Thread 715515724 - /v/ [Archived: 269 hours ago]

Anonymous
7/15/2025, 11:48:23 AM No.715515724
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md5: 81603403e31b10d39170654011f50491๐Ÿ”
Where were you when Nintendo won another generation?
Replies: >>715515812 >>715515885 >>715515886 >>715516047 >>715516119 >>715516252 >>715516382 >>715516487 >>715516775 >>715516881 >>715518768 >>715520343 >>715520463
Anonymous
7/15/2025, 11:49:30 AM No.715515781
No.....NOOOOOOOO!
Anonymous
7/15/2025, 11:50:00 AM No.715515802
Nintendo bonus doesn't count
Replies: >>715516432 >>715516435
Anonymous
7/15/2025, 11:50:13 AM No.715515812
>>715515724 (OP)
If sales = quality
then GOTY awards = best games and nintendo won't be getting any.
Anonymous
7/15/2025, 11:50:14 AM No.715515813
isn't the review embargo Wednesday?
Replies: >>715516354
Anonymous
7/15/2025, 11:50:23 AM No.715515825
OOOH BANANA
Anonymous
7/15/2025, 11:50:39 AM No.715515837
WAHOOOOO BING BING WEEEEEEE
Anonymous
7/15/2025, 11:50:55 AM No.715515843
niggy the reviews arent up yet
I predict 89 personally
Replies: >>715516038
Anonymous
7/15/2025, 11:52:07 AM No.715515885
>>715515724 (OP)
>3 points lower than OOT
yeah, no. no one actually thinks that and no one will remember this game even exists in 5 years
Replies: >>715516432 >>715516617
Anonymous
7/15/2025, 11:52:08 AM No.715515886
>>715515724 (OP)
Someone post the Starfield/Veilguard GOTY collection
Anonymous
7/15/2025, 11:54:42 AM No.715515983
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md5: 3d785edbb35ac62d89c99a08a17ecacd๐Ÿ”
"A groundbreaking masterpiece" ~ IGN
Replies: >>715516064 >>715516142
Anonymous
7/15/2025, 11:56:10 AM No.715516038
>>715515843
Mario odyssey was 97, it's possible for it to reach 90s.
Anonymous
7/15/2025, 11:56:25 AM No.715516047
>>715515724 (OP)
>only 6/100 without the nintendo bonus
it's bananover
Anonymous
7/15/2025, 11:56:58 AM No.715516064
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md5: e6f8ddf917444283e5b227d0289d1b59๐Ÿ”
>>715515983
"Prospects of GOTY, but falls just short of striking gold. 7/10"
Anonymous
7/15/2025, 11:57:32 AM No.715516084
WHERE IS THAT FUCKING SWITCH 2 EMULATOR REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
Replies: >>715516217 >>715516506
Anonymous
7/15/2025, 11:58:22 AM No.715516110
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md5: 1a66e78ed8b7da2731484db6bdcfd807๐Ÿ”
It's not real by the way.
Anonymous
7/15/2025, 11:58:32 AM No.715516119
>>715515724 (OP)
I don't play mascotshit.
Anonymous
7/15/2025, 11:59:03 AM No.715516142
>>715515983
"Donkey Kong Bananza is good game, but its ambitious design often crumbles at its lack of diversity and inclusivity"
Anonymous
7/15/2025, 12:00:33 PM No.715516201
Nintendo 10 years ago
>Make a bunch of good games to start a new console
Nintento now
>Make 1 game for a console but it's mega kino

