https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aFLKoZaHak8

PATCH 2.3, LIVE NOW.

WHAT

>>715621496 (OP)
not into 'p

uh OP that thread title

another pragmata thread?

we are all here
>>715621496 (OP)
>>715621496 (OP)
>>715621496 (OP)

anyone remember tuning into those night city watch in 2020 before the game launched?

>>715621496 (OP)
>40,000 watching right now

>>715621496 (OP)

they are still updating CP? why?

>>715621496 (OP)
>CP livestream
>check link
>it's cyberpunk
Thanks for wasting my time.

>>715621496 (OP)
watching it. y'all niggas like this shit? fr?

>>715621601
KWAB

Hopes
>tool mods like Red Engine Kit for Witcher 3
Dreams
>bigger tits and full body modifications, full fledged maelstrom style

>>715621882
the cp X account has almost 2 million followers

Blatant false advertising

>it's live
LET'S GO

MODS?!

FUCK YES CP

What kind of accent is this

>>715622042
>Dreams
>>bigger tits and full body modifications, full fledged maelstrom style
its literally just cars, autopilot, and more photomode options. no quests, no weapons, no cyberware.

>Open up the stream
>Fat women
Hopes lost.

It's over.

Any cp lovers in this thread with us?

another nothingburger

they hyped the patch for this??

>>715622602
>women

>>715622602
closed the stream now because of this hog

>>715622609
>FSR updates
That is how you know that is fake.

>>715622602
DIOS MIO LA CREATURA.....

any guys with big crocks in this thread?

>>715622609
>AMD FSR 3.1 Frame Gen
Finally. Time to replay Cyberpunk.

>>715621496 (OP)
This was nothing, they couldve just dropped a regular update for this. Why make it a thing
>everyone spamming L in chat
Yea what was the point of this.

What the fuck are these orcs

>improved HDR settings
Maybe they will unfuck it so renoDX is not needed.

>>715622609
>literally nothing
Already finished the game 100%
I wasn't expecting anything cool with this patch, but I'm surprised they even bothered adding this.

ITS JUST FUCKING CARS LMFAO

>>715622780

>>715622780
This bitch looks like fiona from shrek what the fuck a legit ogre.

>>715622780
Lay off the squig juice

>no aurore sex scene
dropped, i'm going back to rule34

>>715622780
theyre just polish

>>715622780
I have reached a point where if I see someone wearing a choker I assume they are trans and trying to cover an adams apple.

>>715622553
Guy is French I think

>Breaking mods and further splintering the modding scene
>All for some cars
lol, lmao even

>>715622780
I hope for her sake her dick sucking skills are 10/10 they would have to be r-right?

>>715622916
that means you're mindbroken

>open stream
>hear woman
>close stream

>>715622602
Tech Shrek is a game dev now?

>>715622574
Quests to unlock the new cars, and there's probably some other secret minor quests since they get added every patch as the new team learns the engine

No DLC?

>>715622780
oh this update has LAYERS

im not updating if its just fucking cars to fuck my mods up

>switch2 update come later
boooooo

>>715622964
Sure, but Its definately something only worn by people who indulge in too much anime and see it there, and think that when they wear one they look like that. They dont. This is like a rubber band on a piece of ham.

>>715623029
DLC story like Phantom Liberty. They announced it

>>715623075
Get fucked tendie. Fuck Nintendo.

>>715622995
>Quests to unlock the new cars
those arent real quests, based on the "quests" previously added to get new cars.
>get close to area
>generic johnny line: "hey v, go over there"
>waypoint on the car
>get in the car to now own it

CDPRbros why is chat spamming L...

>adding in car paint jobs 5 years after the release
who gives a shit and why is this livestream worthy?

This is gonna introduce a ton of bugs.

>>715621496 (OP)
>car paintjobs
Oh my god who the hell cares.

>>715623242
I have the urge to spam L as well if they only show car customization for 15 mins

ClownPiece?

>>715623517
I car very deeply

>>715621496 (OP)
>all my mods are broken again just so they can fix 1-2 minor things
Fuck you nigger

>>715621496 (OP)
AYOOOOOO

Can the industry stop putting "CP" in part names? I'm getting tired of having to look up shit only to have Google drop a microscope on me.

>>715623075
They gotta strip the update of all its soul first to get it to run on the swish. Please understandu

This game has cars? I just airdash everywhere

>>715623643
>all my mods are broken again just so they can fix 1-2 minor things
You modniggers need to stop crying and acting fucking surprised.

>>715621601
fpbp

>autodrive
okay now we’re talking. They should definitely show this first instead of fucking vehicle custom

>The game now plays itself
Unironically worse than death stranding.

