I really don't get for whom long as fuck games are, for unemployed losers? I have shit to do i don't wanna spend 38 hours on this boring game with boring combat and cringe "hehe quirky" dialogue.

Thank god i'm half way.

You don't have to finish a game you don't like and "I started it but didn't like it enough to finish it" is a valid criticism.

then dont play it

>>715643638 (OP)
>Huge Earthbound fan playing it for the first time

>>715643772
>>715643778
> Bro just waste 12 hours of your life on this garbage and never finish it so next time you say "Earthbound" is garbage i will say "HA YOU DIDN'T FINISH IT SO YOUR OPINION DOESN'T MATTER"

Seethe. I will finish it, i will hate it.

>>715643638 (OP)
It really is an irredeemable piece of shit.

Even the romhacks only change it from like a 1.5/10 to a 2/10

>>715643638 (OP)
>Faggot OP trying to claim that KINOBOUND is bad.
>Makes herself look too stupid to just stop playing game they dislike.

Holy retard.

>>715643892
Based. Let the hate flow through you

>>715643638 (OP)
Hey dumbass

>>715644268

:O

>>715643892
It doesn't matter what they think if the game wasn't good enough for you to want to finish it in the first place. You don't get any more credibility for beating games you hate just because they're popular.

>>715643638 (OP)
I never finished this game even though I tried multiple times since I was a kid lol it's so fucking boring and gay

mother and earthbound are good, earthbound 3 is self-referential garbage.

>>715643638 (OP)
>the combat is bad and the dialogue is just "le quirky"
Sorry, these opinions will out your IQ as being below 90 regardless of whether you beat the game or not.

>how can you say you hate it if you haven't played it?
>how can you say you hate it if you barely played it?
>how can you say you hate it if you haven't finished it?
>why did you play this game if you hate it so much?
I'm sorry, OP, you're not winning it

>>715644357
>You don't get any more credibility for beating games you hate

Uh, no? Actually finishing the game makes your opinion worthwhile.
Same as i wouldn't listen to someone who claims the game is good and hasn't played it, i wouldn't listen to someone who hates it and hasn't finished it.

> Guys mcdonalds sucks
>> But you're a starving african you never been to mcdonalds...
> SHUT UP MY OPINION IS JUST AS HECKIN' VALID

>you hate just because they're popular.

Or maybe i hate it because it's boring slow garbage with shit humor, extremely boring slow combat, a retarded main story, constant back and forth, obnoxious inventory management, etc?
> NOOOO I DECIDED YOU HATE IT BECAUSE UHHH IT'S POPULAR!
Majority of its fans haven't even played it.

I'm starting to think Itoi raped OP's dog

> Bro just avoid the enemies it's so easy they are never blocking fucking doors and hallways WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU DON'T ENJOY 20 RANDOM ENCOUNTERS EVERY 2 STEPS

I HATE JRPG I HATE JRPG I HATE JRPG

I’m also trying to like this game but I hate turn based combat…

>>715644984
>>715645243
Just use auto battle, duh

>>715645324

It doesn't work that way lots of bosses have mechanics, i used auto battle and the puke battle yesterday took me 3 hours

>>715644662
>Uh, no? Actually finishing the game makes your opinion worthwhile.
This isn't always the case since some games are truly not good enough to finish. Even with your gay food analogy it'd be more like taking a few bites of a Big Mac and throwing the rest away because you didn't like it, which is reasonable.

>Or maybe i hate it because it's boring slow garbage with shit humor, extremely boring slow combat, a retarded main story, constant back and forth, obnoxious inventory management, etc?
Yes, this is fine, and I even agree with some of it. You didn't have to play the whole thing to reach this conclusion. But if you're the masochistic type I won't try to stop you.

>>715644662
>i wouldn't listen to someone who hates it and hasn't finished it
this is probably bait, but i don't understand... what's the point of finishing it? what about this makes your opinion 'worthwhile'? do you think there's a tiny chance that a bad game will have become completely worthwhile, but only near the end?
if you don't like it then you can just play a game you do like - if you don't like a big mac, you throw it away
i personally dropped earthbound early on because i thought it was kind of boring

Glad to see you back, my retarted attention-whore amigo!

