I bouged 90 games in the steam sale and now I have choice paralysis and can't play them

>>>/a/

Are anons like OP as cute in real life as they are on 4chan??

roll a dice pink gremlin

Behead pink gremlin

>>715461951 (OP)
play a metroidvania

In the low chance this is real, Go in alphabetical order.

>>715462049
yes

I bought one and it sucked hard. Easily the worst thing I played this year.

>>715461951 (OP)
put the names on a roulette website
spin it
play the result

why are pinks so retarded?

>>715462892
What game

>>715461951 (OP)
post proof

>>715466646
Hold on

>>715461951 (OP)
You committed the classic blunder. Never buy a game you don't plan to play!

>>715466585
Fashion Police Squad. Looks like your average boomer shooter with an amusing twist but it was a chore to play. Spongy enemies with annoying movement patterns and AoE attacks that fill out whole rooms, plus lame weapons make every fight a pain in the ass. Boss fights had decent ideas but again they took too long and they play out in a bullet hell manner. Also platforming sections that go on forever. There's no saving, only checkpoints, sometimes with sudden points of no return, which makes it annoying to collect stuff if you're a completionist like me, and there's not even a counter for remaining secrets and enemies - bullshit. Funnily enough, there wasn't anything woke in it, tho.
The game took only a few hours to beat, but it was torture even on easy difficulty.

>>715461951 (OP)
order them by release date and go with that.