Thread 715470148

>Give me a brofist, Anon

Your response?

High five!

>>715470148 (OP)
hoof bump!

>>715470148 (OP)
I poop on his hand

>>715470148 (OP)
>Fisting
This goes to /hc/

>>715470148 (OP)
IT'S A ME POODIEPIE

>>715470269
saar...

he said nigger once

>>715470269
what are the logistics of such an action

>>715470461
>only once
cringe

>>715470269
Mr Perlman please leave.

Millennials, you can never mock us if this man >>715470148 (OP) who literally popularized casual gaming is your hero, a representation of your generation.

I accept that
>>715470269
die in inferno, frog

>>715470148 (OP)
*fists him*

>>715470148 (OP)
It's called a Fist bump

>>715470461
only on-record, who knows how many times he said it in truth

>>715470461
very based
you could tell he does it on the regular

I remember watching this retard back in like 2012 when all he did was play horror games. Then he started playing those pseud games like Heavy Rain and I slowly started losing interest. I always liked the guy though. Even his reddit reviews. Hard to believe someone so incredibly successful that I’ve been watching as a kid didn’t turn out to be some horrible person who raped a kid or trooned out or something.
I still watch this video once a year and laugh my ass off https://youtu.be/PJ_FYyb0S94?si=Tg8R5_1AblEb2emi

>>715470148 (OP)
>grows out of videogames and gets married & starts a family like a responsible adult
What's your excuse /v/? When is it gonna be your turn?

>>715471270
idol lolifag is a underage kid

>>715470148 (OP)
Hit the screen with my dick

>>715471549
I love pewds for this. What a great man.
I used to think he was cringe but between the bridge incident and this... yeah, I'm thinkin' based.

>>715471549
>What's your excuse /v/?
I don't have as much money as he does
if I had I could just buy a woman

>>715471270
why you made me watch this again after 10+ years

>>715471549
I somehow managed to avoid everything involving lets players all my tween/teenage years but it's funny how this guy's rep was all over the place
>He's funny!
>He's annoying!
>No wait he's actually kind of cool!
>OH NO HE SAID THE NO NO WORD! LITERALLY HITLER!
>Actually he's kind of cool

>>715470232
kys

>>715471549
Some people just get it.
I don't get it.

>>715471862
No high five for you if you are going to be rude.

>>715471549
He didn't have a kid until he was 34. I got 9 years.

>>715471549
Good for him. Hopefully I can stop being a manchild and follow suit. However, I'd prefer someone close to my age because anyone more than 5-7 years older or younger feels impossible to connect to.

But most of the women my age that I interact with feel like they're on the career woman/wine aunt trajectory. Where am I supposed to find women that want a family and won't succumb to modernity like everyone else in their late 20s/early 30s?

>>715472704
>Where am I supposed to find women that want a family and won't succumb to modernity like everyone else in their late 20s/early 30s?

>>715471549
He has infinite money and gets to live in a place with no niggers.

>>715470461
He said it so spontaneously you just know he says it all the time in his head.
I guarantee you that's the reason why he left sweden and england to live in Japan.

>>715471549
I didn't make tens if not hundreds of millions of dollars. If I had 9 digits I would buy 4chan And pay a gorgillion dollars to implant my wife's eggs in some other woman since she has a weird vaginal canal shape or whatever

>>715472704
Women do what they're told, you're supposed to intelligently and seductively assert dominance.

>>715470148 (OP)
He lucked out big by hopping off the alt-right pandering train right as it was crossing over from being about stupid online culture war bullshit to actually affecting real world policies so he never had to sink with the ship.

>>715473040
You couldn't buy 4chan even if you offered a billion dollars.

>>715473040
Bro, just get a womb for rent or if you are in a sane anglo country check out surrogacy associations it's not that expensive and keep on keeping on.

Fist him?

>>715473743
Hiro would probably Part with it for 50. He bought it for like 10

Die faggot

>>715471549

Ugly kid

>>715471549
>>715472704
Alright, no bullshit, just get straight to the point and answer this.
In the position of a mid 20’s-30’s male who only goes to work and doesn’t have much of a social life or friends, where do you meet young women, or join a social group where you can regularly meet new women?
It feels like no one has been able to give a concrete answer to this, and many here are in a similar situation

>>715474306
Are you rural or urban? If urban how urban?

He was ass back when he started the YouTube meta and still is. Unlike you thralls I don't consume lets plays or anything from e-personalities.

>>715474306
Everywhere, you just gotta shoot your shot and not back down after being turned down once. Basically just be a douche without being an asshole.

