Thread 715388998

Will it be any good? Or is chris all talk

>>715388998 (OP)
I barely know what this is supposed to be, but I don't know how anyone can look at this promo art and be excited for it.
Looks like stupid scrimblo shit.

>>715388998 (OP)
The real question is will it even come out.
It won't.

is there even new gameplay footage of nightmare cops?
>>715388998 (OP)
it's never coming out

>>715388998 (OP)
>he doesn't know
Chris's contract with Albino Moose games ran its course, lil bro. The game is never coming out.

>>715388998 (OP)
hi dingdong

>>715389167
>>715389185
>>715389246
I don't know what this means. Did he not finish it in time or did they jew him?

chris should have made skyrim with pokemon when he had the chance

>>715389531
Nobody really knows. He always had a timed contract with the devs. Maybe they took ages to make any progress, maybe Chris took too long to make the assets, maybe he just ran out of expendable cash. It's a mystery.

dont you post these every day

didnt your last thread get sent to /b/

>>715389531
i think the fault here was more on chris's side rather than albino moose

>>715389604
i like how chris mocked his friend for being stupid when he said that but then palworld comes out and it's the biggest fucking thing ever
it proves chris has no idea what makes a game marketable or appealing

>>715389965
palworld is more like fallout with pokemon though

>>715390157
fallout is just skyrim with guns

>>715389965
>it's the biggest fucking thing ever
*was. Palworld was always a shitty FoTM asset flip, and its dogshit player retention says a lot. "Pokemon but Skyrim" is interesting, but Palworld isn't a good example of that idea being applied.

>>715390275
shut up fag

it'll be out when corey finishes every sonic game on the channel

>>715390192
Skyrim confirmed for Pokemon. The ninjas are coming for Todd.

Wasn't this meant to be "a shitty game I can crank out in a year", like eight years ago?

>>715389814
They made a thread earlier about Stamper pretending it was about Castle Crashers.

Ding Ding should come back to the channel, desu.
We all know he can't hack it on his own.

>>715390726
I miss Stampler ;__;

>>715390740
Never gonna happen. You'll get 15 hours of complaining about politics and you'll like it.

It's going to change indie games forever like undertale

>>715390883
tbf, it#s not tho, is it?

>>715390740
holy shit just go fuck him already you obsessed degen

>>715390825
I miss stamper before Shadman got him hooked on meth.

I'm depressed bros. I can't make myself do work.
It's too hot, and my chair is uncomfortable, and I need to launder my sheets.

Are Stampy and Shadman both still in jail?

>>715390970
Nooooooo, I want him to play games from my childhood, and make me feel like I belong.

>>715389531
he got bored and let the contract run out, implying he hasnt worked on it in years

>>715390740
>>715390827
cant even wait a minute before samefagging lol

>>715391162
You're NOTHING without them, honey!

Go to bed skuddbutt. Thought you got cancer or some shit.

i wann be young again, bros
my socks are too warm

>>715390275
>tendies still seething about palworld over a year later

>chris, dingdong, and tom/jeff are all stuck in development hell/have given up
actually kind of scary
how do you stop yourself from stagnating when you make a project

>>715391584
actually work on it every day.

>>715392031
i love dd's art so much the way he draws is so frickin cute

Get lost durgerz

>>715391445
Don't slap labels on me, nigger. I don't even play Pokemon. I just didn't like Palword from the get-go. My friends roping me into playing it in the first month didn't change my mind about it.

>>715392031
Is it the Smiling Friends schizo or are we dealing with some severely retarded offshoot?

>>715392364
Anthony Pasarella

this is what op was posting on /co/ before coming over here

>>715392654
everyone says "he's schizo"
but nobody ever says "he's wrong"

>>715391235
youre a NO TALENT

>>715392031
>posted around the same exact time too

I legit was just watching the yiik playthrough and thought to make this thread and now I'm learning all this lore

>>715392992
yeah bro 4.5 years later

>>715392768
Sets an alarm and has an entire routine. This site really does deteriorate some people's brains.

>>715393124
Fuck, I'm aging.

>>715392364
No one knows who this is

>>715393124
>Assume you're over exaggerating.
>Those episodes are literally 4 and a half years old.
Time is going way too fucking fast man.

>>715393195

they are making a thread every time they think dd is going to stream

>>715392031
thread is almost exactly the same as this one too. guessing it is safe to assume posts about the oneyfags on //v/ are the same autismo doing them

>>715392258
I don't know who this fuck is, but I already hate him.

>>715394426
yeah well i love you

>>715394719
Any reason you avoid Cory's degeneracy and Shadman?

>>715393569
What the FUCK?
That doesn't even make sense. How old am I?

>>715394878
i dont think they are lying. they probably do have some kind of psycho crush on him.

>>715392031
OP has a chip on their shoulder

oneyplays has sucked cock for years now

>>715395346
She looks like she gets handsy with young boys and hugs their legs tight when sucking them off
>>715395490
Im so sick of zach and cory

>>715395346
>tfw the bull is hiv positive

>>715395346
take your meds

Shoots your cock off with a Red9 handgun

>>715390428
that will never happen because they have to edit and release "best of breathing" and another 45274 shitty compilations first

>>715388998 (OP)
that depressed fag can't create shit
>says the game was made for speedrunning
it was doomed from the start

>>715395831
Yjk that oney's going to call it quits and retire doing something else, his views are getting smaller and smaller, and there's only so many videos you can recycle for compilations before people get sick of it and unsubscribe, not to mentiok bowlbo being canceled basically

>>715395949
more depressing you post these every day pretending like you have some reason
you dont care about the game you just want to fuck his ex gf

>oh shit castle crashers with tom
>maybe it'll actually be cool instead of devolving into peepeepoopoo
>"hey tom what if you peepeepoopoo???"

>>715395797
Dave + Corey is an unironic 10/10 combo

>>715389965
Palworld is a little bit more than "Pokemon in Skyrim".

