Why is zoomer humor so cringe?

>millkeks getting smug again

>>715464592 (OP)
meanwhile... millennial humor

>>715464782
>2000s kid
How exactly is a zoomer, someone born in the 2000s a "2000s kid"? You were too young to experience the early years after your birth, on top of that too young to understand your surroundings. Always add an average of 10 years therefore a zoomer would be a 2010s kid. Likewise if you were born in the 90s, you're a 2000s kid.

>>715465242
>You were too young to experience the early years after your birth
are you retarded?
>become 5-6 years old
>discover games, movies, porn of your generation

>>715465605
I was born in 1998 and I don't really have memories before 2010

>>715464782
What if you were a kid in both

>>715465829
Pretty lucky? Got to experience a really fantastic two decades of vidya. I was born in 1990 so I consider myself among the fortunate

>>715465749
vaxx status? because I do have memories of that
'01 god btw

>>715465943
I missed out on the SNES era thoughbeit. My first console was a playstation around 1998.

>>715464592 (OP)
This is just a standard claw grip?

>>715464935
that's loss

>>715466196
huh?

>>715464592 (OP)
millennial humor was more cringe and i say this as a millennial.

>"ZING"
>"hi sorry, i'm dad"
>r/woooosh
>i did nazi that coming
>anne frankly i'm shocked
>le ebig buns

granted, much of this cringe came from reddit but a lot of that spilled out from there like dad jokes and cringe puns

>>715466483
Go read a history book, dumb zoomie

>>715466119
Still got the tail end of the 90s, where the PS1 actually had a decent library already built up. My first console was a SNES with Konkey Dong Country, I was pretty damn young but I have some hazy memories of then.

>>715466196
KEK

>>715464935
Wouldn't the guy backhand the shit out of her the second he was physically accosted by an absolute stranger? I know I would.

>>715466196
This unironically. Even the name “Legs” is a clear reference.

>>715467450
Sorry that you got fucked with the shit console and never experienced Blast Processing kino with Michael Jackson music.

>>715465749
>I don't really have memories before age 12
Anon, either you're baiting about being retarded, or you are genuinely retarded. Most people have memories going back to about ages 3-5 years.

>>715467921
My cousins had a Genesis, I still got to play pretty much all the normie hits. Hell, one kid on our block still had a Turbografx plugged in. I'm unironically a Bonk 1-3 and Air-Zonk enjoyer. Please understand

>>715468059
could also be a traumatic event- I lost nearly all my childhood memories after my mother died, and it took years to slowly get some back- and considering how memory works, I've no way to know if I even did get them back, or if my brain just made some up

>>715464592 (OP)
Thats humor? Thats just how i genuinely play dark souls and need to switch my items mid fight.

>>715468059
>>715468230
I just have shit memory in general. Like my 5 years in college are just a literal blur. I have maybe 10 distinct memories over that whole period.

>>715464592 (OP)
What about Dutch humor?

>>715468230
>could also be a traumatic event- I lost nearly all my childhood memories after my mother died, and it took years to slowly get some back
If that's the case, it could explain some things. Sorry about your mom anon.
>>715468358
That's normal, you must've been partying a lot.

>>715464782
Im a 01 zoom, my earliest memories start around 2005/2006

>>715468741
Meant for>>715465242

>>715465605
The ESL poster strikes again, also...
>what is an average of 10 years
>thinks the experiences he got when he was 5 is the same as discovering things on his own and not what is presented or influenced by the people around you
You're not very smart you know that. Your discovery of things when you were that age was because of your siblings, whatever was most influential to you and whoever you look up to. This has nothing to do with independent discovery outside of what was closest to you, physically, thus my argument that most people got the whole "X decade" wrong. You were presented with the things that your older siblings enjoyed, if there is an age gap, you would be consuming culture that is not prevalent of your era (albeit this isn't a bad thing). As you get older, you're more likely to be independent of your immediate surroundings and therefore gravitate to whatever yours peers of your age are into, what the industry is marketing towards your age group.

>>715465749
I was born in 97 and i remember vividly shit from 2003 onward, what the fuck. HAHAHAAHAHHAHAHAHA

>>715468821
My memories start when I was 3 years old, I literally remembered some of the things when I was 3. But that has nothing to do with forming an identity, especially one of that is marketed by the capitalist industry.

>>715468741
How the fuck? I have literally a flash of a memory from when I was 3 (just seeing my parents in the living room for a moment), and then nothing until age 7
And until age 10 it's just like a couple more hazy memories
But from age 10 I remember a lot

>>715464592 (OP)
Because all they know is uninspired humor because they refuse to watch anything from the 80s or 90s
And because for YEARS "humor" has been either too safe, or gratuitously overkill, with no real effort to find a middle ground
I'm sure there's other reasons, but those are my leading thoughts

>>715468861
>This has nothing to do with independent discovery outside
nobody ever said anything about it being independent or whatever unc
you were there, you experienced the things that were available to you at that time, if a recent game just came and it was the hot shit and everyone who's older than you was playing it then most likely than not they also influenced you to experience it at the same time so what
you don't have to even experience things directly to have a vivid memory about them, for many it's actually watching older brother play vidya and shit because he got the family computer (remember when they were a thing?) for himself

>>715469112
>Because all they know is uninspired humor because they refuse to watch anything from the 80s or 90s
Pretty much. They would never watch Back to the Future because they think it's "millennial cringe" (never mind it came out when the oldest millennials were 2 years old). It's true that it inspired cancer like Rick and Morty but that doesn't mean it isn't brilliant.

