What the hell is wrong with Steamies? - /v/ (#715507880) [Archived: 352 hours ago]

Anonymous
7/15/2025, 8:37:05 AM No.715507880
crash nsane 4
crash nsane 4
md5: 9d0acd55f2037945e82f6aacce602acb๐Ÿ”
>All Crash games are sub 20%

We need to put a stop to all game purchases on Steam until we figure out what the hell is going on.

WHY DON'T THEY PLAY THE GAMES THEY BUY!? YOU CAN'T DO THIS.
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Anonymous
7/15/2025, 8:39:24 AM No.715507993
>>715507880 (OP)
That means 45% of players beat at least one Crash game on average. That's not bad at all, especially given that these are brutally hard games and most of the playerbase is casuals that just bought it because it was on sale.
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Anonymous
7/15/2025, 8:40:14 AM No.715508028
What does the N stand for?
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Anonymous
7/15/2025, 8:40:15 AM No.715508030
>>715507880 (OP)
you're indian
Anonymous
7/15/2025, 8:42:05 AM No.715508109
>>715507880 (OP)
>game was recently like $3
>people, including me, bought it for various reasons and don't grind it immediately

Whoa. Wow. It's almost like steam sales are good
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Anonymous
7/15/2025, 8:42:25 AM No.715508125
Does it count people who haven't even installed it? Feel like it shouldn't.
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Anonymous
7/15/2025, 8:43:56 AM No.715508186
>>715507880 (OP)
I loved playing crash when i was kid. Then i stopped playing games like this altogether. Bought this on ateam and not gonna lie game is hard for me. I got filtered and are struggling to do secondary objectives for gems. Im a shitter
Anonymous
7/15/2025, 8:44:00 AM No.715508189
>>715507993
How do you know there are people who pick and choose which game to beat from the bundled trilogy purchase and not 1 person beating them all??
Anonymous
7/15/2025, 8:44:50 AM No.715508229
>>715507993
No kidding. I am dying way more than I did playing Souls Slop for the first time.

I was a dumb nintendokiddie in the 90s so I never got to play Crash.
Anonymous
7/15/2025, 8:46:33 AM No.715508304
>>715507880 (OP)
>Crash now on STEAM!!!!!!!!!
>TAKE THAT MARIO!!!!
>play a few levels
>realise it's like subway riders
>uninstall
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Anonymous
7/15/2025, 8:48:51 AM No.715508404
honkler nice
honkler nice
md5: 5bb8b8618896685ac46d799b20982a01๐Ÿ”
>>715508028
N e o
Anonymous
7/15/2025, 8:49:34 AM No.715508425
>>715508028
Nubile Young Daughter Haver
Anonymous
7/15/2025, 8:50:00 AM No.715508440
>>715507993
Crash 2 and 3 are easy tho
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Anonymous
7/15/2025, 8:50:38 AM No.715508463
>>715508440
Crash 1 in the remake still has terrible controls that were never fixed so it probably scared off players.
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Anonymous
7/15/2025, 8:51:52 AM No.715508508
>>715508440
The jetski levels in 3 are a pain but for the wrong reasons.
Anonymous
7/15/2025, 8:53:29 AM No.715508571
This is the case for every game ever.

