Why do people defend it and praise it so much? I don't like leaving games unfinished but this is beyond boring. And i'm not even half way through the game AND i have to play Mother 3

Do majority of earthbound fans just defend it without having ever played it? Because it's so boring, slow, stupid, the humor is cringe and it has so much grinding.

Anything made by Nintendo is a masterpiece

>>715576756 (OP)
it was never good, i just shilled it ever since it came out for the sole purpose of making you play it 3 decades later just so you get really annoyed

I'll bite: What JRPG should I be playing instead?

>>715576865

Wow what is your problem???

>so much grinding
just bully fobbies.

>>715576949
i don't like your face

>>715576756 (OP)
>>715576820
>>715576865
lol nice thread you got here OP.

>>715576926
jrpgs are gay and written by virgins

>>715576756 (OP)
It's Sooooo wacky dude like loool you fight a puke monster

>>715577016
This but OPs

>>715576756 (OP)
You're allowed to not like things but if your sole gripe with a piece of entertainment is that it's boring, you need to spend a day or two not looking at screens and cleanse your attention span.

>>715576756 (OP)
>grinding
confirmed retard

I can't even defeat this asshole

>>715577359

Why do you play videogames if not for entretainment? How a game being boring makes you have "low attention span"?
Are you a zoomer trying to go for some deep "Vidya is... art..."?

>>715577410
have ness focus on spamming his PK special (whatever you named it) to kill all the small guys. he is weak to PK ice and fire so that could work too. And you can distract him for a bit with the fly honey jar if you have that

>>715576756 (OP)
you're dumb

>>715576756 (OP)
This game jumps from 4/10 to 9/10 the moment Poo shows up.

>>715577652

Turns out he's invulnerable until you give him the jar of honey, finally managed. God this game suckkssss

>>715577490
Good morning saaaar

>>715577410
The great filter

Why does this game never run at a smooth framerate outside of sometimes on the 3DS port? There’s always some seemingly unnecessary snagging or chugging kinda thing that makes it hurt my eyes nowadays.

GOD I'M, FUCKING SICK OF THIS PHOTOGRAPHING GENIUS WHAT IS HIS FUCKING PROBLEM HE LITERALLY DROPS FROM THE SKY TO TAKE PICTURES OF LITTLE KIDS SOMEONE DO SOMEHTING JESUS CHRIST

>>715576756 (OP)
There's boring silent protagonists and then there's Earthbound where it literally makes all of the protagonists shut the fuck up the moment they join your party.

4chan is an imageboard.
Contribute content, or you're a loser.

>>715577738
too bad I dropped this turd before I reached that point

>>715576756 (OP)
its the type of humor thats very easy to dislike if you want to.
For example if you want to be a stick-in-the-mud, the exact personality type that 9/10 4chan users aspire to.

Wonder if OP will get filtered by the bat too

>>715578148

Maybe for an underage retard like you the "LOL SO RANDOM 4TH WALL BREAKING" jokesa re funny to you after watching marvel shit like Deadpool but normal people get thrown off and lose any interest in the setting if there's constant 4th wall breaking reminding the player "LOL THIS IS A GAME AND IT'S ALL SO WHACKY AND RANDOM, LOL!"

>>715576756 (OP)
Vast majority of EarthBound fans have never played any of the games in the series.

>so much grinding
There really isn't. Sure, you might get stuck in a few levels and have to grind a bit, but it's rarely an issue, you just have to upgrade your gear when possible.

>>715577410
>>715577739
Shows that you weren't really paying attention to the game.

Anon, you don't need to finish Earthbound if you're not enjoying it. If you really want you could try Mother 3. The combat is more engaging and the story is more structured and coherent, you might prefer it. M3 stands on its own quite well even though some moments are enhanced if you've played Earthbound. Although, honestly, if you're not enjoying its humour and overall vibe, you probably won't enjoy Mother 3 either

It's a nintendo game; what did you expect?

I would have finished this game if it had a run button.

>>715578364
>There really isn't.

Bro as guide and reference to how far into the game i am and how much it will fucking tkae me to finish this garbage so i can be done with it i'm watching this walkthrough

www.youtube.com/watch?v=mPWlDqkQIeY
It's 35 hours long. and 30 of those hours are just grinding.
So fuck off. The game by itself is short garbage but it has so many boring pointless encounters and doens't tell you where to go and makes everything so complicated

Fuck your game.

>>715578245
>normal people
Don't play video games.

