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WHOOOOOOP

blow it up your ass

>This shit stupid as hell man

he made the mimic

JOHN NO-

>>715457001
>reverses time and floats back up
>WHOOOOP

Kek

Ain't got no point to the thread

>>715455861 (OP)
it's so funny that he has this dumbfounded reaction to a pack of 60 IQ niggers not understanding his game, like there was any chance of them "getting it" at all

>>715457680
>he thinks he's actually reacting to soulja boy
lmao

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>>715455861 (OP)
blacked

>>715457001
>>715457213
Fuck you I spat water all over my keyboard lmao

>>715455861 (OP)
He looks like Mario in the future.

you're gonna apologize so hard about all your unfunny mocking jokes when the 500 hours long sokoban finally releases one day and wins all GOTY prizes in the world and sells billion copies and usher in a puzzle game golden age all while jai revolutionizes coding and game dev forever

>>715461124
> anti-vax
oh how the turntables
I bet it feels good being right today

>>715455861 (OP)
>No, you don't get it. Gamers are retarded, they don't get the masterfully crafted art that was Braid.

>>715455861 (OP)

game aint bout nuffin, man

>>715461124
To be tbf Coving was literally factually actually man-made. Doesn't mean they released it on purpose, but it was made in a lab for research purposes.

>>715455861 (OP)
Did anybody actually watch this video? I mean with their own eyes, not through posts of people who might have seen it.

>>715455861 (OP)
>thought this was Midnight Oil
Grim

>>715455861 (OP)
>>715455973
>>715456220
>>715457213
>>715457382
>>715460483

(Yoouuuuu)

>>715455861 (OP)
>$30 million for sokoban
What's the chance he goes bankrupt?

>>715463053
>What's the chance he goes bankrupt?
Do you think it'll be a reality check for him, or will continue being a pretentious fag?

>>715463053
>just make your own engine bro!

>>715463053
why the fuck is he doing this? why would he not just use unity or whatever?

>>715463851
You don't understand, he NEEDS to have the PERFECT tool to make his Sokoban clone
I'm surprised he's not building a quantum computer yet... but sometimes one must go through the easy route to get stuff done!

the 30 million dollar sokoban

you really need to relax on the blow/figtree spam
it's fun when it's every now and then, but i'm quite sick of seeing them spammed lately

>>715461124
wtf I love jonathan blow now!

>>715455861 (OP)
Say what you will about Jon Blow, he has a good sense of cinema. The way his recognizable silhouette is dark, contrasted by the bright day outside, symbolizing his torturous existence as a misunderstood genius unappreciated in his time.. Hitchcock-esque. Kino

>>715455861 (OP)
He looks like he built the Mimic

>>715464053
To be fair, having a prog lang with sane compile times and actual modules is a huge win.
Granted he could have picked from any of the non-C family langs available currently, but he has that overly opinionated-autism.

>>715464520
It would be pretty interesting to have his own language for his project if he had something to actually show for it
C++ was too problematic for him to make a sokoban? Just makes him look like a picky child complaining the different foods on his plate are touching

>>715464912
If you know programming and have above average IQ, you'd know C++ is actual garbage.

>>715464298
did blow actually make that video, i thought it was some tryhard games journo

this shit stupid as hell man

>>715465381
You're half right. Blow only agreed to appear in the documentary if he could direct this scene himself. What can I say, he's an auteur. Uncompromising in his vision.

>>715465198
I never went deep into C++ so don't have an opinion about it
But like >>715464520 said, it's not the only language out there, and i seriously doubt that dealing with a shit language is as bad as developing your own, specially for a project that really doesn't seem like it does anything really unique with it, other than make development easier (at the cost of 30k + tip)

>>715463053
Why will they hit that mark? It's just him being a tard on his own.
Is he just inflating his own ego thinking his "wage" should be that high?

>>715465681
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=llK5tk0jiN8&t=256s

Blow has a full dev team employed to work on this shit and he calls them slow and they have to redo things over and over. He's burning money.

>>715457680
And yet John Blow still seethes over the fact to this day. Maybe he knows they’re right

>>715463549
I don't think the people who say that think that you should also make your own programming language and compiler.

>>715461124
>erm akshually i just realized this dev i liked has a handful of values different from mine therefore i will now send rape threats to his children
why are they like this?

>>715465529
>>715464912
Because hes doing a public service by creating something that can take the place of C++ in programming games

>Blow's own employees can't even use Blow's programming language efficiently
kek

>>715461124
I was actually fully expecting him to be a liberal basedboy type.