>>715623949
what the fuck do you need to play subway surfers while playing? are you fucking gay

>>715623974
You control the buttons you press.

>>715623974
That feature is going to be mad comfy though.

>>715623974
Good. Driving sucks so much in this game

>>715621496 (OP)
You knew what you were doing, thanks for the laff

My new favorite vehicle is L

>>715624054
If you know how painful it is to drive in cp2077 you wouldn’t say that

This did not need a stream

>>715623974
>Unironically worse than death stranding.
You know that there's other things to do other than driving you stupid fuck? you're probably almost hitting 40 years old deadass.

>>715624160
skill issue. I love driving in cp

>>715621496 (OP)
Feds aren't even trying to hide it

>>715624160
>Vanilla zoomer
Drivings been fine for years

>cars cars cars car features cars
Wow 2 maybe 3 faggots are so excited about this

okay, this is wholesome.

>>715624254
t. millenial

>>715622609
WOWIE ZOWIE!!!!!!!!!!! more dating options!!!!!!!!!! this shit is beyond sad and pathetic. Who is fucking sad as fucking dating simulator for? who is pathetic that larping a relationship in a shooter makes the game better? they added like three lines in the for the most pathetic part of the game. imagine playing this shit with people in the room with you lmao

Remember the starfield vehicle update? This stream is 10x better already

>>715624163
Sasko sure is having a good time.

>>715624390
>Remember the starfield
no

>>715624351
>retard gets baited this hard
Did you even read a single post in the thread after? It's fake tard the update is much worse

>still no ng+
>still no official mod support including on consoles

>The 4 cars and troonstagram update

>vehicle faggotry
>photo mode faggotry
why are they wasting their time on this shit

This is just absolute proof that adding relationships in your game is just for the LOWEST forms of fucking humanity. pathetic is what it is. New game+? no we gotta sexxt a fucking line of code in a game about dystopian futurism

do people really care about photomodes? the most ive ever interacted with one in any game is accidentally turning it on.

>>715621496 (OP)
>>715622609
We wanted more cyborg arms and legs wtf

who asked for this shit

>putting aurore in photomode instead of letting me save and sex her
gay as fuck

why would anybody drive in this game when dash and jumping around the city and playing it like dying light/mirror's edge is so much faster and fun

>want to finally play CP2077 in its finished state
>they keep updating it

>>715621601
fpbp

>>715624549
>consoles

>>715624654
Yes

FUCKABLE MEAT

>>715624706
It IS finished
How the fuck can you call any of this "updates"

>>715624654
PM is a troon thing.

>>715624706
The engoodening never ends.

A good photo mode can boost the popularity of this game a lot. It’s not a mode for you but for the public

first time i watched an official stream of cdpr, is this who they usually have on? theyre so fucking annoying especially this faggot who loves the smell of his own farts

>>715624705
>faster
the most efficient airdashing is still slower than the slowest car

rip krenzikov dashing

>>715621496 (OP)
It's STILL not done? When the fuck are they gonna finish this shit so I can finally play?

>>715624706
the only major thing to keep an eye on is actual DLC.
everything else is irrelevant.

>>715624653
What the fuck are you talking about? There's nothing about dating in these updates. Are you retarded?

Who tf cares about photomode or self driving jesus christ

>>715621601
i fucking kneel you knew it was going to be shit and op is a faggot

>>715624903
Substantial and concrete proof of your claim?

>announce nothingburger update
>bait 70k people into watching your nothingburger live stream
Are they stupid or kinda gigabased?

AMD BROS IT'S OVER

>>715624913
It’s the major stream form for many devs. It’s not a game showcase like Nintendo direct or State of play

>cars
>photo mode
>frame generation

>>715625006
whats more fucking insane is its got 16k likes

you can tell whoever is running the livestream is an out of touch roastie
>delamain is so hot guys right? here's a poll
>which npc do you want to ogle at in photomode? here's a poll with 4 guys as options
holy shit lmao

>>715624919
it's been done for a while now, this is just some extra shit no one cares about. go play it.

>>715624913
Yeah they're all like this. Sasko is the worst kind of retard

Anything new from a story and gameplay side or is it just cars?

>proper HDR10+

>>715625006
so it's basically same as every other "dlc"

max?

>>715625181
They said there were some new NPCs. Whatever that means.

