Thread 715454845

i am better than all yall

>>715454845 (OP)
>dude ... thats so COOL!!
said no one ever

>>715454845 (OP)
dude ... thats so COOL!!

>>715454845 (OP)
J-J Geil!

>>715454845 (OP)
>>715455091
Mental illness

>>715455867
wtf

>>715454845 (OP)
>fap
>look down
>mario is jerking you off

tuh-too

>>715456119
>He's never had a brojob sesh

>>715454845 (OP)
I always wanted to get the chaos mark of Nurgle or Slaanesh tattooed on me somewhere but knew it would look retarded so I decided not too. I knew a fella that got a cuty mark from MLP tattoo but its on his belly instead of his ass cheek. what an idiot! it should always go on the ass cheek

>>715456119
>YAHOO YAHOO YAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>>715455091
Explaining this to anyone is going to make them think your explanation is code talk for being in a gang.

>>715454845 (OP)
getting a tattoo/being a tattoo artist should be grounds for deportation

>>715455091
this one almost looks like a skin disease

>>715457150
Why is Siren Song of the Counter Culture in this?

>>715456990
this one is fine because fat tits are based

>>715457150
Flamerus Rex hell yea

>>715454845 (OP)
Hahaha lmao the retard got the wrong hand, it seems like Mario has two right hands

I have almost done something similar to this back in the day, however tattoo shops weren't allowed to ink minors, I think I would regret it.

>>715455867
There’s no way this person has an internal monologue.

>>715457791
The image is mirrored, retard.

>>715457791
>>715457912
Thanks I can leave the thread now.

>>715457839
one of the few vidya related tattoos that is not completely retarded

>>715454845 (OP)
At one point I really wanted to get a Zerg decal tattoo on my shoulder, but never did.

>>715456119
Yes. That’s what the old inspiration post used to say.

>>715457654
It would be fine if the fat tits didn't look like giant pecs. I thought it was an anime dude at first.

>>715457912
>>715458019
It's not mirrored you dumbass, look at the text in the background

>>715454845 (OP)
Mario if he two right hands

>>715455853
RIP trevor

>>715457912
You don’t know how thumbs work.

>>715457912
Still the same problem but the other hand instead.

>>715457654
it has a part 2

>>715458426
>>715458549
>>715458562
WORKED

>>715454845 (OP)
Mama Mia!

OP pic is actually me but its fake

this is real tattoo

stuf

>>715454845 (OP)
i play hunt showdown, and occasionally i have to browse the r*dd*t for it for news/updates, and almost guaranteed there is some guy who posts about his tattoo from it.

the game happens to have great and unique art, but the game is also unknown and most of these people happen to be shit at the game with less than 200h played.
once i saw a guy with the game's symbol consisting of a cross and upside down cross, tattooed on his neck as his first tattoo. i can't grasp the shortsightedness.
if you google "hunt showdown tattoo" there are dozens of people with it, its pretty crazy.

>>715455091
I think you need to get those moles checked anon

>>715458623
>Naming your character after the anime equivalent of a softcore pornstar
Amazing.

>>715454845 (OP)
>It's-a me! Being wanked off by-a Mario!
>Bingbing bing bing wa-AHOOOOOOO!!!!

>>715459421
>your character
wee slip there, anon?

>>715456119
With his (left) right hand even.

>>715458623
>naming your daughter after your waifu
Interesting for a Redditor. No wonder he got downvoted by the hivemind.

>>715458827
It's the same shit as "subtle anime reference". Nerds that want to be seen by other nerds, but are afraid of being judged by normies. I mean, this doesn't look worse than any standard tatoo, unless you know that it's from a video game.

>>715457401
Oh I get it. He has a prison number in him somewhere.

>>715454845 (OP)
There has never been a single good tattoo ever, prove me wrong.

>>715463350
That one around the girls asshole that says whore hole or whatever it was

>>715457897
Explain....

>>715455091
Is this loss?

>>715465072
You’d have to be lacking in deeper thought to have a brand name permanently tattooed to your flesh.
Some people are unable to think using an internal voice, or visualize things within their mind. And I imagine they make up a good portion of the people who do things like that.

>>715454845 (OP)
>thumb is on the wrong side
Mario has 2 right hands what a fucking idiot

>>715457150
I wonder how many have confused this for a fortnite tatoo.

>>715456119
Why would you look down if you're fapping? You look at cocks while fapping? Are you gay?

>>715455867
subtle, I like it

>>715459421
>your character
anon?

>>715458549
so then mirror it back and the problem should be fixed

>>715466308
Mario is Afro-American.

>>715458623
>le downvooted
yep, he's based

>>715462842
Your malding over niggers only makes Tyrone's post funnier
(You)

>>715469464
probably between 1 and 0

>>715469669
Sometimes, I pull on it so hard, I rip the skin

>>715457150
cringekino

>>715457150
I'm picking Bender bros.

>>715455091
The fuck am I looking at?

>>715458817
You gotta blend that shit anon.

>>715457150
the only thing i don't like about this tattoo is how many characters from the same series it has
you have ONE tattoo for your entire life and you're putting
2 spider-mans
6 south parks
2 futuramas
2 x-mens
2 dragonballs
and then i've never watched it but i think 5 adventure times? or am i wrong on those chars
and only 1 actual original fighting game char

just seems like a waste

>>715473398
Now this is good fodder for bait threads later

>>715454845 (OP)
It's on the wrong hand.

>>715473554
those are the only things he likes

>>715470835
Okay but the chance of it happening increases with time because at least 30 percent of those characters are/were in fortnight. I'm actually surprised Butters isn't by this point.

>>715455091
lol

>>715472496
E-sport FPS faggotry. That graph is the recoil pattern for the AK-47 in Counter Strike.

>>715473974
Oh, I see. Now that's cringe as fuck.

>>715456990
>>715458623
yeah this guys extra based

>>715455091
IDGI

>>715458468
Mario if he giving u a hand job

>>715457241
this is the guy behind all the Onirism threads

>>715458279
holy fuck it's like an iberian ham. You could feed a village with the fat on that arm

>>715456990
this isn't so bad if you plan on going to prison
fat tits always available to jerk off to