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Anonymous
7/15/2025, 2:23:35 PM No.715523541
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>relic "remasters" the cutscene for the dawn of war remaster
>removes the iconic scream from the cutscene

they fucked up the remaster already
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Anonymous
7/15/2025, 2:25:11 PM No.715523620
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I CLAIM THIS THREAD FOR THE ELDAR
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Anonymous
7/15/2025, 2:25:50 PM No.715523651
>>715523541 (OP)
Fucking morons
Anonymous
7/15/2025, 2:27:16 PM No.715523729
They need to fix the AIslop intro and remove the unnecessary audio.
Anonymous
7/15/2025, 2:28:18 PM No.715523796
>>715523541 (OP)
They said that they will fix it due to feedback.
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Anonymous
7/15/2025, 2:28:35 PM No.715523812
our enemies hide in metal bawkses
Anonymous
7/15/2025, 2:28:36 PM No.715523813
>>715523541 (OP)
yeah the audio fucking sucked in that trailer
Anonymous
7/15/2025, 2:30:08 PM No.715523913
>>715523541 (OP)
Apparently they're bringing it back
Anonymous
7/15/2025, 2:30:17 PM No.715523924
Crazy how many remasters only really need a widescreen hack and a quick run of bugfixes+compatibility stuff to please people and then they shit all over the place and fuck it up.
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Anonymous
7/15/2025, 2:31:35 PM No.715523982
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>>715523796
I dont expect the fixed version to be in the game itself, but you can just mod it in
Anonymous
7/15/2025, 2:33:29 PM No.715524074
It could be for IP reasons. I remember playing an older MMO Archlord where they literally ripped audio from The Lord of The Rings film for the trailer (00:39). They later had to remove the trailer due to copyright.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yPKKFgGBKXA
Anonymous
7/15/2025, 2:35:45 PM No.715524207
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>>715523541 (OP)
SCREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!
Anonymous
7/15/2025, 2:38:19 PM No.715524346
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>>715523796
>fixing something that was already perfect from the start
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Anonymous
7/15/2025, 2:38:39 PM No.715524369
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>>715523541 (OP)
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
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Anonymous
7/15/2025, 2:41:16 PM No.715524529
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>>715523620
"no"
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Anonymous
7/15/2025, 2:44:25 PM No.715524743
>>715524529
Winter Assault lmao
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Anonymous
7/15/2025, 2:44:48 PM No.715524771
BROTHA I AM PINNED HERE
Anonymous
7/15/2025, 2:45:34 PM No.715524812
>>715523541 (OP)
It actually makes me a bit hesitant to just jump onto buying the game, theyre changing stuff like this implies they are changing stuff elsewhere to "improve" it awell.
>ork runs up with an explosive
>they now added "this is a bomb btw" dialogue as he does it
I am watching the screen, I can see that he has a bomb, you dont need him to say what hes doing as Im watching him do it. This is the sort of shit that makes me thing that some devs just do not understand that showing doesnt require explaination, the viewer is not a drooling retard they can tell what is happening by watching and not being told about it while watching.
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Anonymous
7/15/2025, 2:46:01 PM No.715524841
>>715524743
>Winter Assault lmao
It's peak 40k althoughbeit
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Anonymous
7/15/2025, 2:46:39 PM No.715524889
>>715524529
IT'S THE BAAAAAAAAAANEBLADEEEE
Anonymous
7/15/2025, 2:47:16 PM No.715524926
>>715524841
wrong. peak is dark crusade
Anonymous
7/15/2025, 2:48:37 PM No.715524997
>>715524841
It's still bizarre to me that they very clearly intended for IG to win then just hand-waved that it was Eldar instead, despite the Eldar side being atrociously awful.
Anonymous
7/15/2025, 2:49:28 PM No.715525058
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>>715524529
>destroys your metal box
what now mon-keigh?~
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Anonymous
7/15/2025, 2:52:30 PM No.715525258
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>>715523924
This
>Players: We want GAME™ with fix A, B, C
>Company: We give you new and IMPROVED GAME™ with added function D, E, F

There are too many fingers in too many pies. Marketing and sensus surveys need to fucking die for this shittery to end.