>>715396009
desu, they should manage their channel less cynically. It's off-putting.
Passion is appealing to people. Algorithm, chasing is gay.

not vidya

>>715396367
noted, will make a twitter screencap thread next time

>>715396348
For me it's the youtube shorts with the let's player subtitles, you know the ones

>>715388998 (OP)
If you think this is bad, Nightmare Cops has been in development hell for almost as long as fucking Duke Nukem Forever.

>>715396487
you do it every time already you absolute deranged tard

>>715396009
>retire doing something else
like what lmao, he has the worst work ethic ever

>>715396571
Stamper thread did not even wait to become a screencap thread

>>715395643
hot

>>715397128
aahhh so theres why the retard bumped his own thread again lol

>>715396524
What's the actual deal with that? Surely they're just barely working on it, at this point?
I know shit's hard, but why reasonably should an arcade style beat em up take ten years?

>>715395346
mick fucked this

>>715397301
It looks complicated visually. Not that you actually are confused though since you want anything to bitch about so you can focus on some eceleb's ex girlfriend again.

>>715397128
what a slut

>>715397128
>braless and pulling down her underwear
>better post this to twitter
why did chris date this absolute whore again
she must have sucked mad good cock or something

>>715397556
It's probably like an hour long game though. Ten years?

>>715397626
to feel like he wasnt a cuck when it proved he was

>>715395652
when did lsmark get so fat

>>715397647
Oh you played it? Tell us all about its hour long length.

>>715396319
i unironically like them as a retarded duo. just wish theyd stop playing sonic every day. i cant believe how many shitty sonic games there are

>>715397301
especially since castle crashers took like 3 years

>>715397515
i wanna watch
>>715397576
wife material
>>715397626
because she's based

>>715397128
>>715397887
Anisa Johma aaaaaaaaaaah phenotype

>>715388998 (OP)
its never coming out and chris will never say why cos he'll get cancelled LOL

>>715397778
Arcade games were all an hour long. Their other two games were like an hour long.
Going much over an hour is actually kind of bad for these games. Things get to repetitive and unfocused.

>>715397128
why is she posting thirst trap shit when she's married?

>>715388998 (OP)
Looks like actually dog water

is it just me or is chris o'neil kind of a dickhead

>>715397790
You mean the game that had a simple art style and was less complicated? Admit you don't actually give a shit about what they are making are just looking for anything to bitch about.

>>715397887
I wish my cock still worked
She's very pretty, I'm sure. *sigh*

>>715392258
I genuinely don't understand how people develop fetishes as overly complicated as this.

>>715398136
He's getting worse, are.

>>715397986
Veronica mogs her hard
>>715398094
because she's based

>>715398035
Castle Crashers takes even longer than an hour to play through

You literally have no fucking clue what you are talking about and are just making shit up to be 'confused' by

>>715398136
He just seems bitter and like he's not even paying attention to the game or what the rest are saying. He's legit the weakest one in the group at this point.

>>715398136
He's Diet Arin now but nobody wants to come to terms with it.

>>715398313
he's probably bitter because he spent all this time mocking others and when bowlbo kept getting rejected he had a bit of reality check

>>715398310
>longplay videos: anywhere between one and three hours
Like I said...

It doesn't have to literally be an hour, but it's not going to be twenty. It shouldn't be twenty. That's too much.

>>715398313
He's clearly bitter about being the only one in his circle that doesn't have anything else besides lets plays

>>715398151
Yeah but ten years though? Six maybe. Eight MAYBE.
Ten is a *bit* much, innit?

>>715398470
>Zach is successful and funny
>Tomar has a kid and a successful well-paying gig outside of OneyPlays
>Lyle I can't speak of
>All of them are in seemingly happy and stable relationships
>Chris is a bitter middle-aged man singing Disney songs to try and entertain people he probably hates, no wife, no kids, no stable job

>>715398219
Same way some people develop an entire worldview off Saturday morning cartoons. Human brains are just weird meat computers running buggy code, and sometimes the wires cross. One day you're watching a Pixar movie, next thing you know you're thirty-five with a DeviantArt full of inflation art.

>>715398136
always has been >>715398313 describes the show every time hes not playing. he doesn't care about playing games or animating. he wants everyone hes friends with to make him relevant like every other youtube has been

>>715396950
>Pitched shows with Zach for a while, but quit when he got nothing while Zach kept going.
>Worked with a team to make a game for him, but it's forever on the back burner. Meanwhile, Lyle got his shitty VN made.
>Has the potential to draw pretty well, but clearly gets bored while drawing, based on his quick descent into extremely off model art in Slightly Artistic. Cory and most of his other guests at least try.
>Clearly doesn't have much of an interest in voice acting, like Tomar. Nor does he care about the channel anymore.
>Stamper is too much of a junkie to mend that bridge, and he's most likely no longer on speaking terms with Mick.
Like Adam, he's a massive burnout. He'll probably beg Tom Fulp and Jeff to let him work with them on Nightmare Cops, and then quit shortly after.

skudd do you post about oney so much because you dont want people realizing you are as bad as shad? lol

>>715398605
Don't forget his back is basically wrecked and he has to sing the Disney songs while lying on the ground in mild to moderate agony.

>>715398473
>bullshitting a range
three hours. they are all three hours minimum. you know you are full of shit and are backpedaling.

>>715398829
I said "like an hour". Three hours is still a bite-size game.

>>715396182
of course theyre gonna fuck with Tom, he's a bigger straight man than even Tomar

>>715398136
That's quite an assumption on somebody you don't know personally

>>715394878
Bro clearly wants ding's dong and made him a special exception

>>715398631
Yeah but it's like inflation fetish is weird, but it's one thing. What I don't understand is how you simultaneously end up fixated on tubas AND shitting but it has to be an anthropomorphic frog that's shitting in the tuba or whatever, AND he better be fat. Like what fucking happened in band class that lead to this for him?

