my stomach has been hurting really bad all day and I've been in the bathroom with diarrhea every 5 minutes for 10+ hours
I was so cold this morning I was shaking violently, it was so bad I felt like I was having a seizure
I've also had a splitting headache for nearly the entire time
what the fuck is wrong with me
did I eat something bad somehow? am I dying?
I'm utterly miserable

>>715491102 (OP)
Expand your Horizons Gibbs

>>715491102 (OP)
kek you gonna die before your dad does? pathethic.

>>715491102 (OP)
Could be a flu of some sort. You'd be surprised at how hard that shit can fuck you up. Polite sage since this isn't vidya but I do at least want you to have peace of mind Anon. Just rest and take it easy.

>>715491102 (OP)
go to the hospital
its pretty easy to die from food poisoning
especially if you end up dehydrated
every time you have diarrhea you lose a bunch of water

>>715491102 (OP)
drink lots of water

>>715491102 (OP)
You should transition :)

>>715491102 (OP)
Sounds like a severe case of food poisoning
Drink a lot of water since your body is going to need it to purge whatever you're dealing with
Eat light stuff (bread, crackers) if you're feeling hungry
If it's not getting better within a day or 2, seek medical attention

>>715491102 (OP)
Why are you venting here about it? Go see a doctor, retard. How are you going to function when your parents die?

>>715491102 (OP)
Dude
if you suddenly die and your mom keeps bonking her head on the floor then who is going to drive your mentally incapable dad to the hospital for his cancer treatment

>>715491102 (OP)
Go to the hospital now nigga you are going to die

>>715491298
It literally just started when I tried to go to sleep, I felt fine then all of a sudden unbearable stomach pain and extreme cold even though my skin was really hot to the touch
I haven't eaten anything all day and I'm still having diarrhea 10+ hours later, I can't do anything without another wave coming on
>>715491315
I have a big thing of water I've been drinking all day
I really drank a lot when I was violently shaking this morning because I thought my muscles were seizing up from being dehydrated
I was shaking hard enough to be scared
I felt like I had no control over my body and even wrapping myself in blankets didn't help much
it's better now but my stomach is still messed up and I still have a weak headache
I just don't know why the hell this is happening, I barely ate anything and it started happening so suddenly
>>715491608
but what the fuck did it? was it that random pieces of pork on the counter I ate? that was like the size of the a potato chip I have no idea why this is happening
>seek medical attention
man this is a really good time to get sick after getting a letter in the mail saying my doctor is leaving and I need to find a new one
god WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME
I'M TIRED OF BEING ON THE FUCKING TOILET FOR HOURS FEELING LIKE A CORPSE

The butt hurt dumbass who creates these objectively shitty off topic threads really needs to get IP range banned permanently!

He has been doing this for many years!

>>715491102 (OP)
I've seen every single one of your threads and I just want you to know that you absolutely deserve every single bad thing that has happened to you. You deserve to be miserable forever.

>>715491830
just let him have this

>>715491102 (OP)
Just let it take you bro, you're clearly meant to die

>>715491810
I don't have a way to get there
Both my parents were at the hospital all day today doing serious shit and both of them are basically incapacitated
even if I tried to drive myself without a license which would be really dangerous I don't feel like I could even make it there without having diarrhea in the car

>>715491102 (OP)
please go to a damn hospital, the recurrent diarrhea could be from a bowel infection

Likely food poisoning
Drink tons of water
A few weeks ago I had straight buttpee out the ass for like 3 or 4 days straight, but it was only a couple of times a day, except for one day when it was much more, so it wasnt too bad overall, but it lasted quite a bit of time. You'll probably get over it soon, but if you start to feel like youre in danger of dying, probably go to the hospital idk lol

>>715491102 (OP)
Sounds like the apple didn't fall far from the tree

This thread looks familiar
https://arch.b4k.dev/v/search/filename/1479700532076.png/
almost as if some attention seeking fag is using /v/ to post his fake blogposts

>>715491867
Based. I've seen cockroaches that are more respectable and useful than OP.

>>715491818
Nigga did you eat raw pork slices

>>715491102 (OP)
ok nigga I'm going to post it once
if you are the same anon that has been shitposting this and not just impersonating him as a meme just know that you are extremely autistic and you should probably seek professional medical help and do picrel asap I know it's cope but it will make you feel better and literally never return here

>>715492026
Hopefully this one commits suicide soon.

>>715491879
Have what?

>>715492036
You're so funny!