I played undertale the day it came out and it was the gayest game I ever played in my life to this day. The easiest way to tell if someone is a tranny who should have been aborted is if they like undertale shit.

THAT PORKY FAT FUCK IS GETTING ON MY FUCKING NERVES

>>715645532
anon this is an earthbound thread, it seems undertale lives in your head rent free

>>715645602
No some tranny already posted undertale 2: extra tranny edition and undertale is just earthbound except nade even shittier and for niggers

>>715643638 (OP)
this game BROKE me

>>715645532

I am literally only playing thisMother garbage because i wanted to play Undertale since it seemed so cool but i didn't want to playit without playing the games its based on first.

But now i'm having JRPG random encounter fatigue i'm never touching Undertale, my boyfriend must be happy since he hates undertale.

>>715645401
>765HP on Ness
I don't even think I had that much when I beat the game. How much did you fucking grind?

>>715645805

I cheated, you're dead wrong if you think I am going to waste any more time grinding in this shitty game i wanna be done with it already.

>>715643892
how many times did you mess up the save dialogue?

>>715645908

None i just use the emulator save

>>715645709
buck broke you

>>715645729
>OP is a literal faggot with zero patience
>calls earthbound gay and boring
>thinks Undertale is gay and boring by association now because "muh random encounters"
Like poetry, it rhymes

>>715643638 (OP)
I loved the dialog though. The gameplay part like the battles and inventory shit was not the best. I still love the game, and I think you'll think it was worth it at the end.

>>715645860
Well then the whole exercise was completely pointless.

>>715647492
> You GROW by not cheating in videogames

I get you guys never leave your house and have no accomplishments or boyfriend but holy shit surely you don't take beating a game in hard mode or some shit like that like an actual accomplishment?

>>715643638 (OP)
SNES games don’t shine quite like they did 15-20 years ago. Earthbound is unique from its contemporaries in tone, and the music is neat, but that’s it nowadays.

>>715647901
Earthbound is really soulful and worth playing, but Mother 3 holds up unironically great.

Should they've kept the twist with Kumatora actually being a magypsy or was it good that Itoi decided against it? What do we think anons?

>>715643892

>>715643892
I have hate finished games myself but EB is too long for that. Also I agree, it's overrated garbage.

>>715643638 (OP)
Eh, it really is boring. I have tried to finish it 2 times already and gave up on each run. I don't mind jrpg combat, I can enjoy rpg maker games too, but Earthbound is so bland. There is really nothing interesting about it except for things it eventually inspired. I genuinely find more entertainment walking around in Yume Nikki than playing this game.

>>715643892
Based.

>>715643638 (OP)
Worst of its trilogy

>>715643638 (OP)
EarthBound doesn't take even close to 38 hours if you're even semi-competent, skill issue

>>715648585
>newfaggot op still doesn't have id enabled

>>715650242

Literally every walkthrough is over 30 hours long.
You wouldn't know how long the game even is becuasey ou haven't even played it.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mPWlDqkQIeY

>>715643638 (OP)
I appreciate your honesty bro

>>715643638 (OP)
that game isn't even long. if you don't think a game appeals to you then simply don't play it. I don't force myself to play games I'm not interested in. nobody gives a fuck about your opinion whether you finished the game or not, retard.

>>715653880
> 30+ hours is not long

Maybe for an unemployed friendless loserl ike you it ain't.

>add bsnes* to filename filter
>never see this faggot's attention-seeking posts again
highly recommend doing this

>>715654150
it's only that long if you're a literal retard, which to be fair you are

The art style is peak soul though

>>715654392

I already showed you the game is 30+ hours no matter what, something you wouldn't know because you never played it.

>>715654268
Thanks for the heads up, I didn't know it was a serial shitposter.
Why is every western mother fan mentally ill?

>>715654268
>>715654514
You're such a friendless loser you think people care who's comments in 4chan you hide?
Touch grass

a few years ago some anon made the same kinda threads about EB and M3 and it was a lot more enjoyable since he really enjoyed it and shared his insight

>>715643892
that's almost like how I hate the retards (e.g. (You)) on this board and still subject myself to the torture of visiting this place for some reason

>>715654485
>it's only 30+ hours if you're a retard
>posts a retard beating it in 30+ hours
wow you sure showed him

>>715654449
Artwork, music and battle backgrounds are probably the only good things about this game.