>>715578573
>It's 35 hours long. and 30 of those hours are just grinding.
That's called combat. You have to fight enemies to progress through the game. You don't have to spend 30 hours grinding levels.

>>715578068
Just his intro scene is worth it. All the real crazy stuff happens once he shows up and the floating HP bar gimmick starts to take off since your numbers are sufficiently large. I had 5 different playthroughs dropped from boredom but when I finally made it to him I marathon'd the rest of the game

>>715578890
> Bro the obnoxious enemies you have to seek to level up and have the same boring fights involving pressing "Bash" on menus is NOT G RINDING

Kys kys kys kyskyskyskyskyss

>>715578573

You can grind for like two hours in Onett at the arcade and never have to do it again for the entire game.
Or you can not grind at all and just not suck ass, it's not a hard game.

>>715578875
based seizureanon

>>715578573
You dont have to grind once and the game tells you where to go all the time if youre paying attention but you aren't and making the experience worse for yourself

>>715579138
>and the game tells you where to go all the time

It literally doesn't.

>>715576756 (OP)
>So much grinding
>Earthbound
Jesus Christ, anon. Are you only attacking or what?

>>715578963
How far off is it if I dropped my playthough at Summers?

> genuinely good game
> of course there's a thread on /v/ whining about it

Nothing ever changes.

>>715579308
You were almost there. Poo joins the party at Summers after his own very short chapter.

yaaay i love walking 2 steps, fight, 2 steps, fight, yAAAYYYY

>>715577410
>I can't even defeat this asshole
>auto mode
retard

>>715579448
maybe stop getting ambushed by enemies

>>715577410
lol

>>715579308
Been a while since I've played but IIRC Summers is like... a bit beyond halfway in? Like 60%?

>>715579432
I'll consider giving it another try.

>>715579448
You're around 14 yo, aren't you?

>>715579402
OP just ousted himself as an ADHD tiktokbrained zoomer.

>>715579475
> Just don't get ambushed bro
> Enemy positions

>>715579448
>>715579690
stop crying like a bitch

>>715576756 (OP)
>Do majority of earthbound fans just defend it without having ever played it?
they always do this see: Berserk, Expedition 33, Robot anime, list goes on

>>715579747

Your shitty mother 2 you haven't even played is TRASH

>>715579772
Earthbound is not a hard game nor is it a grindy game. I would get it if OP said that the combat sucks, but he's whining about nothing.

Anons, is Mother 3 woke or chud?

And to think i was gonna play Undertale and Imori after finishing this mother 2 and 3 garbage. No fucking way. I'm not gonna touch a shitty pixel game ever again, much less with shitty jrpg combat.

Turn based combat is the most cancerous shit in the world

>>715577490
You don’t have a low attention span because the game is boring. The game is boring because you have a low attention span
Also you’re retarded

>>715576756 (OP)
I mean it's an okay game, but you can blame its popularity by troons and hipsters who never even played a game (or even held a controller before).

>>715580135
> Woah you don't like a 30 minutes long combat with a ball of puke for which you have to bash, miss, bash, miss, psi, bash, miss, heal, bash, item, heal, bash, bash, item? LOW ATTENTION SPAN

Maybe if you're an unemployed loser with no life you have time to waste fighting 9999 balls of puke for 30 minutes each but other people barely have time to play videogames so they want games that are FUN and not take 30 hours to kill literal vomit enemies.

Maybe you should touch grass

And people say Mother 1 is better somehow. What a massive slog.

>>715580120
>ESP
good we can just disregard OP now

>>715580120
>ESP
Should have known I was talking to a brown retard.

> Enemy is a sign with the state of OHIO

Woah so 2025...

>>715580280
>>715580278
Based edgy underage mutts.

>>715580215
Just stick to your mobile games, zoomie

>>715580120
>Buscar
>Discord(4)
>ESP
>Earthbound Walkthrough
>Laptop
holy BASED

>>715576756 (OP)

You had to have played it 30 years ago to really enjoy it.

>>715580215
>mindlessly bashing for 30 minutes straight
Based retard

Woooahhh another long boring "jazz" scenes of pixels "dancing"
Amazing.
This game truly is a game ever made.

>>715580540
No you just need an IQ higher than 30.>>715580581

>>715576756 (OP)
Still better than Milquetoast 3.

>>715577842
SNES POWA BABEEEEE!

