Thread 715461975 - /v/ [Archived: 366 hours ago]

Anonymous
7/14/2025, 8:47:00 PM No.715461975
metroidvania
metroidvania
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The metroidvania genre is the biggest jewslop plaguing the video game industry right now.
Mazes of maps with constant backtracking is not fun unless you're a raging autist.
Literally the most soulless genre of video games and progression does not feel rewarding or interesting in any of them
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Anonymous
7/14/2025, 8:48:52 PM No.715462127
>>715461975 (OP)
That's why metroidbrainia became the new thing.
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Anonymous
7/14/2025, 8:49:03 PM No.715462142
buzzword
buzzword
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>>715461975 (OP)
>jewslop
here, come back and try again later
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Anonymous
7/14/2025, 8:49:44 PM No.715462193
Post more saddam hussein pls
Anonymous
7/14/2025, 8:49:55 PM No.715462213
>>715461975 (OP)
>saddam hussein

literally who?
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Anonymous
7/14/2025, 8:51:00 PM No.715462296
>>715462142
being anti-ding dong is now associated with leftism faggotry wokes. Congrats retard, you're /pol/ & /x/ love affair on your IP was so much of a success that it has officially looped back around in clown world and is now actively working FOR the kikes. Just kys.
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Anonymous
7/14/2025, 8:51:22 PM No.715462324
>>715462213
inventor of 9/11
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Anonymous
7/14/2025, 8:51:48 PM No.715462348
>>715461975 (OP)
I'm autistic and I hate metroidvanias because I feel like they waste my time with the backtracking.
Anonymous
7/14/2025, 8:52:01 PM No.715462367
>>715461975 (OP)
Americans voted for Saddam hussein, they funded him with weapons to fight Iran
Anonymous
7/14/2025, 8:52:28 PM No.715462408
>>715462324
That was the United States of Zion though?
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Anonymous
7/14/2025, 8:53:53 PM No.715462535
>>715462213
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yADrtfAmLTo
Satan's boyfriend
Anonymous
7/14/2025, 8:53:54 PM No.715462537
I wish more metroidvanias would go the nine sols route and make fun 2d games without the backtracking
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Anonymous
7/14/2025, 8:54:04 PM No.715462550
cave-diver-1
cave-diver-1
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>>715461975 (OP)
ayo this gameplay is fire
Anonymous
7/14/2025, 8:54:59 PM No.715462636
>>715462408
no, the US just hosted it
Anonymous
7/14/2025, 8:55:44 PM No.715462698
I've played 3 or 4 long ago and I haven't felt the need to play another metroidvania in my life ever since. I don't get why some people play like 10 every year. It's just the same shit all over and over.
Anonymous
7/14/2025, 8:56:30 PM No.715462762
>>715461975 (OP)
True metroidvania makes you backtrack after getting a power up that lets you go back faster or at least overpowered
Anonymous
7/14/2025, 8:57:31 PM No.715462847
>>715462142
If merriam Webster is so good how come they can't settle in how many words are there in the English language
Anonymous
7/14/2025, 8:57:31 PM No.715462848
>>715461975 (OP)
Seek mental help
Anonymous
7/14/2025, 9:13:23 PM No.715464082
>>715461975 (OP)

Imagine digging a secret hide hole that nobody knows, only to be sold out by a cab driver
Anonymous
7/14/2025, 9:35:29 PM No.715465709
5500864
5500864
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One of the most important parts of a metroidvania is a level design, making sure the map isn't a pain in the ass to traverse in lategame. Many of the indies I played just have a huge spaghetti of zones that feels empty and directionless.
Anonymous
7/14/2025, 9:36:14 PM No.715465763
>Mazes of maps
I'm so glad the best vidya requires an IQ beyond the capacity of 99% of brownoids
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Anonymous
7/14/2025, 9:37:10 PM No.715465818
>>715461975 (OP)
I only like Nine Sols and Cave Story. Everything else was shit. And yes, SotN was shit too.
Anonymous
7/14/2025, 9:38:43 PM No.715465940
>>715461975 (OP)
That just sounds like Metroidvania's with bad map design.

>>715462127
People noticed La-Mulana finally?
Anonymous
7/14/2025, 9:41:38 PM No.715466137
Monster_Boy_and_the_Cursed_Kingdom_cover_art
Monster_Boy_and_the_Cursed_Kingdom_cover_art
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>>715462537
There's plenty of those
Anonymous
7/14/2025, 9:52:15 PM No.715466871
>>715465763
Nothing wrong with this sentence it makes perfect sense pajeet
Anonymous
7/14/2025, 9:54:58 PM No.715467083
>>715461975 (OP)
>metroidvania
Funny way to spell "rogue<anything>"
Anonymous
7/14/2025, 9:57:56 PM No.715467293
1714217571070
1714217571070
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>>715462296
Anonymous
7/14/2025, 10:22:08 PM No.715469091
>>715462537
So basically....stage based exploration? Order of Ecclesia exists.
Anonymous
7/14/2025, 10:30:35 PM No.715469747
Any threads that claim "X is the biggest problem in the video game industry right now" where X isn't the actual slop being regularly shat out by AAA publishers and/or the cancerous practices that come with them is an obvious corporate shill thread, the OPs of which should be forced to deepthroat railroad spikes.