>>715654150
>Earthbound
>30+ hours
LMAO

>>715654620
>>715654659
> Every single walkthrough is 30+ hours
> But the terminally online /v/irgin who hasn't even played Earthbound insists it's not 30+ hours

What drives people like you who never even played the game to go into threads about it just to try to stir up drama?

How empty is your life?

>EarthBound
>Long as fuck

Absolutely pitiful. May your next reincarnation be a less brown lifeform

>>715654712
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fHAKa1bRpY0
Again, if you took 30+ hours you're a retard

>>715654712
LOL

>>715654268
Hey thanks
>>715654514
Because the mods don't do their work and neither did his parents. He's a thirdy shitposter seeking attention

I lost my save because some lady in the cult village kept following me and trapped me in a corner after I savestated. had to restart the entire game

>>715654871
>speedrun

>>715654897
It's pretty tiresome. I love Mother but most threads about it are filled with people who shitpost about the same thing for years.

>>715654863

You haven't even played it little bro, please touch grass.

>>715654871
> Uses menu glitch to avoid every single random encounter
> Even during encounters teleports away to avoid every single fight
> Glitchless

Hahahahahaa.
I do appreciate how the people insisting the game is short not only haven't played it, but quickly googled the first tranny Speedrun they could.

You're genuinely embarrassing dude.

You can speed up emulators like 50x speed. I don't believe anyone could actually be playing this at normal speed with all those tedious battles

>>715655047
Let us talk about it like reasonable humans then. Which entry is your favorite? And favorite dungeon?

>>715654897
>Because the mods don't do their work
You're mass reporting his posts for speaking about the game? Holy seething. The absolute state of /v/. you got mindbroken

>>715655105
I own a SNES cart for it and played it as a child. You can easily, easily beat it in under 30 hours if you're not retarded. Please kill yourself, lil zoomie.

>>715654712
your generation is the one that doesn't actually play games, and for good reason as evidenced by this thread. go watch some lore dump iceberg zoom zoom youtube retrospective and then pretend to be a fan like every other zoomie

>>715655267
> lies lies lies

Then why couldn't you post an actual under 30 walkthrough rather than a tranny glitching speedrun :S
You lost so bad bro.
Why instead of being such a terminally online virgin you don't go actually play the game? :S
Is it becuase it's complete garbage?

>>715655105
>non retard uses game knowledge to beat the game efficiently
>this is somehow a bad thing

>>715655331
>and for good reason as evidenced by this thread.

The evidence is the thread of someone actually playing the game and proving it's complete garbage?
Only /v/ would seethe so much at someone actually playing videogames lmao, no wonder you guys are lonely sexless losers. When are you joining the suicide statistics bro?

>>715655424
> Glitching, bug exploit and avoiding 99% of the game, along with all NPC dialogue, all cutscenes and all boss ifghts is "using game knowledge efficently"

What a sad little troll you are. No wonder you have no girlfriend. You'll die alone-

>>715643638 (OP)
>I have shit to do
No, you don't, that's just your chemically imbalanced, dopamine addicted zoomer brain telling you you need more instant gratification.

>>715655562
> REEE WHY AREN'T YOU AN UNEMPLOYED BOYFRIENDLESS LOSER LIKE ME!?

Listen buddy you having nothing going on in your life so you like those 300 hour long games you watch on youtube (because we both know you don't play shit) doesn't mean everyone else is a lonely loser like you. Weirdo.

>>715655368
Because that wasn't me, and I don't care you psycho retard. Kill yourself immediately

>>715655520
>Glitching, bug exploit and avoiding 99% of the game is "using game knowledge efficently"
Yes actually
is "using game knowledge efficently"
>all NPC dialogue
if it takes you 30+ hours to read NPC dialogue you're illiterate

>>715655727
> Every single walkthrough being 30+ hours is wrong! every single guide saying the game is 30+ hours is wrong! Every website is wrong! My glitching tranny speedrunner who skipped 99% of the game to teleport to final boss is right!