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Anonymous
7/15/2025, 2:52:59 PM No.715525290
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>>715524346
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Anonymous
7/15/2025, 2:54:23 PM No.715525365
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>>715525058
I loved spamming portals behind my friend's base to casually send my avatar through and mog him with hit n run tactics. The seethe was so delicious.
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Anonymous
7/15/2025, 2:55:46 PM No.715525453
>>715525290
I love how "remaster" means doing as little as possible, just try and get new audio that sounds like it if its crusty, dont just outright replace it with something else entirely. The dreadnaught speaking is uneccessary aswell.
Anonymous
7/15/2025, 2:56:03 PM No.715525470
>>715524346
>fixing something that was already perfect from the start
But enough about trannies.
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Anonymous
7/15/2025, 2:56:21 PM No.715525489
>>715525365
Avatars can't enter webway portals, poser.
Anonymous
7/15/2025, 2:58:24 PM No.715525621
>>715525470
lmao this nigga likes MEN
Anonymous
7/15/2025, 3:01:06 PM No.715525784
>>715525058
>High tech advanced faction
>Super unit is a big melee monster
What?
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Anonymous
7/15/2025, 3:03:33 PM No.715525917
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>>715525290
RIP
>https://youtu.be/WIq1ev9K0Aw
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Anonymous
7/15/2025, 3:03:41 PM No.715525925
>>715525290
good. i hope the game is good and hasn't changed too much else, but we'll see.
Anonymous
7/15/2025, 3:05:10 PM No.715526014
>>715523796
If they failed at something that basic it will be riddled with disaster decisions.
Anonymous
7/15/2025, 3:05:14 PM No.715526019
>>715525784
It's their most recognisable high tier unit. They don't get their super heavy grav-tanks in the game or they'd have two relic units. Same reason Chaos can't pop out a Plaguereaper, and the Orks don't get a Battlefortress.
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Anonymous
7/15/2025, 3:06:32 PM No.715526114
>>715526019
Sounds like eldar are fucking gay
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Anonymous
7/15/2025, 3:07:52 PM No.715526196
>>715526114
Always have been
Anonymous
7/15/2025, 3:08:15 PM No.715526229
>>715526114
https://wh40k.lexicanum.com/wiki/Super_Heavy_Tank
See Eldar, they have some cool tanks despite being really gay.
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Anonymous
7/15/2025, 3:11:36 PM No.715526434
>>715524743
Its not WA lmao
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Anonymous
7/15/2025, 3:11:52 PM No.715526446
>>715525365
I loved drowning them in a big tide of green screaming retards, works every time.
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Anonymous
7/15/2025, 3:13:51 PM No.715526589
>>715526229
>cool
they look like dildos
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Anonymous
7/15/2025, 3:15:14 PM No.715526681
>>715526434
It was a joke about how Eldar beat IG in WA's campaign.
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Anonymous
7/15/2025, 3:15:50 PM No.715526719
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Anonymous
7/15/2025, 3:17:54 PM No.715526853
>>715523796
the fact that it was removed at all shows a lack of care
Anonymous
7/15/2025, 3:18:03 PM No.715526861
>>715526446
>spend entire infantry cap on boyz
Based
Anonymous
7/15/2025, 3:19:04 PM No.715526920
>>715526589
Bro what shape is your asshole
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Anonymous
7/15/2025, 3:20:22 PM No.715527016
>>715524812
I KNEW they were going to fuck with stuff. This is no longer a "buy on release" product, more of a "Wait for someone to report back on what they've fucked with" product.
Anonymous
7/15/2025, 3:21:43 PM No.715527093
>Soulstorm remake
Ewwww.
Anonymous
7/15/2025, 3:22:19 PM No.715527137
>>715526920
Built for eldar cock
Anonymous
7/15/2025, 3:22:19 PM No.715527139
>>715523541 (OP)
> and 64-bit platform support.
Fuck this mean no more lag with big mods because the engine
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Anonymous
7/15/2025, 3:22:56 PM No.715527179
>>715526920
Let's just say he's on his 13th BBC (Big Black Crusade)
Anonymous
7/15/2025, 3:23:00 PM No.715527182
>>715526681
>Eldar beat IG in WA's campaign.