I bought the trilogy for ยฃ3 on the last sale and have played like the first 5 levels of Crash 1. I'll play more. Some people just try stuff and aren't into it or will get to it later.
Anonymous
7/15/2025, 8:54:30 AM No.715508617
>>715507993
That's not how percentages work.
Anonymous
7/15/2025, 8:54:50 AM No.715508630
>>715508304
holy shit you're retarded
Anonymous
7/15/2025, 8:56:43 AM No.715508697
>>715507880 (OP)
Some of the levels are actually rather challenging since it's an older game design.
Then you've got the fact that the game mainly appeals to young kids and nostalgic oldfags. The young kids lack the skill to complete it, and the oldfags lack the time/energy after work and other responsibilities.
Anonymous
7/15/2025, 8:58:36 AM No.715508781
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md5: ef30990779a00535b6c3049c3add52d1๐Ÿ”
>>715508463
I think it's the camera angle. It makes it easy for even veterana to misjudge jumps.
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Anonymous
7/15/2025, 9:00:16 AM No.715508841
>>715508781
Not sure about, because Crash 2 and 3 didn't feel awkward or weird whereas 1 was shit to play depending on the level, especially Stormy Ascent which was just brutal and nearly drained my 99 lives
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Anonymous
7/15/2025, 9:01:37 AM No.715508907
>>715508109
This
Anonymous
7/15/2025, 9:04:32 AM No.715509020
>>715508841
>Stormy Ascent
I did surprisingly well on that one, expected it to be harder whereas the sky level took me way more tries than I ever did on the original ps1 game.
Anonymous
7/15/2025, 9:07:53 AM No.715509141
>>715508125
It only counts if you boot the game
Anonymous
7/15/2025, 9:16:33 AM No.715509473
I got the Spyro trilogy and I had my fill from the first game. I was able to collect enough so I could skip a world or two and get to the final boss and beat it.
>What about the extra levels from collecting eve-
Not interested.
Anonymous
7/15/2025, 9:43:41 AM No.715510496
Steamdrones only buy, never play. You can just put something on sale and they'll buy it because of artificially induced FOMO. There's not even scarcity at play here lol.They are the perfect consumers.

You know those people rushing into stores on Black Friday? That's steamdrones every other week.
Anonymous
7/15/2025, 9:54:02 AM No.715510910
Crash Nitro-Fueled for PC when?
Anonymous
7/15/2025, 10:01:35 AM No.715511183
>>715508304
this, i got memed into buying it by snoys, the game's awful so i dropped it after like 1h
>memorize shitty autorun levels with a dogshit camera and cringe presentation for kids
it's rather play temple run
Anonymous
7/15/2025, 10:08:47 AM No.715511490
steam trannies want games to be $2 each so they can buy twenty at once during a sale and then never play any of them
Anonymous
7/15/2025, 10:14:59 AM No.715511758
>>715507993
Retard
Anonymous
7/15/2025, 10:24:33 AM No.715512193
Have the trilogy for a long time and decided after multiple attempts over the years to just ignore the unlockables. Can now enjoy the game.
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Anonymous
7/15/2025, 10:25:50 AM No.715512249
>>715512193
The gems suck to do and are reserved for the oldfags that can do it by muscle memory
Anonymous
7/15/2025, 10:37:44 AM No.715512775
>>715507993
What.
They could overlap you dumb fuck
Anonymous
7/15/2025, 10:38:44 AM No.715512817
>>715507880 (OP)
>Oh I remember crash!
>buys the game
>plays it a bit
>okay then
>moves on
Or
>crash is 5,- on sale!
>heard good things
>played it a bit
>oh.
Anonymous
7/15/2025, 10:44:11 AM No.715513037
>>715508781
It's his collision box, it's still fucked
Anonymous
7/15/2025, 10:48:18 AM No.715513218
1751266876559329
1751266876559329
md5: aae0dc16f424dc7311786df0f9a5d0f3๐Ÿ”
>>715507880 (OP)
off yourself op
Anonymous
7/15/2025, 10:52:25 AM No.715513396
I thought I would like the trilogy.

I played through Crash 1 for a bit, tried 2 (which was the very first console game I owned) and I determined it felt like shit (and I hate how Crash looks in N.Sane), so I didn't play it anymore.