>>715576756 (OP)
>man who doesn't like Dragon Quest plays a dragon quest clone and gets mad at the fact that mechanically it is a dragon quest clone
lol

>>715580120
>adblock plus
lmao

>>715580215
>30 minutes long combat

How? What the shit have you done to fuck up so badly?

Nobody ever mentioned earthbound in my life until smash brothers came out. It has always been something people pretended to like because chances are you never played it.

>>715580894
it was obvious he was bad at clicking on the right things in menus the second he started talking about how fights work in earthbound

OP, genuinely what games do you like? I'm just curious.

>>715581013
>nobody played a game that famously bombed in the west until later
yes that is typically how cult classics function. you are right in that most haven't played the game, which is a shame.

>>715580972
He tried to kill Belch without the honey earlier

>>715581090

I like lots of games, my favorite game is Skyrim. Right now i started Anthem with my boyfriend but since he's sleeping i want to finish this Mother 2 garbage so i can move on to Mother 3 and finish this cursed shit i wanted to play to see what inspired Undertale before playing it, but now I hate this genre and won't even touch Undershit.

>>715581243
Undertale has its own gimmick to the fights that you might enjoy more, I think you should play it

>>715581243
Undertale is a bullet-“hell” (only hellish for final bosses and some genocide bosses) rpg. This game is just an rpg with some realism in it.

>>715581243
Does your bf like mother or undertale?

>>715581243
There will be people that read this post and think its genuine.

>>715581384

No fuck you already tried the intro and you can't walk 2 steps without arandom encounter. Fuck Undertale, fuck this genre.

>>715581458

He never played mother and he hates undertale becuase of its fanbase but he hasn't played it either.

>>715577410
You need fly honey nigga

>>715581510
>he hates undertale becuase of its fanbase but he hasn't played it either.
seems right up your alleys considering you're both faggots

>>715576756 (OP)
no one like this games

Pic related
>OP

>>715581997

Well i liked the theme and humor when i tested the intro but I don't like this shitty boring combat and constant random encounters that make a game t hat should be short and fun last 50 hours.
So Undertale can fuck off

>>715576756 (OP)
I agree the ""humor"" is cringe and retarded, it's what made me drop it, but combat is easy because after getting some levels or gear you auto-kill enemies

>>715582521
If you are grinding to the point that the auto kill is kicking in you are actually retarded. Even my mother didn't do that

OP is literally a poop colored retard lmao
This is who you argue with on /v/

>>715582607
tell her to grind my balls lol owned

>>715576756 (OP)
>it has so much grinding.
Thank you for including this part. Now you can be safely dismissed as a retard.

THIS GAME IS SO FUCKING BORINGGG I WANNA FINISH ALREADYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

>>715576820
fpbp

YouTuber slop.

Unironically, yes there is a good story in this game, but there’s too much bad shit mechanically that puts me off personally.

-first person turn base combat just isnt for me.
-having to hit the A button to open up a menu screen and picking what action you want to do in the overworld.
-slow as fuck, thankfully emulators make up for that, but still.

I like the cartoony graphics. I can see myself as a 4 year old in 1993 enjoying this because all the free time, but now a days, fuck no.

>>715580120
>1080p
>search bar on taskbar
>ESP
>chrome, firefox, and edge shortcuts
>task view button
>IGN walkthrough
look I don't like earthbound either but you need to get the fuck off my board.

Anyone who doesn't like Earthbound will be liquidated when the party seizes power

>>715576756 (OP)
I feel that way about FF7, except for the grinding part. No appeal at all.

>>715583296

Or what? what are you gonna do?

>>715583959
why are you still playing if you don't like the game so much

>>715584015

BECAUSE I'M NOT GONNA DROP IT AFTER WASTING 20 HOURS ON IT AND BEING HALF WAY YOU STUPID FUCK

Besides my opinion about it being garbage is worth more when i do finish it in comparison to the people who shill it who haven't even played it.

>>715582095
not brown enough nor gay enough

>>715584095
>I'm going to waste 20 more hours doing something I hate - man who calls other people stupid
lol

>>715584095
you still have quite a bit left to do. you wont finish it by the time this thread gets pruned.

>>715584159
> NOOOO YOUCAN'T FINISH THIS GARBAGE GAME BECAUSE THEN YOUR OPINION ABOUT HOW IT SUCKS IS WORTH MORE THAN MINE CUZ I DEFEND IT DESPITE NEVER HAVING PLAYED IT REEEE

You lost.
I won.
Mother sucks.

the backtracking in monkey puzzle is gonna mindbreak him isnt it

>>715584315

it already is. WHAT THE FUCK IS A BANANA KING

>>715584315
Anon, he's already mindbroken.

