K. ROOL

has he ever thought about eyedrops

redpill me on why "crocodile man" is apparently so popular ?

>>715646494 (OP)
Feet

>>715647093
loved by boomers for nostalgia AND zoomers for barafaggatory
common ground=beloved by /v/

Why is he like a PS2 game?

>>715646552
Why would he
His eye is fucking cool

So they dont try to explain Pauline's age at all?

So does little Pauline just never shut up or what

>>715646494 (OP)
Is it just me or is this his Smash design made to be even closer to his original rare design?

>>715646494 (OP)
What does he eat? Why is he so fat if he hates bananas?

>>715648020
He likes rotten banana mush

>>715646494 (OP)
>Everything uses Rare's design
>Except DK himself
????

>>715648007
No, it looks like a more cartoony version of his smash design
>>715648020
His motive in the game is to turn the entire world into banana mush and eat it until he is full, the whole banana hating thing is a fanfiction from english version of jungle climber

>>715648131
As somebody who has never cared about DK, I see zero significant stylistic distinction.

>>715646494 (OP)
does he only show up at the very end as a boss or are there other kremlings?
>>715647726
you never played ps2 zoomie

his ENTER is so fucking good

Ok cool but where is his theme

>>715648373
I saw some screenshots of the other kremlings so I think there are others

>>715646494 (OP)
I want to play it so bad

>>715648373
The final world replaces the skeletal kremlings with normal kremlings (including zingers, armies, neckys, the tnt barrel guys)

>>715648529
East coast and work in the morning so im basically fucked.

Void who?

Okay, but how big did they make his cock?

>>715648373
>does he only show up at the very end as a boss or are there other kremlings?
Kremlings (as well as a bunch of other DKC era enemies) show up in the level right after his reveal.

Sex with K Rool

HEY GAMERS!!
'MEMBER K.ROOL??

>>715646494 (OP)
he's so hot bros...

Spoilers...

I can already see the art

thanks for spoiling him before the game released you fucking faggots
you couldn't wait one more day?

>>715646494 (OP)
it's banjo's turn now

>>715650220
kino

God damn he's hot
can't wait for the new wave of porn he and DK will get

>>715652026
>it's banjo's turn now
Only happens if Nintendo buys out Banjo IP off Rare and Microsoft. Fuckers at Rare can't even get Perfect Dark off the ground and even less likely get a new Banjo game into pre production.

>>715648180
Apparently the bananamanium root is his.

>>715652287
based based based based we fucking won

>>715648131
It's because we're not playing as DK.

>>715650609
>Sex with K Rool
>>715651107
>he's so hot bros...
>>715652287
>God damn he's hot
explain this to me

>>715647093
Nintendo has shafted K Rool for many years, which gave him an underdog status among the DK fanbase.

>>715653497
Belly.
I do love that they gave him a longer tail, too. Tails are hot.

>>715653497
It's bara but without hair so it's less gay

>>715653497
jiggle physics

>>715653646
alright; bara, feet and vore are one of the few fetishes I have yet to conquer on the internet.

>>715654037
You should probably skip the third thing it doesn't get much good art anyways

>>715653497
His belly is so massive I could use him as a bed man

>>715652026
banjo was never good
Also, how do I fight Ridley in Metroid Dread?

>>715653497
Fat, perfectly round belly, and it's very endearing how he shows it off and slaps it like he knows how fucking sexy he is
Strong, dominant personality, with no softness, boosted by his king outfit, if you're at least a little subby you will drop to your knees
Attractive and expressive face, with the bloodshot eye giving a hint of insanity which underlines his dominant trait
Nice feet and tail
He is fuck huge and towers over literally everyone

>>715653497
I want to fill his fat belly with my cum until it's close to bursting, and get him pregnant of course.

>>715647093
All K.ROOL fans are barafags that are usually into fatties and vore

>>715652026
Not a Nintendo IP, so why would they ever bother to revive a franchise that isnt even theirs?

>>715654941
We need more subby K. Rools

>the Necky sound effect ripped straight out of DKC in the final level

>>715655080
Tendies often get greedy every time a "never ever" happens. For example, tendies thought Banjo's inclusion in Smash was a lead-in to a new game and not merely Microsoft and Nintendo striking a one-time deal due to an amicable relationship.

>>715653497
it's probably just one guy
i hope

>>715648743
More like Null and Void

Does he do his HONK sound effect!?

>>715655861
Anon...........