Dong won.

>>715648109 (OP)
The slop for retards award

>>715648109 (OP)
>just 90 even with the Nintendo bonus

>>715648109 (OP)
Critic reviews have never mattered and never will. They also gave The Tranny of Zelda 95s on the switch2 because expedition 33 was doing too well. They're all paid actors. User reviews should be the only thing that is displayed.

>>715648351
Schizophrenia is extremely under diagnosed in Southeast Asia. Thank you for reminding us, anon.

>>715648109 (OP)
>Not even GOTY material
Dong Lost

>>715648109 (OP)
So this..... is the power of Migatte no Gokui.....

>>715648306
>>715648351
E33 mandate is really and fucking pathetic. DK would be at 93-95 if not for it.

>>715648408
>>715648443
Cope harder troons.

Mario*

>>715648109 (OP)

is this damage control hour? I was waiting for this

>>715648665
you like weg 33 you are the troon

>>715649719
>n..no u

Up early today saar!!?

>>715649096
Don't worry, it'll run great on Switch 3

>>715649838
indians made weg 33 so thats funny

>>715648351
>>715648443
I don't think E33 has anything to fear when it comes to winning GOTY since Geoff fucking hates giving awards to Nintendo anyway.

>>715648351
This.

Also most ps5 exlucives like Astroshart is easily a 80-70 game. Reviewers need to go away

>>715649969
>saar please do the needful nintendo need your updooter saar please!!

Yea i forgot how white indians are I guess.

>>715650173
So all it takes to make a good game is a bunch of skinnyfat nu-males?

>>715650035
>Amazon
enjoy getting it in 2 weeks

>>715650387
e33 is not a good game , astroturfed is not a good game. stop, this is sad at this point.

>>715650035
i traded my shitty ps5 in this morning for the mario kart bundle and dk, lets go

>>715648443
>THE DARK POWER SPEAK TO ME, MYAAA
>SHILL THIS FRENCH GAME THAT ESCAPED OUR SHITTY WOKE-FEST CLUTCHES, MYAAA
>TO THROW OFF THE ENLIGHTENED RETARDS ON A KOREAN BASKET WEAVING FORUM, MYAAA
>MYAAAAAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

Who do you think is behind this one, you fucking joke? You absolute fucking buffoon?

>91 now
STOP ZE COUNTTT

>>715648109 (OP)
battered wife syndrome
it's useless to expect reviews to take nintendo to task, it's all full of tendies and corporate apologists.

>>715648351
This
The media are desperate to return to the Siskel and Ebert era of erudite critics dictating quality, but we're never going back.

>>715650831
cope nigger lmao

>>715650387
It takes white men, who actually have played games to make a good game. These are our people it seething is embarrassing.
>>715650559
>buzzword i read on 4chan
Retard. There's no such thing as an "astroturfed game" achivements alone show 40% of the people in steam who bought the game, beat it. Which is a massive fucking number compared to any game at the same price point. People loved it and no amount of you trannys seething will change that.

>>715650730
It's only at 82 reviews too. Could still move.

>>715650831
hhmm maybe don't try to hack it?

>>715648109 (OP)
>it sucks
nintendo is finished

>>715651159
I should be free to do whatever I want with my property.

>>715648443
>That french game STOLE NINTENDO'S POINTS!
>we neeeeeed to shitpost about it! in REVENGE!!

How did a bunch of frenchmen and a guy from soundcloud steal a WHOLE THREE POINTS from Nintendo?

>>715651987
>steal a WHOLE THREE POINTS
2 points now E33 fag

it just went up to 91
not looking good antiDK bros..

>>715648109 (OP)
>90
Since its a tendie game its safe to say its like a 70 at most

>>715648109 (OP)
Nintendo won
Donkey Kong won
>>715650831
Kys snoy nigger

>>715650831
thanks for outing yourself as a poorfag seething just because you're broke and are mad you can't steal their games

Now that I'm old I see right through this shit.

Game is probably an 8/10 at max.

>>715648443
> Some literally who French studio STOLE Metascore points from gorrilion-dollar company Nintendo.
I choose to believe Nintendies believe this because it's funny.

>just retract the nintendo minus (-5)
>and donkey kong minus (-5)
>its a 100/100 masterpiece
Bingbros, we are so fucking back.

>>715651475
You are not entitled to the switch2 inner workings just because you bought one. Read the ToS retard.

>>715648109 (OP)
Pedo game disgusting. Freaks who play this should be put on a list.

>>715648306
>>715648665
>NOO CCP PAY SO MUCH FOR GOTY
Seething chinkshills

>random mid as fuck monkey game for nintendies
yawn.