>>715584231
stupid and an inferiority complex, a deadly combo for sure.

>>715584370
The king of all bananas

>>715580120
>No "gay sex with hats on" tab
>No "how do I take a screenshot" tab

>>715577410
just bottle rocket his ass

>>715580095
yes

>>715580120
based

FInally. Now i'm out to play Anthem with my boyfriend and try to finish this shit by tomorrow. God i hate old games.

>>715584582
>"buscar"
different people, different time

>shartyfags now make bait threads about actual videogames and even have a discussion regarding the games (in retarded bait way)
I don't get it

>>715584778
Nobody cares, fag

>>715580120
Wait, I think I have this exact same laptop!
I assumed it was too dogshit to play real video games—what are you using to run Earthbound on yours?

>>715585301
op is geniuinely retarded. being genuine is key to a productive thread.

>>715585489
Nta but I use that Emulator it's Bsnes.

>>715585469

bsnes.

>>715585469
I don't think it's possible to have a laptop that's too shitty to emulate SNES games. I used to have a laptop with a floppy drive back in the early 2000s and SNES9x ran just fine on it.

>>715585301
It's better than their usual behavior so I'll humor them

>>715576756 (OP)
You don't have to play anything
Don't like it? Stop playing and move on with your life

>>715576756 (OP)
Thanks for all the free (You)'s lmao you losers are so easy to bait.

>>715576756 (OP)
People only praise Earthbound because Sakurai shilled it in Smash bros, and want to look cool. In reality it's largely secondaries pretending to play it, like with Touhou or Kojima games. You'll see praise after praise for Mother 3 as well, but again, only because it's in Smash bros. Where's the demand for "For the frog the bells toll" to get an overseas release? Or "Mysterious Murasame castle"? Or "Captain Rainbow"? Or "Doshin the giant"? Or Chibi Robo 2?

>>715586883

You want me to give up?
Did Nethanyu give up when he was bombing all those palestine children?
Did Trump give up when he was raping those children in Epstein island?
Did Diddy give up when he was on trial?
The answer is no. So i won't give up. I will finish it, i will hate it, i will tell everyone the game is shit and shout at anyone who said it's not that they didn't play it and i did.

I'm even taking a screenshot of every single moment in the game so i have VISUAL PROOF of how garbage this piece of shit is.

I hope Mother 3 is not as bad and i can rush it because here not even wall hacks work becuase each room is its own "realm" unlike in Mother 1.

>>715584778
I bet your boyfriend is a scrawny faggot who spends all day gooning to furry porn on e621

>>715577410
hahahah oh no no no no no NOI NO NO NO HAHAHAHAHA

>>715576756 (OP)
>it has so much grinding.
pleb
>slow
yeah, it is slow though.
i unironically recommend either playing maternalbound or just dropping it since you don't like it.

this has to be bait
this has to be falseflagging
you can't be this retarded earthbound out all things is filtering you

>>715587190
Unlike sonic being good, The Mother series is full of good games, great even.

>>715577410
did you get the jar of fly honey?

>>715578184
he'll get filtered by anything he can't mash or auto his way through so yes.
he'll never be able to beat giygas either.

>>715587954
or the Mother 3 bass

>>715587814
>> THIS 36 HOURS LONG GAME CAN'T FILTER YOU!!!

It's not "filtering" me. Otherwise i wouldn't be able to progress. What it is doing is killing me of BOREDOM because it's a trash boring game and people like you who claim it's fine haven't even played it.

>>715586739
BNES has slowdown on my Switch so I assume there are still shittops out there that would struggle with it

>>715588153
videogames are for cultured white people to play and discuss. Log off Paco.

>>715587769
>>it has so much grinding.
>pleb
this guy hasn't even gotten Poo yet, he doesn't even know about the sword lmao

>>715587190
>Captain Rainbow
people did push for that but it might've been memory holed by now

>>715588505
> G-games are not supposed to be fun

YOu're not white, you're jewish.

>>715580120
>third world shitpostero
of course kek

It's literally the best JRPG. And it's not even close. Probably the best vidya RPG in general.

>>715587190
doshin the giant got a European release in 2002

>>715588570
You are not having fun because you are low IQ. You legit don't have the mental capacity to enjoy a game like Earthbound.

