Thread #715472236 - /v/

Anonymous

7/14/2025, 11:03:59 PM No.715472236

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I am forgotten

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Anonymous

7/14/2025, 11:05:03 PM No.715472326

>>715472236 (OP)
FUCKING REDDIT COW

Anonymous

7/14/2025, 11:13:01 PM No.715472948

I love cows.

Anonymous

7/14/2025, 11:14:13 PM No.715473036

>>715472236 (OP)
I can't fucking believe there are no cosmetics for the animals. Heck even with characters that have, if you run into food again, it's fucking gone. Why not make it like the item box and be a random pick? Same thing with the karts. They removed the gliders and wheels, which I'm fine with, but with all the sticker filler open world content, they could've given every kart a different unlockable color, but as it stands, like fuck. What's the appeal when you unlock 80% in your first week of play?

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Anonymous

7/14/2025, 11:15:49 PM No.715473152

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I hate how many of the new characters can't even hold the steering wheel and/or can't use the pedals. With King Boo, you could pass it off as black magic - that's his thing. With Goomba or that boney fish, it becomes lazy and uninspired since it's pretty obvious that Nintendo just shoved a bunch of random Mario enemies into the game and passed it off as a new roster.....for a racing game. These choices belong in Mario Party, not Mario Kart.

Look, I'm not looking for realism. I just want it to look believable.

Anonymous

7/14/2025, 11:29:21 PM No.715474221

>>715472236 (OP)
it really was mediocre as fuck

Anonymous

7/14/2025, 11:29:58 PM No.715474272

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>>715472236 (OP)

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Anonymous

7/14/2025, 11:31:54 PM No.715474436

>>715473036
Nintendo is going to sell DLC for this for the next decade, don't worry.

Anonymous

7/14/2025, 11:32:24 PM No.715474480

They should have put my nigger Toadsworth in instead of Redditmoo

Anonymous

7/14/2025, 11:57:41 PM No.715476350

>>715472236 (OP)
Good....

>Toadsworth
>Cappy/Tiara
>The broodals
>Prince Florian
>The flower kingdom inhabitants
>Geno
>Mallow
>Koops
>Goombario
>Goombella
>Lady Bow
>Vivian
>Bobbery
>Baby Yoshi
>Mona
>9-Volt
>5-Volt
>Jimmy T
>Ashley
>Penny
>Dr. Crygor

These are just the came out at the top of my head. Nintendo could have put JUST A SINGLE ONE of these guys, and it would have been away better roster addition than A FUCKING COW.

World is, without a hint of irony: the absolute worst Mario kart game yet.

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Anonymous

7/14/2025, 11:58:54 PM No.715476432

>>715474272
is that a boy or girl cow?

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Anonymous

7/15/2025, 12:00:01 AM No.715476532

You have 3 days left to enjoy this masterpiece before donkey kong

Anonymous

7/15/2025, 12:05:33 AM No.715476964

>>715476432
Yes
Both bull horns and udders

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