Thread 715570640 - /v/ [Archived: 408 hours ago]

Anonymous
7/16/2025, 1:04:32 AM No.715570640
Zebrakong
Zebrakong
md5: b53681c7155f628a5d641fbc49895334๐Ÿ”
Uh. Why does Zebra Kong's tie have an "N" on it? He's not Nebra Kong.
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Anonymous
7/16/2025, 1:05:32 AM No.715570705
How can you be gay when the only way to have sex is through a literal shitpipe
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Anonymous
7/16/2025, 1:07:22 AM No.715570830
donโ€™t correct him chat, let him figure it out
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 1:07:31 AM No.715570841
1237854653
1237854653
md5: 80953ea82ee4ed1781238ae2e3b89b96๐Ÿ”
why does his t-shirt have an N, he's a squid
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Anonymous
7/16/2025, 1:09:41 AM No.715570990
>>715570705
I know there were threads homolusting over this character a while back, But if your first thought upon seeing a joke about the print on his tie is gay sex, that's on you. Faggot.
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 1:09:46 AM No.715570997
>>715570705
its the appeal of the rest of their body, their masculine face, and then god willing they take some care of their anus. an anus that's not like, hugely gross can look pretty good honestly.

like you've never seen a girl's anus and thought "hmm maybe"?
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Anonymous
7/16/2025, 1:11:28 AM No.715571117
It's a Z for Ziggers
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 1:12:13 AM No.715571174
>>715570997
And a thoroughly cleaned anus is just objectively cleaner than a pussy can ever be. If germs and weird substances are what put you off, being gay is the better option.
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 1:12:17 AM No.715571180
>Zebra Kong

Do they explain why he's called Donkey Kong?
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 1:12:53 AM No.715571228
>>715570841
It was apparently from an old pitch in an early character sheet where he was from New York (unsure if city or upstate) instead of Kansas. It was never explained in the series proper what the N stands for after the change.
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Anonymous
7/16/2025, 1:16:40 AM No.715571508
1744035106891512
1744035106891512
md5: 83432a247e453f33b6f1b3f807a82da8๐Ÿ”
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Anonymous
7/16/2025, 1:17:16 AM No.715571542
>>715571228
The New York explanation actually comes from a completely asspulled retroactive justification that aired as a bumper on Nicktoons Network.
The truth is that they thought the N looked good, tied into Nickelodeon, and didn't think too much more about it. I believe it was originally supposed to be a hockey sweater, too, but they realized it didn't make sense for a show set in LA.
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 1:18:50 AM No.715571639
>>715570640 (OP)
It means Nintendo
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 1:19:37 AM No.715571697
1750281412111206
1750281412111206
md5: 25db8578444baa0a5754155561ee54ac๐Ÿ”
>>715571508
the fuck does pony porn have to do with dk?
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Anonymous
7/16/2025, 1:23:00 AM No.715571950
Reminder to thank the zebra for Pauline
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 1:24:00 AM No.715572023
>>715571508
nice tits
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 1:24:20 AM No.715572058
superman_s
superman_s
md5: 14ff9a30546bc7e76e93cf4723fc4141๐Ÿ”
>>715570841
>You see, when you humans see N it means n*****
>But to us, its a symbol of hope
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 1:24:44 AM No.715572091
>>715571697
Do you even watch the shoe?
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 1:25:49 AM No.715572169
>>715571508
would you get banned for posting porn or for posting ponies?