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Anonymous
7/14/2025, 7:18:56 PM No.715455248
assassins-creed-templar-conflict
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Wait a second... I just realized Assassin's Creed is anti-Christian
Was it made by Jews?
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Anonymous
7/14/2025, 7:22:16 PM No.715455454
>>715455248 (OP)
It was never about Christianity. Templars being a Christian order is just a facade "may the father of understanding guide us" they're masons and assassins have nothing to do with Islam either
Anonymous
7/14/2025, 7:22:38 PM No.715455487
>>715455248 (OP)
Worse. The French.
Anonymous
7/14/2025, 7:23:52 PM No.715455551
It's not anti-Christian, it's anti-masonry.
Anonymous
7/14/2025, 7:24:55 PM No.715455629
>>715455248 (OP)
>uhh chat I was born in 2005 and @grok is this real??????
Wubalubadubdubazina
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Anonymous
7/14/2025, 7:25:56 PM No.715455735
>>715455629
higher effort post than OP btw
Anonymous
7/14/2025, 7:27:17 PM No.715455824
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>>715455248 (OP)
>Assassins use Islam as a facade to operate in society
>Templars use Christianity to do the same
>People somehow still miss the fact that neither factions actually believe in the religions they publically represent
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Anonymous
7/14/2025, 7:59:47 PM No.715458353
>>715455824
you literally beat up the Pope in AC2
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Anonymous
7/14/2025, 8:04:50 PM No.715458761
>>715458353
Yeah and he turns into a wizard with an Apple of Eden, it’s not exactly a nuanced theological critique lmao. Ubisoft just wanted you to feel badass punching the Pope, subtlety died the moment Ezio started parkouring over the Vatican in Renaissance drip.
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Anonymous
7/14/2025, 8:07:06 PM No.715458927
>>715458761
Why do they never let us beat up a Rabbi? Would it be too hard to swallow as "pure fiction"?
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Anonymous
7/14/2025, 8:22:07 PM No.715460048
>>715458353
You mean the dude that outright tells you he doesn't believe in religion and only became a Pope so he could access the vault underneath the Vatican and get God's power for himself?
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Anonymous
7/14/2025, 8:40:42 PM No.715461494
>>715460048
that's just the Ubisoft headcanon
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Anonymous
7/14/2025, 8:44:18 PM No.715461769
Expansion-Ottoman-Empire
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>>715455248 (OP)
>Wait a second... I just realized Assassin's Creed is anti-Christian
>Was it made by Jews?
Christians are the ultimate losers of history, no matter what type they are, so yes
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Anonymous
7/14/2025, 9:07:29 PM No.715463665
>>715458927
Serious answer, yes, because "jew" means both an ethnicity and a religion. And ethnic "jews" already normally and frequently use their religion as a facade to operate in society while not actually believing their religion. It wouldn't be a plot about some wild goofy conspiracy, it would be like actual reality.

This is not even mentioning the fact that "jews secretly run the world" is even more mainstream than "masons secretly run the world", and while the templars have masonic undertones the games still don't call them that. The entire point of the games is that there's some organisations nobody really knows or cares about, operating under facades of perfectly benign social institutions, which have secretly been fighting some massive faction war across millenia of history. It wouldn't work with jews because it wouldn't be unusual or crazy or feel like a secret underground war when so many people either believe jews run the world, or very well know that many people believe that.

And also yes it would be anti-semitic and Ubisoft is would never do it, obviously. But in this case, it actually wouldn't really work for the games.
Anonymous
7/14/2025, 9:21:08 PM No.715464635
>>715461494
yea, in a ubisoft game
Anonymous
7/14/2025, 9:40:37 PM No.715466072
You say this when the targets in the first game were a near 50/50 split between both arabs/muslims and euros/christians, most of which dont even believe in their religions because they're "enlightened" templars, and the final boss was your muslim mentor who was secretly with the templars
Anonymous
7/14/2025, 9:51:53 PM No.715466852
pool’s closed
pool’s closed
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You mean the game where all religions are wrong and are either centered around an ancient species and the artifacts they created? Why the shit rage bait OP? Honestly anyone that knows the lore of these games which is shoved in your face most of the time will tell you why you’re a tard.
Anonymous
7/14/2025, 9:53:24 PM No.715466950
>>715461769
>byzantine empire at home