[Sad News] Nintendo provides new E-Shop Guidelines - /v/ (#715513643) [Archived: 373 hours ago]

Anonymous
7/15/2025, 10:58:02 AM No.715513643
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>https://sea.ign.com/nintendo-switch-2-unofficial-name/230270/news/nintendo-rolls-out-new-eshop-publishing-guidelines-for-switch-2-in-asia-seemingly-to-curb-spam-games
>Many of the new guidelines discuss “sensitive content,” and include specific rules for what qualifies as sensitive content in the first place. Listed criteria that “would be considered damaging to the Nintendo brand” include sexualization of children, overly sexual content, discrimination and hate, exploitation of social issues (“Content that clearly exploits a topical and controversial social issue, tragedy, or catastrophic event”), instructing criminal activity, and political statements (“Content that overtly supports or criticizes real-life countries, organizations, or ideologies”). Nintendo states in the guidelines that it reserves the right not to distribute a game, but claims it offers the guidelines to help developers understand its reasoning in certain situations. “We encourage you to take this information into consideration when developing content for potential release on our platforms and before submitting such content to Nintendo,” the guidelines state. It also disclaims that the guidelines are not an exhaustive list, and that sometimes “determinations may be made on a regional basis.”

Here's why games are getting screwed over.
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Anonymous
7/15/2025, 10:58:42 AM No.715513669
tendies will buy it anyway
Anonymous
7/15/2025, 11:01:33 AM No.715513791
no GTA for tendie scum kek
Anonymous
7/15/2025, 11:05:13 AM No.715513956
Well they need to do something about trash shovelware with AI generated girls clogging the shop
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Anonymous
7/15/2025, 11:05:30 AM No.715513968
>>715513643 (OP)
>and political statements (“Content that overtly supports or criticizes real-life countries, organizations, or ideologies”)
but I thought everything was political? will nintendo be nazis that doesn't allow wolfenstein on their platform?
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Anonymous
7/15/2025, 11:05:56 AM No.715513985
Is this the new Nintendo Switch 2 schizo thread? Sorry I'm late, the last one 404'd.
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Anonymous
7/15/2025, 11:06:56 AM No.715514043
>>715513968
there is nothing safer and more mainstream and politically correct than killing nazis.
Anonymous
7/15/2025, 11:07:39 AM No.715514073
>>715513643 (OP)
>would be considered damaging to the Nintendo brand

And what IS the Nintendo brand?
Anonymous
7/15/2025, 11:08:06 AM No.715514086
>>715513643 (OP)
I thought it said "E-Slop" for a second.
Anonymous
7/15/2025, 11:09:26 AM No.715514137
>>715513956
What do you mean, you don't want your [Something] Hentai games?
Anonymous
7/15/2025, 11:09:32 AM No.715514147
I feel like nobody has actually looked at these guidelines. This feels like Nintendo wanting to go back to the 90s.
Basically, Nintendo doesn't want games on the Switch that are overtly political, which is an attitude that they had back in the 90s, which is why all real-world politics were censored on the SNES and N64. This is some Haye's Code-style stuff (one of the things about the Haye's Code is that portraying Nazis as monsters was banned because it was denigrating a real-life political group, which is why holocaust films were considered taboo under the Code).
They don't want games that "instruct criminal activity" which reminds me of how in Japan they have to censor portrayals of lockpicking because lockpicking is illegal, therefore you can't show people how it works. Under these guidelines, Nintendo would likely block GTA Chinatown Wars for having a hot-wiring minigaming.
These guidelines were rolled out last month when the Switch 2 released, and I think people are distracted from that. Developers will have to make a choice between releasing on Switch in a censored, "no political statements, nothing controversial" form, or skipping the platform altogether. The only reason Nintendo loosened their guidelines was that the N64 lost the console war so badly. But now they're in a cushy position, so they feel empowered to try to push Nintendo as a game platforming into a more kid-friendly position. Nintendo are not super concerned with third party developers, and this reinforces that.
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Anonymous
7/15/2025, 11:10:31 AM No.715514183
>>715513643 (OP)
>sea.ign.com
hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm.......
Anonymous
7/15/2025, 11:10:41 AM No.715514192
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>NOOOO NOT MY PEDO GAMES AND TRUMP KILLING SIMULATORS
>NINTENDO NEEDS TO STOP OPPRESSING THE TRANS COMMUNITY
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Anonymous
7/15/2025, 11:10:59 AM No.715514213
>>715514147
Nintendo was never concerned about 3rd party developers.
Anonymous
7/15/2025, 11:13:39 AM No.715514312
>>715513643 (OP)
>>715514147
NOT MY HECKIN POLITICAL GAMES, I NEED DIVERSE POLITICAL STATEMENTS TO PLAY VIDYA, I CANT PLAY VIDYA WITHOUT OVERT MARXISM.
Anonymous
7/15/2025, 11:18:18 AM No.715514463
>>715513643 (OP)
thank fuck for that.
I tried scrolling through the eshop once and it was full of AI slop puzzle and coomer games.
unbelievable there was already zero quality control
Anonymous
7/15/2025, 11:19:56 AM No.715514530
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>>715514192
Jesus what a fucking cursed webm to start my day. Thanks anon
Anonymous
7/15/2025, 11:21:57 AM No.715514595
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>>715513985
It the censorship, rainfallfag again.
Btw here a game will be release on switch this month.
Also this is like month old news already
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Anonymous
7/15/2025, 11:32:19 AM No.715515008
>>715514595
This will be my only post in this thread on this since I already said my piece in the last one. This schizo shilling IGN of all sites probably says the same thing about Valve despite it just being a single tranny taking Valve's policies to literal and tends to be rare anyway. Only shitty companies that go full censorship are Sony and Microsoft.