>>715396009
>his views are getting smaller and smaller
maybe if they played something other than FUCKING SONIC, people would be more interested

>All those episodes with Dave where they constantly bring up gooning, masturbating and sexual topics
These fucking niggas are gonna prove the schizo guy making graphs right at this rate.

>>715394878
>fallacy of relative privation

>>715398913
>i'm still right
3 hours isnt 'about an hour' but whatever it takes to not admit you are an actual slobbering retard. do you show up to your appointments two hours late and say you arrived at 'about' the right time?

>>715398605
Lyle has actually been pretty successful with class of '09

>>715398136
>that story he told about how a fan approached him at a mcdonalds and asked for a pic but he got pissed and said no because he was eating

>>715399201
What's he involved in with that?

>>715399154
Three hours is considerably closer to an hour than ten or twenty hours.
You're being very particular about this.

>>715399235
I mean, that's fair.

>>715399235
>that story ding dong told where a fan came up to chris dd and julian IRL and dd and julian acted shocked an appalled and thought the fan was the most evil disgusting horrible manipulative person ever and chris just just says afterwards "they were actually really nice"

what da fhuuuuck??? Duhhhhh

>>715397301
The same it is with any game in development hell. The scope is too big compared to the available resources. Or it's horribly mismanaged in some other way.

>>715399015
It all stems from when he was watching The Band Concert with his family as a child, specifically the pig in it. The frog part is from (Shogun)Gekomon. Oh and he was molested too but that goes without saying. I can't remember where the shit part comes from but that's just a general gay thing.

>>715399253
Idrk but I think he started as just a voice actor in the vn and then became the co-creator of the anime adaptation.

>>715399015
pretty sure he just has the tuba fetish and vore while spazkid still does scat and did vgcats scat cat porn. probably drew the green m&m taking a shit. shad was drawing gore and scat and the oney seemed on board for it. newgrounds has a degen porn crowd.

>>715398970
you don't need to know them personally to get a good idea of who they based on how they behave online. No one can hide who they really are for that long

>>715399409
we get it you are tsundere for dingdong
why post an oneyplays thread just to shit it up with exaggerations about your heartsweet

>>715399965
nothing I said was exaggerated
dingdong however...

hot tip: add grren curry paste yo macaroni chees

>>715399880

after eight years we sure got to know OP well. same retard who was posting >>715392654
and lusting over veronica and how they should be with him

>>715398669 was onto something lol

I fucking hate Julian, dog. He's exactly like that one faggot that wrote Sad Comics for Children. A mopey, woe is me little bitch.

Chris doesn't deserve success because he's a 6'4 Chad who doesn't know the sub5 struggle. Zach is a trucel I can root for.

>>715400094
>M-M-MUH DINGDONG THO
dude seek help already bro holy shit

>>715400139

It becomes a lot funnier when you realize its someone Oney pushed away long ago and has been lashing out at him and his friends for years because it bootyblasted them that much

Oney got some retard so pissed that they spent a decade of their life on this

>chris is just using oneyplays to fund the stuff he actually wants to do
there are people retarded enough to continue believing this

>>715392031

oh look it's the same exact thread but from yesterday

8 YEARS! GIVE IT UP FOR 8 YEARS!!!

>>715400274
hope he sees this

>>715400603
also has this one up >>715387035
they are clinically obsessed

Lyle seems like a good friend

>>715401548
remember that story he told Vinny about seeing a guy making out with a baby in public?

>>715398313
the shit talking stamper did about him gets truer every day

>>715395346
>>715397128
>>715397887
>>715398276
Post some of the new type of content she makes... or is it too lewd for /v/?

>>715398136
he's just irish

>>715401989
based knower

>>715402315
LSMark doesn't get to fuck this.

>>715395643
>Im so sick of zach and cory
zach is can at least conversate
cory's whole gimmick is that he is fucking dumb and they make fun of him for it

>>715389531
Chris clearly has shit work ethic.so really.it likely more his fault. Thats why he will never have the level of sucess that Zach does because he gets bored and doesnt want to put time into things anymore.

>>715402363
he's so lucky

>>715401882
it was always true. chris is a bum and always has been. hes never releasing bowlbo because he only knows how to ride coattails and be jealous

>>715402520
>>715402315
I wish she would cage me

>>715398469
Ive mostly accepted it now. I do think he could come back if he ever learns how to see things through to the end unlick arin whos just a complete lost cause faggot.

>>715402663
based fellow cuck

>>715392258
How old is this?

>>715402315
>>715402520
okay, this might be not everyones cup of tea but i wish she was my gf/wife and for her to force me to take hrt, just straight up treat me like a girlfriend... trying to get guys from the project back home with us

>>715402520
>>715402780
>ewhore
>disgusting hair
why can't you guys be fucking normal for once

>>715402958
She did cheat on Mark with a fat nigger. A far from impossible fantasy considering how easily she spreads her legs for strangers.

Why are you all like this...

>>715388998 (OP)
>cuts back on the "best of..." videos
>output drops considerably
grim

>>715402965
lmao what's wrong with her hair
>>715403032
>She did cheat on Mark with a fat nigger
>she spreads her legs for strangers
basedbasedbased

>>715402520
looks like spherehunter here

>>715395652
genuinely, who still watches lscuck?

the witch design is cool.
most likely he lost all passion for it after the first few designs and thats why its taking forever

>>715403379
you don't have to do damage control for chris. the game was never going to get finished after albino moose left

>>715403663
hi dingdong

wy does dindon make thses threads. breds?

>>715404613
Gabario?

>>715404786
GABAGOOL?
BABASHABABADOO?

>>715398651
>Lyle got his shitty VN made.
Didn't the other guy in charge of that get canceled because of the Arab rape scene?

>>715404842
crant!

