>The court sentences Anonymous to life imprisonment. However, he is allowed to bring one video game console of his choice, along with five games for it, which he may play for the rest of his sentence. He will be granted six hours of internet access every day for online games.
Choose wisely

>>715627193 (OP)
>console
No thanks, I'm going to gigamax isolation.

>>715627193 (OP)
Is PC a video game console?

>>715627272
>>715627374
why are PC vegans like this?

>>715627430
Imagine being a vegan but all the food is not only healthier but tastes way better.

>>715627193 (OP)
10 years, 40 years, 200 years, how about I'm doing none of them?

>console
Your honor the defense requests the death penalty

>>715627193 (OP)
I'd rather take a death penalty than live in a shitty american jail.

>>715627193 (OP)
your honor, I'd like a PS2 with the following games
FFX
god hand
dmc3
KH2FM
persona 3 FES

>>715627272
>>715627374
>>715627430
>>715627580
>>715627590
>>715627630
>PCúcks immediately ruin my thread
I hate you with all my strength

Objection.
Your Honor, the ability of bringing a console of Anonymous' choosing with five games cannot be fulfilled in a satisfactory manner as Anonymous has admitted to owning a Playstation 5.

>>715627790
your honor did you like my response >>715627753
im a good boy so maybe you can reduce my sentence too?

Objection.
Your Honor, the ability of bringing a console of Anonymous' choosing with five games cannot be fulfilled in a satisfactory manner as Anonymous has admitted to owning a Switch 2.

>>715627193 (OP)
God damn that's easy mode
Gamecube
>Melee
>Soul Calibur 2
>Lost Kingdoms 1+2
>GBA attachment to play pokemon gold
If you need me, I'll be in my cell. Later

>>715627990
Even your shitposts are ports.

>>715627430
>PC vegans
Because unlike you I don't feel the need to buy the newest iPod or console to fit in with people

>>715627790
after considering the strength of the prosecution, we the j/v/ry find Anonymous not guilty on all charges

>>715627430
Wouldn't the vegans by the ones who restrict the variety of content they consume?

>>715627193 (OP)
life sentences should unironically allow videogames
I mean what the fuck is the guy supposed to do in his cell for the rest of his life?

>>715627790
You could just adapt your question instead of getting pissy.
>1 cucksole
>5 games
>6 hours online play
OR
>1 PC
>2 games
>3 hours online play

Better yet, make one of those abandoned Island pictures with a choice or waifus or unlimited steak

>>715627193 (OP)
I want to get out early on good behavior
So as a show of good faith and being serious about my punishment I pick
League of Legends
CS2
Street Fighter 6
Dota2
And baldur's gate 3

>>715628421
enjoy getting a bonus life sentence when the guards hear your problematic language while gaming

>>715628303
>https://youtu.be/bFtcLJVN8yg
READ NIGGA READ

>>715628421
>I want to get out early on good behavior
Does that even apply to life sentences? Like those are the kind of people you don't want to see in society again, you have to be pretty evil to get a life sentence

>>715627193 (OP)
>steam deck
>binding of Isaac
>grounded
>rocket league
>dark souls 2
>gears 5

>>715627193 (OP)
>console
This limits the options so hard. All the good long term games are PC only.

>>715628958
don't get greedy chud, or we'll take away the consoles too

>>715628616
Reading books is a very cheap way to (I guess) entertain. I wouldn't call it entertainment because my brain is far too advanced. I'm too smart to read. I know you're sitting there going
>Smart people read!
No. I need action. I need constant chaos in my life to feel content. I need to be driving a supercar and fucking fighting, fucking a bunch of hoes, with champagne, and going crazy. I can't just sit there
>And the pirate on the boat
Like... it's for people with small brains.

>>715627790
Idk what you expected. Its like going to a gun show and then trying to show off your nerfs

I guess a Switch? I mean, assuming reliability wont be an issue because theres a lot of factors to consider in this hypothetical. Like what about servi e life for the online games? Life sentence can be a long time. So just assuming things would be ideal and my sticks would never drift and there would always be people online and serbs running for the games.... My game would be
>Story of Seasons: A Wonderful Life
Super long Harvet Moon, and also the one that closet resembles the creators vision of a game called "life's story"(the nip name for Harvest Moon). 5 long years, get a wife, fun child rearing mechanics, lots of emotional scenes and stuff throughtout life's highs and lows, super comfy farming and stuff. All in all I think it'd be a good pick for some zen escapism.
>Animal Crossing
Game was built for this scenario. Imaginary friends that give tomorrow something worth looking forward too. Being trapped in your cell but still working each day to build a better house and stuff could also be nice. Also, its another super comfy game. With the online time I could even go visit other people's islands and host vistors on mine.
>Skryim SE
Openworld, immersive, tons of larps. All around good escapism.
>Factorio
Good game for when I wanna get the noggin joggin and its easy to accidentally clock 1k hours in. Tons of reply value too.
>No Man's Sky
Lots of different multiplayer options and it also scratches my autism. Plus working together with everyone else to explore everything could be something to help placate some of the lack of purpose that would accompany a life sentence.

>>715629192
You have a weird head and a small chin

>>715628047
>Tendie shittalking about ports
Be careful throwing those rocks!

>>715627193 (OP)
I don't know any 5 games that could literally be played forever without wearing out

>>715630153
I guess it's better than staring at walls for the rest of your life

>>715628724
It's possible for any sentence to be reduced. It's just very unlikely for life sentences.

>>715627193 (OP)
Your honour, this Court is a mockery

>>715627193 (OP)
Gamecube
>Sunshine
>Super Monkey Ball
>Viewtiful Joe
>THPS 3
>Spider-Man 2
This isn't a top 5 list, this is what I think I can squeeze the most fun out of. Sunshine is the only one lacking traditional replayability, but I can enjoy that game endlessly.

>>715627193 (OP)
What console + 5 games did epstein choose?

>>715632091
He wasn't much of a gamer so he just picked PS4 since it was the current popular choice. Sadly he took his life when he realized his mistake.

>>715632386
Ps4 was the best option at that point considering it has the best library of its gen plus it's backwards compatible with ps1 and ps2