Anonymous
7/15/2025, 11:28:23 PM No.715563410
Okay, get this.
>first game comes out
>is a surprise hit and sells great for a single player horror game
>sequel gets greenlit
>is just as popular as the first one
>third game in the works
>suddenly EA demands MASSIVE changes to appeal to the CoD/Gears dudebro audience
>adds co-op for no reason
>completely shitting up the entire game in the process
>adds microtransactions in a full-priced single player game
>shifts from horror to cover shooter with monster skins
>completely loses the original atmosphere
>fans hate it
>dudebros don't even notice it exists
>game ends on a massive cliffhanger
>EA then kills the franchise
>"horror doesn't sell anymore"
>no Dead Space 4
>whole series memory-holed for a decade
>RE2make drops
>suddenly horror is profitable again
>EA panic-remakes the first game
>remake is decent but painfully safe
>completely changes character models for no reason
>Isaac now looks like adam sandler
>nicole is a hag
>lighting less oppressive
>despite this remake sells well
>team that made it immediately gets gutted
>no news on a remake of 2 or any kind of sequel
>EA execs probably cooking up a Dead Space battle royale or NFT limb dismemberment mechanic
>while all this was going on the original creator tries to make his own "spiritual successor"
>turns out to be one of the biggest vidya disappointments in the past decade
... what have we done to deserve this, bros?
>first game comes out
>is a surprise hit and sells great for a single player horror game
>sequel gets greenlit
>is just as popular as the first one
>third game in the works
>suddenly EA demands MASSIVE changes to appeal to the CoD/Gears dudebro audience
>adds co-op for no reason
>completely shitting up the entire game in the process
>adds microtransactions in a full-priced single player game
>shifts from horror to cover shooter with monster skins
>completely loses the original atmosphere
>fans hate it
>dudebros don't even notice it exists
>game ends on a massive cliffhanger
>EA then kills the franchise
>"horror doesn't sell anymore"
>no Dead Space 4
>whole series memory-holed for a decade
>RE2make drops
>suddenly horror is profitable again
>EA panic-remakes the first game
>remake is decent but painfully safe
>completely changes character models for no reason
>Isaac now looks like adam sandler
>nicole is a hag
>lighting less oppressive
>despite this remake sells well
>team that made it immediately gets gutted
>no news on a remake of 2 or any kind of sequel
>EA execs probably cooking up a Dead Space battle royale or NFT limb dismemberment mechanic
>while all this was going on the original creator tries to make his own "spiritual successor"
>turns out to be one of the biggest vidya disappointments in the past decade
... what have we done to deserve this, bros?
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