>>715390157
It's Conan! I feel like Im going crazy its literally that Conan game in almost every convincible way

>>715403276
You need to stop posting and ideally stop using the internet for a very long time and detox yourself
This shit is disgusting and you have severe mental damage

>>715404862
Did he? That would suck. I used to watch his youtube videos all the time when I was younger.

oney cartoons yay

>>715401548
Hes an even more dangerous enemy

>>715388998 (OP)
hey corey, bing bing here,

>>715414153
I fully believe Zach is behind some of these posts. The ending of season 2 was basically a taunt

im a boy
i like playing with my toy

>>715414302
He called it out directly in one of the videos, the terrible millenial isekai one. He didn't refute it either, just said "We've been there."

>>715414153
dude Im not reading all that

>>715414961
I just made this image to annoy them. I don’t have any of their demented Christian porn problems where I grew up ultra-crass and obsessed with gore and rape and then became a religious bully in my 30s, I’m asexual and don’t even watch porn, but they are participating in the normalfag war on nerd culture now and hate video games/porn/whatever, so they deserve to be made fun of all the same.

>>715413292
Put your hands up for the autism spirit bomb

>>715415296
Your clearly mad. You feel attacked by throwawayblines in one epiaode of a comedy show and its laughably pathetic

>>715415296
I literally don't care about either you or them. I disregard the opinions of other people. If they pass laws against me, I break them. If they deny me things, I take them. If they turn people against me, I smite them. I will always prosper because I've come to the conclusion that there are no laws or rules or whatever, so long as you're not stupid about it (obviously I'm not going to go into a police precinct and pull a gun on a bunch of well-trained men). But I managed to just ignore my loans and they went away, I managed to open a business and the government pays me for me losing money on it, I took over a co-op in NYC because I just squatted there.

notice chris has given up on doing bits because his guests (cory, adam, tomar etc..) aren't funny so chris does this thing where he bullies them using a funny voice

>>715390425
make me, sperg

>>715415607
Chris is just a bitter asshole because his friends have lives outside of lets plays, while he's stuck as a failing youtuber who will probably be in a wheelchair before he hits 40

>>715415607
The show isn't the same without Dingdong and Julian. I don't even like gay people but they were a lot of fun and Julian seemed nice too.

>>715392741
more talent than your shit stirring

>>715415705
>and Julian seemed nice too
he's really not
he's probably the most bitter and hateful person that's ever been on oneyplays

>>715415705
Julian was almost always dead weight at best and insufferable at worst
There are maybe 3 or 4 good things he ever said

>>715415705
I wouldn't say fun, Julian was just there, and while DD was very passive aggressive like the redditor he is, at least he had interesting stories and talked about technical game stuff

>>715415296
yeah if you don't want to masturbate too much you're at war with nerd culture

>>715391682
It's like Tom Fulp said on Castle Crashers, basically everything you do while the game is in development is related to developing the game.

>>715415493
Don’t get me wrong, I am genuinely pissed at them for hawking their Christian anti-nerd nofapper anti-video-games dogshit, humiliating Cory for laughs and whatever else, but that’s the natural reaction. They’re abusers. They’re on their way out. Chris’s channel is dying, Smiling Friends is already hypeless, and in 50 years, they’ll both be dead. The only thing I take umbridge with is the idea that I’m just mad at them for complaining about porn.

>>715415792
>>715415806
holy autism

>>715415792
Tomar is right there

>>715415923
>like... What kind of autism do you have?

>>715415953
holy autism

It's vaporware.

>>715398313
Yeah it's true if you think about it. Zach has smiling friends so he's the clear winner, Tomar has a real job and a family, Dave has Friday night funkin, Adam has a rich family so he can coast through life without caring, I think stamper has a rich mom too if I recall. Even that greasy degenerate Cory has nightmare cops with Jeff and Tom Fulp. He used to talk so much shit about how Arin is a man child retard but Arin has a successful touring company and is in a band with Dan, on top of other shit like real estate and investments.

Chris is literally the only one that had that old school newgrounds fame that never evolved past lets plays, he must be mad jealous all the time being surrounded by so many successful people.

>>715415881
You’re a diaperfag who cares what you think

>>715415881
>umbridge
umbrage

>>715416328
I’m not even remotely a diaperfag.

>>715416383
FUCK. You’re right, anon. My English degree is forfeit.

>wonder why people keep talking about oney's spic ex
>dig a little
>turns out she's a vile BPD bitch and started an onlyfans
not what i expected to jack off to tonight but here we are, fucking love broken whores

>>715416443
gay little snarky millennial

>>715416470
>started an onlyfans
no she didn't

>>715416489
holy autism

>>715416553
yeah my bad i got carried away because i saw she has a thread on simpcity but it's just instagram shit

I just rewatch the DD and Julian episodes because at least they talked about the games and made some interesting jokes about some stuff.

The longer it goes on, the worse it gets, and I can only be entertained by Cory being so stupidly fukken wrong all the time until it's like listening to an actual retard just being retarded instead of some goofs and gaffs every now and then.

Plus, the latest castle crashers episodes is just them sucking Tom's dick over every little thing. "Oh Tom, I love how when you press the buttons things happen. YEAH! That's my FAVORITE! I love when I press the buttons and the thing happens; it's so great! How do you do it?" Like listening to DSP switch his normal bitching to cocksucking because he played Justin Wong.

>>715416615
it wouldn't surprise me if she did
she's cucked so many men in the last few years

>>715416619
Cory is proof that fapping and watching porn 24/7 will fry your brain, this nigga literally shoved random shit up his ass as a kid to see if he was gay or not

>>715416682
considering where her content is going lately it's only a matter of time, i'll definitely keep an eye out

>/v/ is STILL buck broken by sleepycast's paracosial effects on their porn addicted minds
holy shit

>>715416619
>I just rewatch the DD and Julian episodes because at least they talked about the games and made some interesting jokes about some stuff.
Same. I rewatch their Kingdom Hearts playthrough as a yearly tradition. It's still a shame seeing what an insane trainwreck DD became and learning about his bizarre degeneracy.

>>715416973
>buzzwords buzzwords buzzwords

>It's another Chris barely doing anything and just lying in bed while Corey and Dave carry the entire episode.
I wonder how fat this Irish fuck has gotten since he seems to record over half of the episodes from his bed.

