the Wii&DS is cursed. Every fucking tard American is buying a wii&DS and bitching about Japanese games(, something we gamers have been seething about shit never getting translated. Having to play janky fan project
gaming is super popular, companies are finally translating&localizing Japanese games that would be niche a decade ago. Normals freaking out about a
WESTERN DEV making a game in the style of a Japanese indie game. Normalfags are out in full force screeching think of the children.

What teh fuck /v/ros first xbox live than the wii&DS normals finding out about 4chan/imageboards&memes cuz church of scientolulzgy moralfaggotree. Now all these weirdos from digg crying about womens rights. Have any anons seen tumblr? Shits full of the most mentally ill people ever
Imagine these people taking over gaming man the future is scary

>>715374828
degenerate

>>715371682 (OP)
Good.

Anyone know where I can get the 2024 and 2025 swimsuit collections in canada for reasonable shipping costs? The official site wants $30 shipping which is nuts.

>>715373465
lmao

I've only played Half Genie Hero and Pirate's Curse.
Is it worth going back to the GBC game? I kind of want to play through in canon order so I can understand all the callbacks, but it's a gameboy game, and last time I tried it, it felt just weird to play.

also, what's your ranking of each game?

>>715371682 (OP)
Are you telling me that it wasn't exactly that from the very beginning?

>>715375848
I ship it to you from europe if you want just send over your cash. The nigerian consulate thanks you

>>715376195
why don't you figure all that stuff out for yourself. Want me to tell you how to get up out of bed, find some socks and give a tierlist of best shoes to walk to your car?

>>715373127
>how to tell someone is a virgin: the post

>>715373506
what a fucking immaculate arrangement of lines. god bless bozon for letting us have this.

>>715376195
Definitely play the gbc and advance games.

>>715371682 (OP)
>>715371868
>>715371868
All the girls should have pubes

>>715376195
If you want to play in canon order, that would be
>Shantae - GBC
>Shantae Advance Risky Revolution - GBA
>Shantae Risky's Revenge - DSiWare
>Shantae and the Pirate's Curse - 3DS
>Shantae Half-Genie Hero - Multi-platform
>Shantae and the Seven Sirens - Apple Arcade

Listed as the original platforms they launched on, but nearly all of them are available on all current platforms in some form, except for the GBA game.
The GBA game is the most recently released title, but it takes place directly after the GBC game, and before the DSiWare game.

>>715376353
Yes please, also can i call you mommy and you dress up as shantae and can you give me nursing handjobs after work?

>>715376559
I hit a nerve there didn't I lol

>>715376708
Can you stimulate some of my nerve endings?

>>715371682 (OP)
It always was and it was always a shit game too.

>>715376165
>>715376256
canonically have had their tummies drenches in dragon spit

>>715373562
>>715375871
risky!

>>715377090
correct, getting absolutely drenched in it >>715373478

>>715377315
yes

>>715377703
okay i'll stop lusting ot ask, why does she want treasure so badly?

>>715377812
If you were smart you too would seek treasure

>>715371682 (OP)
>now

>>715371682 (OP)
Good, it means America is healing.

>>715377812
To buy an Engagement ring for her husband in spe anonymous.

>>715377812
because booty

>>715377865
I love this big fishy

>>715371682 (OP)
It really activates my neurons when the underwear line doesn't match the pelvis-and-thigh-connection line (don't know what it's called).

>>715378190
The rape fold.

>>715377946
>>715378080
>>715378153
makes sense. shes pretty strong for a pirate so guess she wants to push her might around

>>715371682 (OP)
Becoming?

>>715373478
>paizuri window
How to improve your character design in one easy step

>>715371682 (OP)
>>715371868
builded for 8mm thickness india rod saar

>>715378753
a what now?

Suddenly out of 10

>>715378914
Now post the bulge version edit

>>715379000
trips out of 10

>>715379072
I don't post cringe

>>715373127
not true I did that pose just now

sexy green bean

>>715379626
I didnt knew rotty was a racist!

