I wish you could've romanced Cerys

Skellige would’ve been better if there was a quest where a powerful mage turns Geralt into a shota. Then, Geralt has passionate lovey dovey shota sex with Cerys hahaha

she was the prettiest girl in the game for sure

>>715649064
No, that would be Shani.

>>715649135
DLC, doesn't count.

>>715649771
what a cope

is it just me or is W3 a real sameface game

>>715649912
Not even a little? If anything it has more face variety than like 90% of games, Kiera, Yen, Triss, Ciri, Cerys, Anna Henritta, literally every female has a distinct face. Sadly it does have same body, pretty sure all female characters share the same body model

>>715649912
It's a sameface game so they can have more NPCs on the screen without needing to load more texture files.

>>715649064
Get some taste she has an autistic manface

>>715650397
Jawlets wouldn't understand

>>715648419 (OP)
Looks like a guy. Her brother is a good king thoughbeit.

>>715650612
Her brother's a shitty king. The S-hingabingaborgen whatever kid that's the son of that milf bitch who's husband died is objectively the best king for Skellige.

i wifed ciri !

Still mad.

>>715651280
>putting your dick in a Bl*ck One
ishygddt

For me, it's the chicken lady

>>715648419 (OP)
>hjalmar but female
snore
if only some of the Gwent characters were in the game.

why did this entire scene exist

>>715649064
That Skellige blacksmith girl in Velen or the redhead tavern maid were better looking imo. Also that one redhead villager NPC in the werewolf quest in Velen too.

>>715649135
Holy based...I do like Cerys too but no one comes close to Shani.

>>715648419 (OP)
>>715649064
BASADO

>>715648419 (OP)
You will, in WItcher 4.

>>715654559
But the protagonist of Witcher 4 is Ciri, a woman...

>>715653650
>>715649064
Interesting how the game is 10 years old and you can routinely find random NPCs who are more eye-catching than most female protagonists nowadays. This one was especially funny as despite wearing unusually heavy make-up she swears like a sailor upon all kinds of interaction. So not just because you bumped into her.

>>715648419 (OP)
Yeh. For a CDPR OC she was breddy gud.

>>715654593
Exactly.

>>715653396
Humans place importance on the notion of "humor" which is often expressed via the physical action called "laughter". They also value unitary cohesion between individual bioforms, often called "comeradery". This scene is meant to elicit feelings of both. Hope that clears things up, roboanon.

>>715653396
>Lambert... You're a genius!

>>715649064
Anna Henrietta is better but Cerys makes my dick unbelievebly hard

>>715656543
I don't want to reinstall witcher 3
mostly because I can't be assed to do the beginning part of the game
I need a save where the first part and most of the main land is already done, with Skellige unexplored/Touissant untouched

Retirement in a cozy Skellige island with a harem.

>>715648419 (OP)
jaw too small

This "game" blew.

>>715660676
Rotating through multiple hard saves as you play is common knowledge but you guys should really keep one every now and then for good. You know, as a "checkpoint". I do one roughly every 10-15 hours, usually before a major story event/decision or whenever I'm about to use unique consumables or make a major revamp of my build, then just never touch it again unless I have to. Excellent as backing up your progress (no kidding, one of them allowed me to salvage a 150 hour long playthrough) and it can also be used for purposes like yours.

Udalryk was right to chimp out.

>>715648419 (OP)
Cerys made me wonder how much it must have sucked for nobles to be forced to marry a female ruler. Imagine having your wife boss you around your entire life, but with the added twist, that she's also the queen? That's gotta be a real kick in the nards...

>>715649064
You like eastern euro chicks, eh?

I want Annarietta I dont care if shes Dandelions sloppy seconds

>>715665468
I wish I did that instead of playing through the starting act of witcher 2 twice.

>>715665854
Based and unapologetically cultured. Honestly, Anna Henrietta was peak “noble MILF” energy. Accent, attitude, regal drip-everything. Dandelion just got their first, doesn’t mean he left an impression. If Geralt had been a little more... persuasive, she’d be yours too, anon.

>>715653396
It's a suble jab at trannies
>Men in drag are visually indistinguishable from a very small group of loud but seemingly powerful group of 'women'

>>715666354

>>715666125
I know, right? W2 with it's unique second Acts is a perfect example of why this practice is so useful. A fixed save right before the final of Act1 (when you decide who you want to side with) allows you to start your second run right at the footstep of a bunch of yet-to-be experienced content. Well, it's never late to adapt new habits. Once you get the hang of it you won't even notice that you're doing it.

>>715656543
for me, it's this random Toussaintois beer wench

>>715665468
Based poster. This is exactly how I survived a corrupted save back in Skyrim mod hell. Ever since then I’ve developed a form of digital PTSD-I hoard saves like a dragon hoards gold. Got one at the start of every questline, one before every romance decision, even one before Gwent tournies lmao. Feels anal until you need them, then you feel like a god-tier planner.