>>715416619
dd and julian talked about the games they were playing and showed knowledge about it. all chris does is make random noises and cry about libtards. now they've released two games since leaving and Chris lays around doing nothing while more talented people play games in his place for ad revenue
>>715416975
>crying about degeneracy
>calling anyone an insane trainwreck
>on 4chan
retard

>>715418315
He's depressed that Dublin is getting conquered by arabs.

>>715418905
1. He hates Dublin.
B. He can get the fuck over it until he goes back to his own country himself.

>>715418672
>>crying about degeneracy
>>calling anyone an insane trainwreck
>>on 4chan
Not an argument.

>>715419090
retard

>>715402458
It'll be out when it's out.

>Barely any Adam episodes released if any
See? Criticism does work, goy.

>>715402520
Veronica looks like what Spherehunter thinks he looks like in his head.

>>715389167
>>715389531
>>715402458
I'm pretty sure Chris has adhd to some degree and even if he manages decently with it and has shown to have some amount of solid work ethic despite it in some areas, I'm certain he suffers from executive dysfunction and that completely fucked him with Bowlbo

>>715392258
you're such a fucking faggot and you deserve to be beat

>>715419669
>he suffers from
No he's just fucking lazy

>>715402520
I have to admit, she has very nice thighs and legs

>>715419747
just say you don't understand mental health issues my guy, no need to be so angry and uppity about it

>>715416039
What about Niall doe

>>715420038
Gamedev with ADHD here: it's very easy to get treated and Chris has money. He's lazy. Everything about him is lazy, why are you pretending he's a machine that pumps out anything other than poorly edited youtube lets plays starring his friends playing games for him?

>>715420532
>poorly edited youtube lets plays
Which he doesn't even bother poorly editing
Doesn't even bother to draw his thumbnails anymore

>>715420532
it's literally different for everyone and maybe I am being too easy on him but that's cause I get that shit is different for everyone and it seems you don't and that's why you just chalk it up as simple laziness, which is still a likely possibility. I just try to see things a bit less shitty. Only he really knows what's up with him.

>>715420821
No he's just lazy

>>715388998 (OP)
why does chris speak like a redditor

>>715420532
>le pills will fix everything
What part of his life needs fixing exactly? He makes money doing something he enjoys more than he hates, with his friends.
>b-b-but he should be making other things!
He will, at his pace. As much as he feels like. His life is unironically better than all of ours posting about him. What you call laziness is just a lack of desperation.

>>715420872
lol

>>715420821
You're being too easy on him. He hired a team to develop his game and when they left development stopped. ADHD affects people differently and I have friends who aren't medicated for it that aren't as lazy as Chris. They're also developing games themselves or otherwise working on them.
>>715420975
The post isn't about fixing him. It's responding to a chain of replies discussing his inability to develop games. He's well off but can't hire anybody to develop his game for him, for some reason. He's probably insufferable to work with too.

>>715418672
Fuck off DD. Go have another 4 hour livestreamed melty about orange man.

>>715421530
We're talking about Chris's inability to develop a game, anon. Chris can't develop a game because he's lazy. Don't bring some unrelated gamedev into our actual discussion please.

>>715421416
again, it affects people completely differently. a dozen people's similar experiences do not validate the judgements and opinions against someone else's experiences that are in no way alike to the many. I'm medicated and still struggle with my day to day. you deal with it differently than me. no one can truly know what is up with Chris except Chris himself. you assume negatively, I'll assume less negatively. that's all it is.

>>715422558
>no one can truly know what is up with Chris
Yes I can

>>715422623
lmao

>>715421798
DD is known for crying about these threads and I wouldn't be surprised in the slightest if he posted in them. Chris being a lazy retard is another matter entirely.

>>715422223
>turning Teddy into a fleshlight

>>715422558
>you assume negatively
The premise that Chris can't develop a game due to ADHD is an assumption. The premise of him not being more capable because he's lazy is years of scraps strewn about a YT channel that he barely handles on his own sustained by cheaply made, overpriced merch his friends sell on his behalf. The fact that there haven't been any updates on Bowlbo since the team he hired to make left isn't enough for you?

If he has ADHD or is too depressed to develop a game, that's not a problem. It's a problem that you can't accept the idea that he's just lazy. There are tons of lazy people with and without ADHD and I don't buy that Chris has an insurmountable case that stops him from completing anything that isn't a Lets play or merch ad

>>715389089
you black?

>>715424643
What the fuck is that supposed to mean??

>>715424731
Are you a melanin-enriched gentleman?

>>715400585
He has the easiest job in the fucking world and is still too lazy to upload on a regular basis.

>>715415705
Seeing Julian's fingernails taught me he is an absolutely worthless piece of shit and I regret ever feeling anything but disgust towards those sick freaks.

>>715425778
retard

>>715419557
I fucking hate Adam so goddamn much. The only time I have ever used the dislike button on YouTube is when that worthless fucking retard shows up in an episode.

FUCK ADAM

>>715425906
vermin

>>715426017
Same my brother same

>Hire the devs of Spooky’s House of Jumpscares
>They start grifting you i stead of making games
>Now we will never get a sequel
Thanks

>>715425778
Honestly, same. That was the final nail in the coffin for me-no pun intended. You can't convince me someone like that gives a single shit about anything except clout and skinwalking some twisted caricature of "alternative" culture. Makes me retroactively feel gross for ever watching their stuff uncritically.

>>715390157
Palworld is ARK with pokemon

Fuck lets plays honestly

Ding dong made a game before chris

https://youtu.be/WKfFKUjR5VQ

>>715415607
>The bits in question:
Roping them for cringy sing-a-longs
"What does the x stand for"
"What if (character from a children's show) did something cringy"
Making shitty chilidsh voices you'd do to a baby while RPing

Chris needs to give up showing up in every episode alltogether.

