We need to boycott the new DK game until they fix his design. #NotMyDK

>>715536658 (OP)
trvth nvke

>>715536786
>TARDky kong

i miss him bros...

>>715536786
>Snoy bien
This made me laugh more than it should have

>>715537076
why is daisy looking at me like that...

>>715536658 (OP)
He looks worse but the girl is cute so I don't care.

>>715536786
always a treat

Interesting how Despicable me took ideas from video games with Gru being very similar to eggman, the minions basically being servbots became vastly popular spawning a multi million dollar franchise.
Later we see Donkey Kong become Wrek it ralph complete even with Vanellope on his shoulder instead of diddy kong. Ironically in the process they remove the face of a multi million dollar franchise in favor of something that was recently popular. Since its the only game on the switch 2 i have no doubt it will sell though.

im convinced miyamoto was secretly resenting the rare dk design the entire time

>>715537674
she just ripped a huge fart

>>715537674
She just farted and knows you are getting a whiff of that nasty shit you are NOT on good terms with her.

>>715537674
Bitch obviously farted and is proud of the smell

>>715538132
Wreck it Ralph is based on Donkey Kong

>>715538414
Popular misconception Wreck it Ralph is actually based off the titular killer kong game.

>>715536658 (OP)
no we don't. kys.

>>715539663
up

>>715538263
>>715538278
>>715538404
perverts.

>>715536658 (OP)
Mr. E, you may be correct on this issue, but this issue only.
However, we must respect Shigeru Miyamoto's decision.

>>715536658 (OP)
The face is much better, but he still has orange feathers. I don't understand what Nintendo was thinking.

>>715536786
do you have the wokey kong one with non bananery

>>715536786
You can't just say perchance.

>>715541545
some times bitches fart and act nasty about it just like you and me in fact womens farts are even more rank and when they got a fat ass that shit claps harder too.

>>715536658 (OP)
Still needs work, change those ridiculous feathers, but yup, it could have been great.

>>715536786
WOKEY
WOKEY KONG
WOKEY
WOKEY KONG IS HERE
HE'S THE BETA OF THE BUNCH
YOU KNOW HIM WELL
HE'S FINALLY BACK
KEKED TO HELL
HIS MICRODICK COCK
CAN'T FIRE A SPURT
HIS CRINGE ARTWORK
IS GONNA HURT
HE'S WORSE OFF, FATTER,
AND CALARTS TOO
IT'S THE LAST GAME
FOR NINTENDO SWITCH 2

>>715545024
Dr. E, you must stop posting garbage on the catalog.

>>715536658 (OP)
>Old Dk looks like he has autism but he is supposed to be retarded
>New Dk just looks retarded
Nintendo fixed him and anons can't cope with that.

>>715536658 (OP)
>>715536786
>>715537076

>>715536658 (OP)
I swear people cried way more about shrek's slight design change. Proof tendies will eat any slop nintendo throws at them.

I called my local game store yesterday a d asked them to put one copy of DK:B on teserve for me on Thursday.

>>715536786
>snoy bien
>pretending you or the drawfag arent seething snoys
I'm sure you have myriad examples of the high IQ puzzle solving from astrobot.

>>715536658 (OP)
HE HAS NO BROW
HE CAN NOT FROWN
THIS-THIS KONG.. HAS GOT THE DOWNS
NO MIGHT NOR BRAWN
IT'S JUST ALL WRONG
HOW CAN YOU SAY THAT THIS IS DON-KEY-KONG HUH?
D. K.
WOKEY KONG IS QUEER

>>715545191
>being spiteful enough to edit someone else's animation for shitposting reasons

>>715536658 (OP)
the fur still looks terrible

>>715541545
women do be farting doe

>>715541768

NOOOOOOOOO WHY DIDN'T THEY RELEASE IT ON THE SWITCH 1 I WANTED TO PIRATE IT BEFORE STREET DATE AND EMULATE IT TO DAB ON THE SWITCH2KEKS AIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEE SAVE ME SOMEONE HACK NINTENDO AND LEAK THE BUILD SO I CAN DAB ON THEM WITH A BETA BUILD

>>715546735
>"stupid" is censored
>"shit" is not
What manner of retardation is this?

>>715546890
dont worry anon, the switch 2 will be hacked soon enough.
we'll have spoilers for the next zelda ready just for you!

>>715546890
I'm glad Nintendo finally figured out that 30fps isn't acceptable.

>>715546890
Looks like they stuck with old DK for a fair bit of development. Kinda hoping he shows up as a costume at least

>>715546890
Only a faggot makes fun of something that hasn't happened. It's funny in their minds! Like genders and crime! It's all in the frinkin mind!

>>715536658 (OP)
I will not buy it.

>>715546735
>>715546816
He's been awfully quiet since K Rool leaked

>>715548609
He never hated the game
These comics are supposed to be satire on the people shitting on it

>>715546816
>STUDky kong
>likes age appropriate women of his own species
>SICKey kong
>likes lolis
kek

the new kong just objectively looks retarded

there was no reason to do this, for the most part nintendo character designs are timeless.

>>715548784
Really? Don't get me wrong, I find them funny regardless but with this place it could actually be sincere

>>715536658 (OP)
JUST FUCKING MOD THE OLD DESIGN BACK IN OH MY GOD

>>715548878
https://arch.b4k.dev/v/thread/708731720/#708743649

>>715548960
Fair enough, that makes that poster extra based

>>715536658 (OP)
I find it amusing how Raresnoys are mentally breaking down at the fact that they've never been relevant in years.

>>715548450
i guarantee you a lot of the seething mario kart world caused would've been overlooked if they actually released that copium switch 1 version

>>715549230
>He doesn't know
"Raresnoys" fucking won

>>715536658 (OP)
It's a small change, but the new design looks a lot more generic. It's very much a typical platformer cartoon mascot design. The Rare design was weird, which is why I liked it.

>>715536658 (OP)
OP made two threads.

Sonic blue arms level autism.

>>715536658 (OP)
I'm not buying because it looks like shit. Not only because DK looks like some DreamWorks character.

>>715536658 (OP)
ok but why does he have plastic feathers tho

>>715541874
perchance

>>715538132
>the minions basically being servbots
They were literally rabbids

>>715549932
That's not me. Another anon stole my post

>>715536658 (OP)
The right one made him look too white coded.

>>715536786
>snoy bien
Great Pailine/Dora merge too.

>>715547046
You're asking these dipshit questions over something made solely to bait on 4chan with?