>>715470148 (OP)
i cant touch the hand of a swede

>>715474306
You make money then they come to you

>>715474525
You just allocate your time to post in their threads

When I watched the episode of South Park he was on I felt so embarrassed just seeing him on the screen that, even though there was only like 15 seconds left of the episode, I immediately turned it off before it could get to the credits and I haven't seen the show again since.

>>715474306
The real answer is you where suppose to find one at college. Failing that you either find one at your workplace or spend time going to social groups or dating sites to find one.

>>715470148 (OP)
>Bent the knee to SKG
I don't fistbump cowards

>>715473016
>you just know he says it all the time in his head.
>in his head.

>>715474306
>where do you meet young women, or join a social group where you can regularly meet new women?
You don't. At best, you can join a local church group. But given how the average anon behaves, seriously doubt they can actually handle a real unironic trad cath wife.
So yeah, they can't answer because there's no answer. You just don't. Once college is over, you can't really meet new people or make new friends.

>caring about someone you will never meet
You all are like the normies that piss themselves when their favorite celebrity comes on screen

Sincerely put your face to the floor and raise your ass so I can fuck you all like the stupid sluts you are. Especially the fat one over there with the crusty asshole who hasn't bathed for almost two weeks.

>>715470148 (OP)
*brofist*
Pewds rocks

>>715471549
So why did he move to Japan again?

>>715475284
>handle a real unironic trad cath wife
what does this meme statement mean, can someone translate it?

>>715471549
No money, he gets to live in nice places that aren't totally infested with brownoids (yet) and has infinite money for his child in general. In fact, lack of money is probably one of the biggest reasons as to why men and women don't have kids now. People say it's because women are bigger whores now than ever before and there IS some truth to that, but a lot of decent women that want a nice man and have families just can't because even with two of them combined everything is still expensive and they can barely take care of each other as it is.

If you're born into the world and don't make a lot of money by a certain age you may as well just kill yourself. That's the lesson I've learned after 25 years on this planet.

>>715475487
To not be around imported mysterius meat and straight up blacks

>>715475487
To get away from the suicide cult that is the EU

>>715475514
To have a trad cath one must first be trad cath. Which means being a breadwinner nonsped who can into social situations.

>>715474306
Option 1 is to chat to girls in FB or insta. These 2 are (still) mostly real people unlike other apps, and the algoritm will show you ppl from your area. DONT get on dating apps and DONT PAY real money like a cuck. Option 2 is going back to uni.

>>715475487
rural japan is one of the few no-nigger zones in the world.

>>715471549
his baby looks exactly like him holly fucking shit

>>715470148 (OP)
Fuck you, you retarded nazi grifter.
He's in his /g/ phase now lmao. I hope he dies by suicide.

>>715470461
thats very bad!! evil!!! :(

>>715470650
it was more than once but tourists only know of the bridge lol.

>>715471549
>What's your excuse /v/?
I don't feel like it

>>715475284
you will never find a girl at church btw I know /pol/ likes to larp about this but its impossible. only people you will find at church are old grannies.

>>715470892
"You can't mock us cause your main gaming youtuber is"
>White
>Handsome
>Living in japan
>Has a beautiful italian wife
>Says Nigger

Also never realized the modded horror scene was casual gaming. Insane zoomer post

>>715470892
Retsuprae represented the typical millennial opinion that he was an obnoxious faggot.
We should've became more goon-pilled, probably less annoyingly woke but this neo-chud zoomer dystopia is worse and if that /v/ math thread proves anything, none of you people even know how to do basic fucking math

>>715470148 (OP)
>used to think he was cringe
>"god what a fucking shit lipped, dindu nuffin water melon slurping NIGGER NIGGER NIGGGGGEEEERRRRRRRR"
>when asked why he said it, he said he just thought of the worst possible thing he could think of and that was black people
>realise he's honestly not so bad

>>715470148 (OP)
I still remember the vine of someone punching their monitor

>>715470518
>wait until asshole is full of shit
>ask him to give you his brofist

>>715474540
this
just talk to women wherever you can bro. if they're receptive to you then take them somewhere.

>>715478393
That's how you get to them retard
>Oh I was doing so and so at church event with anon
>Yeah he's real laid back come to church some time and meet him haha
Any sort of girl who an anon can get up getting (reclusive mousy girl) has to be either acquired through her family

>>715474540
I used to work in a grocery store and that's what I and my co-workers did. Most of the time the women were chill too. I should note it probably works better in trashy grocery stores.

>>715476776
>anon discovers genetics

>>715470269
TSeries, you?

>>715470148 (OP)
Is pewdiepie still alive ?