>>715588702
Its just a DQ2 clone with a gimmick that doesn't even matter for most of the game.

>>715588153
OP, I love shitting on trash JRPG movie games but "It's not filtering me" is NEVER the response to take in this matter. You have to be both biting, yet casually dismissive. Next time try something like
>Oh wowwee, walking slowly and mashing "a" to use Windows 11 right click menus to kill baby enemies for another 20 hours! The gameplay must REALLY change later on!
or
>Dragon Quest, but with quirky reddit chungus theming? Sorry, my balls properly function.

>>715588702

It's complete garbage i wish i was playing Dragon age or Witcher instead.

>>715588738

Uh huh

Now that you guys keep menitoning dragon quest i wonder if i should try it. I wonder if it has a remake so it's not boring ugly old garbage, is it like dragon dogma?

>>715588871

>>715588927
it's an earthbound like

>>715588871
you can't even save reddit pictures correctly... how do you function in real life?

>>715588994

Ah so it's garbage

nah m2 is based

>op

>>715589156
>game is a quirky japanese man's take on america
>all the cops do is get in your way and try to beat on you for no reason
based

lol I beat this game when I was a small child
it was fun even though I ran away from too many fights and had a hard time on bosses
being old is kinda awesome
young people are really retarded now

>>715589602

Nigga you using Eartbound deluxe? yuck

>>715589703
maternalbound

Mother 3 is 10/10 from start to finish. Would recommend it instead.

>>715589812
nah mother 3 is pretty weak compared to earthbound in my humble opinion

This game is undertale if it wasn't good. Zero gameplay variety, zero visual flair, zero peak music, zero character writing, only dumb fucking jokes. Fucking YIIK original version was better, it's horrible combat was as bad as this one

>>715589856

Kek theres NO WAY someone is this bad at Earthbound this can’t be real

>>715589812
>>715589853
it's stronger in some ways, weaker in others. I think earthbound's pacing is much better, it really gets right into the adventure so replaying it feels super brisk. Mother 3 has a LOT of intro to work through before you can really begin the main adventure of the game. But Mother 3 also has much better characterization of the principle cast because of that time spent, where the bulk of the cast in EB serve as one-off gags or as cardboard cutouts you lug around to do fights with. if only EB had DQ's party talk function

this is now an honest thread.
post your honest thoughts on the mother series.

>>715590072
never played 1, 2 is one of my favorite SNES JRPGs and while I quite liked Mother 3 after my first run, I doubt I will replay the game because of how long it takes to really get going

>>715590027
nah I disagree

>>715589932
old meme, now it's indians running the hospitals

>>715590072
Earthbound and Mother 1 are great, Mother 3 is overrated by the fandom to Kingdom Come but it’s alright. Mother 3 is desperate to make your ass cry though because it’s the only way it can skew the vote in its favor but objectively it isn’t as coherent and precise in its story as Earthbound is.

>>715590168
so someone should just write SARRR on it and leave everything else identical because they still tell you that you should kill yourself while they give everyone else free shit you paid for out of every paycheck lol

>>715577410
526 HP? Nigger why are you grinding so much?

>>715590257

I'm not i literally used hacks for max level but the game is still grindy garbage.

>>715590321
you hack but you still can’t beat the game?

>>715590072
All 3 are soulful and based as fuck

>>715590321
Massive skill issue

>>715590321
you can just walk past the enemies you dumb nigger

>>715590354
> Woah you're half way through a 9999 hoursl ong game? how haven't you beaten it yet? filtered much?

Are you stupid?
It's not my fault the game was long garbage. At least for mother 1 i could use wall hacks to run at the speed of light over mountains and everything to reach each melody and beat this garbage but here i can't do that, there's no hack to even avoid the fucking random encounters.

OP is clearly merely pretending guys, there's no possible way anyone can be this much of a genuine clown.

>>715581243
>my favorite game is Skyrim
This says more about you than you'd like

>>715590401

You literally can't you stupid bitch you haven't even plaeyd it. Enemies run to you and they do so in waves and you walk 2 steps and there's a new one in every part of the map. Its' impossibleto avoid them be it in open spaces or literally linear caves. You. Didn't. Play. It.

>>715590425
Liar. Even with wall hacks the encounters are still there. How did you tolerate the haunted mansion?

>>715590507

What does it say?

