/v/ should scan your pc before you can post and if it doesn’t detect any vidya then it should automatically permaban you

Toxotransmosis moment.

>>715570454 (OP)
Most of /v/ is underage phoneposters

toxotransmosis babble

>>715570454 (OP)
he is gaming.
he is just watching the final cutscene of yakuza 5 which is over 30 minutes long.

>>715570529
Learning that you yourself own a cat was the most hilarious thing I’ve ever heard.
You’re obsessed with them because you yourself are infected

FBI offices would get overloaded.

Also if you have any fromsoftware games or any game in not made from China, you should be banned.

China is the future and we need to supporting them on /v/ only. Your you not a real gamer if you playing Japanese video games.

>715570529
>715570554
nu-/v/ hating cats now is further proof that this website has been overrun by third worlders

>>715570694
Cat worshippers are no different than Indian cow worshippers. You are a jeet.

>>715570694
It’s just one obsessed autist who is ironically infected with toxo so he can’t stop thinking about them

based but this would kill the posting because pajeets can't afford modern games or hardware

>>715570748
I don’t worship them though I find them cute and like to post funny pictures of them

>>715570630
That's a new one.

>>715572291
What, you admitting your old dying mom owns a cat you can’t stand?

>>715572457
That's an even newer one.

>>715572670
Alright toxo :)

>>715575306
That took a while. Must've been a toxotransmosis moment.

>>715575503
I agree, your obsessive posts really sell the parasite in your skull

>>715570529
Hell yea, my nig! Toxo Gang RISE UP

>>715570656
i hate chinese >people on principle but Wukong was great. Keep making good games and we'll talk.

>>715570529
>>715570554
>>715570748
>>715575503
Just out of curiosity, why be such a miserable and unlikable prick for no reason like this?
I get not liking animals but this is frankly just weird

>>715575834
Cute kot

>>715575951
because it's LE HECKING 4CHAN
being a miserable faggot is cool, right? It's what all the cool guys from my favorite greentexts I saw on reddit do :)
all people who act like are, at MINIMUM, election tourists.

>>715576072
And she has the best beans.

>>715575951
It’s telling that he will never reply to posts like this, doesn’t want to actually confront how he’s become more of a parody than any “toxotranny” he can imagine

>>715575834
we posting gamer kots ITT?
this is my big boy Tony

>>715576078
>all people who act like are
Who's are?

>>715576661
act like this are*
don't expect me to proofread

>>715576614
AY TONE

>>715576772
exactly who he was named after
I liked to talk to him in an Italian accent
"AYYO TONY, WHERE'S THE FUCKING GABAGOOL"

I can't see most cat pictures so you're wasting your time responding. I'm not going to see your butthurt anyway.

>unfunny retard vague posts to save face

>>715576614
Dumb fatty

>>715577171
he did enjoy food, but he was a sweet boy
he passed away recently though :(

>post dogshit cat image next to mindnumbingly dull post like "what are some games"
>nobody gives a shit
>post dogshit frog image next to mindnumbingly dull post like "what are some games"
>everybody loses their mind

>>715576840
>was
>liked
Hope Tone is alright and this was just a mistaken use of past tense.

>>715577231
Damn bro now I feel bad

>>715577231
Ah shit. RIP Tone, sorry for your loss bro.

>>715577274
>nobody gives a shit
Don’t worry you have 2-3 dedicated autists who do nothing but wait for cat threads to show up

>>715577287
:(
Unfortunately not.
>>715577318
No reason to feel bad, he was a fatty, I reminded him often of his immense girth. It was just unfortunately his time to go
>>715577371
thanks man, it stinks but you always gotta remember the good times

>>715577274
This thread’s OP was actually a decent idea thoughbeitfamalam

>>715576072
And yours is pretty cute as well. What's his/her name? (Ours is Tinsel, as evident from the filebames)

>>715577827
fileNames*
with the magic letter N
I've been drinking.

>>715577827
I don’t actually own a cat because my sister was allergic and I don’t know how good of an owner I’d be. Also I hate fur everywhere
I just collect pictures of them

I wish I had a cat...

>>715577231
F

>>715578007
Go get one then retard

>>715577920
That's a bummer, man.
I've been told this one of Tinsel is meme-worthy. Should it say "Come on now" or "Deal with it"? Considering doing it tonight.

>>715577231
So sorry for your loss. I wish cats lived longer. Like parrots.

>>715575951
It's trite. It's boring. Cutsey funny animal memes are cheap and attract the wrong crowd

>>715576614
I like how he has a gold chain I love when people dress up there pets

>>715578263

>>715578263
>>715578471

>>715578454
So does 24/7 gatchatranny generals, but you seem fine with those
Also, 4chan culture bitch

>>715578337
Well, I wish so too, but it wasn't a natural old age death
He was only 5
>>715578458
I also bought a wife beater for him but he got sick while it was on its way and he never got to wear it. I have his gold chain wrapped around his urn, though

>>715578454
>It's trite. It's boring. Cutsey funny animal memes are cheap
there were cat threads on this website long before the subreddits you frequent even put the name of this website in your godforsaken ears.