>>715474306
start incelmaxxing lil bro, it's over for you

>>715470148 (OP)
I'm not a queer so I'm not going to leave him hanging.

>>715470892
It was zoomers who liked him while he was screaming "rape" at shitty horror games. It was zoomers who then liked him when he /pol/baited and paid indians to hitlerpost. It was zoomers who liked him when the christchurch guy made him pussy out. It's zoomers now who like him because he started the linux grift. Zoomers all the way down.

It's also zoomers posting the "why won't you, /v/ - videogames, stop playing videogames pls join my culture war pls pls pls" slop.

>>715479372
Why would he be dead?

>>715476776
This is such a morbidly grim post

>>715479615
I mean it happens. Statistically someone died while I was typing this. Fucked up.

>>715470892
If Millennials are somehow responsible for the writing of Joss Whedon (born in fucking 1964), then Zoomers are 100% responsible for PewDiePie. The content that made him #1 in the first place was always insufferable and responsible for some of the worst trends on YouTube at the time.

However, his trajectory after starting a family is admirable and I respect him giving the middle finger to YouTube to do what he wants. Even though I understand wanting to get away from the hellhole that the EU is becoming, I have a lot of reservations about raising a white family in Japan.

>>715470148 (OP)
man boomers have good entertainment back then now all we have are mentally ill freak e-celebs

>>715470148 (OP)
*brofists screen*

>>715470148 (OP)
I shoot up a mosque

>>715475487
unofficially Taxes, officially "because he didn't want to get bothered on the street". Even though no one would give a shit if he walked the streets of europe

I actually used to watch his content when it was just amnesia shit
Dunno, it was halfway decent background noise for my autistic brain, I think the only "lets player" I actually watch is chugga

>builds his career being loud and annoying while I was growing up
>think he's a faggot for retarded normalfags
>finally stop being a loud and annoying faggot after several years
>decide to watch his stuff for once and mildly enjoy it
>christchurch happens
>pewds immediately cucks out of the pdp vs t-series shit
>stop caring about the swedecuck once again

>>715480812
>watching a brony
eww

>>715470269
In India, this is considered a compliment

>>715470247
/)(\

>>715481242
I dont care what he gets up to in his spare time and anyone who does is mentally ill

>>715470148 (OP)
Shove that fist up your ass.

>>715471549
I wpuld give up video games forever for the right woman. But my social skills have always been a bit off. Chose some bad friends in high school too which was a bad call. Hopefully ill meet her at my next big church function.

>>715481376
mentally ill like chugga

>>715470148 (OP)
Mentioning pewdiepie is a great way to filter shitskins. Anyone who hates him is also coincidentally brown.

>>715481701
Not denying that

>>715470148 (OP)
>No more brofists, Felix

>>715470148 (OP)
Loved the guy as a kid, stopped watching him when he started doing non-vidya content. Haven't really watched him since then, glad he's doing well in life. He always seemed like a really cool guy.

>>715470148 (OP)
Why doesn't he give me money?

>>715470269
got em

>>715473016
>that's the reason why he left sweden and england to live in Japan
Can you blame him?

>>715481797
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6Dh-RL__uN4&list=RD6Dh-RL__uN4

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PHgc8Q6qTjc&list=RDPHgc8Q6qTjc

>>715471549
>What's your excuse /v/?
I'm ugly, retarded, and poor

>>715482427
Have you asked him for some?

>>715470269
tseries strikes again

>>715482678
That's a good idea.

>>715482520
Yes, very easily in fact. He has enough money and clout to actually influence things and defend his own people and country instead of fleeing like a faggot.

>>715483008
Money and internet fame don't make you an actual part of the elite. For an older example of something similar to this, read The Great Gatsby.

>>715474306
>look ma I posted it again!
you're just whoring for attention at this point

>>715481797
you're brown. this nigger was universally hated 10 years ago

>>715470148 (OP)
it's insane how effectively Youtube shadowbanned this dude. My dummy account has a subscription list that converges heavily with stuff that PewDiePie usually covers but I never ONCE been recommended a video from him.

>>715483116
Having hundreds of millions and being and one of the most famous influence, by definition, makes you an elite and also grants you a tremendous amount of power.

>>715483308
Sorry but you were completely owned by that guy with historical examples.

>>715483181
>this nigger was universally hated 10 years ago
>literally the peak of his popularity
Cope harder

>>715483439
ok schizo

>>715483209
Hilariously enough, he made a video about it two weeks ago.

i havent visited his channel in nearly a year so it's funny how i organically made that observation.

>>715470148 (OP)
>Brofists
Fucking nigger *wink*