>>715590513
lol I beat it when I was a small child and you can trick them by walking back and forth you stupid nigger
god damn you're retarded

>>715590531
>Liar. Even with wall hacks the encounters are still there.

https://www.reddit.com/r/earthbound/comments/1bm9s3c/a_few_useful_earthbound_beginnings_cheat_codes/
No random encounters: UPSPTSXA

>>715590590

>>715590648
oh that explains it
go back

>>715590425
you can’t be this retarded. this is a bait thread.

I've seen Mother 1 filter people but this is a whole nother level.

>>715590356
>that image
still one of my favorite bits in any game.

> REEEE YOU BTFO ME WITH FACTS AND LOGIC YOU HAVE TO BE BAITING YOU HAVE TO BE YOU HAVE TO BE TROLLING REEEEE

You all lost. Though in reality i am the one who lost becuase Mother 2 is such boring garbage.

>>715590072
Still haven't played 1. Mother 2 and 3 are one of my favourite games, there's really nothing quite like them no matter how many "quirky mother-inspired RPGs" there are. I hate how Mother 3 is still relatively obscure since some people still refuse to play it. Even though the fan translation is better than anything nintendo could have given us.

>>715590648
Use a walk through walls cheat and avoid the overworld encounters. If you can't do that then nobody can help you.

>>715590769
ESL attention whore thread.

>>715590356

I didn't think it was funny.

>>715590648
you claim you play these games so your opinion can be counted as legit by those who have, yet you compromise the experience by cheating, invalidating your playing of the games.

>>715590795
wow reddit is still seething about ben shapiro after 20 years huh, go back

>>715590829

I did and guess what happened just now. Since i didn't properly walk through the desert the high way blockade never disappeared so when having to learn PSI Teleport i kept crashing into it and the game wouldn't let me progress, i had to manually walk through the desert all over for the cars to go away.

Walking thorugh walls bugs the shit out of the game and doesn't make it any faster. At least it was useful in the stupid mole cave to avoid all the random monsters and just run to each mole.

>>715590959
Lmao get fucked nigger

>>715590862
> Y-you haven't actually beaten the game because uhhh you didn't fight 10 monsters every 2 seconds

I care for not the gatekeeping of people who haven't even played it. I played it, i finished. End of story. Your whole "wahh easy vs hard, wahh saving vs no saving, wahhh cheat to disable obnoxious random encounter vs 9999 hours long game with 99999 random encounters"

You enjoy all the random encounters every 2 steps? Good for you, shame you will never play Mother 1 to actually experience how boring they are.

You're just seething so hard that i am playing and finishing these garbage games which you are not even capable of because as usual, /v/ doesn't play games. Take the L.

>>715591052
>I played it
no you didn't

>>715591103

I did and i have proof because i took screenshots of every moment in this garbage shitty ugly game. You haven't played it and you can't even prove it. Therefore, i win, you lose. :)

>>715591206
Holy shit you are a petty faggot
did you intently save screenshots to use them for the sheer purpose getting into arguments with people?

>>715591206
you're right, I didn't play mother 1. I even said as much earlier in the thread. you haven't either, you walked through the game while completely disabling the gameplay and are now gloating about it on 4channel.org. not only are you retarded and wrong, you're LOUDLY retarded and wrong.

>>715591206
>discordspic retard filtered
Many such cases

>>715576756 (OP)
I bet you can't get past the second town

>what's your favorite food
dog shit

>>715591410

I take screenshots of literally every single game i play and i always use them as proof to completly btfo retards like you.

I played it. You didn't.
I can prove i played it. You don't have shit.

I win :)
Wanna see my dragon age veilguard screenshots? You probably didnt' play it either :S

I'm old and played earthbound on release back in 1995 and I'm pissed it got a cult following because it legitimately was one of my favorite games even 30 years ago and now if I say I like it I feel like a trend follower

>>715591436
> REEE THE 99999 ENCOUNTERS EVERY 2 STEPS OF A GAME I HAVEN'T PLAYED ARE ITS CORE AND ITS SOUUUUL YOU HAVEN'T PLAYED IT

You. Lost.
You haven't played it. I dd. I finished it. You dind't. SO your opinion on the game and your gatekeeping does not matter to literally anyone because, i repeat, you didn't play the game LMAOOOO

>>715591643
Nah. It's easy to tell who you are. Any time I see you post I will assume you didn't play the game and speak in bad faith.

>>715591751
> Ha! now i'm gonna get obsessed with you and open 4chan every day to speak with you

Great, another terminally online loser obsessed with me.

