>game lets you summon water
I will now play your game

>>715583401 (OP)
I can summon water if I drank it 2 hours earlier

>>715583443
Fucking Bear Grylls posts on 4chan?

>>715583401 (OP)
kazuma should’ve knocked her up

>>715583401 (OP)
Huggy kissy sex with Aqua

>>715583401 (OP)
Are the konosuba games any good?

>>715583401 (OP)
How fertile is Aqua womb?

>>715583443
Like this?

>>715583401 (OP)
Do you think Aqua farts? Did she fart while passed out drunk living in the stables?

>>715583586
As fertile as the primordial soup.

>>715583401 (OP)
How gassy is Aqua's ass?

Wish I knew how to summon water elemental

>>715583729
she is liquid not gas

>Drink Aqua's piss
>Taste just like purified water
Boring

>>715583898
>>715583401 (OP)
Is that a Vegonia?!?
MODS!!! Help me!!!

>>715583720
probably, since she's in mortal form
but like seeing up her skirt, nobody notices it because she uses her goddess powers to edit it out of the minds of the mortals surrounding her

>>715583401 (OP)
Aqua's fluids are pure.

Reminder Kazuma thinks this is unattractive

Anons who claim they'll drink Aqua's aquas. Do you mean it?

best girl btw

>>715583401 (OP)
do you think you can save aqua's divinity by impregnating her and raising the mildly more intelligent progeny?

>>715584493
OF COURSE
literally built for mating

>>715584340
Because of how retarded she is. He still jerks off to her

>>715584560
She will purify your seed before it has a chance to take hold.

>>715584743
Aqua is a miracle of the universe and the perfect wife.

>>715584805
She's too dumb to get bamboozled into a silly adventure with some nerd that died like a retard. She's too dumb to know she got pregnant until it's too late and the baby has god powers to counter her.

>>715584952
based
based
based
holy based lmaoooooooo

>>715584805
nah, purification works on foul stuff like corrupted lakes, demons, undead and tea
she is no harm to living and good things

>>715584952

>>715584340
>interact and forced to rely on woman
>become incel and hate women
Tale as old as time

>>715584952
Needs a bigger ass.

>>715583559
She can't get pregnant sperm is liquid so it gets purified to pure water same reason you can just drink her piss like a tea kettle

hydrating myself from her pristine pussy water.

Aqua's feet in my mouth

>>715584743
Didn't he only do that once

>>715584952

Aqua is literally the worst option. Megumin is a million times better based on both her abilities and her chemistry with Kazuma.

>>715586156
And she is flat as fuck and thats hot

>>715585762

>>715586329
>KAZUMA-SAN, KAZUMA-SAN! LOOK HOW HARD I CAN PISS
>PSSSSSSHHHHHH

>>715586156
Best girl is not for Kazuma, he can have Megumin.
Aqua is for me.

I've always imagined water-themed girls as being very excessive squirters