They are losing so much money with this model
Anonymous
7/15/2025, 12:00:48 PM No.715516217
>>715516084
It's not going to happen for years
Anonymous
7/15/2025, 12:01:41 PM No.715516252
>>715515724 (OP)
>90$
hack can't come fast enough for this dead console
Replies: >>715516398 >>715516432
Anonymous
7/15/2025, 12:03:49 PM No.715516354
>>715515813
damn....... tendies posting something blatantlly false to make their corpodaddy look good?????
shocking.....
Replies: >>715516432 >>715516797
Anonymous
7/15/2025, 12:04:24 PM No.715516382
>>715515724 (OP)
By the devs of Odyssey? No doubt it's excellent. I shall play as soon as it's emulated.
Anonymous
7/15/2025, 12:04:48 PM No.715516398
>>715516252
It's $70 ...
Anonymous
7/15/2025, 12:05:39 PM No.715516432
>>715515802
severe cope
>>715515885
cope
>>715516252
seethe
>>715516354
cringe
Anonymous
7/15/2025, 12:05:44 PM No.715516435
>>715515802
>Nintendo bonus isnโ€™t real
ftfy
Anonymous
7/15/2025, 12:07:07 PM No.715516487
>>715515724 (OP)
Only 86 (adjusted for Nintendo bonus)?
Replies: >>715516568
Anonymous
7/15/2025, 12:07:37 PM No.715516506
>>715516084
in 2028 at the earliest
Anonymous
7/15/2025, 12:09:14 PM No.715516568
>>715516487
the nintendo bonus doesnt really exist if we are being objective, nintendo are infamous for treating journos like shit and barely give them any shit pre-release.
Replies: >>715518216 >>715519526
Anonymous
7/15/2025, 12:10:22 PM No.715516617
>>715515885
5 years?
No one remembers this game will exist at some point
Replies: >>715516765
Anonymous
7/15/2025, 12:12:36 PM No.715516725
At least wait for the usual time review drops to post fake shit
Anonymous
7/15/2025, 12:13:37 PM No.715516765
>>715516617
ESL-kun, you need to work on your English some more
Anonymous
7/15/2025, 12:14:01 PM No.715516775
>>715515724 (OP)
Wake me up when they release something worth playing instead of just bing bing wahoo #5478.
Replies: >>715516804
Anonymous
7/15/2025, 12:14:26 PM No.715516797
>>715516354
Snoys are at least thrice the cult tendies are. For one thing, Nintendo has had multiple failures resultant of their supposed โ€œcultโ€ not buying their shit. In contrast, sony has never had a flop and even the nogamesmachine5 has been an overwhelming success thanks to their actual cult. Hope that clears it up, I know you donโ€™t want to make inaccurate posts. It brings shame to Poland.
Replies: >>715517051
Anonymous
7/15/2025, 12:14:30 PM No.715516804
>>715516775
Define "bing bing wahoo".
Replies: >>715516913
Anonymous
7/15/2025, 12:14:55 PM No.715516821
>thread about the leaks get autosaged
>thread with flamewars and macaco monkey seething stays up
I'm nooooticing
Anonymous
7/15/2025, 12:16:02 PM No.715516881
>>715515724 (OP)
NOOOOOOOOOOOO
Anonymous
7/15/2025, 12:16:39 PM No.715516913
>>715516804
Platforming game featuring a well known Nintendo IP.
Replies: >>715517061
Anonymous
7/15/2025, 12:19:38 PM No.715517051
>>715516797
>Tendies are thrice the cultists snoytroons were
fixed
Anonymous
7/15/2025, 12:19:49 PM No.715517061
>>715516913
That's it? There's like 2 or 3 per generation.
Replies: >>715517089
Anonymous
7/15/2025, 12:20:28 PM No.715517089
>>715517061
Good, then you should be able to wake me up son.
Replies: >>715517497
Anonymous
7/15/2025, 12:28:04 PM No.715517497
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>>715517089
>I hate video games!!!
Anonymous
7/15/2025, 12:40:33 PM No.715518216
>>715516568
Nintendo hates journalists, doesn't give them special treatment, blacklists them at the drop of a hat (which means many of them don't get invited to press events or get free advance copies of games), doesn't ever put DEI shit in their games or respond to questions about why their games aren't more diverse. If anything Nintendo games get a penalty and should be considered +10 higher than the journalist score.
Replies: >>715518547 >>715519526
Anonymous
7/15/2025, 12:46:22 PM No.715518547
>>715518216
>If anything Nintendo games get a penalty and should be considered +10 higher than the journalist score.
Lol is the shit im reading on this site real? Are the people on here just not human? Have you never heard of losers still worshipping women who treat them poorly? Or retards still obsessed with celebrities that will diss losers by association of whatever group they're in.

In the modern day people are not human. Just consumers who's entire identity is formulated around whatever they consumed during a formulative time of their life.
Replies: >>715518636
Anonymous
7/15/2025, 12:48:11 PM No.715518636
>>715518547
but enough about yourself
Anonymous
7/15/2025, 12:50:40 PM No.715518768
>>715515724 (OP)
>$70 game that is 4 hours long to reach the end with K. Rool as confirmed by the Chinese leaker.

Nope.
Replies: >>715520056
Anonymous
7/15/2025, 12:55:26 PM No.715519039
Is this the leak thread?
Anonymous
7/15/2025, 1:03:54 PM No.715519526
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>>715516568
>>715518216
Nintendo hates journos because journos hate Nintendo.
Directs exists because journos were spreading lies
Anonymous
7/15/2025, 1:14:39 PM No.715520056
>>715518768
>4 hours long
Source?
Replies: >>715520171
Anonymous
7/15/2025, 1:16:54 PM No.715520171
>>715520056
His ass.
Anonymous
7/15/2025, 1:20:21 PM No.715520343
>>715515724 (OP)
Now subtract 20 tendie bonus
Kek only 76 shit game
Replies: >>715520482
Anonymous
7/15/2025, 1:23:02 PM No.715520463
>>715515724 (OP)
E33 mogs this shit
Anonymous
7/15/2025, 1:23:21 PM No.715520482
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>>715520343
The tendie bonus gets evened out after the "no DEI" penalty.