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Anonymous
7/15/2025, 6:57:48 AM No.715503004
master_chief___isaac_clarke___john_shepard_by_maxito25-d6u5n33-608216987
These three in a death match, who wins?
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Anonymous
7/15/2025, 6:59:09 AM No.715503085
>>715503004 (OP)
femshep
Anonymous
7/15/2025, 7:00:16 AM No.715503150
shepard has the biggest kill count i think
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Anonymous
7/15/2025, 7:01:17 AM No.715503205
>>715503150
Batarians don't count as people, so the 300k from the relay don't count for his kill count.
Anonymous
7/15/2025, 7:01:50 AM No.715503238
>>715503150
KILLING WHAT?
Anonymous
7/15/2025, 7:04:01 AM No.715503357
druk
druk
md5: 5320a9f05e68851e8b13ddabe83e8312🔍
isaac is just a man
shep got space magic
chief is an actual super soldier

my money is on chief but shepherd might pull some bullshit
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Anonymous
7/15/2025, 7:05:27 AM No.715503432
>>715503150
i guess, but blowing up a mass relay to kill 6 million batarian jewniggers (and they deserve to have it happen at least three more times) is kind of unsporting compared to direct, interpersonal violence via guns and melee
Anonymous
7/15/2025, 7:06:51 AM No.715503494
>>715503004 (OP)
It's a shame they never made a Mass Effect after 1, a Halo after 3, and a Dead Space after 2.
Anonymous
7/15/2025, 7:07:20 AM No.715503520
>>715503004 (OP)
Clarke seems like the weak link his superpower is being really smart and really pissed off.
He's Flash Gordon in Alien
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TAY7zX6kL6Y
Anonymous
7/15/2025, 7:08:27 AM No.715503561
20230819_151729
20230819_151729
md5: d1d215b9e42e6785dfe86d7aa8527025🔍
>>715503357
Chief also has space magic: luck.
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Anonymous
7/15/2025, 7:10:51 AM No.715503672
>>715503561
Luck is just the canonical explanation of the players presence via the same sctizo lore links as Marathon.
Anonymous
7/15/2025, 7:21:56 AM No.715504162
>>715503004 (OP)
>messiah-like supersoldier gigachad with a waifu ai built in to his suit
>schizophrenic nerd in a glorified spacesuit
>guy I don't know because I never played that gay ass rpg shit
Chief all day any day.