Thread 715644157 - /v/ [Archived: 374 hours ago]

Anonymous
7/16/2025, 9:21:04 PM No.715644157
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>two literal who's
I can't help but feel like this was a massive fumble. Who would you have cast instead?
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Anonymous
7/16/2025, 9:22:19 PM No.715644252
/v/s favorite past time: getting mad about a movie for kids
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Anonymous
7/16/2025, 9:24:48 PM No.715644491
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>>715644157 (OP)
We were robbed
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Anonymous
7/16/2025, 9:25:58 PM No.715644585
>>715644252
Yes. Kids (muttoids) don't deserve anything.
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Anonymous
7/16/2025, 9:26:13 PM No.715644613
>>715644157 (OP)
Casting literal whos is 100% better. These projects become a total meme if you cast well-known A-listers and nobody actually takes the story seriously. Unknowns are better especially if they're talented.
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 9:26:57 PM No.715644678
>>715644491
Do people have anything against Zendaya? I only saw one movie with her(the tennis one) and she was really good
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Anonymous
7/16/2025, 9:27:47 PM No.715644752
>>715644157 (OP)
Why is his jaw so large? Why does she has a peasant face?
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 9:28:03 PM No.715644771
Lots of iconic characters were played by literal who's. Nobody knew who the fuck Lucy Lawless or Renee O'Connor were until Xena, or Arnold before Conan the Barbarian
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Anonymous
7/16/2025, 9:29:24 PM No.715644897
>>715644678
Most chuds have a generally negative opinion of her because of the Spiderman movies. The astronomical downgrade of Kirsten Dunst to her is staggering. Plus her personality in those movies is weird too
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Anonymous
7/16/2025, 9:32:12 PM No.715645124
Every single well known actor was a literal who at somepoint, barely able to get a bit role on a tv show.
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 9:32:38 PM No.715645152
>>715644771
>Lots of iconic characters were played by literal who's
Trvth Barrage.
Reminder that Hackson wanted either Nicholas Cage or Russell Crowe for Aragorn, and Sean Connery for Gandalf.
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Anonymous
7/16/2025, 9:32:41 PM No.715645160
>>715644678
>Do people have anything against Zendaya?
Yes, she's one of the four horsemen of "I'm not watching this." The only reason she's in so many movies is because her career was sponsored by Disney early on and her parents get her a lot of roles. She's an industry plant and is often miscast in roles that she isn't suited for (Dune is the biggest example), which only makes people more annoyed.
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Anonymous
7/16/2025, 9:32:48 PM No.715645167
>>715644897
>The astronomical downgrade of Kirsten Dunst to her is staggering
Does anyone actually consider Kirsten Dunst to be a great actor? As far as I remember she always delivered decent performances but nothing to be nostalgic over
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Anonymous
7/16/2025, 9:33:21 PM No.715645209
>>715644157 (OP)
Why are they white?
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Anonymous
7/16/2025, 9:34:16 PM No.715645283
>>715645209
Because zelda is a white man's series
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 9:35:49 PM No.715645414
>>715645167
She was one of the main characters in Jumanji, and women love the remake of the 1971 film "The Beguiled" that was released in 2017.
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 9:36:12 PM No.715645461
>>715644678
Dune films?
The odyssey?
Shrek 5?
Spiderman films past phase 3?
Euphoria?
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Anonymous
7/16/2025, 9:36:34 PM No.715645491
The characters are young and young actors are always going to be literal whos because their careers haven't been long enough to establish themselves.
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 9:37:26 PM No.715645561
>>715644157 (OP)
trannies SEETHING!
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 9:46:22 PM No.715646328
Twitter and gaming circlejerk tongue my anus.
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 9:46:37 PM No.715646345
>>715645461
I haven't seen any of those, maybe I'm pretentious but all of them except maybe the Odyssey seem like schlock you can spot from a mile away
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Anonymous
7/16/2025, 9:47:14 PM No.715646386
>>715644157 (OP)
Why do you have to know an actor beforehand?
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 9:48:30 PM No.715646492
Casting two unknown actors who fit the part is literally the best possible avenue for this movie. Are you retarded? Did you want Tom Holland and Zendaya cast or something?