No they didn't?
https://youtu.be/iKIAMAqGNIY?si=TuTgbIuoSxOU7dkm
Anonymous
7/15/2025, 3:23:24 PM No.715527213
>>715527139
It is still going to be single threaded realistically so persistent bodies might still drag performance down.
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Anonymous
7/15/2025, 3:24:41 PM No.715527287
>>715527213
This is the whole reason I wanted the change so yeah I'm passing on this piece of shit
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Anonymous
7/15/2025, 3:26:01 PM No.715527379
Is Winter Assault being remastered or is just the base game?
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Anonymous
7/15/2025, 3:26:22 PM No.715527406
>>715527379
All expansions
Anonymous
7/15/2025, 3:26:57 PM No.715527446
>>715527379
The steam page says you have all the campaigns, but it seems to be soulstorm at its core.
Anonymous
7/15/2025, 3:27:25 PM No.715527474
>>715527213
how bad does your pc need to be for persistent bodies to slow your pc down?
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Anonymous
7/15/2025, 3:27:30 PM No.715527478
>>715527287
At least 64bit support would mean you could have mega mods with mega pop caps actually work without the game dying as it chews through memory. I've got 64gb ram and BY THE EMPEROR if i want the entire 412th armoured division to march to war on my screen then I shall have it!
Anonymous
7/15/2025, 3:28:02 PM No.715527510
>>715525290
>than we realised!
Did you fucking ASK ANYONE???????
Anonymous
7/15/2025, 3:43:48 PM No.715528585
>>715523541 (OP)
3rd ed. no capeshitty primarchs getting resurrected yet. shudv stayed that way.
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Anonymous
7/15/2025, 3:44:38 PM No.715528642
>>715528585
It's almost depressing seeing what 40k has become compared to DoW.
Anonymous
7/15/2025, 4:08:46 PM No.715530339
>>715525917
Kino
Anonymous
7/15/2025, 4:12:40 PM No.715530587
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Anonymous
7/15/2025, 4:17:06 PM No.715530869
>>715524812
>the viewer is not a drooling retard
Atleast 80% of the "customers" are drooling, retarded debtcattle who'll buy anything they see astroturfed in parasocial media. What's worse: 80% of developers are drooling, retarded debtcattle, too, who have only ever learned to copypaste and use proprietary tools.
Anonymous
7/15/2025, 4:17:23 PM No.715530879
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>>715523620
fuck off stickman
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Anonymous
7/15/2025, 4:18:14 PM No.715530940
>>715530879
CRIPPLE FIGHT!
Anonymous
7/15/2025, 4:20:25 PM No.715531081
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YOU
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Anonymous
7/15/2025, 4:25:51 PM No.715531423
>>715525258
>Marketing and sensus surveys need to fucking die for this shittery to end.
Eventually you'll realize that marketing isn't trying to sell you shit games, but that shit games sell you marketing, i.e.: pad traffic and engagement -- they are little more than onboarding schemes to consultation rackets, e-grifting parasocialites and digitial daycare-botfarms.
The industry has been captured by PR gremlins. These PR gremlins cultivate an unsustainable economy of lies: they sell problems, rent out solutions (marginally smaller problems) and deceive everyone -- shareholders, developers, customers and players. They don't care about the quality or reception of the product, they don't care about what you believe, love or hate and they don't care to convince you of anything. The more controversy, the better for them.

Their final goal however is to distract and placate you, while high finance (read: their owners, banksters) turns your passions and lifetime into vacuous commodities.

>be PR gremlins
>gaslight publisher into whipping developers into frenzy to create super-slop
>gobble up the majority of the "development" budget, recommend hiring nepotists
>proliferate more slop to e-grifting parasocialites to fan the flames; hype a product you know will fail miserably, gaslight customers and shareholders with predatory marketing
>reinvest a fraction of your hyper-bloated budget and buy copies through subsidaries and at a discount to gaslight everyone some more, after padding stats shortterm refund to ruin them longterm
>simultaneousely shill for and against the product to maximize controversy and thus traffic, engagement and demand of your service and that of your buisness partners, such as consultation rackets
>eventually come out of it being the sole profiteer, blaming everyone else

In other words: if you're a shareholder of a publisher or developer studio instead of an investor to a marketing agency, then you are a barely functional lobotomite.