Holy shit you're sad and i genuinely feel sorry for you.

>>715655446
>ESP
>some anti virus for retards in the system tray
>EarthBound Walkthrough
>NES Cheats
I wish this was bait

>>715655832
>a bunch of retards agreeing with me somehow proves my point that it doesn't only take retards 30+ hours to complete it!
you aren't making the point you think you're making

>>715655832
They are wrong, those sites are by and for retards like you who take 10x longer to beat video games than a person with a working brain. you must be new to video games amigo

>>715656040
>>715656091
> I am right! my proof? this 4 hours long cheating speedrun tranny which teleports to the final boss and skips the whole game!

You lost. You lost so bad bro. How do you even lose a 4chan argument so bad? How haven't you ended your life yet? Please go play Earthbound, or go kill yourself. Oh why do i even give you a choice? we both know you freaks would rather die than play videogames.

Found a walkthrough from start to finish in only 6h+
https://youtu.be/V5rf6Nagaa8?si=iHprg173MwIkrnbX

>>715643638 (OP)
The RDR2/Death Stranding 2 of Nintendo games IMO

>you will never have a mom this based

>>715656260
> Anon is furiously searching youtube for short walkthroughs without even checking their content to see if it's yet another video with 90% of the game skipped

Oh nononono HAHAHAHAHA
How do you get so mindbroken?

>>715656256
>i played the game inefficiently and it took me an unnecessarily long time to beat because I'm a retard
sounds like a you problem bro

>>715643892
Its a terrible way of living but I resoect the commitment.

>>715656260
Still too long

>>715656260
OP? a faggot as always.

>>715656380
Haha based porn addict incel.

>>715656450
Where was the skip?

>>715656465
> You didn't skip 99% of the game? Woah you're so inefficent

I don't know bro seems more efficent than terminally online incels like you who don't even play videogames and just come to 4chan to troll :S
When's the last time you had sex? never?

>>715656551

You would know if you watched it but you are not capable of even spending your time playing earthbound, obviously you're not gonna watch the very 6 hour playthrough you linked :S

>>715643892
1: sunk cost fallacy
2: good for you, keep at it

>>715656640
>> You didn't skip 99% of the game? Woah you're so inefficent
Well if you're gonna complain about the game being long then yeah you should play more efficiently so it can be over quicker

>>715656450
OP are you retarded? You claimed the game takes 30h+ to finish. this video clearly proofs you wrong. You doing the main story can be done in 6h to 7h+ if you choose to not talk to NPCs and ignore side things. There is nothing wrong with that walkthrough. and it took me 2 minutes to search for that.

>>715656753

So i should play a videogame and skip through 99% of its content?
Why would someone do that? To become a speedrunning tranny?

>>715648107
it would have definitely recontextualized all the rule 34

>>715656815
>this video clearly proofs you wrong.

How do you know it proves me wrong when you haven't even watched it to see how it skips 99% of the game? :)

>it took me 2 minutes to search for that.

I know, and you haven't neither watched it, nor played Mother 2.
Why don't you open up Earthbound little bro and show all of us how fast you beat it? Oh right you never played it and never will play it :S

>>715656823
>So i should play a videogame and skip through 99% of its content
Well for one the video I linked didn't skip 99% of the content.
If you don't like a game and want it to be over quick and are also complaining about it being long, why the fuck would you waste your time on optional content?

>>715643638 (OP)
it was made for a different era
it's boring now because we have so much other hyperstimulating entartainment options readily available
back when this came out, there was a very real chance that it was the only game available for you to play that you already finished multiple times
you're not bored enough to fully enjoy a game like this

it's like when your electricity goes out, you'll probably feel the urge to read a book or go for a walk
but when the power comes back up, you'll be right back in your computer chair scrolling and shitposting

keep playing the game, cabron. the more hours you waste playing earthbound the more joy I feel knowing you're not having fun and wasting your miserable life playing a 30+ hour long video game you don't like. maybe even 40+ hours + time wasted crying on the internet about it

>>715656974
>Well for one the video I linked didn't skip 99% of the content.

