Thread 715628079

Based on the last videogames you played, which War Crimes are you charged under?

>>715628079 (OP)
Before the update I had 27 of the 42 warcrimes from the Geneva checklist mod for rimworld

>enemy surrenders
>you're penalised for shooting them
>they have a 10% chance of perfidy, where they'll try to suicide bomb you with a grenade

>shooting civilians is penalised
>10% of civilians will tell the enemy where you are if they see you

People aren't ready for realism

>>715628079 (OP)
A 3D model of what?

>>715628079 (OP)
>It's not a warcrime if you win
Sun Tzu - Art of War

Ah yes, make it so that medics from Battlefield and TF2 aren't allowed to be shot at

>>715628079 (OP)
Red Cross advocates for thoughtcrime?

>>715628079 (OP)
>Hearts of Iron 4
Nothing because Paradox went out of its way to remove any and all war crimes from WW2.
If you nuke a city its population doesn't go down AT ALL (not even by a single person), it just gets a -20% industry efficiency or some shit.
So yeah I'd be safe.

>>715629965
Exactly, dead don't tell tales.

>>715628079 (OP)
>Rogue Trader
lol
lmao

>>715630070
DOUBLE KILL

We should just ban violent video games.
Killing people is illegal.

>>715630070
They have guns so they are combatants

>>715628079 (OP)
>Gamers have told the BBC that they want The Red Cross to fuck off and understand videogames aren't real life.

>>715630579
>Equip syringe
What not fucker?

I have done some things in starsector.

>>715630591
That doesn't work in the UK. Fictional characters have more rights than physical real people over here.

>>715630821
Wanking loicense comes in to effect 25th July by the way. They’ve kept very quiet about that so no one protests about their rights before it’s too late

>>715628669
The only one that I had was "compelling a prisoner of war into service" because feeding an injured refugee requires selecting the "offer help" button, which insta-recruits them.

>rimworld
I committed the crime of making a big happy family
And technically I racemixed

A SIMULATION OF WHAT?

>>715628079 (OP)
This is an old article, and just bait for "war crimes are hecking based" posts from glowies.

>>715628079 (OP)
>Warframe
Uh, I think all of them. Maybe the high score in all of them

>>715630670
Syringe gun.

>>715628079 (OP)
Yeah, let's forbid turning off games because it essentially destroys their universes.

Cunnychad here. I told you so. The slippery slope remains undefeated.

>>715628669
Yes I always save as many raiders under the age of 15 as I can, then I slit their throats and sacrifice them on my vampiric altar, how could you tell?

>>715628079 (OP)
Not many games allow you to actually do war crimes

>>715628079 (OP)
https://web.archive.org/web/20140123084951/http://www.icrc.org/eng/resources/documents/film/2013/09-28-ihl-video-games.htm

>>715631426
We're sorry CunnyGODS... please forgive us...

>>715628079 (OP)
>>715628669
Those tribals had their fingers and toes frozen off when they got here. Reports of prison cells made of stone having molotovs pitched into them to train my doctors are raider propaganda. Those indentured servants volunteered to suicide bomb the mech cluster.

>>715628079 (OP)
Ruse de guerre
Shooting surrendering enemies
drug trafficking
possibly using explosive ammo on enemy combatants
civilians got caught in the crossfire so i guess thats one too

>>715630821
UK government have no power over non UK devs so it's literally worthless

>>715628079 (OP)
Chemical weapons in ja3, but they did it first so it's fair

Do what you will. The simulated humans have already been set free and I have already won.

>>715631135
>Be me, Grineer
>Just minding my business in my city sized cruiser
>On patrol for Tenno Scoom
>Patrol buddy is suddenly bisected from head to crotch
>Can't see what did it
>Ship blows up a few minutes later

>Be me, Corpus Tech
>Just minding my business in our city sized ship
>Reports start coming in of a virulent, highly transmissible and deadly virus
>Oh god the bodies
>Just hundreds of men dying from a disease we can't cure
>Start venting the air to try and kill it off
>doesn't work, fucking tenno keeps the air going until we're all dead and they stole all our shit while they were at it

>>715631087
Better not have racemixed with piggers anon

>>715628079 (OP)
>Fire Emblem 1
Use of child soldiers.
Murdering unarmed combatants.

>>715628079 (OP)
Is farming turnips a war crime?

>>715632131
It was with dark elves

>nine sols
despite everything that happens in that game, i'm pretty sure the worst of it doesn't actually fall under the geneva conventions at all. although the gene eradicator definitely counts as a chemical/biological weapon, so it's not like i'm getting off scott free.