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 9:49:01 PM No.715646541
>>715645152
Ian McKellen wasn't unknown
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Anonymous
7/16/2025, 9:51:09 PM No.715646713
>>715644157 (OP)
Hiring literal-whos wasn't the fumble; the fumble is that neither of them are extremely attractive, especially Link.
>>715644252
Nah, they're aiming at the PG13/YA crowd with this one.
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Anonymous
7/16/2025, 9:51:26 PM No.715646736
>>715646345
>but all of them except maybe the Odyssey
Odyssey will be total soulless shlock. Nolan's been washed up for years.
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 10:01:06 PM No.715647440
>>715644157 (OP)
>pretty woman that resembles Zelda and Elijah Wood-looking classical fantasy protagonist
What's the problem with this? The man doesn't look like Link, but for a kids' movie it hardly matters as long as he can manage a convincing performance.
Also, if you-know-who weren't a tranny, he would fit Link much better than he would Zelda. He kind of has a similar face to the Hero of Time.
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 10:01:42 PM No.715647481
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>>715645461
all kino
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 10:04:46 PM No.715647691
>>715644897
The thing is, Kirsten Dunst's MJ isn't a good character; in fact, she was the worst aspect of the old Spider-Man films. People getting mad at Zendaya's character is weird because the MCU Spider-Man movies are just flat-out fucking bad films, and most of what makes those movies bad isn't because of Zendaya or her character. I think the reason people hate Zendaya is because they notice her in a lot of movies. Once a certain collection of people start to notice a common trend, they start to get mad even if that trend is harmless and objectively fine.
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 10:05:54 PM No.715647787
>>715644157 (OP)
Will Link be mute?
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Anonymous
7/16/2025, 10:06:55 PM No.715647862
>>715647787
he'll say HAH YAH HA-AH
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 10:07:00 PM No.715647872
>>715644585
Little tard got angwy?
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Anonymous
7/16/2025, 10:07:02 PM No.715647876
>>715644252
Actually, that's /co/'s and /tv/'s favorite past time.
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 10:07:54 PM No.715647947
Who the fuck cares. Live action remakes are the ultimate normalfaggot slop.
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 10:15:58 PM No.715648519
>>715644157 (OP)
sheeit, where's tom holland and hunter schafer?? i just started watching movies yesterday btw
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 10:22:55 PM No.715649051
>>715647872
*rapes your bussing*
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 10:30:31 PM No.715649576
>>715644157 (OP)
Tom Holland for young link
Ryan gosling for adult link
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Anonymous
7/16/2025, 10:31:26 PM No.715649641
>>715649576
Adult Link is 18, not 50
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 10:33:07 PM No.715649759
>>715644157 (OP)
so miyamoto being stuck in the movie department is effectively his resignment room, right?
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 10:33:36 PM No.715649804
Literally who's are the best case scenario retard
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 10:33:40 PM No.715649807
>>715644157 (OP)
England is full of blonde twinks, why does he have brown hair?
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Anonymous
7/16/2025, 10:34:52 PM No.715649896
>>715649807
He was brown headed before oot
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 10:37:49 PM No.715650115
>>715649807
yeah it should be pink
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 10:41:06 PM No.715650359
>>715646713
>Nah, they're aiming at the PG13/YA crowd with this one.
...aka kids?
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 10:46:51 PM No.715650810
>>715644157 (OP)
>I can't help but feel like this was a massive fumble
literal whos was the absolute best option
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 10:50:37 PM No.715651093
>>715647787
He should speak very rarely instead of full on mute
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 10:54:04 PM No.715651371
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>>715645160
>She's an industry plant and is often miscast in roles that she isn't suited for
That's my biggest problem with her. I don't think she's horrendously ugly like that goblin playing Ellie in The Last of Us, but she keeps getting cast as characters that are supposed to be drop dead gorgeous and she's not that hot.

She reminds me of Jennifer Schwalbach Smith
but younger. She's not ugly, but she's only ever in her husband's (Kevin Smith) movies, and he casts her as a super hot chick in every movie, and she's just not that.