>>715621496 (OP)
who cares anymore? shit was a train wreck when it launched and it turned a lot of people off it even when they "fixed" it people still didn't want to play it again. Who the fuck is even playing it now? Nothing will fix the shitty main story just make witcher 4 and try to get some goodwill back

>mac version is the "cherry on top" for the stream

>>715622780

MACbros just won.

macfags can't stop winning

hideo kojima pops in

Miyazaki pops in

How about 70k people interested enough to tune in. And still getting big numbers on steam playing daily?
Cyberpunk launch is history, old man. Cyberpunk has been great since 2.0

AND ONE MORE THING

I massaged a girls thighs for over 40minutes today when she was at my place, she's 10, and giggled when I move closer to her funny place. V/ros, I might just next time...

Jack Black pops in

>>715621496 (OP)
What did I miss?

>>715622602
Holy shrek

I want actual visual cyberware customization. I also want all devs to give up on photo modes forever.

>>715625548
cyberpunk 2078 confirmed

>>715625459

>>715621496 (OP)
>CP Livestream
expect a knock at your door buddy

>>715622879
I can fap to ogre fiona, she's sexy. This bitch isn't.

>NEW CAR COLORS GUIZE
>AUTO DRIVE SO YOU DONT HAVE TO PLAY SO YOU CAN HANG WITH JOHNNY GUIZE
> UPDATED PHOTO MODE CONTESTS TO GIVE Us FREE MARKETING GUIZE
>FRAME GENERATION AND BLUR ADDED GUIZE

This could've all been made with just a single tweet. This stream was not needed whatsoever.

>>715625548
pretty much nothing major

>>715625608
I do not feel like this relates to me but this scene is based regardless. Fuck trannies.

I'm immediately suspicious of video productions that have cameras constantly orbiting a panel of seated nobodies.

>>715621896
Kek'd really hard. That was great.

>>715621920
It's a legitimately good game now, i feel sorry for everyone who paid full price for the game in the bug ridden mess it was at launch.

>>715625710
Wow guys. Look at this free thinker.

What a pile of shite

>>715625768
that's me on base model PS4

you now remember The Great Sunnening Event

IT'S FUCKING OVER
JUST

Holy fucking nothing

this update really did NOT need a livestream

>>715621496 (OP)
>CP LIVESTREAM
MOOOOOOOOOOOODSSSSSSSSS

>>715622780
RON-DA! RON-DA!

>>715625681
They do this because their community managers are out of touch and think they still have this tight-knit relationship with their fans that they had going on pre-Witcher 3.

The only thing noteworthy is they finally have FSR4 officially instead of bullshit Optiscaler injection

>update with QOL improvements that you get for free and don't have to pay for
>/v/ bitches about it
You should be grateful they even bothered to do that to a 5 years old game at this point.

I just wasted 44 mins of my life

Patch notes where?

CYBER ROCKERS IN THE HOOOOUSE TONIIIIIIIIIGHT

>>715625548
cars, and not the russian kind

Posting Becca to save this thread

Fucking stream got unreadable at just the part where all the changes were on screen.

>>715621601
Kek, I didn't expect much and I was still let down.

>>715625998
>here's some free little things don't don't fix the real issues
gee a real mind boggler huh?

>>715622609
So, no new repeatable permanent content, new game plus or permanent activities to do in the city?

This is not very exciting for people who already completed the game.

>>715625998
>we delivered slop and added a shit cherry on top of it!
>be grateful, goy cattle!

>>715625548
literally nothing dont update the game if you want to keep your mods from bricking for some fucking car colours holy shit i cant believe they did a livestream for this fucking shit fucking faggots

>>715626137
Cyberbro...
now is not the time...
we..
lost...

>>715621496 (OP)
I can't spend an hour listening to that shit, it's insane how much work it is to try and decipher what eastern europeans say, when they try to speak english. It's just too strenuos for me.

>hype up ONE MORE PATCH
>release day comes and it gets delayed for an indeterminate time
>GUYS THE LIVESTREAM TALKING ABOUT THE PATCH IS TOMORROW
>audience reaction: L nothing burger no one asked for this
vs
>say nothing about a new patch
>announce it the day it drops
>audience reaction: whoa cool more free content

cdpr is fucking retarded for this shit

>>715621496 (OP)
Not clicking this

>45 minute presentation for this

>>715624549
>>still no official mod support including on consoles
Dumb nigger, consoles are what held this game back.

>>715621496 (OP)
>CP LIVESTREAM
jesus fucking christ I can't stop laughing

>Two cars and a motorcycle with quests to get them
>Delamain taxi service
>More car colour gimmicks
Am I missing anything?

>>715621496 (OP)
why doesn't someone make a GTA RP style multiplayer mod for CP2077?

