Thread 715399510

>>715399510 (OP)
We all did this at one point in our life. No need to shame a guy who had the courage to do it publicly.

>>715399892
shit bait/10

>>715399510 (OP)
He had to get it on

>>715399892
Ew no, I've never played Mafia 3.

>>715399892
I've never sworn at my mother in my life

>>715400402
My mother has never sworn at me

>>715399946
It's really shitty

become ungovernable

What a fucking nightmare, man.
>Getting ready to have a kid
>It's a boy
>Wonder about all the things he may do or achieve
>He ends up being some barely conscious lump you have to beg to go use the restroom
>And he still stubbornly refuses and just shits his pants

BATHROOM.
NOW.

>>715399892
When I was a kid I had encopresis. Even went to a psychiatrist for it and everything. A couple of them. They were all basically begging me to admit my parents were abusing me. That wasn't the case. I'd just hold it because I couldn't be bothered to go take a dump. Just wanted to play vidya or finish my homework or whatever. The put me on some medication to loosen things up. Then I was being lazy again and tried to hold it but I sneezed which caused 3 rock hard lumps to shoot out my ass. I was so goddamned embarrassed. Secretly threw out the underwear and cleaned up. I still vividly remember just how emotionally shitty I felt and though "What the hell, why can't I be bothered to use the restroom? Its not like its a big deal or takes THAT long." and just felt stupid. Then never had a problem with it again. Hell, taking a dump is great. I always feel great afterwards. Like there is nothing you can do that makes you feel so much better so quickly. Except maybe cocaine. Taking a shit is the shit. I was a dumbass kid but I just rememeber how much of an idiot I was being and how determined I was to just fix it.

>>715402496
Did you ever day "not yet"

>>715402496
get this man a copy of mafia 3

>>715399892
Not by choice. The only time i shit my pants was when i was feeling sick so i started walking home from school. Thought i could make it in time. I didn't.

>>715402057
And if you present this fact about anyone to themselves they'd either react in outrage because their ego is hurt or feel depressed.
You show it to this guy he'd just go "Yeh wah deh hehh mah da cwazy"

>>715402057
why are you blaming the kid and not the shitty parenting that made him be like that?

>NOOOOOOOOOOO YOU CANT JUST SHIT YOUR PANTS THATS WOOOOOOOOOOKKKE
Average polturd

>>715403616
Because he is a barely conscious slug. He could have had the perfect mom and he's still be sluring like a lifetime drinker and shitting his pants. That isn't a parent's fault problem. It's deeper than that. It's a faulty brain problem.

>>715402057
>>715405156
blaming your kid for not turning out the way you wanted is a selfish, egotistical thing that bad parents do btw

>>715405327
You're talking about a heavily disabled kid that is so engrossed with Mafia 3 he deliberately shit his pants.

>>715402496
>The put me on some medication to loosen things up.
>I still vividly remember just how emotionally shitty I felt and though "What the hell, why can't I be bothered to use the restroom? Its not like its a big deal or takes THAT long." and just felt stupid.

Honestly based. Your doctors realized you had the grumpy dumpies and forced you to confront your own fecal problems by yourself.

>>715405327
Retarded bait, here's your reply

>>715402057
This. I mean I could have played catch more with dad but at least I'm not shitting my pants because I refuse to pause a game where there isn't even anything going on.
I'm not really pointing the finger him or his parents. He's just.. broken. Nightmare is a good word. It would be a nightmare if you were trying to raise a kid and all he does is shit his pants because he can't drag himself away from the game for a couple minutes.

>>715405564
There have been a couple of lessons I learned the hard way. Looking back at those I just feel so dumb and had no clue what was going through my mind but overall its a good thing that it blew up in my face like that.
And that I am #blessed with caring and patient parents that have always been there for emotional support. Fukkin love my parents, yo.

>>715405327
>blaming your kid for not turning out the way you wanted
What, shitting your pants out of stubbornness is an acceptable lifestyle?

>>715402057
imagine having a kid that is the mental equivalent of a koala and certainly wont reproduce.


but through some idiot savant qualities, he manages to figure out how to stream things on the internet.

and that video is going to be the only thing that people remember about your extinct bloodline for decades to come.