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 10:54:38 PM No.715651409
>>715644157 (OP)
>two literal who's

that's a good thing
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 10:57:57 PM No.715651676
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>>715644157 (OP)
What timeline will it be set in? OoT?
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 10:59:39 PM No.715651808
>>715644157 (OP)
A live action Zelda shouldn't exist to begin with
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 11:08:48 PM No.715652539
>>715644157 (OP)
Supposing they can act decently, the casting looks fine. Nothing wrong with not bringing the same fucking actors to every god damn movie. If anything, I'm honestly more surprised they're both white given current decade.
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 11:21:00 PM No.715653526
>>715644157 (OP)
Well, if nothing else this isn't the girl's first role in video games, what with being the mocap actress for young Luna in Kingsglaive.
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 11:22:27 PM No.715653641
>>715644157 (OP)
>People upset that they didn't recycle the same 5 actors
Why are people so retarded?
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 11:24:19 PM No.715653771
>>715644252
Seeing people bitch about the Mario or Minecraft movie was the most out of touch I felt with /v/. This ain't 2010 anymore, I can't put on my 'critical youtuber' larp anymore who the fuck gives a shit.
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 11:27:58 PM No.715654070
>>715644157 (OP)
It's better to have literal who's so there is no expectations and to save money for vfx and other stuff That'll be more important to the budget
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 11:45:00 PM No.715655343
Why do people want big name actors to star in everything? It unironically kills the immersion when they have the same actors star everywhere. You can't watch a Shirley Temple movie and tell me that you see her as the character she is supposed to be playing instead of it just being Shirley Temple copy pasted into a setting.
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 11:46:37 PM No.715655459
>>715644157 (OP)
Two literal whos are better than two literal poos
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 11:47:15 PM No.715655505
Babby's first? You don't need to cast high profile actors if the brand or director is already high profile. There are only a handful of popular actors who are worth their salt anyway. The rest are celebs that draw in crowds.
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 11:49:20 PM No.715655670
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>>715644157 (OP)
A couple years back I would have gone with Thomas Brodie-Sangster as Link, but heโ€™s a little older than the part now, New kids look the part, Iโ€™ve just never seen them in anything.
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 11:49:24 PM No.715655675
>>715644157 (OP)
Mario kept talking endlessly in the Mario movie... so im expecting Link to fucking talk in this movie too, which will be rather weird.
Maybe Link will finally talk in the next major zelda game on the switch 2..
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Anonymous
7/16/2025, 11:51:15 PM No.715655815
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>>715644157 (OP)
my only problem is that they're both kinda ugly
is this really the best the brits have to offer?
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Anonymous
7/16/2025, 11:53:27 PM No.715655994
>>715655815
The girl is super cute. She can definitely pull off the newer more nerdyish Zelda in the BotW series
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 11:54:58 PM No.715656105
>>715655815
>kinda ugly
You're not fooling or baiting anyone with this shit. They look fine.
Only issue is i think the guy looks waaay too young. He looks 14-15, not even 16. Maybe he'll look older by the time the movie is filmed and releases
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 11:55:55 PM No.715656168
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>>715644491
>Nog Zelda
I wouldn't even pirate the movie if they went this route with the casting.
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 11:58:02 PM No.715656340
>>715655815
You are either jewish or one of those ricecels seething that link isn't Asian
Anonymous
7/16/2025, 11:59:47 PM No.715656468
>>715655675
Marioโ€™s already more talkative in the games than Link is though.
Anonymous
7/17/2025, 12:00:35 AM No.715656529
>>715655815
Definitely gives off OoT young Link/young Zelda vibes here. But either way I agree, neither of them are extremely attractive, they kind of fucked up in that regard.
Anonymous
7/17/2025, 12:27:09 AM No.715658602
so is this going to be a actual movie about legend of zelda, or just another gay isekai bullshit.
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Anonymous
7/17/2025, 12:28:24 AM No.715658702
>>715658602
do you actually expect someone here to know the answer and tell you it?
fucking retard
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Anonymous
7/17/2025, 12:31:35 AM No.715658953
>>715644157 (OP)
adding san on writing looks cringe
Anonymous
7/17/2025, 12:31:44 AM No.715658968
>>715658702
I forgot I was on /pol/, not /v/.