>>715625710
based

>>715626437
Aneurism IV

I mean I really should not bitch about free update but HOLY FUCK at least dont say that we wanted you to return to the game they added literally nothing new for gameplay

>>715626437
hacking mp into a sp game is always a years long mess before it even get usable. for example, morrowind mp is pretty recently in a comfortably playable state and skyrim mp is still a buggy, crashy hatchet job.

How is XESS frame gen? Is it better than FSR3.1? I plan on using it with DLSS upscaling like you can with FSR FG.

i recently got the urge to replay phantom liberty because i've only done one route so far, but i feel like if i replay it now i approve of their dogshit update so now i can't play it

>3 cars and 1 bike
Thanks I guess?

This thing shouldnt be a numbered pass tho

>>715621496 (OP)
Where are the goddamn patch notes?

>>715626732
if you can use dlss, you have no reason to use fsr or xess. theyre just for non-rtx users. if you have rtx, dlss is always the best option.

willing to bet they delayed the announcement because of AMD not being fast with the updates

>>715626975
I have a 2070 Super so I can't use DLSS FG. Right now for Cyberpunk I use DLSS upscaling and FSR FG at the same time.

>>715626792
Modders couldn't be happier

>>715626927
you need to see all the colours you can add to your car tranny?

>>715627053
>I have a 2070 Super so I can't use DLSS FG.
oh. well ive heard xess is better than fsr as long as you actually have intel. no personal experience.

>>715626792
It definitely feels less meaty than 2.2 with the whole nCART system and all that. Art-wise, this is very minor, even with the new cars.

>quality of life improvements
These are the only things I'm interested in, and they weren't even mentioned in the Stream.

>>715627242
I guess I'll just have to test it. FSR FG really isn't too bad, it's jus the upscaling that's gross compared to DLSS.

>>715622864
Kek

>>715621896
i genuinely want to know why people don't just call it 2077 for short.

>>715627267
2.2 wasn’t NCart, that was 2.1.
2.2 was mostly the same as this, car colours/decals and more V customization and photo mode stuff.

>CP livestream

>finally feel like playing cyberpunk
>lets get some mods insta-
>see this thread
for fucks sake, why is it EVERY FUCKING TIME i get in the mood to actually play it they update it
just let it fucking rest niggas let the mods exist

>>715627743
Ah, right.

It's pretty clear that the game is maintenance mode but still has enough players to warrant these mostly PR patches with the fanfare.

Just as long as 2.3 doesn't fuck the keybinds up like 2.1 did, I'll be happy with it.

NG+?

>>715621496 (OP)
What the FUCK is wrong with you??????

>>715627891
They keep fucking with witcher 3 too, doubt its going to stop any time soon.

>>715628127
hahahaha

>>715627891
there is zero reasons to update the game to this though

>https://www.cyberpunk.net/en/news/51674/update-2-3-patch-notes

>>715628891
Cyberware shards no longer being missable >>>>>> everything added content-wise

>CP livestream

>>715621496 (OP)
Oh fuck they're bringing back CP?

Are there any decent overhaul mods out there? I'm considering a replay but I'd rather spice things up somehow

>>715622609
>FSR4
That's nice. A shame linux still doesn't officially support it yet along with rocm.

>no actual modifications to body when installing cyberware
I just wanted one fucking thing from this game, fuck you cdpr

I nearly had a heart attack

>>715629797
The worst part is that they're well aware this is by far the most requested feature.

>>715624654
Still waiting on the 3p view...

>>715628891
Thank you based anon for facilitating my laziness at not having to find the notes myself.

>>715630834
i dont get it....

>>715624654
Its a mandatory feature in every aaa game for whatever ungodly reason. No, i couldnt give two shits about it, i barely ever take a screenshot, let alone go into photomode

>>715621496 (OP)
>another USELESS patch that outdates all your fucking mods
Whatever interest I had in replaying disappears when they do this.

>>715631120
There's a player for the Cubs (amazing, I know) named Shota Imanaga

>>715623974
the ghosting effect on UI seems much worse than it was before, fucking hell. im not ever updating from my launch day phantomlib version

>>715624706
This isn't No Man's Sky. The last three "updates" have been fucking nothing. Just reskins for cars and photos.

switch 2 bros, we keep winning

>>715621496 (OP)
>CP LIVESTREAM

>New Paint!
>New Cars!
>Taxis work now

Well IM hyped.

>>715627267
Wait, 2.2 added working subways is what you're telling me?

>updates graphical options
>FSR 4
>autopiloted cars

Russia, nuke Poland.
This is nothing redeemable about that country anymore. It's an never ending bait and switch on former success from now on. CDPR have delivered absolutely nothing in the last 2 year when MILLIONS of fans would sell their kidneys for new DLCs on a game that is still relevant. They do everything to make iirrvant and make way for their new woke slop.

