I've got over 100 hours in Vampire Survivors. I've got 218/228 of the achievements. I don't know why I've done this. I could've been playing actual games with all that time. I've had Death Stranding sitting on my hard drive since like February. I bought the Oblivion remake on release, and I haven't even touched it yet. Why do I keep coming back to this game? Damn thing is, I still have about 30 characters I need to unlock, so I probably won't stop any time soon.
>>715406626 (OP)you know why.
deep down you know your genetic trash.
a true man would only have good video games in their heart and know it to be true. poo poo stranding and oblivion remaster? you are already living in the land of shit and cum now open up bitch
Because triple A slop is boring and vampire survivors was designed to be addictive (literally made by people who designed slot machines).
Don't feel bad, but don't just get hooked on these "big number go up" games, like balatro and Nubbys number generator.
If you're really stuck try a new genre.
Vampire Survivors isn’t a game, it’s interactive brainrot. Every moment spent “playing” it is a moment completely and utterly wasted. Let it be a lesson to you not to throw away the life you’ve been blessed with.
>>715406626 (OP)Did you play the castlevania map?
Frankly its the only good part.
>>715407273I literally just got to what I thought was the end of the DLC, and then when I beat the final boss, the map opened up even more and the game gave me a dozen and a half new characters to unlock.
>>715407374Bleh
