What's the stupidest thing you've ever done while playing vidya?

>need to piss but can't pause game to go to the bathroom
>piss in nearby empty bottle
>rip bong
>few minutes pass
>get thirsty
>reach for water bottle but so stoned i confuse it for piss bottle
>fucking take a fat swig of my piss and don't notice until after swalllwing it
pain

>>715487048
Reminder that i haven't hit rock bottom yet.

>ignore WoW for 20 years
>world is actually kino
>better catch up while unemployed
>only playing WoW 16 hours a day
>drinking a gallon of whole milk daily for efficiency
>pissing in the empty jugs for efficiency
>poor a glass from the wrong jug while very focused
>swig and swallow 2% rancid milk, 98% piss
>vomit uncontrollably
you know what
i still like WoW
>>715487048
anon
my brother
brother anon
i have a PhD in chemical engineering and this shit happens

>>715487663
PhD doesn't mean you're civilized, some people are just apes

>>715487663
If you started lifting on flight paths you'd basically just be doing GoMaD

>>715487048
Unfathomably degenerate

PISS IN THE TOILET, YOU APES

>>715486961 (OP)
I've seen someone do this while drunk and it simply degloved the cats tail. I think the story is not real

>Playing SSBB
>Getting horny by ZSS and looking up Peach and Zelda's dresses
>Start getting a boner
>Look down at controller
>For some reason think it'd feel really good to shove my dick in the gap between the sticks
>Set up a nice angle of Peach's bloomers
>Take dick out
>Try to push it into the gap
>It kinda goes in after some fiddling
>Boner grows
>Starts hurting really fucking bad
>Feels like having my dick caught in a mousetrap
>Massive regret
>Can't get it out
>I start panicking
>Pull the controller and feel intense pain in my dick
>Dick slides out
>Thought I broke my cock
>Thought I'd have to tell my parents how I broke my cock trying to fuck a controller
>Decided I'd rather just have a broken dick forever
>Hurt for the rest of the day, was fine after

>>715489589
Incredible

How hard is it to just use a toilet?

The first time I played persona 4 I thought I’d get kicked off the basketball team if I didn’t go to every practice. Had to restart my save because strength was the only one I had maxed out.

>>715492253
Impressive.

>>715492253
>Had to restart my save because strength was the only one I had maxed out.
You couldn't power through using that and buffs?
But I admire your commitment.

>>715486961 (OP)
Based, fuck cats. Dogs for life.

>>715489589
What controller did you use? How did ur dick get stuck?

>>715486961 (OP)
>play korean mmo
>classes were m/f locked, I picked priestess for aoe lightning
>dancing in town waiting for night because monsters spawn
>some dude sends me money and items starts chatting with me
>laughing about it on teamspeak with friends
>make hotmail and chat with him on msn messenger to get more shit from him

>>715492856
It was just a GC controller. I pulled my dick out after struggling a bit.

>>715489589
Oh shit nigga I did the exact same thing. I found some zelda combo where you could pause at the right second and vibration would stay on. Thankfully I was a horny little fucker and was rock hard before I could get it in.

>>715486961 (OP)
>at a friends party
>one friend owned the steam vr headset and everyone was taking turns with it
>blade and sorcery was booted up
>as it got to my turn, changed the ratio of gender to be only female to be funny (atleast i think i did, i was way to drunk that night)
>as im killing the female npc's im having a blast since its my first time playing, and i became tunnel visioned in a way of this was the only thing i was caring about
>after a few minutes i hear a friend say my name
>as i take off the vr headset to look at him, hes just pointing downwards
>realize i have a raging errection
>sheepishly give the headset to someone else and sit down
somehow im still friends with that friend group, but seeing there faces when i took the headset off was mortifying, really still dont know why it happened either