>>715621496 (OP)
>no third person camera
dont care

>>715631231
Can you not just not update the game and keep your mods?
Run it from the .exe file in your folders.

>>715631795
They arnt strictly "sub" ways because they are elevated...but yes you can get in and ride around in the train looking out of the window.

>>715631219
They began shilling Photo Mode hard because Tim lists it as a feature of the Unreal Engine. Devs don't even have to go out of their way to implement it like jp devs used to go out of their way to make some diorama Extra mode for posing characters around.

Do all the people who want 3rd person camera just want it so they can see their naked character?

>>715631932
Oh right. That's dope though.

>>715631795
It was 2.1 and it's an elevated metro train thing called 'NCART.' It's a fun novelty that adds a bit to the 'city feels real.'

>>715632181
CP2077 doesn't use Unreal. The next CP game will, for whatever fucking reason.

>>715632184
Obviously.

>>715632458
>CP2077 doesn't use Unreal. The next CP game will, for whatever fucking reason.
CPR have been bleeding engineers for a good while. I assume the ones responsible for the engine are gone, or most of the important people anyway.

>>715622609
>more than half the list is inconsequential graphics settings updates

>>715626231
>faggot propaganda

>>715632184
no naked, but dressed like a whore

>>715632458
>for whatever fucking reason.
Because RED engine was a notorious pain in the ass to make work for an open world game, especially for one like Night City was meant to be. Most of the bugs back at launch were a direct result of trying to bruteforce an open world map on an engine not equipped to deal with it. Remember how NPC cars were obviously on rails with no AI?

Unreal Engine won't be any better, though. Nobody bothers reeducating their engineers to use a new engine optimally. Expect horrific performance issues as a bare minimum.

>>715632567
It's CDPR mate.

>>715621496 (OP)
can't wait for patch 2.4 when we finally get photomode updates and new car colors, and then patch 2.5 at long last adding photomode updates and new car colors, and the game changr patch 2.6 bringing us photomode updates and new car colors.

>>715632956
The D was silent.

>>715632859
The issue clearly isn't with it being open world, Witcher 3 was already open world.

>>715633014
You cyberpunk lovers are weird.

>>715633065
The city is obviously busier than the wilderness. You have dozens of vehicles and NPCs at all time.

>>715633065
And it was horrifically buggy at launch, too.

>this game still isn't fucking done after five fucking years
Someone let me know when I can actually buy this finished product, because as long as they keep releasing major updates I'm going to keep waiting

>>715621496 (OP)
Goddammit, it’s always when I’m at work.

>>715631563
I'm glad Nintenbros get to play this too. Cyberpunk is a bona-fide modern masterpiece.

>>715622042
>bigger tits and full body modifications
There is a mod for that. Also works on npcs. I gave all females huge tuts

>>715633143
Novigrad was pretty dense desu, but yeah I get it.
>>715633150
It was no cyberpunk

>>715624654
Photomode is the game my fren

>>715633392
Gonna need to see this....to verify your claims of course.

>>715624654
.

>>715625768
>It's a legitimately good game now
No.

>>715632859
>RED engine was a pain for open world
>despite explicitly being built to do open world games

Stop being retarded, anon. In house engines always have problems, but CDPR switching to Unreal isn't some Bungie situation where the game engine literally can't handle the game's content anymore. It's probably a combination of brain drain, subsidies from Epic, and dumbing down the gameplay.

>>715634564
I hate CD Projekt Red so much.
Love CD Projekt though. GOG is the only good games platform in the modern era.

>>715621496 (OP)
Based

>>715624706
Oh wow, they added a janky animation for jumping out of your car. This game will never be what they promised.

Community managers have to justify not getting fired if they keep doing livestreams over jackshit updates like this.

>>715622879
She needs to get with John Fetterman, pronto. Their bloodline is dying.

>>715632458
>for whatever fucking reason.
Because 2077 is a mess and nobody still at CD Project has any idea of how to work it.

All the NuCDPR developers are junior developers or people like Patrick K. Mills who fail upwards after bomb after bomb after bomb of terribly performing games (Action Quake 2, Neverwinter Nights 2, Alpha Protcol, Cyberpunk 2077, Cyberpunk 2040/4E/"Red" edition TTRPG).

>>715633150
>new games, especially from major studios are buggy and janky at launch, so you should wait a while until the bugs are fixed and you can buy it during a sale
what's new?

>>715621496 (OP)