>>715578561
>you seem fine with those
Nah
>4chan culture
Is ephemeral

>>715578715
>4chan culture is ephemeral
yeah because niggers like (You) come and don't respect it
It never changed, there's just too many fags on this website not following it

>>715578715
>is ephemeral
Just like your gender

>>715578471
>>715578542
I can't choose, so I'm saving both. Thanks for saving me a few minutes, anon.
For the record, she's only displayed this level of sass ONCE, and I consider myself lucky that I got it on camera.

>>715578701
>>715578701
And now cutsey animal posts are normalised. Now they're propagandised. The cute Chinese hippo isn't being presented to you because it's quality entertainment. It's because the Chinese want you to care about it.
Go back

>>715578638
NOOOOOOOOOO.
I can relate. Our little girl Peanut was only 6 or 7 years old when we had to have her put to sleep due to inoperable, acute cancer in her sinus cavity. (she was estimated to be that old when we got her from a friend, and only had her for a few months, but she brought us lots of joy in that time)

>>715579061
Now this is schizoracing

>>715578985
I also made a 3rd just cuz I thought it'd be funny

>>715579148
Do you honestly think that Chinese hippo isn't being blasted across the internet by the Chinese bot farm (their population)?

>>715579061
>moo deng is chinese propaganda
>so don't post your cat
>go back
(You)

>>715579274
Welcome to the idea of a counter culture you nig

>>715579257
>>715579326
>>715579061

>Cat I fostered used to stand on my Xbox and watch Northernlion
I miss her but her new home is much better for her

>>715579224
I approve it. Thanks, anon.

>>715579116
Yeah, it definitely sucks. Little dudes just make you happy.
But he was happy and certainly well fed so and he died in my arms peacefully so I take a little solace in knowing he had as good a death as anyone can hope for under the circumstances
That being said I'm never getting another animal, this shit tore my fucking soul in half

>>715578242
I live with people who are allergic retard

>>715579551
>That being said I'm never getting another animal, this shit tore my fucking soul in half
I feel that. Whenever Tinsel passes away (hopefully at 20+ years from old age and not from cancer/ organ failure), I'm absolutely done with pets. I can't take it anymore. I'm glad you got to hold your little one when she passed, anon.

>>715579678
>she
HE*
Sorry.

>>715579678
hopefully tinsel is one of those like 30 year old granny cats that aren't miserable, she looks well loved

>>715580128
We got her from a shelter when she was an estimated 7 years old. They didn't know her full story. She's about 10 now. She's very well-adjusted and probably had a good life before us.
>allows belly rubs without getting bitey
>allows claw trimmings with zero fuss
>allows putting collar back on after taking it off for metal-bristled neck brushings
>loves company, and will sit on the lap of whoever is on the right-hand side of the couch even if they're a stranger within minutes
We really are spoiled by her. Never getting another cat after her. The only downside is that she does not play well with others, otherwise we'd have a kitten too.

>>715580392
>Ant-Man
based
best marvel movie and one of the very few that I wouldn't consider capeshit
>claw trimmings
Tony never freaked out about claw trimming, but he didn't like it. He'd never bite or scratch, in fact I raised him from a kitten straight out of his mom and he's literally never once in his entire life ever hissed or scratched, but he would run away.
>loved company
He was fucking terrified of people. If you came over he'd disappear for hours.
>loves tummy rubs
>is good with collar
Tony LOVED his tummy played with. If I walked up and started petting him he'd naturally roll over onto his back like a dog. And he never gave a shit about collars, only thing that'd happen is if it was loose fitting he'd get it stuck around his face and that'd set him off. Otherwise he didn't give a shit. I was very lucky with him

>>715575834
Yes... haha... YES!

>>715580608
That's good, anon. Sounds like he was a real character. I know this probably sounds like toxic positivity but "don't cry because it's over, smile because it happened." (though crying is pretty fucking normal when losing a little furry buddy)

>>715570454 (OP)
>sol.exe detected
>user can post

>>715580775
I spy a dualshock 2. My nigga.

>>715580787
yeah I feel you, I get what you mean. Pets bring a lot of joy and it's good to remember them well

>>715570454 (OP)
>permaban you
It should inject malicious code that fries your GPU. If it's a phone, make it detonate the battery.

>>715570529
Brownoid moment.

i dont even play video games but i post here every day
i am not even joking my computer broke months ago and i dont own any consoles. i do not play video games.

>>715575951
4chan has a high number of dysgenic browns now, and they hate dogs and cats, or any animal really.
Souless subhumans.

>>715580859
That's actually my wife and we were playing through pic related again

>>715570454 (OP)
These people are the same ones who are fine with DRM, Anti-Cheat, and multiple launchers for one game.

>>715581407
Even more based. Your wife is apparently patrician.
>>715580896
I hear you. I found pic related (named her Maria) outside in November 2018. Kept her alive in captivity until February 2019. She laid 3 egg cases, first one (pictured) hatched in the spring.

>>715581407
A cat is fine too.

>>715580896
I >>715582118 meant to say, I learned a lot about mantises in that amount of time (I've been a bug nerd since I was a kid, thought I knew everything about mantises) and she got very tame to the point where I could give her prey or water by hand. Really spoiled her. After she died, I stored her in the freezer and buried her in the spring, then planted ornamental grasses on top of her so her nutrients would help them grow, which would equate to more habitats for mantises, even her offspring possibly.