>>715632349
N'wah

>>715628079 (OP)
Modded Skyrim. I think im guilty of all of them, even local and federal laws. Pretty sure the shit I did in that game is condemned the world over.

>>715628079 (OP)
Totally Warhammer, the third
>Willful killing
>Torture or inhuman treatment, including biological experiments
>Willfully causing great suffering, or serious injury to body or health
>Extensive destruction and appropriation of property, not justified by military necessity and carried out unlawfully and wantonly
>Compelling a prisoner of war or other protected person to serve in the forces of a hostile Power
>Willfully depriving a prisoner of war or other protected person of the rights of fair and regular trial
>To be continued

>Stay out of the ladies restroom, Denton
back then it was neat attention to detail, now its moralizing faggotry

>>715628079 (OP)
>GW2
Probably use of incendiary weapons against people? Maybe serrated weapons as earth spells cause bleed? I main elemetalist so I'm going off spirit of the law since magic isn't specifically covered.

>>715628669
Making human fleshlights out of raiders is literally self defense, she attacked my base, set fire to my crops and stabbed my vulture in the beak, tried to injure the only colonist with a gun, plus rape is part of my culture and you're racist if you say it's a crime.

>>715634231
yeah, i'd say that fire magic counts as an incendiary weapon.

>>715628079 (OP)
>world of warcraft
Too many to count

seems like I need to play rimworld

>>715628079 (OP)
>bannerlord Shokuho
I don't think I did any real war crimes. I didn't even burn any villages, so I think I'm good.

>>715628079 (OP)
>Doom 3
My war crime is playing the BFG edition I guess

>>715628079 (OP)
>commit warcrime in game
>you now have to evade international forces and cannot step food in any nato affiliated country again
isnt this metal gear 5?

>>715634231
>unlawful use of state owned geomantic locti
>excessive use of magical force
>intent to cause grievous bodily harm
Ya dun goofed m8

>>715633036
>>715633620
N-Now I can explain...

>>715634670
>step food
shit, its lunch time and tendie pubsubs are on sale this week.

>>715634756
Note to self never hungrypost.

>>715629965
Tell that to the canadians

>>715634860
But they did win.

>>715628814
Those probabilities are too low. Only 10%? Really? Pump it up for actual realism.

>>715628079 (OP)
>Actual article is just boomer Red Cross blabber-ranting about video games to BBC
what an insane rage-bait title

>>715634860
>If you kill your enemies, they win.

>>715628079 (OP)
>select perk
>jewish
>disables war crimes gameplay

>>715635180
Justin castreau never said that

>>715628079 (OP)
Uhhh
>Indiscriminate killing
>Pillaging and mass destruction of property
>Attack on hospitals, schools and churches etc.
I think my list is pretty tame.
Wish I played another game so I could have sexual violence and slavery, torture and human trafficking.

>>715628669
It's not a warcrime if you make use of every part of the savage tribal, it's sustainable agriculture.

>Rimworld
>capture wounded enemy women on the battlefield
>chain them up in a prison bed and strip them
>nurse them back to health
>rape and breed them
>another generation for the settlement acquired

>>715628079 (OP)
The Red Cross should worry more about IDF using palestinian children as target practice and not video games.

>>715628079 (OP)
>can't kill kids in vidya anymore
>normalfags rage when you kill animals ingame
>can't rape NPCs
>can't dismember corpses
>can't eat said corpses
>can't fuck said corpses
YOU CAN'T DO A SINGLE INTERESTING FUCKING THING IN VIDYA AND THEY HAVE THE AUDACITY TO TALK SHIT ABOUT MY HOBBY AND TRY TO GET ME FUCKED IRL BECAUSE I KILLED NON PLAYABLE CHARACTERS THE WAY I LIKE IT A TINY BIT, BECAUSE YOU CAN'T TORTURE THEM TO DEATH?

FUCK THIS GAY, CHILD DIDDLING WORLD

>>715636021
It do be like that sometimes

>>715632053
Totally.

>>715635896
The article is from 2013. It just gets posted every so often as ragebait.

>>715634708
Nothing that cute should be anywhere near Rimworld.

>>715628079 (OP)
Fishing without a loicense

>>715628814
>shooting civilians is penalised
>10% of civilians will tell the enemy where you are if they see you
Sorry bub them's the rules, if you're running into civilians you're invading, so the enemy gets homefield advantage. 100% of civilians should expose invaders when safe and able to do so