Anonymous
7/15/2025, 4:34:30 PM No.715531987
trying not to lmao
trying not to lmao
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>>715525058
>has to be within melee distance to deal the most damage
I highlight all my ranged units and kite it
Anonymous
7/15/2025, 4:38:27 PM No.715532246
>>715525058
Canonically able to slaughter an entire chapter but also canonically gets wrecked by like 6 ultramarines
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Anonymous
7/15/2025, 4:43:41 PM No.715532628
>>715531081
DoW's dreadnoughts are such psychopaths, you love to see it.
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Anonymous
7/15/2025, 4:47:09 PM No.715532843
>>715523541 (OP)
They went woke
Replies: >>715533073
Anonymous
7/15/2025, 4:50:18 PM No.715533073
>>715532843
Did they make the Marinea gay or something?
Anonymous
7/15/2025, 4:59:55 PM No.715533727
Does this mean there's DoW4 in the works?
Replies: >>715534049 >>715534414
Anonymous
7/15/2025, 5:02:04 PM No.715533915
>>715532246
Dreadnaughts have reverse PTSD, they only feel close to being a regular astartes when they're on the battlefield

When they're back home and put in storage they get very depressed, aside from that one salamander who is basically fused to a table at the fortress monastary because he loves sharing war stories with his youger brothers
Replies: >>715534129
Anonymous
7/15/2025, 5:03:57 PM No.715534049
>>715533727
Space marine 2 and darktide have catapulted 40k games up in popularity, lots of zoomers who've never played an RTS are going to buy the remaster and hopefully enjoy it enough for DOW4 to get funded
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FUCK
7/15/2025, 5:04:58 PM No.715534129
>>715533915
Fuck, meant for>>715532628
Anonymous
7/15/2025, 5:05:24 PM No.715534165
>>715523541 (OP)
Fuckers butchered the audio for no good reason.
Anonymous
7/15/2025, 5:06:59 PM No.715534278
>>715523541 (OP)
The "remaster" looks like nothing has even been changed from the original except the draw distance fog is gone. The textures and everything look the same. This is the definition of a scam.
Anonymous
7/15/2025, 5:08:56 PM No.715534414
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>>715533727
Potentially, GW themselves have taken note of SM2's success and are looking at DoW now as well.
Replies: >>715534465
Anonymous
7/15/2025, 5:09:41 PM No.715534465
>>715534414
Really wind that the Blood Ravens don't have an army codex.
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Anonymous
7/15/2025, 5:10:43 PM No.715534546
>>715534465
*wild
Anonymous
7/15/2025, 5:11:02 PM No.715534562
>>715534465
Marines already comprise over a third of the Codices that exist. We don't need another one.
Anonymous
7/15/2025, 5:13:10 PM No.715534724
>>715534049
Nobody but people who already played it are going to buy it. And they shouldn't since this is just an AI cash grab. Don't be delusional, zoomers do not play RTS.
Replies: >>715535134
Anonymous
7/15/2025, 5:14:38 PM No.715534834
>>715534465
I did read somewhere - possibly in white dwarf - many years ago that while they ultimately answer to GW, GW essentially lets relic keep blood ravens to themselves to do as they need as relic has earned a degree of freedom with GW IP because they have made good games within the spirit of the setting.

Remember beakie grenade launchers weren't a thing in the fluff or on models until relic made one up for space marine 1.
Anonymous
7/15/2025, 5:18:56 PM No.715535134
>>715534724
You underestimate how mainstream W40K has become
Anonymous
7/15/2025, 5:24:38 PM No.715535554
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>>715534465
They're literal nobodies outside of DoW players. There are so many more cooler chapters than them

Anyway, admech in dow when
Anonymous
7/15/2025, 5:31:38 PM No.715536015
>>715523541 (OP)
Are they implementing any multiplayer improvements?