How would you know? You haven't even watched it. You just furiously and angrily typed with your virgin fingers for a walkthrough hoping you'd find something to help you win a 4chan argument and got completly btfod either way because you haven't even bothered to watch it.

>why the fuck would you waste your time on optional content?

What would you even know about the game's optional content when you haven't even played it?

>>715656640
I did finish the game dickhead. It only takes more 30h+ to finish if backtrack a lot and spend time talking to every NPCs and doing all the side content. Why do you have to piss and shit yourself acting all aggressive and insufferable to "prove" a somewhat of beloved SNES game to be shit by your standards? Do you really need all that attention?

>>715657130
> HA! YOU FIND THE GAME BORING AND THAT MAKES ME SO VERY HAPPY!

Oh yes bro you're so happy.While i'm dying of boredom playing this piece of shit my boyfriend is cooking me chicken tendies and i'm watching everybody hates crhis episodes. What a horribe life!

You should try for once playing videogames :S

>>715657139
>How would you know? You haven't even watched it
I've watched glitchless speedruns many times as I'm an earthbound speedrunner myself
>y-y-y-y-you didn't play it!
whatever helps you get to sleep tonight anon

>>715643638 (OP)
>I have shit to do
>seethes on /v/ for multiple days, sits in a thread for hours, all over being forced to do what /v/browns hate most: playing video games
clearly you don't LOL

>>715643892
>I have things to do
>will waste 12 hours a day to 'own the 4chan'
HAHAHA

>>715657231
>I did finish the game dickhead.

Prove it.

>to "prove" a somewhat of beloved SNES game

Ahhhhh so that's the issue. You're one of those "Earthbound fan excited to play it for the first time" retards who say "old good, new bad" So you're desperately trying to defend a game you haven't even played it.

How embarrassing. Are you that desperate to fit in? I pity you. Try playing videogames for once.

>>715657139
Since you're so cleaver pin make 5 timestamps in that video and point out what he skipped. How can you claim he skipped 99% if YOU haven't watched it?

>>715657294
>as I'm an earthbound speedrunner myself

Prove it :)
Also tell us how your dad works at Nintendo.

>>715655868
What anti0virus do you use?

>>715657243
:S bro yes I am very happy keep it up. ding ding the tendies are done bro. you're gonna need a LOT of tendies to keep you going so buckle down this is gonna be a long game. I hope your boyfriend doesn't mind you putting on a few pounds

>>715643892
You're a little farther than me. I like it but I don't see the hype. It's creative and cute, but not some 200 IQ epic.

>>715657396
*clever
my bad

>>715643892
You tell the truth anon. I suffered through 60 hours of Project X Zone for the same reasons

>>715657526
The hype is from 15-20 years ago when the internet was going through its SNES nostalgia phase.

>>715657396
> HA! Besides playing this garbage 30+ hours game, i task you to watch these 6 hours long video and make an essay about it! Only then i will admit defeat!!

Lil bro even if i watched those 6 hours and hit you over the head with every segment he's cheating, teleporting away from boss fights, glitching through walls to avoid mazes, etc. you would furiously rush to try to find another speedrun that also glitches, you've been proven wrong with the two links you posted this thread already

You're sad, pathetic and you lost.
Maybe next time if you want to use video evidence you should try watching those videos.
You wanna post evidence? make you sure you watch it first :) Why can't an unemployed sexless loser like you after all waste 6h watching that Mother 2 video?

>>715644162
yeah, look at what good hate has done for you

>>715657446
>Prove it
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ocA5Lb0D0QM
heres the last run I uploaded to youtube

>>715643638 (OP)
You clearly have all the time in the world to make a retarded thread like this.

>>715647817
Setting aside accomplishment, cheating to complete a game is just boring.

>>715657640
bro I know you are using cheat codes. the progress you've made is undeserved cabron, start from the beginning without cheats or your opinion on the game won't be legitimate.

>>715657120
It's not like fast paced action games did not exist in 90s.
Also a lot of games from franchises who are still relevant didn't age anywhere nearly as badly. Zelda, Mario, Tetris, Sonic, etc can still be very fun to play even today.

>the absolute state of this thread
From reading I can already tell that OP is the one of the most insufferable human being i have ever seen. Unironically the best course of action is to ignore this faggot and to not engage with him.

