What the hell is wrong with Steamies? - /v/

What the hell is wrong with Steamies? - /v/ (#715600816) [Archived: 368 hours ago]

Anonymous

7/16/2025, 10:12:02 AM No.715600816

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>All Crash games are sub 20%

We need to put a stop to all game purchases on Steam until we figure out what the hell is going on.

WHY DON'T THEY PLAY THE GAMES THEY BUY!? YOU CAN'T DO THIS.

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Anonymous

7/16/2025, 10:21:03 AM No.715601178

>>715600816 (OP)
fuck off retard

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Anonymous

7/16/2025, 10:22:08 AM No.715601213

>>715601178
Huh

Anonymous

7/16/2025, 10:24:15 AM No.715601304

>>715600816 (OP)
these games are ass to be fair

Anonymous

7/16/2025, 10:24:25 AM No.715601312

>>715600816 (OP)
kek I have this and haven't played it at all

Anonymous

7/16/2025, 10:50:22 AM No.715602279

>>715600816 (OP)
>cheevo contrarian at it again
you're so fucking boring

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saucy

7/16/2025, 10:52:45 AM No.715602376

oar2(1)

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>>715602279
boredom is only an argument when you're a white male chud. no one cares about minority entertainment.

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Anonymous

7/16/2025, 10:54:53 AM No.715602463

>>715602376
go eat shit somewhere else, pedo.

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Anonymous

7/16/2025, 10:56:15 AM No.715602517

>>715600816 (OP)
I got this in the humble bundle with Spyro and redditors lost their minds because I paid like $12 for both in 2019

saucy

7/16/2025, 10:57:09 AM No.715602551

>>715602463
UHHH ALL THE WITCH HUNTERS, OR HANSENS AS I LIKE TO CALL THEM, PLEASE STOP ACCUSING INNOCENT PEOPLE OR I WILL MAKE TELEVISION ANCHORS SLAVES AGAIN

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Anonymous

7/16/2025, 10:59:25 AM No.715602634

>>715600816 (OP)
If you look at the PS Trophies for beating Cortex, the numbers aren't that different:
>Crash 1: 9.8%
>Crash 2: 6.9%
>Crash 3: 10.4%

What are your explanations for that one?

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Anonymous

7/16/2025, 10:59:34 AM No.715602640

They are boring

Anonymous

7/16/2025, 11:02:03 AM No.715602757

>>715602634
If it was ever on PS Plus, those numbers would be nuked.

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Anonymous

7/16/2025, 11:03:47 AM No.715602830

>>715602551
go take your meds. but not before mixing them up with cyanide pills.

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Anonymous

7/16/2025, 11:07:37 AM No.715603014

>>715600816 (OP)
>10's steamies got filtered by a 90's kids game like Crash

It's beautiful.

Anonymous

7/16/2025, 11:08:27 AM No.715603059

>>715602757
It was included as part of a PS5 welcome bundle. If you bought a PS5 and had PS+ already, it was given to you 'for free'

Anonymous

7/16/2025, 11:11:04 AM No.715603195

>>715602757
>if

saucy

7/16/2025, 11:11:59 AM No.715603237

>>715602830
They don't sell cyanide in OTC transactions anymore. I think you have to update your medical journal a little.

Anonymous

7/16/2025, 11:18:26 AM No.715603518

>>715600816 (OP)
got them in a bundle for very little, never booted them up yet
played crash 1 30 years ago on ps1
what's complicated about this?

Anonymous

7/16/2025, 11:20:36 AM No.715603602

>>715600816 (OP)
isn't this actually the case for most games on most platforms? the overwhelming majority of gamers in general don't even beat their games. I think I've seen a handful of games hit 30-40% completion ever

Anonymous

7/16/2025, 11:43:39 AM No.715604623

Ryo_smug

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Reminder that OP is an EGS shill and he actually gets mad as fuck and pisses his pants that people just willingly dump their money on steam

Anonymous

7/16/2025, 12:00:01 PM No.715605343

>>715600816 (OP)
Wasn’t this shit like three bucks in the sale that just ended? That’s the sort of price where plenty of people will just get it without ever worrying about if they’ll actually play it or not. I might have gotten it too if I didn’t prefer just playing the originals.