If it gets 94 or less (which is Astro Bot's meta), it's a MASSIVE L for tendies

If it's between 95 and 98 = no L for anyone

99 meta = L for snoys

Can we all agree on that?

>>715530987 (OP)
Astrobot is fucking garbage.
kys, brazilian.

>>715530987 (OP)
I don't remember asking

>>715530987 (OP)
any case - journalist reviewers/critics are retarded and you should never consider their opinion, cattle.

>>715530987 (OP)
Only 10 years old and trannys cares about this shit games

>>715531276
so Mario Kart World is worse than garbage?

>>715530987 (OP)
>ESL opinion
opinion discarded

People care about reviews in 2025? How embarrassing.

>>715530987 (OP)
Scorefags like you can get the fuck out.

>>715530987 (OP)
you really needed to copy paste this shitty 4 line threads?

>>715530987 (OP)
sony literally bought the game awards they would buy reviews too

Realistically, what really separates a 94 game from a 95 game?

>>715531738
Yes

>>715531738
I must say Astro Bot only got a 94 because it's Mario Galaxy 3.

OP, tell me why critic reviews matter. If you are a freethinking person who can form their own opinions, why are you taking a critic's review seriously? Wasn't the general conscious that professional reviews miss the point 90% of the time and that they shouldn't be taken seriously?

>>715532519
1 point

>>715531738
>caring about journaloid opinions
are you a kid?

>>715533368
>7.1 userscore
>journaloid opinion

>>715532594
Pure Tendie Cope, save it for Thursday

>>715530987 (OP)
>let's be clear
what a weird way to start a thread

>>715533498
those are even more worthless and you know it. now kys.

>>715533498
>look inside
>literal favela niggers complaining about the price
>generic "Switch 2 is... le bad" rants that barely even mention the game like picrel
>the same copy pasted (sometimes literally) seethe about the patch making the random button actually random

>>715533891
You first ;)

>>715534009
>guy writes out thoughtful review
>it's le bad because of {buzzwords}
kindly drink arsenic

>>715534078
>thoughtful review
>about 14% of its wordcount is about the game it's supposed to be reviewing and the rest is generic Switch 2 seethe xopied straight from reddit
I'd be surprised if he even played it

>>715534012
i live in a decent country, unlike you, favela monkey.

>>715534078
>thoughtful
>spreads misinformation like how it can brick despite no switch 2's being bricked.

>>715530987 (OP)
imagine caring about this shit like a literal shitskin manchild with no life

>>715534859
Your turn

>>715534352
>>715534970
Why are so many people basically copy-pasting the same misinformation about the switch 2 in a seethe crusade? It’s unbelievably retarded. I’ve never seen a console cause so much asshurt. They’re now claiming that the console can be bricked if you look at it funny.

>no goy, you can't trust those paid journalist reviews, you should only trust reviews from some tranny called PS5IsLove, it's totally organic I swear

>>715535253
>he believes you cant spoof that.

>>715535278
Snoys are a cult holy shit

>>715535278
It’s so fucking funny when snoys do this. I remember they review-bombed Astral Chain because it was a switch exclusive.

No thanks, I only trust steam reviews

>>715532657
Critic reviews have repercussions that are felt generations later. They impact sales and put a narrative on a game with permanence. Now it's almost impossible to look back and see if an old game is good or not. The critics arbitrarily gave God of War a 10 and God Hand a 3 and as a result later down the line everything became a movie game.

>>715535406
And they have the nerve to call Nintendo fans cultists. Ninty fans are the most critical of Nintendo and drop it like a sack of potatoes. I’m not talking about the obnoxious loud minority, I’m talking about the silent majority of consumers. Look at the GameCube and WiiU as examples of this. Sony abandons their old IPs and makes FIFA box with remakes and remasters yet snoys lap it up and riot over it.

>>715535501
>The critics arbitrarily gave God of War a 10 and God Hand a 3 and as a result later down the line everything became a movie game.
...which is why I said that it was generally accepted that professional reviewers aren't the end-all-be-all of a game's reputation. So why the fuck is every other thread a goddamn circlejerk of metacritic reviews?

>>715530987 (OP)
My negro, the game could be a 5/10 and its still an L for snoys with this ammount of seething

underage garbage thread.

Ratingsfags are cancer

>>715535381
NTA. of course you can spoof it, however, it would be retarded to go to that length for some random niggerfaggot snoy seething on some dumbfuck forum.
Everyone knows metacritic is garbage because journalists are retarded and anti gamer and very rarely align with actual player opinion. and player user score is irrelevant for sony or nintendo games because snoys are literal zombies who give every sony game a 10/10 even if its horizon zero bored, and every nintendo game a 0/10.

Also, the sony bonus is a verified certifiable demonstrable thing. Sony games always get unfairly inflated positive reviews. No one actually thinks astro bot was GOTY even if it was good, if they did, it wouldve sold million instead of a couple thousand.
The nintendo bonus is a myth, and snoycope which is literally just a "no u" reversal of the sony bonus evidence.
Nintendo gets a tax on score since they regularly piss of journos, blacklist and deny access journalism - all leading them to dogpile on made up issues.

This is why EVERY single metacritic score poster is a fucking niggerfaggot. "hurr it counts now because it aligns with my narrative!.. wait nonnono now it doesnt count because tendie bonus!"
Tiring.

>>715542154
>Nintendo gets a tax on score since they regularly piss of journos, blacklist and deny access journalism - all leading them to dogpile on made up issues.
yup, I cant wait for DK reviews to drop and every journalist with a bone to pick with nintendo will dogpile the frame drops
but, the frame drops will be from 60FPS to 54fps for a total of 1.2 seconds.

meanwhile the same reviewers will have praised sony games as masterpieces while they run at 30FPS (with drops)
or games that are 60 some of the time and 45fps or below half of the time, like pretty much every openworldslop or sony game.
Screencap me, I know how these people work and I guarantee this will be true.

>>715542154
>it would be retarded to go to that length for some random niggerfaggot snoy seething
They are mentally ill like that.

>>715530987 (OP)
I don't care about Journo rankings

I like how the brown subhumans populating this board flip flop between saying metacritic isn't worth anything when zelda gets 95+ scores and then treating it like scripture when it comes to shitting on nintendo

giving internet access to the third world was a mistake

>>715544287
Opposite
Posting
>97
alone, used to be enough to were all of /v/ knew what you were talking about

>>715544287
Best cope is when a Nintendo games get a 90+ its a generic U5 slop its deserved.

>>715530987 (OP)
LOL loser doesn't get to set the rules.

>>715530987 (OP)
>Snoy is coping so hard he literally made up an impossible threshold (99) to pretend that he'll win