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Anonymous No.715435762 [Report] >>715435823 >>715435830 >>715435948 >>715436078
Can someone remind me which retarded letsplayer got stuck on this pipe for 15 minutes in black mesa?
Anonymous No.715435823 [Report]
>>715435762 (OP)
I have no idea but I assume it would be DarkSidePhill.
Anonymous No.715435830 [Report]
>>715435762 (OP)
DSP
Anonymous No.715435948 [Report] >>715438594
>>715435762 (OP)
It was me
I alt tabbed to play gradius instead
Anonymous No.715436078 [Report] >>715436974 >>715442676 >>715443165
>>715435762 (OP)
To be fair, couch jumping is the most retarded mechanic ever. They could have at least make a vault mechanic instead.
Anonymous No.715436294 [Report] >>715441552 >>715446875
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zs1IKZv8YyY
Anonymous No.715436974 [Report] >>715437338 >>715445580
>>715436078
Anon how do you climb chest-high walls IRL
You scrunch up your legs as you jump so you can carry them over, crouch jumping just makes logical sense
Anonymous No.715437338 [Report] >>715449954
>>715436974
I think the system shock/thief mantle mechanic is better.
Anonymous No.715438594 [Report]
>>715435948
But that filters futafags, according to one of our resident schizos.
Anonymous No.715441552 [Report]
>>715436294

I never had any issues performing the crouch-jump in Black Mesa. The crouch Jump was a play mechanic in the original Half-Life 1, but it was rarely ever used in the main campaign. In Black Mesa, the devs decided to make every 4th jump a crouch jump.
Anonymous No.715442676 [Report]
>>715436078
>To be fair, couch jumping is the most retarded mechanic ever.

The Black Mesa training course teaches you how to do it in the original game. I think it was only ever used a few times in the original Valve Half-Life in game. I think Blast Pit might have had a crouch jump and on a rail... maybe Zen? Crouch Jump was a mechanic that was abandoned for HL2 and its episodes. The Black Mesa devs deiced to go overboard with crouch jumping.
Anonymous No.715443165 [Report] >>715445713 >>715446073
>>715436078
>to be fair, pushing two buttons to jump higher is retarded. you should only have to press one button and the game will play itself
Anonymous No.715445580 [Report] >>715445785
>>715436974
get a load of this old timer
we all do the fosbury flop these days gramps
Anonymous No.715445713 [Report] >>715449078
>>715443165
>press two buttons to jump instead of one button
forced depth
Anonymous No.715445785 [Report]
>>715445580
>angling your body so you land head first onto the floor
only televised athleticism could make people do something so retarded
Anonymous No.715446073 [Report]
>>715443165
What about a half press?
Anonymous No.715446875 [Report]
>>715436294
Let me guess, Black Mesa has a tutorial just like the original game doesn't it?
Anonymous No.715449078 [Report]
>>715445713
>press one button to jump
>press two buttons to jump higher
genuine depth
Anonymous No.715449954 [Report]
>>715437338
also so weird in games when it should be standard