The dichotomy that took balding millennials back to their childhood

Dude I'm fucking autistic and you can't just be making threads like this on /v/

>>715377337 (OP)
but I have hair

why crop the superior choice, yuffie

That's crazy anon

>>715377337 (OP)
Nah my loads were blown to hotter chicks

>>715377448
meaning?

>>715379053
SHUT YOUR MOUTH THE FUCK UP ON MY DICK

>>715378876
Based

>>715379097
face looks disturbing but body is hot

I love my wife Tifa

>>715377337 (OP)
I like aerith

>>715377337 (OP)
Aerisu is not that stacked in game. I like her remake model a lot, but her swimsuit model makes her look flat as a board.

I won't play it until all (hopefully) 3 games are out

>>715377337 (OP)
Aerith butt
Also you faggots will poison your body with pills, make your dick limp with fin, or do ANYTHING but stop fapping which is the main cause of balding

>>715379743
>stop gooning goy

>>715380328
Yes, a (large) part of why Japs have good hair genetics is because they don't fap as often

>>715379743
unrealistic

>>715377448

>>715381838
whoa the korean post op face moved almost a little there

>>715379651
true, they messed up there completely. retards

>>715381368
Explain Indians then, they are shameless bobs and vagine turbo gooners but tend to have full hair

>>715382168

>>715381368
Oy vey the goyjin know

What would happen if Square enix really did let hojo forve red on aerith and also they animated the whole process? And tricked the VA into mocaping it?

>>715381368
>fapping affects my genetics
dumbest shit I've read today

>>715377337 (OP)
What about millenials that aren't balding? How are they doing?

>>715377337 (OP)
post the gif

>>715386220
not well. the youngest millennial already turned 30. At this point many of them dont own any homes and are generally still not that mentally settled in life ( me )

>>715377337 (OP)
Tifa's tummy does it for me.

>>715377337 (OP)
I am balding but I'm afraid to use rogain due to the possible side affects

>>715377337 (OP)
I hate how they made Cloud and Tifa generic Japs. Fuck Advent Children.

It was always Tifa. Fit, biggest tits, stays with her man even after he became a vegetable. Tifa won the game before it even started.

>Tifa is something appeals to subhuman plus incels before the game even exist (in 1993)
so true

>>715387002
isnt tifa supposed to be a jap. cloud looks russian or nordic

>>715386598
This one?

>>715379090
what happ? Are you really balding?

>>715388483
did he really copy

>>715389021
yes, thank you

I didn't play original. I played the remake like a year ago and I can safely say this:
The best girl is hands down Tifa__

>>715389021

>>715389021
why is there no high definition webm of this

>>715391810
hot

>>715390000
>Tifa entire design was copied from Misao's.
>Misao's line Toshima Onna / 年増オンナ(女) in that eroge catfight was 1:1 copied
>Misao's opponent Kaori Sakurazawa was copied as Scarlet
>body measures was just Misao's+1 (someone ("Mr.S" according to VJump) in Square PR department back in 1997 noticed this cheap knockoff and making fun of it)
>plus very likely mixed with Nomura's wet fantasy of Ayumi Ito's underage 16yo nudity back in 1996.
yes

>Ayumi Ito's illegal underage 16yo nipples >>715393816
Being one of Nomura's nasty fap materials since 1996 is the only reason she's doing Tifa's voice (no other VA job for this talentless hoe) & canon face now.

>>715389021
I actually prefer Tifa's other swimsuit. This one's more revealing, but I'm not big on the colors.

>>715377337 (OP)
There’s a video floating around of me creampie’ing Yuffers on the beach.