Thread 715512504

>>715512504 (OP)
How does one acquire this level of confidence?

>>715512619
lobotomize yourself

>>715512619
Just be what the Japanese think your people are

>>715512504 (OP)
Ori and the Will of the Wisps. He's going to love it.

>>715512504 (OP)
How the fuck does anyone wear jeans and a belt on a regular basis?
They're so uncomfortable

WHOA MOMMA

papers,

>>715512504 (OP)
Isn't it strange how Johnny was supposed to be a parody of macho men, but everyone just thought he was cool.

>>715513462
Heh

>>715513268
>wear jeans and belt for a whole day
>come home
>unleash 8 hours' worth of stuck up gas out of my ass in an instant
they tax my butthole, but they're comfortable.

>>715512504 (OP)
me walking into the school book fair with 20 bucks

>>715513498
Because he was meant to be funny. The most womanizing thing he does is try to pick up women with shitty pick up lines then gets picked up like a bag of feathers and tossed around.
He's literally a macho man getting beat up by women. Also he's a mommas boy so it's funny.

>>715513498
isn't it strange how the grand majority of cartoons shoehorned their muscular men fetish into media meant for children and no one batted an eye

>>715513007
Cringe Twitter meme kys.
I hope every Twitter faggot burn in hell

>>715513268
Try not being fat.

>>715513498
Johnny IS cool. He's a momma's boy narcissist with a heart of gold. You think he's gonna be some douche chad-like and he's actually really nice, showcased by how he treats Suzy, Carl and his mother.
With the bonus that 99% of women reject him and almost 99% of the anthro girls are absolutely enamored with him.

The entire premise is just hilarious on top of being an actually good cartoon series. Johnny's just a cool, nice dude.

>>715513268
I wear jeans and a belt every day, but I don't make the belt too tight. You move around a lot and no matter what they're going to slide down and the belt is to keep them from sliding down too far and give you something to grab onto when you need to adjust them into a more comfortable position because you don't want them in any position for too long.

>>715514461
I never wear underwear though, it would turn my dick into sandpaper

>>715512504 (OP)
Skyrim

>>715514063
>>715513498
He's meant to be a loveable idiot

>>715514686
Don't you rely to me! You think I, CHRONOS, MASTER OF ALL TIME, can't make a character dissertation on a 2 dimensional chauvinist?!

>>715514535
Bro what's wrong with your dick that underwear turns it into sandpaper?

>>715514939
can confirm, wearing underwear tore through a few of my pants recently. damage was located in the crotch area, my dick became sandpaper and damaged my bottomwear badly.
do not wear undies

>>715513007
>black people were incapable of being funny and silly until japanese people
why are weebs like this?

>>715514939
no I mean jeans would do that wearing them without underwear
I hate underwear, it's so uncomfortable

>>715514867
I'm gonna kick your ass

>>715512504 (OP)
I thought black people can only grow afros

>>715513268
get pants that actually fit for once

>>715512504 (OP)
Palworld

hey there pretty momma, don't check your mail because your package is right here *HHUA*

>>715512619
Have no sense of dignity or shame, like most blacks

>>715512619
>How does one acquire this level of confidence?
By being tall and buff.

>>715512504 (OP)
I look like this, dress like this, walk like this and play Classicvanias

>>715512504 (OP)
Kenshi, Thanks

>>715516000
>and play *spoiler*
I absolutely believe it anon.

>>715513268
I switched to suspenders and never looked back.

>>715514867
>Don't you rely to me! You think I, CHRONOS, MASTER OF ALL TIME, can't make a character dissertation on a 2 dimensional chauvinist?!
holy based

>>715516297
Suspenders are absolutely superior but belts can look cool at times

>>715512504 (OP)
HU HA HOO

>>715512504 (OP)
elite beat agents

>>715512504 (OP)
Mirror's edge.

Aladdin for the SNES.

>>715512504 (OP)
You can just tell how absolutely based this guy is. A total, irrefutable bro.

A proper Johnny Bravo vidya game when? I mean a PROPER one.

>>715518182
Does Cartoon Network even have 1/10th of the amount of soul in this webm these days?

>>715512504 (OP)
NBA2026

>>715512504 (OP)
Terrific

>>715512619
Believe in yourself

>>715512504 (OP)
Papers

>>715512619
Grow up in the right time period while also learning from your mistakes, lifting yourself and others around you up, maybe hitting the gym a bit, if not making one up in your home.
Having an nigh-undefeatable good personality is probably a must, too. Charisma and charm go a long way.

>>715513498
Go watch an episode right now

>>715515959
>implying whites have shame or dignity when they go out dressed like this

>>715521158
Don't let him rattle you he just says edgy things because he needs a person lowe on the totem pole by default so he can feel better about being a loser despite le.white superiority he's probably also Latinx and if so an even bigger inferiority complex

>>715512619
hitting the gym helps, or just anything else that gives you a sense of accomplishment

thats the basis of self-confidence in my experience, accomplishments

im so much more confident today than i was ages ago, after all the battles ive survived

>>715513268
what do you mean? i dont find em uncomfortable at all

One copy of Armored Core 6 please.

>>715521407
I apologise for falling for such basic provocations.

>>715513498
He isn't actually a macho man, he's a preening pretty boy manchild, which is the whole point. Women actually do like macho men, they DON'T like guys like Johnny (other than for one night stands but the cartoon can't show that)

>>715512504 (OP)
This guy unironically does a good Johnny Bravo impression.

>>715521740
Keep surviving & thriving, buddy. We're going to make it.