Anonymous
7/15/2025, 5:34:57 PM No.715536253
>>715523924
>>715525258
Worst of all, the 64 bit and widescreen support is something they could've patched in as an update
Anonymous
7/15/2025, 5:38:21 PM No.715536484
Relic should have shut down after DOW3
Anonymous
7/15/2025, 5:45:20 PM No.715536938
>Original devs make a masterpiece with the limitations of their time
>original devs leave the company
>Two Decades later new devs who had nothing to do with the originals come and shit all over it
>Call it a "Remaster" and "the definitive way to play the game."
a tale as old as time.
Anonymous
7/15/2025, 5:57:33 PM No.715537896
>>715525290
saved
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D1Hds6LdcJ4
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Anonymous
7/15/2025, 5:59:01 PM No.715538002
>>715523796
The fact they removed the scream in the first place shows that their taste is awful and they don't understand what is cool/appealing about DoW or 40k.
Anonymous
7/15/2025, 6:00:40 PM No.715538135
>>715523541 (OP)
I dont care much for the scream desu. It is neither important or good.
Replies: >>715538470 >>715540560
Anonymous
7/15/2025, 6:05:03 PM No.715538470
>>715538135
>It is neither important or good
the same applies to your opinion
Anonymous
7/15/2025, 6:09:33 PM No.715538815
>>715537896
Great. Now remove the motion smoothing.
Anonymous
7/15/2025, 6:11:14 PM No.715538938
>tyranids never
hy bother?
Anonymous
7/15/2025, 6:17:01 PM No.715539343
>>715537896
Besides making for a good battle scene, I never understood what was so important about planting the flag on top of that hill. They could literally just have held their position after the dreadnought came to the rescue.
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Anonymous
7/15/2025, 6:18:51 PM No.715539461
>>715539343
It's a strategic point, capturing it gives requisitions. How is the commander gonna give his scouts more snipers without requisition?
Anonymous
7/15/2025, 6:20:39 PM No.715539615
>>715539343
In Napoleonic wars planting a flag on a hill in battle was a symbol of that companies honor, even if they died doing it. It is actually part of the incentive to make suicidal pushes. If you lost your flag in battle it brought shame to the company, but there was no shame in having raised the flag before dying and losing it. Could be that.
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Anonymous
7/15/2025, 6:26:33 PM No.715540069
>>715527474
It's the same issue with Crysis, single core performance has lagged behind in modern CPUs, so top of the line today can actually perform worse in certain games/tasks.
On top of that, modded DoW can get insanely cluttered and the engine simply want meant to efficiently process it regardless of how strong your hardware is.
64-bit would be a step in addressing that.
Anonymous
7/15/2025, 6:32:51 PM No.715540560
>>715538135
u gey
Anonymous
7/15/2025, 6:39:31 PM No.715541048
Guide to 40k
Guide to 40k
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This happened because of nu-40k
>old 40k
>every army is unashamedly the bad guy. All are over the top, bloodthirsty warriors that desire nothing more than the complete slaughter of each other
>nu 40k
>Le noble and reddit imperium fights against le evil hordes of bad guys! It's like Age of Sigmar and Warhammer Fagtasy, dont you like it!
The idea of a Space Marine screaming incoherently as he charges into battle is the complete opposite of nu-40k. If this was a 10e era animation the marine would be silent and frowning before killing everything in a few seconds.
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Anonymous
7/15/2025, 6:39:38 PM No.715541063
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fuck is the gue'la saying?
Anonymous
7/15/2025, 6:41:17 PM No.715541160
>>715541048
Craftworld Eldar are the good guys of 40k.
It's why they get treated so bad in lore.
Replies: >>715541280
Anonymous
7/15/2025, 6:41:17 PM No.715541161
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>>715539343
Becuase brave but pointless sacrifice is a daily occurrence in the Imperium, and marines are not exempt. Your average loyalist marine values their honor more than their own life.
Anonymous
7/15/2025, 6:42:58 PM No.715541280
>>715541160
The Horus Heresy low IQs, spearheaded by midwits, bought the "Chaos is le true villain" slop despite chaos being just another faction for decades. It's why Xenos were brushed aside, because the same writers that tropedo'd the already garbage fantasy setting are doing the same shit to 40k.