>>715657710
> Skip sandwich cheat to leave every single dungeon and maze
> Doesn't talk with anyone
> Sped up menus, dialogeus and cutscenes
> Constant back and forth to make enemies despawn

Oh my god how embarrassing, another glitching skip 99% of the game retard, and that in just 2 minutes of watching. Also proof it's you even?

>>715658229
>Skip the boring parts
umm sweaty you're supposed to grind and suffer like the rest of us in this shit game

>>715658229
Nigger I said I'm a speedrunner and I posted my speedrun, who the fuck said I was gonna wander around like a confused retard akin to your current playthrough.

>>715658385

Boring parts? But you guys said it's not a boring game.

>>715658528
> I am a super pro that's why i go back and forth to make enemies despawn to avoid every single fight

:S

>>715643638 (OP)
youre not halfway AND youre using the incorrect aspect ratio.

>>715643892
Why did you finish it if you hated it that much? I think you actually liked it lol

KINObound BROKE this faggot spic

> THE GAME IS KIN O ND A CLASSIC!
> That's why i never played it and never will

WHat's wrong with Earthbound fans...

>>715658626
>complains about game taking too long
>watches video of another player doing something to reduce the playtime
>NOOOOOO YOU CAN'T DO THAT IT'S NOT FAIR
maybe suck up your pride and incorporate into your run and stop whining like a little BITCH

>>715658912

But the game is long, skipping through it by cheating or avoiding the entire game does not make it shorter, it just means you didn't even bother to play it.

Do you consider beating the game opening the game's menu and pressing "Credits"?

Never mind bros you're right I am a faggot and EarthBound is a great game :S

>>715658980
>Skipping the optional content makes a game shorter
Wow you're like a philosopher! What other insightful takes do you have to share?

>>715659160
> The optional content

The optional content is not every single story section, scenario and boss.

>>715659258
If you can beat a game without completing said content then it's optional. That's what the word means
Holy shit you are fucking stupid

Nice blog, schizo.

>>715659258
It's optional content as long as the game doesn't force you to do it in order to progress, you schmuck.

>>715659328

You can teleport to the final boss dungeon in Daggerfall by glitching through a door.
You can teleport to the ending cutscene in Secret of the Mimic by glitching through a locker
Did you play the game if you did those things?

>>715656091
>>715656040
Dumbass you're on /v/ ain't no working brains here, so it's an accurate average.
>>715655832
This site is really helpful for figuring how long a game is going to take before I jump into it, usually it's slightly overshot or undershot. But that makes sense since it's an average.

Do not feed the troll(faggot OP) please.

>>715659496
>Did you play the game if you did those things
Literally yes.
I can go straight to ganon in BOTW, did I actually not play the game if I do that?

>>715659727
> op is a troll because he played the game! UNLIKE ME!

We know.

>>715643638 (OP)
length is the least of earfboun's problems, it's actually very short if anything, but it SEEMS longer than it is because the game is such a painful balls-in-an-iron-maiden boring slog with the shittiest combat system in all of jrpgs

>>715659990
Dragon Quest's combat system is unironically worse and more simplistic

>>715643638 (OP)
>stealth wagecage propaganda
seethe

>>715654150
it shouldn't even take you half that time to complete

>>715660194

How would you know? you never played it

>>715660461
>come back and check
>op samefagging his thread over 100 times
holy shit man

>>715660627

You don't know what samefagging is, do you?

>>715660627
>I can't reply to posts that are replying to me
I can understand thinking that I'm a retard but that's just ridiculous. What's wrong with responding to people?

>>715643638 (OP)
kill yourself attention whore

> SOMEONE PLAYING VIDYA??? IN MY /V/??? WHAT AN ATTENTION WHORE!!!

This bitch is imposible to kill

>>715663190
how the fuck do you cheat and still suck

>>715660461
i played it when it came out, nigger

>>715643892
>took 12 hours to know he didn't like it
>when the first 10 minutes basically shows you what the whole game is like
I don't know, anon. Maybe you're a fucktarded retard of a fuck?

>come back to thread
>>715660829
see
>>715662540
lmao

This is just a Let's Play thread disguised as a flamewar thread.