>>715469297
I'd get a fuck load of laughs watching airplane, naked gun, or blazing saddles in one sitting than 5 days worth of any modern content
The entertainment industry has been creatively bankrupt for YEEEAAARRRS, and in a desperate attempt to be original, most falls flat because networks don't wanna hurt any snowflakes, or just default to references and
>WeLL tHaT wAs AwkWaRd
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It's so bad it's ironically almost funny

>>715468861
I was 10 years old in 2007, i vividly remember shit i did at that time. If you only consider online shit, i was still a "2000's kid" because i have memories of fiending for browser games like DragonFable, Travian, Runescape etc, but i remember the sudden evolution from normal cellphones to shit like a Motorola V8 (flip phones in general), or the announcement of the first iPhone, shit, i remember even coming here to 4chan to see naked women when i was 11 ~ 12.
Music was something, admittedly, i was very influenced by other people at the beginning. I remember my cousin (who's 10 years older than me) showed up at my grandma's house with a guitar when i was 6 and that was THE THING that made me want to learn how to play the guitar (and i did learn!), but he also introduced me to shit like Elvis Presley, he also taught me about emulation, so even on my shitty 2003 computer without a dedicated GPU i could play some fun games from older generations. After learning the basics about dad rock i kinda started to discover bands on my own, of course that was amplified 10x when i was in high school, but i still have fond memories on the 2000's.

I don't know why people wanna dismiss early zoomers as being the same as 18 year old zoomers (who were literally born in 2007 and could not remember anything from the 2000's) when we actually lived through all of the 2000's, albeit as a kid.

>>715468741
i was born in 98 and remember playing games on the ps2 in 2002

>>715469208
>what is forming an identity
What you've ranted has nothing to do with image related >>715464782
Also riddle me this, if a child born in the 2000s to a parents very into 80s glam music, literally the entire town is into glam, is he an 80s kid?

>>715469853
>I don't know why people wanna dismiss early zoomers as being the same as 18 year old zoomers
Probably because those same early zoomers (born in 1998) dismiss people born in 1994 as "cringe millennial uncs fr fr"

>>715470035
>if a child born in the 2000s to a parents very into 80s glam music, literally the entire town is into glam, is he an 80s kid?
No he's just a very unfortunate kid who got adopted by gay parents in a gay village and probably got sodomized at an early age.

>>715464782
>tfw born in 94

which side do I take bros

>>715469853
>dad rock
I've not heard this term for quite a while, kids today call it "boomer music" or something.

List from 2011 btw.

>>715469112
>>715469297
You guys are just saying non-sense, my sister was born in 91 and she thinks ALL that shit is corny as fuck. I was born in 97 and my love for movies made me go back and watch all type of movies, from Back to the Future, to Rocky, Rambo, Apocalypse Now, Reservoir Dogs, Jurassic Park, Star Wars 4 ~ 6, Network, Taxi Driver, King of Comedy etc.
Some people are nigger cattle and they will never listen to music that's not being played on the radio and shoved down their throats, other people will look up for other things from past generations out of curiosity and they will realize that there's some good shit out there. I bet there's some Gen Alpha right now that is 14 ~ 15 and learning about Back to the Future or Nirvana and they are pumped to look back and consume media from older generations.

>>715470348
Shiiiiiiiiiiiiiieeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeet, that's basically most of what i listen to due to going on /mu/ as a young lad. The Unicorns and The Microphones are bands i still listen to sometimes, lmao.

>>715470371
>Gen Alpha right now that is 14 ~ 15 and learning about Back to the Future or Nirvana and they are pumped to look back and consume media from older generations
We mocked them back in the first half of the 2010s, they're called "le wrong generation". It's fine to appreciate and enjoy medias from the past, but not when you start building an antithesis identity based from it. Old /mu/ was very against it.

>>715470371
Exceptions don't make the rules, anon. I'm glad you have a decent taste in media. I'm talking about the lcd masses that have grown overly accustomed to anything that simply looks or sounds like it's made within the last 5-10 years or so

>>715466654
My black skinned friend, you were not on 4chan during its peak and it shows. Longcat popping up in random threads? KINO and don't forget candle jack who

The cake is a lie XD

>>715470224
either the best of both or toss a coin, you can also post mutually exclusive takes by larping as either side

>>715470035
>bro what if *scenario I made up in my head*
anon I think you are retarded, even if that was the case you will still experience things of your generation even if your gay parents are obsessed with 80s music (but necessarely movies and so on)
like nigga what is a radio

>>715468569
kek

>>715464782
Flawless zoomer victory. This one's going in the halls of Valhala

>>715470348
>rap isn't just about sex and violence
>look at these albums about how bad white people are
Wow, amazing

>>715468741
Damn unc

>>715464592 (OP)
That's no humor, boy, that's how you played them.