>>715491608
when I get out of the bathroom again I'm gonna look for saltines
thank god there's a portable heater in the bathroom that was a godsend when I felt like I was gonna freeze and even right now it feels really nice
I don't know what the fuck was going on in my stomach but it must have been really intensive to make my internal organs that fucking cold

it started right when I was about to sleep too, I felt like a literal zombie it took everything I had to just drag myself to the bathroom and then I felt like I couldn't move at all I was so fatigued

>>715492089
Have the attention you're desperate for. Basically you're starved for it.

>>715491608
when I get out of the bathroom again I'm gonna look for saltines
thank god there's a portable heater in the bathroom that was a godsend when I felt like I was gonna freeze and even right now it feels really nice
I don't know what the fuck was going on in my stomach but it must have been really intensive to make my internal organs that fucking cold

it started right when I was about to sleep too, I felt like a literal zombie it took everything I had to just drag myself to the bathroom and then I felt like I couldn't move at all I was so fatigued
>>715492062
no it wasn't raw you stupid
they were just sitting on the counter for a while beforehand
like most of the afternoon
I have no idea if that's what it was I barely remember what I ate

>>715492082
Hopefully OP shits himself to death.

>>715491818
>I was shaking hard enough to be scared
>I felt like I had no control over my body and even wrapping myself in blankets didn't help much
you probably have a fever
same thing happened to me on the weekend, turns out i got covid

>>715492187
>sitting on the counter for a while beforehand
You have no idea how long, do you? My friend ate spoiled Jamaican Patties before and almost shit himself to death. He was crying because he thought he was gonna die.

>>715491818
>>715492248
Yeah, Covid is the last time I had this happening to me as well. No diarrhea but the shakes and splitting headache and constant joint pain were very real. Extremely uncomfortable overall.

>>715491102 (OP)
get yourself some sports/electrolyte drinks like gatorade. constantly drinking water just to keep hydrated only to shit it out in a few minutes can mess up your electrolyte balance and cause cramps on the least stretched parts of your body. my morning exercises and my job dont involve my core muscles so when i also had watery shits every 10 mins after getting food poisoning i started getting cramps all over my lower abdomen for just the slightest movements (like shivering) and had a hard time getting to the hospital because of it. seriously just get yourself to the hospital before that happens

>>715492187
You do know food can go bad when left out of the fridge, right? Especially meat. You fucked up, bro.

>>715492305
I'm pretty sure it was just the length of that afternoon
god why does my stomach still hurt now I feel like I'm gonna throw up

>>715492413
my dad cooks food way earlier in the day than I get up
I don't know how it could have gone bad just sitting around for an afternoon on the counter after it was cooked
I don't know what else could have done it though

>>715492452
Why are you seeking attention here instead of doing something about it?

>>715492584
because my mother had surgery today and my dad has pain so bad he's crying on the couch
I don't have anyone else to comfort me

>>715492452
Can you go away now? This isn't our problem.

>>715491102 (OP)
take some paracetamol, drink tons of water and eat water biscuits with salt. Even if you don't feel thirsty, keep drinking water.
Are you on withdrawl for something?

>>715492664
Not our problem. Leave.

>>715492696
no, it literally just happened when I tried to sleep
the pain is below my belly button but above my groin, it's been hurting in the same place all day so whatever is going on it's localized seemingly
besides my nearly all day headache

this nigga gon die LOL

Sounds like when I had salmonella infection. Cold sweats, fever, nausea and unable to sleep for more than 30 minutes without waking up and shitting myself.
I went through 4 pairs of boxers ever day. I started shoving toilet paper up my ass to give me a few extra seconds to rush to the bathroom when waking up.
Your situation actually sounds worse and I think you seriously need to seek medical attention.

In the meantime, follow other anons' advice and drink a lot of water. When you have diarrhea, you will get dehydrated, which will make your headaches worse.

>>715492795
You problably have apendicitis or urinary infection, anyways id seek medical attention.

>>715492159
But he's actually just samefagging to make it look like people care about what he says!

>>715492848
it's better now than it was this morning
I'm still just living in the bathroom and my stomach is murdering me
I keep getting waves where I feel like I'm gonna hurl but I've been able to keep calm and it passes eventually
this is so fucked up I haven't felt this physically miserable in a long time

>>715492664
Sorry to hear that.

>>715492795
>pain is below my belly button but above my groin
you looked up the symptoms of appendicitis just to attention whore here didnt you you damn dirty attention slut anon