That being said, I replayed Crash 3 on emulation last month and had an absolute blast.
Anonymous
7/15/2025, 10:58:18 AM No.715513657
>cheevo contrarian back at it again!
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Anonymous
7/15/2025, 10:59:20 AM No.715513696
>>715513657
>the cheetoh armchairian still can't prove me wrong
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Anonymous
7/15/2025, 11:04:25 AM No.715513919
5575tx-3632435538
5575tx-3632435538
md5: 96a80e3070e5085455caa9339996dfb4๐Ÿ”
>>715513696
>making multiple threads to try to bait (you)s and never actually say anything
>reposting the same threads day in and day out for years and years
LMAO how is your blood dragon thread going, faggot?
>>715512175
Anonymous
7/15/2025, 11:06:54 AM No.715514039
>>715508109
>game was $3 for two weeks
>I start getting youtube recommendations about it immediately after the sale ends

Th-thanks for the heads up ;_;
Anonymous
7/15/2025, 11:11:43 AM No.715514248
>>715508109
Games you never launched are not counted into achievement %. You need to launch the game once as those stats dont go about appid license ownership but people gotta launch the game.
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Anonymous
7/15/2025, 11:18:28 AM No.715514472
1702978059132878
1702978059132878
md5: 07fb56378c66b780921476b412711e70๐Ÿ”
>>715507993
>brutally hard games
Anonymous
7/15/2025, 11:52:39 AM No.715515904
Completion % sucks for any game, especially for "Finish the game" achievements. I wish Simpsons Game was on there because the "Start the Game" achievement would somehow end up on 95% of players have done this or some shit.

For Crash Trilogy, it's worse looking at the easy early game shit
>Only 73% of players entered a Bonus Round in Crash 1. Somehow, 27% of players miss it.
>61% defeated the first boss Papu-Papu. Nearly 40% of players can't navigate the first level and jump a few times to dodge an easy attack
>People don't even try in 2 and 3 if they haven't beat 1. Only 34% entered a Bonus Round in Crash 2, 32% in Crash 3
>25% beat Crash 2's first boss
>23% beat Crash 3's first boss
Anonymous
7/15/2025, 12:01:00 PM No.715516225
>>715507993
What a stupid post.
Anonymous
7/15/2025, 12:12:28 PM No.715516717
It really make you appreciate Sonic Adventure 1 & 2 more.
Anonymous
7/15/2025, 12:39:38 PM No.715518151
>>715514248
You don't launch your steam sale games even once after buying?
Anonymous
7/15/2025, 1:02:12 PM No.715519434
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1723562958706132
md5: 24b2c3fafd35dd3821deefbe7b2dbacc๐Ÿ”
>>715507880 (OP)
I'm a Jak Chad
Anonymous
7/15/2025, 1:29:13 PM No.715520783
>>715507880 (OP)
at what percentage acquired does an achievement make you feel as the superior gamer?
Anonymous
7/15/2025, 1:30:15 PM No.715520836
>>715507880 (OP)
>tfw have crash n sane trilogy
>tfw haven't beaten the games yet
Anonymous
7/15/2025, 1:45:24 PM No.715521567
>>715507880 (OP)
Stop getting all up in my business bitch
Anonymous
7/15/2025, 1:50:32 PM No.715521852
>>715507880 (OP)
dont look at me, i beat all 3, not 100% tho'
Anonymous
7/15/2025, 1:52:13 PM No.715521952
literally all you need is steam achievement manager lol
Anonymous
7/15/2025, 1:53:45 PM No.715522019
>>715507880 (OP)
played it for like an hour. simply not fun, sorry OP.
at least I got some steam points
Anonymous
7/15/2025, 1:54:21 PM No.715522049
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md5: 37fde030279217b7c3569288309f0e56๐Ÿ”
>>715507880 (OP)
It's not much better on PSN. Normalfags don't beat videogames.
For how acclaimed BoTW is you'd be surprised how many normalfags haven't actually beaten it.
Anonymous
7/15/2025, 1:58:44 PM No.715522282
>>715507880 (OP)
Crash is interesting because itโ€™s a trilogy a lot of people have (or claim to have) nostalgia for, and replaying it with the new additions shocks people with how challenging it can be
Especially because heโ€™s often paired with Spyro which has always been brain dead easy by comparison, but people like to pretend that Crash games were also the same difficulty level