>>715591670
it's really not that serious, if I let people who act like morons dictate how vocally I enjoyed things I'd never be able to say I'm an earthbound fan at all

>>715586739
Everything can run snes. I could emulate earthbound back in the nineties with a 386

>>715591643
I literally just entered this thread, skimmed through all the bullshit you typed up, and my conclusion is you are one of the biggest faggots I've run into all year, and that's saying a lot. You should pat yourself on the back, then jump off the tallest building you can find. Have a horrible day

>>715591821
>terminally online
lol you just can't help using your reddit terms
go back

>>715591887
> I read 228 comments in a desperate attempt at participating in this conversation that does not include me

You have no boyfriend and it shows Touch grass.

Guy who actually plays video games here. You're gay, brown, and retarded.

>>715579448
yo is the wolf eating that buffalos ass

>>715590796
Mother 1 is overrated. It's good but it's the least repayable in the series and hard to recommend unless you're a hardcore fan of 2 and 3. Mother 1 is fine but it's the contrarian choice

>>715576756 (OP)
I loved it when it came out. replayed it last year. it doesnt hold up. FF6 and Chrono Trigger hold up.

I played through Earthbound Zero recently. The encounter rate and grind complains are slightly overblown, but you have to know what you're doing with bread crumbs and 4th-D Slip. I beat Giegue at level 28.

>>715591841
Yes but it's still annoying for anyone to associate me with the newcomers. But ultimately that only happens on anonymous websites because I'm a normie and I don't talk about video games in real life

>>715591460
lmao I’ve been past the second town since before you figured out how to plug in a controller. Talk to me when you beat Duncan's Factory without save states, scrub.

OP, post a picture of your hand, I have a theory about your skin color.

>>715592190
This game smells like yikes

>>715591965
There's a reason I used the term skimmed. I read maybe a few comments in full, most of your comments I barely even glanced at. A few words and your unbridled rage over such trivial things along with your horrible personality became apparent immediately. Why would I waste time reading through your posts when I know that every word coming out might as well just be "I'M A FAGGOT!" repeated line after line? I can assure you most people didn't read whatever trash you typed up, thought to themselves "man this guy is a faggot", and went about on their way.

>>715592084
Chrono Trigger doesn't hold up to me because it's too short and the world is lacking. There's not enough to explore. But yeah way too short. Don't give me that multiple ending shit because the endings are just 20 second meme endings like THE KING IS A FROG OMG EPIC

>>715592270
lol OP has switched gears trying some new bait

>>715577410
>massively overleveled
>auto
>still lose
>grinding
>in Earthbound
Zoomers are such ADHD brainrotted retards. The entire generation is fucked.

>>715592084
all 3 hold up

>>715590356
I keked

>>715592036
>least repayable
It's probably the most replayable in my opinion. I find it much less heavy on the dialogue and railroading than the others, particularly 3. I love all 3 but I really love 1's atmosphere, the music, the charming graphics, the mysterious open world, the wacky PSI and challenge of how enemies can really just tear into you.

>>715592238

How's your theory holding up now little bro?

>>715592550
>shitty ass laptop
guys I'm starting to think this isn't a bit and this guy really is just a moron

>>715592607
> NOOOO YOU CAN'T HAVE A LAPTOP BECUASE... YOU JUST CAN'T OK?

My boyfriend's cat pissed on my computer and broke it so i have to use his gaming laptop.
Gonna cry about it?
> WAHHH YOU'RE GETTING FILTERED
Yet i'm half way through the game and i'll finish it by tomorrow :S
> WAHHH BUT UHH YOU DIDN'T PLAY MOTHER 1
I did and i have proof :)
> BUT WAHHH YOU USED CHEATS SO IT DOESN'T COUNT
It does count and you haven't played it :)
> OH YEAH!? WELL UHH... YOU'RE BROWN!
You lost :)

>>715592704
go back lol you're not even trying at this point

>>715592550
What are those white stains by the trackpad, is it cum from being a disgusting masturbator, or mold from being dirty?

>>715592762

It's cocaine. Retard.

>>715592550
life is falling apart huh

>>715592838
No it's not, cocaine is powdery not oily. I've seen enough LivePD to know.

>>715592864
> REEEE YOU'RE BROWN POST HAND :)
>> posts hand
>I HATE YOU I HATE YOU YOUR LIFE SUCKS :)

My life is going pretty well right no actually today was my free day and i'm gonna go watch a movie with my bf now and then play Anthem!