>>715415607
>his guests arent funny
>tomar
the guys unintentionally funny, which makes it better. "We gotta get these monkeys off our streets" is a classic moment. at least hes not a completely safe wet blanket like Tom Fulp is

>>715397887
Thought this was SphereHunter

>>715427492
>Roping them for cringy sing-a-longs
Killing this with his utter inability to not try to get through the entire song is the single thing I'll thank Cory for

>>715427624
That was 5 years ago

>>715416619
The problem is that Chris is an out of touch middle aged man who hates videogames, and Tomar and Zach aren't particularly interested in them because they grew up. Cory and Dave are plenty knowledgeable about vidya but he just isn't interest about that and just pokes them for autistic fucking reaction constantly.

>>715420521
Niall hit twink death hard and dropped out of college.

>>715389965
kek yeah I thought of that when palworld had over 2 million concurrent players on steam that one time
but what >>715426531 said, it's more like ark than anything else

>>715392258
Did he make this?

>>715400173
Pictures for Sad Children is better than anything you've ever done in your life, fag. Fuck you. I love that comic.

>>715389965
The guy legitimately wanted Pokemon in Skyrim. He tried getting in contact with Nintendo and Bethesda. If someone told me that, I'd also think they're fucking retarded.

>>715388998 (OP)
I think if Chris got Dave on and played through one of the Persona games it would be fun. Nice long series + Dave likes them so they wont get stuck.

>>715428982
>it's like skyrim, but with pokemon
>oi've been sendin' leters to nintendo and bethesda but dey haven't responded

>>715429421
I doubt that Chris would want to sit through a long ass story heavy rpg like that. He was already pulling his hair out with Digimon Cyber Sleuth.

>>715427379
DD has made several games before joining OneyPlays

>>715429421
Chris is an ADHD zoomerbrained drooling retard, there's no way he'd be able to handle it.

That being said, a Cory and Dave playthorugh of Persona? Absolutey.

>>715429717
>Cory and Dave
As fun as that would be I have a limit on how much I can hear about fucking teenage girls

>>715398313
I think he doesn't care anymore about the youtube channel and would've ended it years ago if it didn't make as much money.
>>715416039
He's fucking rich out of Oney plays at this point.

>>715398136
>>715398313
the fact that he's 35 now, lost his bitch girlfriend of how many years, his videogame project has been dead in the water for how many years now, and the fact that he has to rely on a lets play channel as his only source of income and only relevant legacy
all of that bitterness from his personal life is really staring to show up on the channel, but nearly all of that bitterness comes from his own doing, from his lack of dedication or motivation to finish a project, he doesn't do well as a manager type role because he will just be lazy about it, chris needs to be told what to do and be threatened with being kicked off the project if he doesn't stick to finishing the goal at hand
and it genuinely feels like he has trouble finding his calling now, I don't even think he knows what that means

>>715428065
>Tomar and Zach aren't particularly interested in them because they grew up.
It's so funny how the only modern games Zach wanted to play were the new Zelda games and Chris complained the entire time and they only played for an hour.

>>715430159
Reading posts like this is genuinely insane, you know nothing about him other than what slivers you see on social media and LP's the fact that you can only recall things from years ago really speaks to how little insight into people you have. It's pathetic and loser tier behaviour, anon.

>>715430159
hey Mick, you are chinese and bald

>>715430296
That just sounds sad.

>>715389531
I assume his slow work ethics is clogging the pipeline, and making programmers wait until he's done making shit that they need to program.
The most expensive part in game dev is making someone wait not doing any work, and even if you have fuck you money making a low-budget indie game, development hell like that can get needlessly expensive.
He may have cut them so he can catch up and re-hire someone else later, but stacking huge homework like that for himself without being able to see your progress is a huge decrease in motivation, and I doubt that's going to help the development.
He clearly needs a project manager, but if I were him I wouldn't pay someone to whip my own ass, even if I know that's going to severely help the project.

>>715425778
>Julian's fingernails
wat?

>>715431219
On a stream he had actual dried cum and human shit under his 3/4 inch long fingernails, he got yelled at for flaking some of it off on the desk like it's something to do

>>715431325
That sounds made up.

>>715431541
It is but that doesn't mean it can't be true

>>715431541
julian being the "fashion" gay furry autist he is, he grew his nails real long and filed them to be like cat claws, there's pictures of it
and it wouldn't surprise me if >>715431325 was true

>>715420521
He's the 2nd worst off after Stamps. I always liked him though, he's both a straight man but also a good punching bag. Artie Bucco from Sopranos, Pete Campbell from Mad Men, a fairly sensible, intelligent guy, but also kind of quirky and weird, for which he suffers, which we find funny but can also kinda relate to.

>>715389965
anon anyone would hear that and think it's the dumbest shit ever

>>715389965
He mocked Palworld too

>>715431219
Whatever you do DON'T watch DD and Julian's trip to LA video.

>>715419747
What exactly is the difference in saying "he suffers from ADHD" and "he suffers from laziness"? Both are character traits you either have or don't have. You don't choose to be lazy. If it was a choice, everyone would choose not to.

>>715427379
>made a game
>its just tetris (but balatro HIGH SCORE COMBO!! shit)

>>715432362
The difference is nobody said he suffers from laziness, he's just fucking lazy. It's not an affliction or an immutable trait, it's a character flaw that he doesn't address.

>>715432079
>relating to Pete Campbell

>>715398605
Chris seems to be doing fine, he's still making the game and has his friends and his gf turned out to be a cunt so he left her
I don't get why some of you have a vendetta against him when people like stamper are far worse people

>>715432587
I don't know why you would have a vendetta against stamper when people like Fritzl are far worse

>>715390740
He moved out of Commiefornia because it was too expensive. Ain't no way he can afford to go back now.

>>715432529
If you're lazy, you're not going to "address your character flaw". That would take not being lazy.

>>715420521
he's become a complete cucked coomer weed fag, more so than he was in 2018
gnome niall is basically a less stupid version of adam

>>715432783
Oh you're right people aren't capable of bettering themselves and any flaws they have can't be their fault
Like how nobody would ever choose to weigh 600 pounds, you just either do or you don't and it can't change

>>715432929
People get better. They don't better themselves.