>Romance Triss and Yen
>Ended up alone with Ciri at my side
It's a nice ending I suppose. My fault that I forgot I had Romanced Triss early on in the narrative and then only got to see Yen get actual development like 30 hours later.

>>715665741
Skellige is based on Norse-Gaelic culture. So he likes Celtic chicks.

>>715669326
werent there a bunch of quests in act 1 where you can decide to be pro elf or anti elf or neutral?

For me, it's the white orchard herbalist

>>715671993
Afaik only the final decision matters in this regard. You choose a Path and you get to play that second Act.

>>715674351
yeah but missing out on all the cutscenes and dialogues you would have gotten from siding with elves and not seeing the elven massacre at the end of act 1 and saving and fucking that elf whore makes for a better elf playthrough.

I wish you could've romanced Ciri

>>715674450
Of course, though if you're this committed you really should start your 2nd run from the scratch. Otherwise the time you save by not having to play through the entire Act might be more valuable. My go-to method is to play games normally and whenever a decision or dialogue pops up whatever option I settle with (which is often motivated by role-playing instead of utility) remain my "canon" 9 times out of 10. But since I'm often torn between two options or find others that piqued my interest I usually reload and experience those too. Yes, it takes some extra time but the reward (most of the time extra info about the story/chars/lore and thus deeper understanding of what's going on) is usually well-worth it.

>>715669653
Freckles really are god's gift to men.

>>715676496
you can though
its geralt who cant
>>715676874
I do this in chess
whenever me or my opponent can do two interesting moves or carry out two interesting tactics, we take a picture of the board and start from there after reaching the end.

brehs...

superior ginger coming through !

>>715672240
for me, too!

>>715648419 (OP)
wheezabonga hehe

>>715678638
the amount of detail they gave her areolas is insane...

Does witcher 1 get better after the swamp? This area sucks. Chapter 1 was kino.
Also I picked hard because I'm an idiot.

>>715682362
You're about to have one of the most metal fucking boss bottles that you're going to accidentally kill yourself on in a hot minute, stop being a bitch and scoop out all of those drowner brains.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OpYMr1cUjjg

>>715670696
>Triss' romance comes first chronologically
>if you mess with her Yen never forgives it
>she, who makes her debut in the game and you don't get to know her half-way through it
Not your fault desu. This is one of the most serious flaws of the game's presentation. For those who haven't read the books Yen is like some magical creature who's repeatedly mentioned throughout the first two games but the player has absolutely no first-hand experience with her. Triss pretty much replacing her as Geralt's primary love interest there (while Triss' relevance in the books is incomparably smaller) only adds to the mess. Structuring the romance plotline ass backwards in W3 was only the cherry on the top. The price of giving Yen - a complete unknown at this point - a shot is rejecting good ol' Triss who stood by your side throughout two whole games at this point permanently, then hoping that Yen will turn out to be better during her obviously much more limited time with you. What kind of logic is that?

>>715682362
Of course! Pic rel was a meme back then for a reason. Witcher 1 like a roller coaster ride and I'd say a very entertaining one if you can appreciate it's oddities. I'd say there will be highs and lows, but the highs are really high while the lows are not that low.

>>715653396
When white guys get drunk they always do gay shit with each other

>>715682937
Imagine being so scared of getting called a faggot that you won't wipe your own ass or do crazy shit with your bros in private. Grandstanding and hot dogging is the sure sign of a closeted homosexual.

>>715682864
>good ol' Triss who stood by your side throughout two whole games
Uhhh I gave Alvin to Shani (the superior redhead) and rejected her ass in the baths for the secret 20% resistance to magic bonus (and then she gets her ass whooped and abducted like the bitch she is), where are you getting this notion that she was with me the entire previous games?

>>715678638
I love her stockings

My beloved Shani

>>715683569
Got that medieval sexy school girl outfit goin' on...

>>715682864
like 95% of the people who bought witcher 3 didn't play 1 or 2 and thus Triss and Yen were both getting introduced to them for the first time

>>715653396
For the same reason that there's a bunch of other faggot shit, they were seeing how much they could get away with.

did you lubic it??

>>715684262
It's 11/10

>>715684262
It was like getting to experience the Bloody Baron quest for the first time again. Anyone who couldn’t figure out the final riddle in one try is a major brainlet by the way.

>>715670696
>retired with triss in kovir
>husband to the court sorceress
>wealthy and happy
>adopted daughter is running the empire and keeping the peace
>also own a tricked out vineyard in touissant
i think this is the best ending

>>715678638
>>715683569
>>715683776
thaler's cocksleeve.