I'm sorry you guys don't have a boyfriend to play with, or haven't finished Earthbound, or worse yet, you're not white :S

>>715592704
>It does count
No it doesn't :)

>>715592838
No, that's where his sweaty wrist has worn through the shitty coating from playing counterstrike go for 90,000 hours

>>715592972

I don't like shooters really. I like RPGs! Not JRPGs though they are trash. Earthbound being case in point.

>>715593026
>!
trying way too hard

>>715592270
I quite like CT's length, not every JRPG needs to be a massive nearly 100 hour venture, especially when the combat is admittedly not very complicated. it has a cool twist on ATB though, shame no other game ever really bothered to iterate on the idea until like, I am Setsuna, and that game is stinky. As for the world the game makes up for lack of quantity with some real good stuff, like the Robo Factory, Magus tower revisit, the Lucca flashback and reviving Crono to name a few standout bits.

I'm making my own earthbound inspired quirky rpg.
I'll have a demo early next year hopefully, I don't know if I should post it here though since the culture changed so much and most people now hate this shit. But a lot of anons loved that kind of stuff back in the day. Sigh...

>>715593307
I wouldn't worry too much about what retards baiting think, just give it your best and it'll be great

>>715593307
I feel like shilling your game on here is a pointless endeavor unless you can make it be used as /vpol/ shitpost fodder, but by doing that you give your game the mark of the beast

My only real complaint with Earthbound is the inventory space, and by extension that Jeff is fucking useless outside of boss fights.

That said, >>715577410 is some quality bait.

>>715593372
Jeff can use the heavy bazooka as his main weapon.

>>715593372
jeff damage is alright, mother 3 has better gameplay

>>715593367
I don't really care about the latter.
I'd be just more upset if I post something and get like 3 replies that say "this suck we don't care" and the thread dies.
That'd be kinda depressing but I guess maybe that's the final nail I need to leave, I really thought I'd never get out of touch with this place but it changed so much I don't even know.

>>715593498
sadly a big part of putting out anything anywhere is the risk of it not doing well in the spaces you'd think it would. just gotta do your best in putting it out there, because as much as it sucks to actually have to do, if you want your game to succeed you need to market it.

>>715593420
At like
the end of the game

>>715588927
>Now that you guys keep menitoning dragon quest
its just one guy who got mindbroken when he played dragon quest for the first time last week and realized that the gameplay is pretty much the same as his favorite game of all time, earthbound. now he has to parade around /v/ telling everyone that eathbounds gameplay was largely lifted from dragon quest like it's some obscure trivia and because he realized it that makes him some kind of genious at playing video games.

>>715593307
Just don't do a separate thread for it. Once an earthbound or dev thread comes around (or you just make one of those) you can post it and people shouldn't give you much shit. Don't know how much publicity you'd get though. Good luck anon

>>715593372
juggling items feels a bit bad yeah, game would really benefit from a DQ item bag. you'd think it'd have it because it was first in DQV which released 3 years prior.

>>715593582
Depends on how early Jeff gets the needed IQ. The broken bazooka is in the sewers.

>>715593307
>le sigh
Just don't do that and I might take a look

>>715593625

But i thought the whole point of Earthbound was to be a parody mocking Dragon Quest with constant funny shit or completly random nonsensical alien vs kids plot.

>>715576756 (OP)
Earthbound fan excited to play earthbound for the first time.jpg

>>715576756 (OP)
Mother 3 is way better, Earthbound is made to be played with an emulators speed up function

>>715576756 (OP)
trust me the first game is even worse

>>715594089
As someone who played both of those games. There's nothing in EB that's mocking DQ. It's just similar gameplay in an opposite setting.

>>715576756 (OP)
It was shilled to get people to buy the game at extremely high markup from resellers. The only unique thing about the game is the "quirkiness". Other than that, everything else is standard JRPG fare. The game tries to be funny, but I don't find any of the forced humor funny at all.

>>715595998
I dunno some stuff can be seen as them taking the piss out of DQ at least, like the items that do literally nothing. they take up your limited inventory space and really don't do anything except exist as a gag, like the protractor. not quite mocking DQ outright but using the DQ formula to deliver a joke

>>715576756 (OP)
I dropped 2 on the desert, don't remember why.
Dropped 3 because of the timing system, was playing on a shitty phone emulator and it had input lag

OP btfod everyone in this thread holy shit

>>715600276
I'm trans btw if it matters :P