Replies: >>715541637
Anonymous
7/15/2025, 6:44:36 PM No.715541403
>>715525290
Reminds me of when they re-did the audio for homeworld 1 and 2. Yeah the original audio had recording issues due to compression.
But it had a charm to it, like the hiigarans made the tech just functional enough to work and focused on other things to get working.
The new crisp deliveries took a lot of the punch out of certain scenes.
If they do this to the dialogue and music scores, at least make them optional.
Anonymous
7/15/2025, 6:46:00 PM No.715541507
>>715541048
>The idea of a Space Marine screaming incoherently as he charges into battle is the complete opposite of nu-40k
But they do that in the 9e trailer, not that it matters because it was done by Relic and not by GW
Replies: >>715541631
Anonymous
7/15/2025, 6:47:30 PM No.715541631
>>715541507
Nope, not once do they do that in the 9e trailer.
Replies: >>715542718
Anonymous
7/15/2025, 6:47:31 PM No.715541637
>>715541280
>Fantasy makes a big deal about Chaos being the ultimate end-all evil, which leads to Fantasy literally being destroyed as many factions are pushed aside
>This bleeds into 40k where Primarchs and Abaddon become the main characters while xenos get shafted
>Now we have AoS where... Nagash is a often a bigger threat than Chaos, the Chaos Gods are constantly fighting each other which gives everyone else breathing room, "Order" is such a loose alliance they have their own infighting as well, and Orcs and Gitz are a constant issue for almost everyone
It's some bizarre shit
Replies: >>715541809 >>715544310
Anonymous
7/15/2025, 6:49:07 PM No.715541748
>>715523541 (OP)
This "remaster" is so redundant and lazy. It has no merit to exists.
Anonymous
7/15/2025, 6:49:21 PM No.715541759
How can we balance the Eldar?
Replies: >>715541971 >>715542134
Anonymous
7/15/2025, 6:50:01 PM No.715541809
>>715541637
Nope, here's how it works
>Classic GW: Build settings with myriad factions that all have reasons to exist and fight each other. Perfect for a wargame. Even have built out timelines with specific battles and campaigns to draw from for any faction pairing.
>Nu GW: ACTUALLY ITS LE HUMANS AND CHAOS! THEY ALWAYS WERE THE MOST IMPORTANT, JUST IGNORE HOW CHAOS DIDNT EVEN SHOW UP IN A STARTER KIT FOR DECADES
It's entirely due to book sales. People who don't interact with warhammer in any way bought lots of books about horus heresy so it convinced GW to go all in. The game is in the worst state its ever been due to appealing to secondary midwits
Anonymous
7/15/2025, 6:51:01 PM No.715541869
>>715524369
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jCMNWAJiz5Y
Anonymous
7/15/2025, 6:52:12 PM No.715541971
>>715541759
>balance
>in a janky 2000s RTS focused on random fun
Replies: >>715542184
Anonymous
7/15/2025, 6:54:18 PM No.715542134
>>715541759
Eldar had a trash early game, that's the balance. They have to hide and be rats, and a hard counter for that is anybody with heavy infantry and scout units early on. Which is half of the factions.

If you let an eldar player make it to tier 3 tech you fucked up.

Source: I used to be one of those powergamers in DoW who memorized unit stats and build orders, eldar were always a gamble against not shit players.
Anonymous
7/15/2025, 6:54:48 PM No.715542184
>>715541971
>t. Eldar abuser
Replies: >>715542318
Anonymous
7/15/2025, 6:56:09 PM No.715542318
>>715542184
I just play necrons and rush monolith
Replies: >>715542568
Anonymous
7/15/2025, 6:58:56 PM No.715542568
>>715542318
Based Grandpa
Anonymous
7/15/2025, 6:59:54 PM No.715542641
>>715541048
>>Le noble and reddit imperium fights against le evil hordes of bad guys!
The fuck are you smoking, my man?
Replies: >>715542743
Anonymous
7/15/2025, 7:01:06 PM No.715542718
>>715541631
9e trailer it's almost the same thing
>Charging at the enemy despite having more range weaponry and cover
>One dude it's missing his helmet because ???