>>715431219
He has really long fingernails, not fake ones either
In one clip he like "jokingly" slaps a small boy's face but it's clear that he really put a lot of power into it, you only see one blurry frame of it but he knocked the kids propeller hat off his head and he looks like a Freddy Kruger victim

>>715430350
yeah "HE HIBBER JELOUS OLD MAN!"
when he's just making letsplays with his friends and said he's still working on his game and he is constantly praising the games he plays including fucking genshin and a sonic game, I don't see bitterness nor care from this guy

>>715395346
>>715397128
Veronica scratches a certain itch in my brain.

>>715433464
Syphilis? I can see that

>>715419889
yes
>>715433464
which one is that

>>715416039
chris has done work for smiling friends, tenacious d, and is riding high with oneyplays
let's at least rank appropriately

>>715413292
>FIRST OF ALL
FUCK YOU
>second of all
have a nice day

>>715433749
>>715416039
Why hasn't Cory worked on Smiling Friends? You'd think with all the obscure guest artists that show up on that show you'd think he'd have his own dedicated episode.

>>715392716
No he's definitely wrong.

>pointy tits
Eww

>>715431219
I always thought Chris was joking when he said Julian had scary witch nails.

>>715434713
At the danger of sound incredibly parasocial, I don't think Zach and Cory get along that well off camera, not to the degree of doing business together at least.

Also probably some Newgrounds dead game fuckery binding Cory to that obnoxious soccer mom that is Jeff.

>>715437146
yeah dude that's totally is the reason

>>715415607
>>715415696
he worked with Jack, is making a game, loves his friends, has a channel that people still watch and just goofs off with his friends as they play, where the hell are you people coming up with these?

>>715434713
My guess is that cory didn't want to do it for some reason. Also, they have sag rules that you can only have so many non sag related people on per season. It is why they couldnt get Chrischan.

>>715427492
They all do the things you listed and not even that much including Chris, they usually just make jokes they found funny or talk about stuff that happened to them and I heard one sing a long in that ai music episode and they were having a blast lmao

>>715397785
I'm shocked that corey has made them sit through a bunch of long ass sonic games but not once have they actually gone back and finished adventure 2

Fee fi fo fum
I really need to fucking cum

>>715390726
>>715390825
>play castle crashers on channel
>ZERO stamper talk
sigh
i know why but shit man
>>715390976
>evil ass nigga corrupts people
sigh

>>715395652
JESUS FUCKING CHRISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT

>>715398965
>le straight man
let me guess you took improv classes in a strip mall?

>>715434713
Television is a different beast. You can't just call up your friend for help, you have to get approval. At least, I believe so.

>>715389089
It's just eceleb shit. You can scroll down, no one is talking about the "game"

>>715398605
Isn't Lyle also a recurring voice in Vivzieslop alongside Tomar?

>>715420521
>>715428404
>>715432079
>>715432784
Naill went back to college and graduated with a Phd

>>715441542
poor niall, twink death is brvtal and comes for us all...

>>715441371
Lyle wrote the most recent helluva boss short cartoon I think

>>715441542
Ain't no way, med school?

>>715440803
he already called a bunch if his friends

>>715388998 (OP)
>will only have one achievement
>it'll say you're a faggot
The Bigger They Are...

>>715389089
It's apparently big hence why it's taking so much time
the idea of a purposely ugly yet big game sounds fun to me but what is Scrimblo?
>>715441542
actually good for him man

>>715441542
oh he was still in school? thought it was just a bachelors and thats why he came back to OP, good for him

>>715441707
he said he was in school for computer science, I wonder if niall will use the degree and try to work at newgrounds with jeff and cory, would be cool

>>715441542
Good on Niall for sticking it out! Attaboy!

>>715441542
Now I get why Chris the dropout bullies nialler the defiler so much, he's jealous.

>>715443178
He never bullies anyone, I have never seen any of the boys bully each other beyond joking banter
but I will say Dave sometimes gets on Corey's nerves but it's still clearly in good fun
also Corey gets pissed off fairly easily

>>715443178
chris doesn't bully niall because he's a college boy, he bullys niall beacuse niall has BBCO

>>715395797
videos with Dave are kino

>>715398136
Just bitter

>>715398605
>>715398824
>Chris is a bitter middle-aged man singing Disney songs
what's this Disney song thing about?

>>715413816
RONKA CHONK
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kGtXVrv0nlk

Dave + Cory is almost as good as DD.
They like vidya, are funny, and meld well with eachother.
Zach is okay to shoot the shit but you can just watch smiling friends and you're sorted. He doesn't even play anything.
Lyle has gotten better over time but it's like he's in his own zone compared to everyone like anti synergy.
Tomar is tomar.
Adam is a fun little bro retard I genuinely believe he works well with lyle.
Niall is a nothing burger.

>>715390192
No that's far cry 3

>>715434713
Zack should just let him do the bit from Hellbenders with the giant
>"fee-fi-fo-i really want to fucking cum

>>715444785
I sure hope fnf is as funny as he us in the videos considering he is both the lead artist and director
>>715445115
>>715445141
>bitter
he seems chill to me, hell he recently increased praising and saying how cool shit in games be it art or music are when he sees them
>>715445754
Dave and Corey are way funnier than DD and Zach is arguably the funniest, I don't even watch smiling friends and his shit still makes me laugh, Niall matches Chris well but Adam is a hit or miss
There is also Chris's Irish friend

>>715441542
that's great! On side note his stories on the Life's Strange let's plays were hilarious.

>>715438260
I thought the chris chan thing was about insurance? But anyway probably the same reason, Cory also seemingly has no interest in voice acting and can't draw clothed women so animating is right out

>>715426450
what's the story here?

>>715446113
The only good episode was the one they took down where you could only intermittently hear Niall mumbling to himself for the episode.