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Anonymous
7/17/2025, 12:32:37 AM No.715659032
>>715644678
She's a mutt
Anonymous
7/17/2025, 12:44:58 AM No.715659961
>>715646541
He was more known for his stage work, but he was certainly a name by the time the LOTR movies hit theaters thanks to X-Men and the Art Pupil, and Viggo Mortensen was a 'that guy' character actor known for The Prophecy, Witness, Texas Chainsaw Massacre 3, G.I. Jane, etc... The LOTR trilogy had a healthy mix of well known stars, character actors and new comers.
Anonymous
7/17/2025, 12:50:48 AM No.715660426
>>715644157 (OP)
Zelda is at the top. Implying that she has top billing. She is the main protagonist. Link hasn't been the protagonist of the LoZ franchise for quite some time now. Nintendo is controlled by subversive forces
Anonymous
7/17/2025, 12:51:00 AM No.715660445
>>715658968
retard
Anonymous
7/17/2025, 12:53:50 AM No.715660635
>>715644157 (OP)
This is much better than another vidya adaptation with Jack Black and Milla Jovovich again.
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Anonymous
7/17/2025, 1:20:00 AM No.715662472
>>715660635
dont talk shit about the resident evil films theyre fucking kino you nigger
Anonymous
7/17/2025, 1:20:45 AM No.715662537
>>715644157 (OP)
Niggas named Bo
Anonymous
7/17/2025, 1:21:40 AM No.715662582
>>715644678
yeah she's an ugly nigger
Anonymous
7/17/2025, 1:21:44 AM No.715662586
>>715644157 (OP)
What if Zelda was a girl?
Anonymous
7/17/2025, 1:21:56 AM No.715662606
>>715644678
Recent industry plant, fucking everywhere probably because she gives mad head
Anonymous
7/17/2025, 1:22:59 AM No.715662674
>>715644678
The tennis one was written by the potion seller guy by the way
Anonymous
7/17/2025, 1:25:16 AM No.715662842
>>715644157 (OP)
I am pleased to see the woke sirs are angry
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Anonymous
7/17/2025, 1:30:05 AM No.715663168
>>715662842
no one's actually angry
Anonymous
7/17/2025, 1:32:57 AM No.715663342
>>715644678
Yeah, the people that like her are brown mutts, like her. She looked fucking ugly in dune, same with that jew playing the mc. Her films will not last.
Anonymous
7/17/2025, 1:53:11 AM No.715664820
>>715644252
The point of this thread is actually to subtly gloat that trannies lost, and to advertise that they made a (as of now) logical casting decision
Anonymous
7/17/2025, 2:08:46 AM No.715666010
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>>715644157 (OP)
Anonymous
7/17/2025, 2:12:00 AM No.715666224
>>715644157 (OP)
Aside from being young looking and therefore being able to be on more movies while looking young for several more years, they are also not well known, exactly, so they dont ask for tens of millions like well known actors would, and Nintendo saves a lot of money that can go to all the visuals and CGI they'll need to do
Anonymous
7/17/2025, 2:15:13 AM No.715666438
>>715644157 (OP)
good the movie looks like it has a chance of actually being good. Both actors are fine and will likely really fit their roles. They are both young and white so they are off to a good start.
Anonymous
7/17/2025, 2:16:45 AM No.715666535
>>715644252
This is just the tranny seething that his multi-year long campaign of spamming hunter schafer as Zelda failed to accomplish anything.
Anonymous
7/17/2025, 2:18:37 AM No.715666657
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>>715644157 (OP)
Chris Pratt
Anonymous
7/17/2025, 2:19:55 AM No.715666739
How dare you give up-and-coming actors and actresses starring roles. You need to typecast actors and only pick the popular actors for a movie. We need to see Chris Pratt, Jack Black, Pedro Pascal and Zendaya in all the movies.
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Anonymous
7/17/2025, 2:22:06 AM No.715666890
>>715644678
She's fucking ugly.
Anonymous
7/17/2025, 2:29:53 AM No.715667348
>>715666739
>Princess Zelda played by Dwayne "the Rock" Johnson