>>715379470
impressive

>>715371682 (OP)
>Slowly becoming

>>715371682 (OP)
>softcore
Softcore is when they show everything but dick in pussy.
https://spankbang.com/790f7/video/the+naked+hotel+softcore
Shantae doesnt even get nude. Its safe horny at best

I remember jumping into the giant mermaid's tits and being surprised nothing happened, but then I remembered these are technically kids games.

I played the new GBA game and didn't care for it. Too big a percentage was dialogueworlds with nothing happening and the 3!!!! combat maps were all boring and the 2 layer gimmick was the worst part of it all. bratty blonde was the one redeeming factor

>>715373208
Imagine Pill Bug Shantae crawling onto your dong haha

>>715373506
How has Wayforward stayed so based in the era of modern gaming hating sexy women

>>715380848
not caring and never reacting to retards works wonders.

Risky boobs
heh

that's all folks

>>715381034
sauce on the artist?

>Slowly becoming softcore porn
The games were like that from the start

>>715381286
Rape

Twitch and Vinegar are criminally underrated.

>>715381201
a gilded queen

>>715371892
Rotty is canonically preserved and smells like Cherry

>>715379805
Sauce?

>>715371682 (OP)
>slowly

>>715371824
this
Especially uncensor shantae pussy, triply so if it's a peek of purple bush

>>715377812
Hair down Risky is pure sex

>>715381853
she always pure sex. if i seen her i'd give her a massage

>>715376165
Cousins?

>>715380848
They stayed indie and stayed out of the culture war bullshit. What everyone should have done when it started. AAA corps. should have their fundings cut, AAs also need to follow Wayforward's example.

>>715382008
who is going to be the unlucky tinkerbat to clean this up?

bruh

>>715382183
seems the local retard found the thread

>>715382290
Why does this keep happening? Its like no thread is safe from these people.

>>715380748
Why the fuck is genie Rotty so HUGE?

>>715382695
Poop is one of the foundations of the Shatae community

>>715371682 (OP)
all it was ever worth. the games are mid

>>715371682 (OP)
that's a zombie ,anons.
you should not fuck that

>>715382749
She works at Gamestop

>>715381034
>never reacting
This is the most important part. There is a whole economy of drama nowadays. From the moment anything remotely controversial happens, a bunch of YouTubers, websites, bots, etc., start trying to bring it to the public because it generates clicks. If you don't react, the chances that the controversy won't generate enough interest increase significantly.
In other words, if social media is demanding a statement from you about something, you ignore it completely and post about something unrelated, like, "Shantae went to a Chinese restaurant, do you like Chinese food too?", and there's an image of Shantae eating something Chinese or something like that.
Normal people will respond that they like Chinese food, and drama hunters will start to realize that there's nothing for them to milk there.

>>715379958
My wife is so slutty and sexy.

>>715371727
...that's a good thing!

>>715373127
we get it man, you can't touch your toes

is the zombie girl just an ordinary human painted green or is she actually rotting

>>715387714
she's a "zombie" (green human who makes zombie puns)

>>715387860
oh cool, real zombies are gross

>>715373506
Post all the covers

>>715387714
Actually rotting, she can detach her head and throw it around too.

>>715371892
Imagine that rigor mortis grip.
Not the first time I thought of laying an undead girl.

>>715390226
C-C-C-COMBO BREAKER

Is there a background to Risky beyond being the pirate king lackey and stealling his powers/making underwear with his skull? Is she an undead?

>>715382473
>>715382251
>>715381846
I love jerking off to softcore

Risky Boobs

>>715390625
i would but the tone is too goofy and fun. i would be more concern with the mission, even if risky was right there bent over showing her pants.

>>715390664
Riskys booty

>>715371682 (OP)
Has there been anything since Seven Sirens? Seems like its slowly becoming nothing

>>715391057

GBA version of Advance release back in May. Console ports are coming soon(tm). Zoomzoom's inability to pirate and Nintendo nuking rom sites stifled discussion on that front.