>>715429421
>Jeff said Joker from P5 fights for gay pride world wide to annoy Dave
heh

Zach is cute when he's genuinely interested in the game (Noita, Witch Hunt)

>>715390275
>retention
I love how people continue to unironically insist that games with finite content should be played forever.

>>715445141
>>715446067
yeah but what’s all the talk of Chris singing Disney songs

>Cory is in a reel big fish/aquabats esque ska band
that was a crazy discovery to me. I never quite drew the connection between autistic anime kids and ska

>>715446113
Niall came a long way from his Sleepycast appearances, on OneyPlays he makes me genuinely bust a gut.

>>715415705
They're really not and both quickly fell into psychosis

>>715416039
>Cory gets paid to draw for a game that has been in development for ten years
>successful people
Do you really think Cory makes as much money as Chris does? Do you think Tom is paying Cory enough for Cory to live alone in an LA McMansion?

>>715447747
it's because of Sonic.

>>715392258
Im glad I didnt get internet till I was 18, I wouldve been posting some cringe shit too that would haunt be forever.

>>715448692
You’re probably right
https://youtu.be/ds4gZ6pwg6U?si=UbG1pOFFA5B3dg8G
for me it was THPS with Superman and New Girl and then the Digimon movie OST with Less Than Jake and Mighty Mighty Bosstones

>>715448834
same and i stopped way to old, like at 14 i remember still playing pretend being a pokemon trainer and shit and making stories with my bionicles

>>715447747
Did someone say ska?

>>715434713
My little personal game theory is that the president in smiling friends is supposed to be Cory at first.

>>715388998 (OP)
No

>>715414153
>creators have a specific outlook on shit
>ITS PROPAGANDA

>>715388998 (OP)
The fact that Is a spiritual succesor of Tomba already pick my attention, doing a game in that style Is a great uea

>>715414302
90% it's some former acquaintance who defines their existence through porn consumption, and gets really defensive about the whole thing.

>>715452293
there was an episode of Oneyplays where they mocked redditors defending their vices such as porn and fast food addiction. They had Satan in smiling friends doing the same thing
>I CAN QUIT MY VICES WHENEVER I WANT
it seems to be a recurring thing with Zach and he’s completely correct. It’s like the faggots do all of that and you ask “well did you even try” and they’ll get defensive and passive aggressive “WOW THANKS IM CURED!”

>>715415296
Interesting slip, where you directly correlate nerd culture with masturbating ten times a day, for some reason.
Some people just like video games and cartoons, man. We aren't all you.
You know how actually annoying it is when you like a particular thing that gets targeted by gooners? As a Metroid fan, for example, the people who only care about Metroid because they want to fuck Samus are annoying as hell. That's like 2% of what those games are about.
Don't get be started on what furries do to anything with animal characters in it.
You've been getting in our shit for years, and you crumble to dust at the slightest push-back.

>>715389089
It's basically Super Meatboy - Irish child edition.

>>715428982
tbf, Gamefreak has no excuse for not making something at least as good as Skyrim.
It's a 12 year old game, and it wasn't even cutting edge at the time.

>>715452551
This, like dude i'm not asking you to become a fucking monk who only eats bread and drinks water, just cut down the vices a bit and do something more productive and stimulating

>>715452551
>>715452918
>why do I feel like shit all of the time?! I only stare at a screen for 15 hours a day, eat only processed junk food, masturbate 6 times a day, don’t have a regular sleep schedule, smoke weed and drink alcohol in excess, and NEVER exercise?!
truly a mystery

>>715453242
I stare at the screen 15 hours a day, eat mostly whole foods, minimally processed and with no added sugars, masturbate 3 times per week, have an immaculate sleep schedule of 9:30pm bed time 5:30am wake time, don't smoke weed, only drink socially on the weekends, and exercise 4 or 5 times a week with a mix of weight lifting and 40 minute incline walks. I feel like shit all the time.

>>715455131
I'm going to guess that that's a game you're working on?

>>715455131
it’s funny because I do most of those things and feel fine every single day of my life. I’m 34 and all of my peers bitch about their backs and knees and I run a 6:10 mile on average

>>715455243
Lol no I'm retarded. This is a game called Goldenheart. It's like Northern Journey but in the desert instead of Scandinavia. Weird little game, but I really liked it. Bit of zelda feel too. Pic was not related

>>715455672
Thanks for the source anyway

>>715455589
34 as well. Are you comfortable admiting that it's almost entirely an unearned genetic advantage? I find genetically superior people will do anything before admitting to their biological handout. Not to say you don't make good decisions and work hard, but your work simply works better than mine.

>>715455589
I work out and drink milk but for some reason i think my knees are going to die soon, i almost shat bricks when i was going up the stairs and my knee fucking cracked, i'm only 24

>>715455975
I’m also a 5’7” manlet which might have to do with it so let’s not go too far with the “genetic advantages” here lol

>>715455975
You should stop drinking booze, and actually exercise every day. It's insane how much less shitty you feel. I think common wisdom on aging is largely a myth, and people don't realize how shitty they treat themselves.
If anything, I'm in better shape than I was as a teenager. Only thing is the skin on my feet is rock hard now.

>>715388998 (OP)
I wonder if anyone from oneyplays knows about these threads

>>715456549
they're making them

>>715456549
all of them are anons

>>715456549
Cory confirmed he used /v/ at some point for the bump girl so it's in the realm of possibility.

>>715456298
But I'm 5'8". I'm also a dicklet, maybe that's the source of my malaise.

>>715456369
How's the skin on your face? You can reverse an abundance of fat, you can reverse a deficit of muscle, but you can never fix the skin on your face after age has ruined your collagen production and sun has left its blemishes.

>>715457652
I was never really a looker. If anything I look better now, because men are supposed to grow into their looks (don't believe femboy propaganda.)

>>715457652
>>715459341
at 34 I have deeper and more distinguished age lines around my eyes since having kids but have also been called a “zaddy” by my younger co workers which is like a hot dad so that’s cool