>Scream before the pointless charge (the original one it's so loud due to the distortion)
The only big difference is that there are no banners
Replies: >>715548594
Anonymous
7/15/2025, 7:01:20 PM No.715542743
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>>715542641
He's not wrong.
Anonymous
7/15/2025, 7:01:22 PM No.715542746
>>715541048
Didn't the Marines in the 10e trailer get fucked up and lose LMAO
Replies: >>715542914
Anonymous
7/15/2025, 7:02:33 PM No.715542852
>>715539615
>that one time caesar went to britain and there were guys lined all along the beaches and when he told his men to get off the boats and attack no one moved until the guy with the eagle standard jumped into the water by himself and started running towards the beach and then everyone else charged in after him
kino
Anonymous
7/15/2025, 7:02:40 PM No.715542858
>>715523541 (OP)
Relic is a giant piece of shit company.
Fucking Canada needs to be nuked urgently.
Anonymous
7/15/2025, 7:03:13 PM No.715542914
>>715542746
Yes
Then in the actual narrative the Imperial Guard and a handful of Custodes broke the entire Tyranid offensive and halted the 'biggest Tyranid invasion ever' in its tracks, with Marines barely being deployed.
Replies: >>715543086
Anonymous
7/15/2025, 7:05:25 PM No.715543086
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>>715542914
>Marines got outdone by manlets and muscle mommies
Replies: >>715543313
Anonymous
7/15/2025, 7:06:00 PM No.715543148
>>715541048
It's a corporate company in UK.
It was doomed from the start.
Anonymous
7/15/2025, 7:06:28 PM No.715543190
>>715523541 (OP)
It was already fucked when they used AI Interp for extra frames in the intro, and AI upscaling for textures. All they had to fucking do was up the RAM so mods don't fucking crash in multiplayer if you use settings higher than a potato. All because modders add a 4k texture asset waifu unit the wants to zoom in and goon to.
Anonymous
7/15/2025, 7:07:56 PM No.715543306
Can't wait for total war 40k
Anonymous
7/15/2025, 7:08:01 PM No.715543313
>>715543086
>and muscle mommies
It was actually done before the Custodes Codex even came out.
The "4th Tyrannic War" ended up being a huge joke that was just there to handwave a few things like Octarius.
Anonymous
7/15/2025, 7:19:55 PM No.715544310
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>>715541637
If you take wfb's narrative about the world being Old One testing ground for anti-Chaos races and then Lizardmen copium about Old Ones expecting End Times, then marginalization of Chaos in AoS is a logical conclussion.

Old Ones were 1 step ahead of Chaos and Chaos's evolutionary pressure just causes shit like Nagash to spraut and rip their demon guts out through their asses, just as frogs planed
Anonymous
7/15/2025, 7:29:51 PM No.715545101
>>715525290
Damn we just realized we have to do stuff in out cheapass cashgrab. Sowwry.
Anonymous
7/15/2025, 7:36:32 PM No.715545641
>>715523620
All eldar are weak
Replies: >>715545709
Anonymous
7/15/2025, 7:37:14 PM No.715545709
>>715545641
Eldar chicks belong on human dicks.
Anonymous
7/15/2025, 7:52:13 PM No.715546946
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>got fucked over by the imperium
>still stayed loyal to the emperor even as chaos mutants
so what's fags like blackhearts excuse?
Replies: >>715546990
Anonymous
7/15/2025, 7:52:51 PM No.715546990
>>715546946
FUCK TAXES
Anonymous
7/15/2025, 8:12:50 PM No.715548594
>>715542718
They stopped making banners in tabletop because normies got filtered trying to paint them
Anonymous
7/15/2025, 8:24:19 PM No.715549504
game intros are SRS BSNS
Anonymous
7/15/2025, 8:41:30 PM No.715550892
>>715530879
lanklets btfo
Anonymous
7/15/2025, 9:22:21 PM No.715554127
Commisar Wellington
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>>715539615
A man who loses the Emperors standard have no friends among the High Lords of Terra.
Anonymous
7/15/2025, 9:27:40 PM No.715554537
Commissar Wellington
Commissar Wellington
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>>715539615
A man who loses the Emperors colours loses the friendship of the Highlords of Terra